Steven Seagal - Blood Bank

[ObeyTheDead]

This is by far, the worst movie line I have ever heard. And to make this seen even more hilarious, the DU DU DUDUDU! at the end nailed it.

[KulaAShaker]

"I'm gonna take you to the bank senator...to the booty bank"

[DementedXMusic]

And scene

[thefatman69dude]

what if he literally took him to the blood bank and was like see i told u i was gonna take u to the blood bank....yeah didnt see that comin did u haha.....

[tylerdurden3891]

@thefatman69dude "You know how in the movies they say 'Make my day', or 'I'm your worst nightmare'. Well listen to this one. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. HA!! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"

[nottheonlysinner]

@tylerdurden3891 Last Action Hero. I like that movie. Lawl.

[SleepingOni]

Press 8 for continuous epic face and badass drums

[niriop]

Shit just got real

[fudwithacamera]

This is just about the most "seagal" line ive ever heard.

[goodtimes0000]

@fudwithacamera under siege 2...

[PikVanCleef]

Possibly just as good as the 'Nobody beats me in the kitchen' putdown which he delivers in Under Siege 2....Seagal is just so win.

[mrsmelissa83]

Hardcore! 

[TheBlackStar999]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN...

[Kjobbit]

I'm gonna take you to the bank senator Trent.....to the blood bank, as i hear you're screamish around needles and need a friend there to support you

[Searcheur]

i'm gonna take you to the bank senator, and ask you politely to donate blood

[HaterOvHvmans]

My mind can't grasp why this legend hasn't recieved an Oscar yet. I think a life time achievement award would be well deserved.

[Jeza101]

The best one-liner ever delivered.



[Papster1000]

This is why I love 90's action movies. Who needs story and drama when you got auditory gold like this!

[rtroilus]

You wouldn't trade places with Senator Trent at that moment for all the gold in Fort Knox

[Zanmato007]

So unintentionally funny. You got Seagal saying the cheesier one-liner ever to a TV. Then THAT sound effect afterwards. You know in case you didn't think he was serious enough.

[ikkeheltvanlig]

lmao, 0:12, he looks so damn sad and nerdy he he he

[Crimmyblues]

Gonna make a donation Senator Trent.....a blood donation.

[EpicBeard815]

And then he proceeds to...sit at the edge of the bed and...stare at his feet...

[Slaughter281]

@EpicBeard815 lmfao holy shit i've never laughed so hard ahah... this fucking video, and your comment is perfect..

[irednas1]

@EpicBeard815 I guess he was just wondering why there was a loud group of drummers banging on the floor below him.

[oldmanmike89]

@EpicBeard815 I think he's just upset because that was probably the cleverest thing he'll ever say yet no one was around to hear it.

[PHT07UK]

It's funny because he sounds scared of saying it. INTENSE!

[corsak7]

He is The MAN!!!

[zackhanscom]

seagal's a fucking moron. he's talking to himself apparently.

[furiosd6]

He should have said that to Kobe after Kobe got his 5th ring.

[Edgarion63]

Oh here go hell come.



[nilewow]

@Edgarion63 lmao

[bescrus]

11 people need to die right now

[DumberEveryTime]

" To the SPERM bank " would have been more ominous.

[mattmagbanua7]

(DUN DUN DADA DUN)

[Gordonix281]

I may have to donate some blood...someone else's.

[esines]

press play and then press, 3, 3, 4,4 , 5 (until he says senator trent) and then press 8. just made it a whole lot creepier.

[havehope]

@esines HAHA!

[Afghamistam]

Whoever came up with this line should have won the Nobel prize for literature. What a hero.

[TheColmBrennan]

That shit is funny.

[Chamillionare64]

Oh hai Steven Seagal.

[mysteriorockanova]

@coryboy345 Believe me, 10 years from now we'll be looking at the '00s and laughing.

[p1t1o]

"I'm gonna take you to the bank senator....to the sper I mean blood bank..."

[coryboy345]

LMFAO, love the early 90s movies. So much tension and drama!

[TheBangorguy]

Wouldnt Steven have to put Senator Trent through a bunch of blood tests before he could bring him to the blood bank? Sheesh...some people think they can just skip right to the front of the line!

[thenigletcyborg]

Steven Seagal is one of, if not,the best actors in all if cinema history. without his great contributions, movies would be nothing. ok, im kidding. pretty sure if your type Talentless ass clown into urban dictionary you get a copy of his birth certificate.

[norsemustang]

Willy Wonka: "By the way, no other factory in the world mixes it's chocolate by waterfall, and you can take that to the bank."

Mason Storm: "I'm going to take you to the bank, Willy Wonka. To the blood bank. DRUM DRUM DRUMDRUMDRUM!

[bizzmarky76]

he does, Seagal drives him to a local clinic where Senator Trent goes through a standard ABO-RH test then onto an antibody screen.

[dham2288]

I like the pause after Senator Trent promises to take it to the bank.  It's like Seagal is thinking "What awesome line can I deliver that will offer poetic justice to this douche?"

He delivered.

