Black Jesus!

[GwendolynRaine]

This is funny, but considering the fact that it contributes to stereotypes, I probably shouldn't be laughing...

[Freewolfboy99]

Wtf racist

[Wurmo]

Thought he was Chinese? :O

[gregilo]

How does any of you think this is racist, JESUS WAS BLACK KNOW YOUR HISTORY! (Paul Mooney)

[ChartreuseDan]

@gregilo Jesus was Jewish.

[gregilo]

@ChartreuseDan Yes he was Jewish, but Judaism is a religion not a color. Lol

[ChartreuseDan]

@gregilo But Judaism, according to the scriptures, is inherited from the mother which has caused descendents of practicing Jews to carry similiar traits as other Jews, traits from the middle east. As an example, were you to ask someone who was from a Muslim family, a religious group founded nearby, recent converts excluded, whether they considered themselves black they would say no. The term is synonymous with people of African descent. Jesus was as black as he was native american.

[gregilo]

@ChartreuseDan touché.

[GwendolynRaine]

@ChartreuseDan The first Jewish people were the Moors, who were black africans. Many of them were also Muslim.

[gogolplex74]

I'm christian and I don't find this offensive, but I don't find this funny either

[strt1111]

yooo momma's asss!

[20zSketch]

@xXDennisThaGangstaXx o ok dude

[RealGateGuardian]

Well that really is close to accurate. People think Jesus was white as Peter, but fact is, the area of the world Jesus came from, they were darker skinned, just not as dark as a black man.

Nevertheless this was hilarious.

[JamesSCassidy]

@RealGateGuardian He was also Jewish. So technically, all Christians are Jews.

[RealGateGuardian]

@JamesSCassidy That is correct. Technically all christians are jews. Easter is technically Passover as well.

[smurfkidharley]

¡bıq buıʞɔnɟ os sı ʞɔıp ʎɯ

[lxjay]

soundcloud./alexandrosroberts/­blood-on-the-dance-floor-lx

[mrcoolwhip1]

Let me guess some Jew shmucks are behind this?

[VladimrDImpaler]

I'm racist and I find this Christian.

[SkoRpionMW2]

he wears sunglasses

[svartgul1]

this is funny and im a muslim

[Zeruel3]

Well he couldn't get a fair trial...

[Hotdolard514]

@Zeruel3 LMAO funniest thing i saw today

[Jetsown08]

Anybody else realize the fact that he's wearing sunglasses at like 25 A.D.?

[MacWillyFortunes]

@Jetsown08 Yes...because I'm not retarded. Family Guy is not funny....

[TonyEvans96]

@MacWillyFortunes You're retarded and I find that funny.

If you don't like the show then why are you watching a video with family guy?

[MacWillyFortunes]

@TonyEvans96 Because I keep giving it second chances! I should stop, because it is so clearly never going to succeed in making an actual joke.

[TonyEvans96]

@MacWillyFortunes ignorance and stupidity. ignorance and stupidity...

[HARDYFANCENATION]

i think jesus was black i mean he was born in ISREAL it is very hot there i think!

[aniantor]

As you can see, the guy standing on the rock was black, and clearly not Jesus. Fake.

[808jayhawk]

im an orange and i find this potato

[Playstion360]

im racist and i find this black

[XenaTheAlienChick]

i'm athiest but i found this funny XD

[sapper1299]

Racist

[krasav4ik007]

Assalamu Aleykum. Brothers and sisters please let's respect our beloved prophet Jesus (may peace and blessings of Allah(swt) be on him). Please wake up before it is too late, don't do this, please

[Klootzak020]

I road in a town on a ass. Yo momma's ass. Black Jesus !!!

[jecoharman]

@Klootzak020 why did you just write down what the video said.???

[Klootzak020]

@jecoharman. It's the best part and thumbs up if you like it too. ^^

[DeezyChris]

@Klootzak020 lol funny as hell

[TheBTD3]

Nice.... Nice....

[MisterAwsome1234]

My God... HUEY WAS RIGHT!

[afallenera]

@MisterAwsome1234 I don't no what to believe in.

[shumbagunga]

i came here from uranus. get it? ur (your) anus!

[Dustin2424]

lol i dont know why but this made me laugh so much

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

I am hilarious and I find this Christian.

[Melbourne619]

@xXDennisThaGangstaXx Who gives a flying fuck if you're Christian? Does that make you something other than nothing?

[umidontno040394]

@Melbourne619 he didnt say he was christian. he said he finds this christian.

[Melbourne619]

@umidontno040394 It doesn't even make sense? How can anyone find this Christian? Well... Jesus was BLACK after all because of the fact that he was in a desert and there were no hats or sunscreen so yeah.

