Mono Sucks
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  • I like that piano song in the beginning its nice but theres no use in asking u what its called caus I know I could never play it :(

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  • TUNE THAT PIANO, PLEASE!!

  • I was in the midst of having a "my life sucks I hate mono" mental breakdown, and I watched this. I feel better...even though it hurts to laugh.

  • The gun thing in dead rising isn't a cheat, its a unlockable and its called the "real mega blaster" and it does kill in one hit.

  • Dude i've been playing dead rising also! and i have mono 2 it does suck :(

  • yea i have mono right now. i cant breathe through my nose and ive been living on carvel milkshakes and soup, considering i cant swallow anything solid..

  • Mono does suck! I've had it for almost 5 months now. Everytime I think I'm better, I go back to normal my normal routine and end up getting super sick again. I'm starting university next week and hope I don't end up getting as sick as before again!

  • lol you're cute when you're sick...

  • OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME BEATLES BOOK AND I TAKE LESSONS OUT OF IT

    martha my dear though I spend my days in conversation, please remember me

    martha my love , don't forget me,martha my dear

  • im just starting to get over mono it still sucks ass

  • i have mono, i am only 13 so they cant really get the tests back to me quick, so they just said wait, i had to miss a trip to telluride with my friend, which was going to be awesome, and now in only 5 days i have a trip to california and i might be well enough to have fun on it. MONO SUCKS!

  • i have mono. i cant swallow anything.... the doctor had me on medicine for strep and it just made it worse. now im on steroids to get my tonsils downn :/ it really does suck

  • lol my best friend had mono recently. She actually bounced back pretty quickly(was only off from a week of school).

  • I have mono right now. Man was that fanny with the faces. I never yawned during my mono so far, bet i will tonight

  • I have mono atm..it SUX

  • @3lilcutties omg Did you think you had strep? I thought I had strep and then I went to the doctor and I might have either strep or mono... my blood results come in tomorrow im scared

  • just came down with mono right after starting an internship. thanks for an amusing take on the worst disease known to man.

  • I have mono and this made me smile

  • I have had mono since January. Mono sucks and it is prom season so guess who doesn't get to kiss her boyfriend under the disco ball (and yes we still rock a disco ball) Someone shoot me?

  • i just got told i have mono this morning....and yeah all you have said, is soo true. i have had all of that. it sucks!! :O oh and also! i have that "piano" book but its for any instrument! i use it for guitar!!

  • i just got told i have mono this morning....and yeah all you have said, is soo true. i have had all of that. it sucks!! :O

  • Haha I just got diagnosed with mono.. Like 4 hours ago :/. I had a really sore throat and white in my throat so I went to doctor.it involved a blood test and a day wait.I thought it was strep throat. Anyways something important I just noticed. I never drink pop and I had a can of coke last night and my throat today is not sore but maybe it was just luck. If u have mono confirm this test for me, drink a can of coke, wait a day and see if ur throats ok.

  • @lucky2000luke I drink a lot of soda and I think the carbonation hurts. Nothing but virgin daiquiris helps my throat and that is only because the ice helps to numb it.

  • damn...i remeber when i had it ><

  • i gave this to my ex girlfriend....funny thing is i got it from my ex ex girlfriend. they're both bitches. KARMA

  • i had mono for 2 weeks, but was in the hospital because my throat was inflamed and could barely breathe, it was hell

  • make a yawn video!!! i would lawl so hard!

  • i have mono right now and i've had it for over a month:(

  • Ive had mono for 4 weeks now and it suckssssss ive been extremely weak and tired the whole weekend :( and i just got a rash on my arm from it too :(

  • im wondering something.. i just found out i had mono today, but the last time that i even kissed anyone was like a month ago.. could it have been from that or a different reason?

  • @sigma001337 From what I've researched (Cause I just got better from mono) is that once you become infected it takes about 30-50 days for the virus to actually show symptoms. That's why it's spread so easily, because you can have it and not know it until later, so you could kiss someone not knowing you have it and infect them. It's a terrible terrible virus that is incurable sadly.

  • i have mono. i miss makin out with my girlfriend :(

  • I have mono now. I missed a practice task I have a 103.5 fever. This sucks I am miserable and guess what 2 weeks ago I had the flu! It doesn't get worse than this I am stuck in my room. Omg this sucks!