[esines]

@dham2288 and afterwards he looks down like "damn it sounded better in my head"

[motherflange]

Can anybody confirm if Steve keeps his promise and takes him there?

[django60617]

CRAZY!!

[bigwhiteballs27]

This deserves an Oscar

Just imagine his speech after winning the Oscar.

[Evan42881]

@bigwhiteballs27 "I'll give you an Oscar.... The Oscar i won being a dumb douche."

[EweTubee]

why can't they say stuff like this in movies these days, fuck.

[Gabulon3000]

LMAO!

[camhelloscience]

Oooohhh BURN!

However i think we should replace those drums with Bon Iver's haunting melody 'Blood Bank' I reckon that would amuse!

[GuyInGreen27]

lolololololol

[TheFARTMAN9000]

could you give me a ride to the blood bank too, steve? Ive got an appointment. Thanks!

[TheFARTMAN9000]

could you give me a ride to the blood bank too, steve. Ive got an appointment. Thanks!

[JackLulz]

oh fucking hell my life can't get any better after seeing this

[Squeglee]

The drums is what really hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[pikachuash45]

@suckmoffFTW I m gonna take you to the bank suckmoffFTW To the blood bank!

[10WarMachine88]

Ok I looked through 11 pages of comments and no one spoke about the tv being off lol.

[Swny910]

@10WarMachine88 In the movie he was remembering hearing the guy on the tv and on the docks. In this scene the tv was off but he was in the same room as when he was watching it on tv before.

[bizzmarky76]

presumably for cross matching, Rh identification.

[markuspetteri]

That's very nice of him. Especially if the blood bank is far away.

[StrongTowerAV]

"and cut !!......BRILLIANT!"

[hartsickdisciple]

I'm so happy that somebody put this specific clip on youtube. LMFAO! I make fun of this line all the time.

[suckmyoffFTW]

And you can take that to the bank!

[evenaskmike]

ahahahah amazing

[jerrydlish]

War Jason Bourne!

[Terryfan]

I'm gonna Take you to the back, 'Senator' Trent.... To The Blood Bank. Yup payback is coming for you Trent, Storm is coming to kick your ass

[macbeasty]

i recorded this with drums. i was at a football game and the marching band was doing some drumming in intervals. so i said the line right before they drummed.

[TheKinger420]

epic fuckin epic i love that one liner

[thenothing87]

LMFAO I can't believe I'm still laughing this hard after seeing Hard to Kill. Anybody with Netflix it's in the instant que, or at least was. Please watch it! Wow. Crazy Business.

[sudaev]

What a douche.

[misterpimp5757]

every pun should have this drum beat at the end..

[VodkaTonic1976]

He is up there with De Niro

[tommymonsternz]

this movie is so shit it is a comedy.

[jayive34]

his acting sucks but his movies rocks

[Terryfan]

Still in his movies he prove that he is a dangerous man

[thedude5000]

"I hope they weren't triplets."

"You don't look like you're gonna be waking up happy now."

"...that's for Bobby."

[darksepheroth]

i never really got this line.

does he plan to take this guy to donate blood and have cookies and juice with him after?

[Terryfan]

He was maybe saying because Trent use a local gang to kill his wife and putting him into a coma for seven years Trent use greed and blood to get the rise to power so he was going to make him pay with his own blood

[darksepheroth]

but he would have to be willing to donate his blood at the blood bank.

Last i checked you had to be a willing participant in the donation of your blood.

i would know because the last time i tryed to take some one to the blood bank for the purpose of vengence they wouldent do it.

and they wont take bags of some ones blood that i had drained for them to take.

They kept asking where it came from and saying they were going to call the cops.

Those jerks they want blood but they have the nerve to ask.

[Terryfan]

You know you just blowed my mind

[Terryfan]

Steven Seagal kicks some serious ass in this movie

[indiansfan1106]

he kicks ass in all of his movies

[Terryfan]

Yeah he does. Heck I can say he can kick everyone's ass with in a blink of a eye

[Terryfan]

Steven is a bad ass and to be honest if I was going into a dark ally I have Steven watch my back and let see if any fool would dare miss with Steven

[Hellstrike]

With lines like those, the movie practically writes itself...?

[dham2288]

Daniel Day Lewis is shaking in his boots over such awesome acting!

[kashattack]

best acting of all time

[tdo79]

0:07 - epic eye twitch

[derekrichardt]

check the eye twitch at 0:09 its so intimidating

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Shit just got real

[lloydmcc120]

I wonder how many times Seagal had to practice this line before he could finally say it without laughing.

[fasterkillpussycat2]

HA! His movies are often times corny but this man rules!

[wandysilva]

Best bad one liner ever

[LotsOfNine]

i think the best part is that he's alone in a room talking to himself when he says that.

[milkmanv1]

And that sums up why Hard to Kill rules

[liamemac]

LOL

[reallysecretusername]

which move is this from

[Wonderbread316]

@reallysecretusername hard to kill

[MySixCents]

Not the Bank of America, not US Bank, not SunTrust...the Blood bank!