[umidontno040394]

@Melbourne619 it is a joke he was making. and the race, and even exsistance, of jesus is debated. he was most likely arabic. 2nd most likely black. 3rd most likely white.

[Melbourne619]

@umidontno040394 He wasn't Arabic (I'm Arabic), he was Aramaic. But the Aramaic Bible does not exist anymore.

[umidontno040394]

@Melbourne619 well, he was middle eastern. not white or black. that was my point.

[Melbourne619]

@umidontno040394 Every known prophet were middle eastern, even though prophets were sent to every tribe

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

@Melbourne619 Dude, I didn't say I'm Christian, well I am, but I said I am hilarious not Christian :D, UMADBRO?

[20zSketch]

@xXDennisThaGangstaXx were you trying to be funny or do you have dyslexia? AND IM NOT BEING A SMART ASS!!!!!!!

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

@20zSketch Heh, I was trying to be funny, I do realise I wrote wrong way, that is made mainly because the more retarded it sound the funnier it gets.

Do you seriously think I have dyslexia? Bloody hell, no...

If you mean the reply I made for a guy who said "taht makes you something special",

I meant like what was the deal with saying that, like he is a muslim and he thinks I suck... Man, I didn't like I am special, I was trying to be funny.

[symonsays13]

What happened to :09???

[jackpeech123]

i laugh, but i hate to laugh because its moking god.

[lin545]

Osama?

[THE122138]

he looks like a indian goeroe

[993ironman1]

Now that is what I call an accurate historical representation of Jesus.

[UnbelievEble1000]

I'm a regular person and I find this funny.

[dswynne]

The funny thing is that atheist can accept the existence of Moses, Buddha and Mohammed just fine, yet actively try to discount the existence of Jesus, even though he was mentioned in two historical documents by Roman scholars, and Mohammed revered Jesus as a prophet. And that is why this anti-Christian agenda of theirs is more about politics than its about religion.

[AkosGellert]

@dswynne yes, he was mentioned, 60 years after his alleged death, nothing from his time, and the first to mention him was an ortodox jew, Flavius Josephus (37–100), who denied every messiah from that time exept his teacher,he mentions him two times, there is one page about Jesus and how is he the messiah, and thats why people think it was added later by the church, this is why we can't be sure about his existance, at least that's what i heard,wiki present it in a different way, so idk, maybe

[dswynne]

@AkosGellert So...Jesus existed, as I stated. Now, whether or not he was "divine" is an entire matter, which is up to the individual, something that I have no problem with. You can either believe, or you don't, but no one has the right to insult another person's belief system, and not expect a bloody nose (literally or figuratively) in response. That's all I'm saying.

[Longmachao]

@dswynne Either everything is okay to make fun of or nothing is okay to make fun of. You can't pick and choose.

[dswynne]

@Longmachao What are you talking about? I thought this was funny...

[SippinonMickeys]

@dswynne Of course you or anyone has the right to not be tolerant or respect another person's beliefs. To use an example by Sam Harris, imagine if a Senator stood up on the floor and said that we should pray to Poseidon, the god of the sea, instead of Jesus, to protect from a Hurricane. How much respect would he get? Yet it's the same thing - we are supposed to respect anyone's religious belief, no matter how weird.

[dswynne]

@SippinonMickeys Whatever, brah. It's all good. I'm not trying to take away anything from you, or anyone else's lifestyle choices. We live, die, and pay some sort of tax in between. And u know what? Life would certainly be a boring proposition if what we want in life was decided for us. And, in that regard, I do admire atheists for wanting to challenge conventional wisdom through complete self-determination, as masters of the self. Got to love 'em for that...

[UltimateBonerman]

@dswynne what the fuck are you talking about? im atheist and i think all gods and shit are fake. and you just basically said all atheists are anti- christian, god you are retarded!

[dswynne]

@UltimateBonerman I don't know what you are talking about, but, well, since you are being rude, and considering the length limit for the response section on YT, I say you should send re-send your message to the following e-mail:

noonegivesafuckwhatyousay[at]k­issmyass[dot]com.

Have a nice day, son.

[UltimateBonerman]

@dswynne lol what a fag

[dswynne]

@UltimateBonerman So is your father, and no one cares about that...

[SippinonMickeys]

@dswynne Nope, you've got it wrong. Atheism is simply the absence in belief of all gODs, and anti-theism is a conscious and deliberate opposition to theism. Many outspoken atheists are both. Believe it or not if you are a Christian you too are a type of atheist as is your gOD. You have an absence of belief in all gODs except one. A person like me just took that one extra step and went one gOD further. That is all.

[dswynne]

@SippinonMickeys Whatever floats your boat, friend.

[SippinonMickeys]

@dswynne Logic.

[dswynne]

@SippinonMickeys Riiiight.