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  • Dude.... How do you you function for 6 hours, mines like 40 minutes a day...

  • @skullbreaker7 It's different for everyone. Like the person who I believe I got it from was basically incapable of moving for a month, turned yellow, the works. And my symptoms only for about 2 days. I got it in small waves, so one week was a day or two with a fever, next week was a day or two with a bad headache, and the third week I got the fever, headache, and swollen tonsils for only two days.

  • i loe how you have the lugie cup imma try that :o

  • i was just diagnosed with mono last night i have white splotches on my tonsils and i cant smell my breath cuz my nose mostly stuffed up but i can taste it sometimes i gag and my tonsils are so inflamed that they swelled up my throat so i have shortness of breath and im tired and yes it hurts like **** when i yawn! nothing i eat or drink tastes good

  • mono DOES SUCK, im getting over it now. its terrible.

  • I was just diagnosed with it yesterday, haven't kissed anyone in a while Dr. said it was also Airborn (they are just finding that out now) my throat is killing me and I want to die. WTF I hate mono.

  • dude thats got to suck donkey nuts. BIG TIME!

  • Idk how anyone can sleep with this! My lymph nodes are the size of ping pong balls making it painful to lay down. Along with that the sore throat is horrible. Id rather break my wrist than have this. I can at least run with that.

  • When does the soar throat part go away? I can't even talk!

  • @alliebozell848

    Mine lasted 4-5 weeks. Your throat's sore till you heal.

  • I agree with you mono is horrible I was tired for like 6 months and I would sleep every time I came home from school or cross country practice and I was sick badly on thanksgiving week and weekend so I didn't eat cuz I was so sick but the rest of the 6 months I just slept

  • i went to the doctor today and they sayed i have mono and it sucks

  • ugh, im suffering right now. the breath thing is so true, at one point i was ready to just get rid of what was back there with a spoon. i cant yawn for shit, my tonsils look like a war zone... and ive been tied down to my bed because i can sleep FOR EVER.

  • Man you looked so cool when you pointed your finger and said "Expect a new and amazing video!"

  • I just got it for the first time and it seriously sucks. Started off with a headache, sore throat (though choking on lunch didn't help so much either), feeling like I had lack of sleep, and feeling overheated. But because I didn't register as having a fever the school wouldn't let me go home. Pisses me off cause it seemed like they thought I was faking.

    Though I don't think I've ever slept from 7 pm to 10:30 am before... sucks that I'm still tired though :/ Mono does indeed suck.

  • Im not gonna lie, i cringed when you said all videogame plots suck

  • 2:49

  • i have mono now:[ two days before i leave for vermont.. they said i cant ski, or go to work..

  • My worst part is not being able to eat. I love food.

  • I'm in a relapse right now, and I'm reduced to eating yogurt, cause it's the only food that doesn't feel like swallowing razor blades.

  • LOL i found out i had mono today an wen he goes lookin at symptoms an shit i did exactly that the last 2 days

  • i had a full blast of mono..my neck wasa twice its normal size!

    and now i might be getting it again:(

    uuugh

  • its a virus...not a disease lol

  • im in the preses of mono too and it aint fuckin funn,,,,my throute kills me

  • my worst part is i hurts like HELL when i swallow so i can barely drink/eat anything... and im nausios to so if i do get to eat/drink anything i usually throw it up... IT SUXXX

  • my worst part is that i have chills and then periods of sweating, so you can sleep in one place too long because you get it all gross....

  • i have mono right now and u fail that is all i have to say

  • youre pretty funny dude, im in the process of a mono relapse and it sucks pig tits

  • favorite part has to b during dead rising music lmao

    i had ur pain dude 5/28/10

  • i have it right now and i cant go to school(yayyy) but yeah the bad taste thats true and the sore throat and tired but for me my liver count is high and my eyes also swellled up like balloons. and im only on day 4 :( boohoo :(

  • bieber sucks too

  • WHAT THE HELL IS MONO?

  • @PrincessPeach53 its a diesease like herpes exept it fucks you up more and you cant see it on you

  • @PYROTEKNIKS801 ok...

  • @PrincessPeach53 Mono is what you put around your bathtub

  • i currently have mono and it really SUCKS!!!!!!

  • im just getting over mono too. I didn't have it as bad as alot of ppl, it still blows worst thing ive ever had sick wise, the worst part im 21 and i cant drink for a while cause of it ..WTF!