[motherflange]

Is it because Seagal believes in donating blood? As the senator may be prone to iron overload ...

[uppercut6569]

one of the best lines of all time!

[lustreboy]

haha pure gold!!!

Damn he means it!

[Jamilro050]

ahaha

[lloydmcc120]

I haven't seen this movie. Did he make it to the bank?

[RECS1987]

Sucks being Senator Trent..

[Mobius0487]

that line is so full of Win XD XD XD

[ultrachasersfan]

Thats the problem with life, theres no drum sounds after each thing I say.

[lordtains]

haha

[PurpleVolvagia]

pain don't hurt is from Road House (patrick Swayze's best film)

[VicInNocal]

hahahah Fucking awesome. Ranks right up there with "Pain don't hurt" and "I ain't got time to bleed" for all-time best movie quotes.

[nightcrow90]

I ain't got time to bleed" isnt that from predator movie? from the 80s with Ventura?

[VicInNocal]

Indeed it is, brother.

[plusplusplus04]

Hahaha.

"Pain don't hurt" xD

I never heard that one before.

[keppler71]

14 seconds of oscar winning performance. Segal rocks, I heard that chuck norris is his bitch.

[milesprowerTV]

those drums proves that Seagal wins at life. Period. xD

[seinfeildsucks]

What was so funny about it?

[elheadkickio]

Because it's insanely campy.

[thegreatmoof]

LOL

I could never take this show seriously. Seagal's almost as bad as Van Damme when it comes to ruining the drama/tension in an action scene.

[thestevecrow]

seagal at his best

[Rankor]

lol thats so good

[indiansfan1106]

this is one of his best lines ever

[txpalaistis]

Seagal, and this line are the absolute tits.

[bulmer13]

I wish those drums would accompany any and everything I say forever.

[Paranoidave]

@bulmer13

`'dun dun dun-dun-dun!"

[CaseyfuckinRyback]

@bulmer13 agreed!

[CaseyfuckinRyback]

@bulmer13 Dude this is possible, just pause the video above at 11 seconds and hit play after everything you say. I just did it and its really satisfying!

[masterofrock420420]

@CaseyfuckinRyback thanks for that i will do that alot more often lol

[CaseyfuckinRyback]

@masterofrock420420 Its the way forward man! lol

[GustavWadstrand]

I have a feeling he just won at life.

G

[OperationWetbackLTD]

lmao!!!!

the drums at the end kick it up a notch.

[SonnytheArcticFox]

(...) ''to the blood bank'' *dun-dun-dundunDUN* XD

[OldboyLescott]

This is so funny I have to watch it every time I open Youtube !!

[Filthlaus123]

wtf?

[carlzoch]

guys, this isn't funny... this is serious.

[LookBehindYouQuick]

srs bsns

[Rolltide1993]

jim rome show

[rowejam072000]

oh shit...Lmao....thats shits is so damn hallarious

[jeffstowers]

hell. fucking. yes.

[nathanbrapppp]

ahahah fuckin awsome who ever dont like this movie in say fuck em

[WarriorBoy]

Cue Phil Collins at the end.

[Ragitsu]

Good job :-).

[SSrepskb24]

truly the funniest thing ever

[FloorOfTheForest]

There are many possible interpretations of this film.

When I caught up with Seagal at his hideout in Indo-China he told me: "People will make of my work what they will. My life is one of transcendental masturbation and combat-readiness...as long as I have my ponytail, my penis, and a fresh supply of teenage table-tennis champions, my art will mean many things to many different men".

[snadderr89]

AHAHAHHAHAHAH OH MY GOD

[GetenGeten]

I see this several times a day. It's by the book in how to make a B-movie cheesy line, imo. I haven't seen the movie though but this quote kinda speaks for itself.

[OldboyLescott]

He doesn't even kill sennator trent in the silly movie !

[zkyggen]

fucking owned senator pusseh

[Deathshuck]

:;D

[VILEHINTZ]

its a flash back, hes just sittin in his room talkin to hiself, see, this is why he breaks bones all the damn time

[TheKindler]

CLASS-ick!

[baddabing101]

Best video on youtube lol

[samoussa84]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

[gillianseed]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I love how he says it in a shy, silent tone.

[Skac01]

That's why he is so awesome. He doesn't have to yell to be badass.

[johnmalory26]

He talks silently all the time, for a big tough guy.

[destaric]

ROFL!!

[Squadron266]

Best one liner ever :)

[Boynky]

That's right Steven Seagal! go donate some blood!

[plusplusplus04]

Seagal: "I'm going to the bank."

Kevin: "Oh, yeah? What for?"

Seagal: "I'm going to donate some blood. YOU'RE blood, Kevin."

*Jumps across room, snapping everyone's necks in mid-air, including Kevin's*

[Arcane1Soldier]

LOL this is awsome.

[FriedmannX]

The greatest one-liner in the history of cinema!

[roland8886]

It's up there.

The music and close-up adds just the right finishing touch

[olamf04]

Great clip!

"Fuck You And Die" is another favourite from the movie. :D