Comic Con 08 Zack & Miri Make Porno 1/9

[bigfaggykitty]

ironically, this got video taped

[RosieGrl26]

dude I can actually pick out my laugh. this dude was taping right behind me.

[Falconsfan35]

thx but i own it lol

[aznfobshow]

0:01

[Hughezy]

i can't believe that this film wasn't a huge hit. fuck the public!

[turkranger16]

das da guy from jay and silent bob loooooool stndard stndarrd

[lars337]

thanks for taping this :)

[101piesaregood]

man that one bitch had an ANNOYING laugh

[polcrendszer]

true...that whole fake woman was a mistake in a kevin smith movie...

[HIM4NOS4WXZ]

that was awesome... smoke weed errday

[solidpython]

I love the fact that despite all the warnings you still uploaded the clip! XD

Ah I love Kevin and this film was awesome!

[zombiemonster]

Shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it

[dannybex]

and "btw", you're telling me to come up with "new shit dumbass". That one was old in 1965.

[PAPPACHOPP]

i like 2 cybr. i think im a nympho!!

im feeling emo bH

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

i can't friggin believe they got the Mac dude and Superman in this picture xD

i'm so watching this in theatres with a whole bunch of ppl haha.

GO KEVIN SMITH!

[laboy07]

-"Are you fucking with me?"

-"No there fucking with each other."

hahahahahahahaha

[cojones2000]

I am a naughty? ho! V

[mute754]

i cant wait

[dannybex]

Painfully unfunny, like all of his "films".

And he wonders why he hasn't had a hit in 15 years.

[hesseprod]

why the fuck do you watch it then you piece of crap, dont you have anything else to do, just go back to eat your mothers pussy, shes waiting...

[dannybex]

Jeez, someone needs a prozac the size of a basketball. Put down the triple latte Hesse, you'll be late for your day long anger management session.

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

and it's painfully obvious how dead you are inside. nice to know you have no sense of humor =D

how about stop being a FUCKTARD by putting lil youtube comments on the shit you don't care about? it's even worse when it's obvious you spend your sad sad time doing that.

[dannybex]

1BrknHrtdRomeo: ",,,nice to know you have no sense of humor,"

Well, I guess that's one thing I have in common with Kevin Smith.

"how about stop being a FUCKTARD by putting lil youtube comments on the shit you don't care about? it's even worse when it's obvious you spend your sad sad time doing that."

Defensive much? Sheesh, you and your friends (?) need a Prozac the size of a basketball.

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

no see, you're missing the point. see i said YOU, as in YOU would be the subject of that sentence. so in that case, i would be pointing out that YOU have no sense of humor. are you getting it so far?

btw, that second comment? talk about recycling material. how about...come up with new shit DUMBASS.

no one cares that you don't like Kevin Smith, we get it. it's annoying for me why you're here just to let everyone know. the majority clearly think it's funny. no one really needed your shit.

[dannybex]

I know no one cares what I think, just as no one cares what you think. The 'majority' of the 26 people who have commented may 'clearly' think it's funny, but let's just wait and see how it does at the box office. You may be right, but judging from the way the "majority' of Smith's films have bombed...well, good luck. We'll see in a few weeks.

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

so...looks like it's doing pretty well.

oh what's that? of course! nice of you to eat your own words.

you've been sounding a little constipated what with you blowing air out of your ass so i hope you can finally sit your ass down on the can and stfu.

[dannybex]

You're just SO grown up aren't you. The film has been out for three weeks. It just cleared 26 mil, which means it still needs $4 mil to make a profit (after advertising). That's hardly a hit, although I'm sure it'll make another 10, plus another 10 when it comes out on DVD. Meanwhile the newest Bond film made $67mil in 3 days. Eat that.

[Blktoothgrin]

james bond is old news guy maybe ya need to stop eatin your own shit..this movie is hilarious.

[dannybex]

Blktoothgrin: What a typically 12-year old comment from a typical Kevin Smith fan. At least you can spell better than the other 12 year olds posting about this crap.

Btw, it did not make a profit at the box office. Like most of his films...

[Falconsfan35]

Fuck-Off!!!!!!!

If you dont like his movies then why are you watching this? also it doesnt matter if it did not make profit at the box office.

His movies usually Do not get profit cuz they are very Unusual movies.

[dannybex]

Time for your anger management meds.

And newsflash: they don't "get profit cuz" they suck.

And you know it, or you wouldn't have been so upset at a comment made over three months ago.

Sheesh.

[Falconsfan35]

lol i didnt read it was 3 months ago

tehe

[abelton2007]

@dannybex YEAH HE IS A MULTI MILLIONAIRE COS HIS MOVIES LOSE MONEY. HE BANKROLLED HIS RECENT MOVIE ENTIRELY BY HIMSELF COS HE IS BROKE. GET A GRIP .  HIS MOVIES MAKE LOTS OF MONEY. HE SHOOTS THEM FOR NEXT TO NOTHING COMPARED TO HOLLYWOOD MOVIES AND THEREFORE MAKES A PACKET. DONT GET ME WRONG I AINT NO HUGE FAN BUT THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH.

[Bradwhy33]

ok you should be ashamed of yourself, he asked you for about 5 minutes to put your camera down and you couldn't it.  tsk tsk

[psphackerowned]

next time try not to laugh directly into the camera

[Messymaria]

LOL:D This looks sooo funny! I got to see it when it comes out;)

[black07ice]

yes a comedy to look foward to this fall. "they fight just like real people" haha

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

instead of "christ..." he should have put "Nong" or "Schnoogans" like Jay would say haha

[hothotheat3000]

Dude, I love Kevin but he gets bigger every time I see him. I want him to get healthy, for his kid's sake.

[MBMyers37]

I agree. I'm not, like, calling him a fatty or anything like that, but if he keeps this up, he's going to experience some life-and-career-threatening health problems. I should know: I have a fat dad.

[panag3]

I agree man. I am REALLY worried. I dont want to live life without a Kevin Smith. I hear he tries to lose weight with shakes and such, but i never hear of him trying to get exercise or anything. Its not fair for me to judge him, its his life, but i really hope he stays healthy.

[gregoryreedfye]

hey to that fat bitch with glasses and those 2 retarted guys that went eeew!!! thats the closest youll ever get to first base. you know 2 guys kiss and the world is still a stupid place

[svengoolie007]

All that text that he wrote... it saddened me to see that even Kevin is in this brain damage funk of putting the punctuation outside of the quotes. I mean, fuck, Clerks is meant to have a period after it anyways and he still put the period outside of the quotes.

[neoachilles]

I have to watch this movie!!!

[melloe]

I had no idea Justin Long's voice was so deep...he and Brandon Routh are 2 of my favorite actors, but how did Brandon go from Superman to this??? lol...

[HotFuzzRules]

he had a cold, so it was messing up his voice.

[DannysUltimatum]

Kevin Smith is probably like "This motherfucker put this shit on youtube!" lol

[trustno1]

Doubt it. I bet he goes like "not porn close it, not porn close it, not porn close it", everytime he sees ppl in clothes.

[aquamerfish]

shoot it and ____ online, that guys head was in the way so you had no idea what it said it could have said "shoot it and rape it online

[reanimated0]

"You Better Shut Your Mouth or I'm Gonna Fuck It" hahahahah