  • im just getting over mono

    worst pain ever

  • I've been sick with mono since Tuesday this week. It's Sunday (or really Monday now). Took them until yesterday to figure out what it was, even after a doctor visit and 2 E.R. visits. The worst thing is that it hasn't made me tired, but being unable to swallow anything, the only thing in my tummy was the pus dripping down. Which means vomiting and mono. Plus I didn't sleep for 3 nights straight... I've still got a long time to go before I get all the way better :'(

  • this guy has an awesome voice. Sounds like a voice actor you would hear in Bioshock, an advertisement, or an animation.

  • same

  • same

  • shit i have mono cus i shared a smoke with a chick who had mono :(

    this is why smoking is bad you well get mono and die.

  • I'm sorry, but the face you made when you yawn is hilarious.

  • @Blaze1289 ;o but it hurts...i have to do that

  • i found out today i have mono AND I HATE IT!!!! not only do a lot of people at school calling me a SLUT but my throat is killer FTW OF MONO

  • your voice sound like those from movie trailers that advertise lol

  • Thanks for making this video sot hat others know what we go through, I think the guy at work is giving it to everyone hell he's been coughing and hacking for more then a year... Glad you got better :)

  • Fucking hate mono. I hav it right now and I feel lika hoe cuz I kiss alot of girls

  • Your voice sounds badass while on this "MoNoOoOoO"

  • Such dedication,making this video when he's deadly sick like this.True dedication to the fans!

  • @MoultonProductions Like how fast I reply to comments? 59 seconds bitch.

  • "..........I should probably throw this block away...."

  • what if you don't have tonsles

  • wait, sleeping 16 hours a day and functional 7? where'd the other hour ever go?

  • @CyborgDavid coma?

  • i just found out i have mono 2day.... i kissed 4 girls and none of them had mono before so i dont get it?

  • @paintballerl1995 everyone carries this virus even healthy ones but once it comes in contact because your immune system is already low it breaks out. thats the best way i know how to describe it from all the information i searched online. mono does suck. i was diagnosed with it last week and omgah the pain and the fatigue is unreal.

  • @butterflyface07 I can feel your pain. I'm going through it right now :-( And I rarely get sick, so this came as a surprise to me, it just came out of nowhere! I hope you're getting better

  • @poodie4u I am telling ya, its taking me awhile to get back into groove of things. just walking outside to get the mail,is just exhausting. I can't wait to be back to myself again and getting back to the routine of things. This crap is horrible, I dont wish it on my worse enemy man. Thanks and I hope you get to feeling better too.

  • @paintballerl1995 I realize I'm six months late on this, but the mono virus can lie dormant. Someone could have and have shown symptoms. When you have the mono virus it stays in your system for life, but it simply no longer makes you sick. It is possible, though unlikely, that years after having mono you could pass it on to someone.

  • haha found out my girlfriend had mono and i was just kissing her the other day sooo i guess im kinda screwed:(

  • Rofl! Thats exactly what I did the first day I felt sick!!! xD The thing that scared me the most was reading about mono and how it can take up to weeks or even MONTHS for you to get better! So when my doctor said I had it I couldn't stop crying lol. The only benefit of this disease is that you can be a lazy bastard but other then that it sucks =/

  • @Krazycougar22 lol same here lol i started crying when they said my baseball season was over!!!!...the thing i hate most about mono is soar throat it sucks!!!

  • i was just diagnosed a few days ago because the left side of my neck was swollen. my lymph node swelled and i had an ear ache but other than that i feel fine... i dont really feel much of a difference

  • with fuuuuurious anger

    LOL

  • Hahaha how many lamps with numbers do you have. Johnatan Wesley Bridges has number 13.

  • F Me i just got mono and laughing at this video really hurt but thanks

  • I've been feeling like shit for a couple weeks and just now got diagnosed with mono. I agree it totally sucks!!! I've barley been out of my bed for the last 2 weeks. Feels like death!! How long did it take you to get over it?

  • I have it, and it really sucks tis like you have to RELAX for like 4weeks uuugh

  • Its not just because kissing, it spreads threw salivia (UGH cant spell it!!) Spit. I have it right not AND I WAS NOT KISSIN ANY BOYS!