[MegaJoker356]

aaaaaah racisum

[Hylianborn]

It's just a black version of Jesus. Calm down.

[smeiiprincess]

The people are saying I hate family guy I hate u !!! No only joking but this never gets old :)

[tdawgturner]

I FRICKIN' HATE FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

[OmfgItsHenu]

@tdawgturner it will help if you sit on your computer going through really old family guy clips.

good effort sir.

[FetaCheese222]

I don't normally find Family Guy funny BUUUUT....

[VonTomek]

Y U NO LOOP? : D

[AoiHizakiAoi]

Black Jesus † Amen Fashion

[oatabixisnotfunny]

no such thing as a poo coloured jesus

[GajBros]

This is dumb. Make fun of God and he'll fuck you up.

[Gibix]

@GajBros He's not real. So therefore it's okay.

[Kemalishus]

@Gibix You got proof he isn't? i got no prove he is but do you have proof that he isn't real?

[shroomanox]

@Kemalishus Lol, you admitted you have no proof he exists, without proof by default we assume that until something is proven it is not real, because with a lack of proof, it is as valid a claim to existence as the magical invisible pink unicorn. unless you are one of those who believe anything they want regardless of logic or proof, and feeds off of mindless self indulgence to secure themselves from superstitious fears, we call these people christian.

[Kemalishus]

@shroomanox I understand but you still didn't answer my question

[shroomanox]

@Kemalishus That is my answer, an example of solid reason to not believe in a god is the lack of proof, the example of proof is the lack of a logical backing for a god, no evidence backing the existence of such a deity means it remains mythological, so it would be safe for us with the above stated, to believe god is no more than a myth or superstition, and that is how is stands as a form of proof. It is safe to believe this up until such a time that solid scientific proof of a god emerges (cont)

[shroomanox]

@Kemalishus (cont) to disprove this proof. but until such a time it remains logically indisputable meaning the lack of proof for a god in itself is proof that a god does not exist. Do you understand what I am saying this time?

[TheMangler187]

@shroomanox Dunno about other people but I believe in God for personal reasons. Reasons I don't expect Atheists to understand. They usually brush it off as a coincidence (no matter how big it may be) or call you retarded. That's fine, I can see why you guys don't believe in God. You simply want scientific proof. I just go off of things that have happened in my life. Also, God is just that, God. Not something scientists can simply study like dinosaurs and such (cont)

[Xanoptic0n]

@TheMangler187 What you just said :"I ignore everyone else, logic and facts and just believe what suits me :)". You do realise other religions exist, there's billions of people who don't believe in jesus.

[TheMangler187]

@shroomanox (cont) Point is both Christians and Atheist need to realize that everyone has a reason they believe what they do and that it's pointless to argue all the time. I have my reasons, you have yours. That's all there is to it, really.

[shroomanox]

@TheMangler187 I get the impression that by me posting a response to that guys question below that may contradict your belief system, you feel like I'm attacking you? If so, that is simply not the case, I'm not attempting to force my beliefs, simply answering a question that seemed directed towards me or another Atheist from an Atheist perspective. And from that perspective I would like to say that I am not disregarding the latter of what you are saying, I have nothing against (cont)

[shroomanox]

@TheMangler187 (cont) you believing what you choose to believe so long as said beliefs do not lead to said believer trying to influence said beliefs onto me or another.

[TheMangler187]

@shroomanox No I don't feel like you're attacking me, just letting you why some believers may believe what they do, other than just believing in some magic man in the sky because of a book.

[shroomanox]

@TheMangler187 Ive had a lot of experience with all types of religions, Ive done my time, and one thing i can note about god is that the concept and the ideals mean different things to the individual, UNLESS they are the over the top fundamentalist sort, who are the sorts of christians educated atheists often attack, as an atheist, i have no problem with your belief in god. (cont)

[shroomanox]

@TheMangler187 (cont) there is a level of discretion we use between types of religious people, i for one certainly do not label every religious person as one and the same.

[MsNobster]

@shroomanox well you should.  You should use the label 'hopelessly deluded' which you'll find fits all.

[thekids101ification]

but some times you want to show that the other persons opinion is completely stupid and your own opinion is proven with facts

[TheMangler187]

@thekids101ification Then there's the guy that disregards everything I just said and remains hellbent on proving his facts.

[thekids101ification]

@TheMangler187 first of all, fact are things that are already proven. second, i regarded what you said. thats why i commented. third, using "hellbent" in a conversation like this is pretty ironic.

[TheMangler187]

@thekids101ification Let me make a quick example. Say a guy has a dream of Jesus telling him about something big that's going to happen the next day, and it happens. An Atheist would be adamant that it's all just a coincidence. A religious person would think of it as some sort of sign. Things like that all add up to be proof enough to the religious person. An Atheist won't budge until he finds the kind of proof he's after. Most people have a reason for believing what they do

[Gibix]

@Kemalishus You have no proof, thus explains the reason why isn't real.