  • lol dude ur video just explained how i feel rite now

  • I've had Mono for a week now, i hope i get rid of this shitty disease soon.

  • i have it rite now . i hate it . my throats huge !

    ive been sleeping 12 hours a day .

    it sucks

  • Yeah i have mono too but not from kissing (last GF was 2-3 months ago) or sharing drinks... I have no idea how i got it... I HAVE LUIGIS ITTALIAN ICE TOO! and idk why it hurts soooo bad to yawn but i just do it anyhow even tho it hurts sooo bad but it eevntually feels good... I don't sleep at all and i feel great!... You probabl should throw that block away...

  • I FEEL YOUR PAIN! Mono sucks ass. Seriously. IT SUCKS. I've been trying to learn the speed algorithms for my Rubiks cube. (Nerdy for sure) Spending unhealthy amounts of time on Facebook and Tumblr The WORST part about having mono? I can't kiss my boyfriend!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I got mono and he didn't. FUCKIN A! Thanks for being relateable.
  • Just found out yesterday I got ...., what sucks is no lax 2weeks and I am 6"2' 8 grader so they need me

  • i have mono,it really sucks

  • my friend has that. we call him mono-monster

  • @cvealproductions that sucks.

  • I feel ya...I have mono too...it sucks...

  • asshole haha I have mono right now and this video is making me laugh my ass off, and it's hurting my throat and spleen!!!

  • my brother has mono... we like to call it monosaccharides to be funny

  • I am middle-aged and I have mono. Yes, it sucks.

  • I caught it two weeks ago and you're totally right.

    I was online looking for explanations, and I thought I had an adrenaline disorder.

    I was wayy off base.

    But, I was scheduled to get my wisdom teeth pulled a week after I caught it, so I told my dentist it was just tonsillitis, so that way I could get my pain pills and ignore the mono.

    Bad idea.

    They made me throw up, so I last 5 pounds and almost suffocated from my tonsils being too big.

    But I got steroids today, so now I'm all better.

    :D

  • Thanks! :D

  • Hahaha damn, my boyfriend just healed from it, I hope I didn't get infected... but I probably am...

  • Hahaha damn, my boyfriend just healed from it, I hope I didn't get infected... but I probably am...

  • the only good thing about mono is u get to miss lots of school ftw

  • Steph O gave Logan K mono! And he got puss bags behind his ball sac! From mono.

  • You have a girlfriend? Are you guys still together? She's so lucky!

  • oh my god, my throat is hurting so bad from mono. Got mcdonalds french fries the other day....couldnt even eat them my throat hurt so bad :'(

  • you´re stupid

  • SOOO glad I got my tonsils out... I have mono now but not as bad as u cuz of that. BUT I have been very tired. And my throat still hurts, not as bad as it did at first though. I have a nasty cough now. and I was nauseated in the first week/general sick feeling.

    but you are so right, it's hard to tell what it is at first, especially before the REAL fatigue sets in. I thought i just had a normal sore throat, but then one week went by. then ANOTHER week. haha. i'm going on week 3 now.

  • I have it now, sucks ass. I didn;t kiss anyone for about a month, shared a drink with someone though :) haha.

  • mono is good! your hands is sucks!

  • it will go away in 2 years

  • mono sucks i had it for 4 months

  • Ah Mono, had it for a month so far and still going strong, just peachy eh?

  • So get this. I went over to my ex-girlfriends place, who I still love very much because she was so drunk she wanted to kill herself. So being the great guy I am, I took care of her for the night (had to drive 45 minutes away.) I awoke the next morning to us kissing. She calls the next day, she has mono. Wonderful. I get to go through hell, and I'm not even there yet. But anyways. I just wanted to say you are the most amazing guy of all time. Best vid Ive seen in months.

  • Dude Your Fucking Badass Bro. Mono sucks bro,

  • Im infected now with it..... It evil!!! =[

  • Oh how I hate yawning. Mono sucks, I agree.

  • can u get mono twice? if so, damn it!

  • just got mono, i also have a sevear case of tonelites...i know my spelllin' is shitty.

  • ...who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my fingers apon the."

    NOOO!!!

    *shooting*

  • I got mono in october and its february and I'm still sick. It sucks!

  • I have Mono as well. its Awful!

  • i have it right now, and yes the yawning thing is horrible, the thing for me is it makes me want to sleep but when i wake up i feel 10x worse

  • ahaha, i thought u were talking about the band

  • Ha I thought you were talking about the post-rock band. If you were, you're braindead.

  • 1:34 is the best... Jaundice... what the hell is Jaundice? ... EW.

  • yepp I had this twice this year. the first time was the worst. I couldn't even swallow my own spit for two weeks. and that yawning thing you mentioned. exactly what I felt haha

  • superbe video - mais petit souci de montage tu prend tes lunette il est 11h48 et quand tu remet tes lunette il est 12h00. il y a une difference de 12min pourtant tu ne parle que 8min50 lol.but your video is wonderful, I like it. I'm fan since more of one years. congratulation for your talent and your ideas (sorry for my english i'm frensh and I learn the german at school ^^) And I love your video "stange face" je rie a chaque fois que je regarde cette video ^^ see you ^^

  • I got mono while i was pregnant, which meant i couldnt even take any medicine for it. I wasnt even able to talk, and even drinking water was extremely painful. And to make it even more worse, i had horrible morning sickness due to pregnancy, causing me to throw up. Throwing up with mono is just horrible...

  • I have mono :( But i also have Vicoden!!!!!

  • mono monoman ur gunna b a monoman

  • who have you been kissing and who have they been kissing and them and them and them ?

  • Oh, I thought you meant the band...I got all worked up for nothing...

  • yeah i found out i had mono yesterday....my temp last night got to 106.9...who can beat it?

  • im 14 years old and i have mono and yes it FN sux ive had it for only a week and a half !WAHHHHHHH ugh i think i got mono when i drank after some one cuz i havent kissed any one in like a month or more...:(ps .... it will be my bday in a few days MONO SUX!!!!!!!!!

  • 911 xD

  • can u get it if u got your tonsels taken out? cause mine were taken out like 6 years ago. ive had a sore throte for like a week.

  • I feel horrible mono really does suck. At first they diagnosed me with piggy flu and strep throat. It makes you SO tired. AHH I hate it. Hope your all better.

  • actually, the faces u made were funny but weak, well duh.lol

  • I'm beginning my second week with mono. I didn't know the disease before I had it and neither does my parents. Since my doctor diagnosed me, I've looked up the symptoms and was surprised at how perfectly they fit my misery. But my parents are being stupid and treating it like a fever that will go away in a few days. It's so frustrating. -_- They don't understand how much mono sucks. Thanks for the vid, it really brightened up my morning. Especially when you put that red block in your mouth. lol

  • i got mono it sucks pretty bad becauz i am always tired and stuff...but i still hv to go to school :( which gets me even tired. but its kinda weird how i could get mono, i never kiss and i do sharing food with ppl but i havent done that in a long time....

  • actually, i most likely got it from sharing a drink with someone... or a cigarette.

    Haven't been kiss anyone recently.... to my knowledge

  • my god, you just explained my last 2 weeks. Mono sucks ass.

  • dude i have mono right now. and watching your video actually made me laugh because i know exactly what you're talking about. and then i coughed because i laughed. and then i had to make a weird face from the pain of coughing. (:

  • I love your #3 lamp!!!  It makes no sense but I love it! LOL

  • went to doctor yesterday just found out today i have mono but i NEVER KISS AND NEVER EAT AND DRINK AFTER ANYONE!! could you catch it by people coughing around you??

  • yea i have it right now.

  • same

  • @0827zachm yes you can!

  • i just found out i had it today

    but im fine haaha

  • Man i have mono right now...i have had it bad for like 2 weeks...and i got mine by drinkin after ppl..ughh i hate it...

  • Mono Today Loose Weight Tomorrow Mono is going to be the best diet of my life

  • Yea I just found out I had it today. I HATE IT

  • yah i've had it for a week so far i'm so tired but i'm probably not getting enough sleep and yes i do that when i yawn it hurt so much the first time i yawned and didn't do that. i got mono probably from sharing food or drink and it sucks because ive been away from my boyfriend for 4 months and i wont be able to kiss him for a while once i get back to school and see him

  • yea i hate it 2 i have it right now

  • Mono SUCCKKS SO Badly i love this video soo muck

  • i had it when i was in 4th or 3rd grade i almosted died my fever went up too 112! God is good :)

  • 112......you really shouldn't be on this planet right now. If this is true, you really are a lucky SOB.