[Kemalishus]

@Gibix The question is, how are you so sure he isn't real?got proof?

[GajBros]

@Gibix I agree.

[NaLi2977]

press 5 then 1

[Ltpeppers05]

this looks like a job for...BLACK JE-SUS

[charlottee9412]

Jesus is the New Black... Jesus is the New Black... Jesus is the New Black...

[mcard1d]

Well that was 10 seconds of my life that... was freaking sweet!

[TheGolfer987]

Oh snap!

[8MileMnM]

OMG its just a joke how the hell do you turn something funny into a religion debate....

[tdctop]

Im offensive and i find this black

[MaGiikMedia4u]

@tdctop you coppied from 1 of the other vids..... suck jesus's black cock

[tdctop]

@MaGiikMedia4u

I didnt copy it from anywhere specific, its a common pun.

[THE122138]

@tdctop go cry then

[tdctop]

@THE122138 you are aware that you make no sense, right?

[NgocBaoLong]

This is the reason why my parents hate Family Guy is because we're Catholic and they find this offensive.

[AbdelrahmanTheGreat]

@NgocBaoLong really ? okay go fuck yourself now...

[Hackerdude1999]

BLACK JESUS

[HarrisonRocks]

I'm find and I black this offensive.

[Themagikz98]

@HarrisonRocks Let me assist you in what you tried to copy from the previous video. "I'm offensive and find this black."

[HarrisonRocks]

@Themagikz98

Nah, its alright I was doing fine on my own thank you.

[Tarik360]

Funky!

[butler234]

everyone knows Jesus was white and had blue eyes like everyone ells from the middle east.

[whatswithalltheblack]

@butler234 He wasn't really from the Middle East. He was from the seed of God. He was the the son, the father and the holy spirit. Jesus didn't conform to conventional racial barriers.

[verifymyageful]

@whatswithalltheblack Uhmm.. lets not correct people with out own ignorance.

[nem1i]

@butler234 lol..where is the proof?

[butler234]

@nem1i Oh my God.... IRONY U STUPID MOTHERLESS GOAT!

[ThatKrookedVulture]

If he did exist he would have been arabic and he actually would have been born sometime in mid to late March.

[xOblivionzx]

Im offensive and I find this Black.

[Carnivelz99]

jesus was possibly coloured because he lived in the middle east

[mrmemanme]

@Carnivelz99 they are not black in the middle east

[OverlordFlinx]

Maaaaan, that Jesus is one bad mother...

[Theakker3B]

Why is Jesus wearing a bath robe?

[Vetonator]

@FinalFantasyxxx12

[Vetonator]

Religion is bullshit... Adam and Eva made kids and then what? Sex with brothers and sisters? Thats fucked up!

[Vladtheimpaler1337]

Theres an actual song for from the mid-70s called Black Jesus. Look it up.

[dtigersfan2011]

Black Jesus rode into town on 141 people's momma's asses

[Lilycha100]

Warning! If you scroll down you will se hate comments!

Thumbs upp so everyvone can skip that part

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

@Lilycha100 Shit, I scrolled down.

[IsaacD39]

@Lilycha100 wow

[lisamaria1972]

HAHAHA!

[FinalFantasyxxx12]

WTF

[TheMegafern8522]

:that'sracist;

[Megustatrolling34]

Lol of Jesus was real he would be black!!:D

[77fili77]

I'm hilarious and I find this Asian

[haugaard]

@77fili77 Hahahahaha!

[77fili77]

OK, Jesus is either black or dark-olive (or both), but at least we know santa was black for sure! :DD i saw him. color rules. :DD

[ThePerfectBlack100]

@77fili77 that was funny

[Aaron33860]

Jesus has weapons of mass destruction!

[RainSmith32]

@Aaron33860 More like weapons of ass destruction.

[Aaron33860]

Jesus probably looked more like....Saddam Husain. Holy shit, did we just kill our messiah again?!

[NorthCitySider]

@Aaron33860

Lol probably. But he wasn't real either way.

[spacebar795]

best 10 seconds of my life!

[alinka2111]

and let the religious comments begin ...

[NYCeddie15]

@alinka2111 and racists

[Sschlicchtt]

press 0:06 for Moses 

[TheBarfingCats]

Thumbs up if you prefer this Jesus

[sacredpooper]

I.FIND THIS OFFENSIVE

[ghostlyredfox]

@sacredpooper People who find this funny like that you find it offensive :)

[Nick154999]

in italian the joke change.

[TheFlameWolf1993]

The Irony is that Jesus WAS black.