Identity Theft!
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  • haha i'm sitting here wondering what the fuck you're talking about and laughing my ass off haha you're hilarious

    Shar0ne 4 years ago

  • hee hee =) yeah!

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • The smell of napalm in the morning... aaahhhhhh.

    wii2050 4 years ago

  • "you have to fight fire with napalm" lol

    Sharone710 4 years ago

  • Sooooooooo.........How can I get my hands on some Napalm?...Hmmmmmmm..*Gives a Devilish smile*..So in a waaay Santa Claus is a Identity Theft victim right? I seen Santas of different races...So how do we stop that? Oh, also if I find a penny, I'll be sure to hit a person with it...Oh, and tag your it..*Jumps out the window*

    Stud2handsome1234 4 years ago

  • oh MAN! I should know better than to keep coming here! I have been tagged repeatedly ! Darn there goes another day... I have a mission now! *does barrel roll out front door and runs into the night with a sack of pennies*

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • That was funny!

    jweinrub 4 years ago

  • he he thanks! =) TAG! you're it! lol nooooo!

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • *Chases her down thru Youtube and finds her* TAG!  You're it! :D :D

    jweinrub 4 years ago

  • oh no! darnit! you made me look and now I'm it! oooops! I just tripped over a features box! lol =D

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • Hahahahahaha, "...you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!"

    jweinrub 4 years ago

  • aw damnit! you got me again!! lol

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • YEAH!  I'm the best! :D

    jweinrub 4 years ago

  • I think your solution *beer* is the best advice *beer* one can follow up. You know, *beer* it's one of the rules of life.

    *beer*

    Henckques 4 years ago

  • lol! =) to each *beer* his own *beer* rule of life =)

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • I don't have any real identity so there is nothing to steal. I am invincible!!!

    fleshprop 4 years ago

  • ooooooh! cool!

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • lol, I will never part with my coffee!! BUT bring your own and I will let you give me some! lol. No no no I am kidding =) ps: I am JUST about to have my morning coffee now! (11 am. I woke up late. haha)

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • Funny....TAG!

    SenSeiSuki 4 years ago

  • oh no! Now I have to go tag someone ;)

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • i love it. the madness of your videos hurt my brain in a hole new way. and by god you must be as crazy as me with these videos. keep up the good work.

    crowcougar 4 years ago

  • lolol! YAY! Happy brain hurt! Tell me... does it smell like burning toast? lol. I am kidding =)  Do you have vids of crazyness too? I shall go see!

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • Celestial backlash.

    Throw money at hobos. And hard. Beat all the people up.

    Bibbly53 4 years ago

  • what??? lol

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • Mexicans are the best at identity theft, like SS numbers.

    TorstenVonUrsus 4 years ago

  • thank you so much =) I LOVE the bunnies!

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • Wish I could spell SKIT-SO-FRENIK...but you know what I mean....

    givingvoice2003 4 years ago

  • LOL! Well well, even the schitzo-moron-ics got to follow the rules of life. ALL of em! hahaha! Thanks for making my morning =p

    lol

    mercury4000 4 years ago

  • I am scared to go incase I see a frog getting blended! =( THAT would kill me.

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • sounds messy... nothing cuts diamonds but diamonds... yet there would be more than 1... AND they cut through glass.... hmm... perhaps I will go see

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Can we be each other? Can you be me? Can I be you AND me at once?

    Are we

    real?

    clockworkhorrorshow 5 years ago

  • LOL! Well, riddle me this droogie... If two taggers tag eachother at the same time is there any transference of being it at all? or do they cancel eachother out and it turns to not it... OR maybe the its fuse and become super its... We COULd become a tag team. I'll have my people call your people! =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Please do! But only If my people don't call your people first.

    What if they call each other at the exact same time?

    Well...in that case perhaps we'd already be on the moon together drinking Mai Tais and having a third party call all of our people to tell them that we beat them to the punch (punch with a tiny umbrella in it) and that we're up there in paradise somewhere and we won't be taking any calls for a while.

    clockworkhorrorshow 5 years ago

  • lol =) ONLY if I can bring 3 things with me too...

    1) a camera

    2) not my camera (lol)

    3) a snack

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • cool stuff! I will look at yer shtuff! Thanks for watching =D

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • hahaha im very confused after watching this video...

    my idenity was taken.. only just found out today wen i had £8 left in my bank instead of over £300 sucks big time.. lucky for me im only 17 so now i can be more aware so it doesnt happen when im properly working and have to pay bills, buy food nd such...

    invidious666 5 years ago

  • aw, I hope that you are ok and stumble upon a free money giveaway or something! Wish you the best and thanks for watching!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Oh no! I hope you are kidding!

    Have you made any gypsies mad lately? Maybe you are cursed! Take care dude!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • HUH?

    BON51 5 years ago

  • Hahaaha! yeah, huh indeed! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • i am not sure who i am now. :)

    AVDJ 5 years ago

  • aw, I'll tell you who you are! You da man AVDJ D'as who you is! =p thx for watching dude!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • You are all that they can be! ahahahah perfect sense!

    Epexode 5 years ago

  • yes, heheh. If you think I make perfect sense )and I do too, lol) you need to be in my tag team the next time someone says I'm crazy! *yeah!* we will never be proved wrong again! =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • You are hilarious. I loved that.

    sherrylala 5 years ago

  • Yay! Thanks! I think I made some dude higher up in the comments angry at some point! Glad you loved it =) (I like your name... sounds kind of like a party name after you had 30 000 lollipops and are sugar high. Nothing bad though!) have an excellent weekend!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • fancy a shagg ? ;P

    narutoaddict06 5 years ago

  • wow.... your actually kinda scary, in a cool gonna kill you in your sleep kinda way!

    FrazerMan1986 5 years ago

  • hahaha, aw, I am sorry I scare you! But it is also kind of funny in a way too! Thank you for watching =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • wow

    eegammagee 5 years ago

  • lady you are obviously doing drugs calm down idenity theft happens calm the hell down i had my idenity stolen so what i just reported it and that was the end of it so stop ranting and calm down

    killb45 5 years ago

  • MMMMM, me thinks you need to lay off the caffine.

    Gunslinger78 5 years ago

  • I swear I only had one! I think I am just finally comfortable with letting people know my true sense of humor! =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Its all good G woman. Luv ya style!!!

    Gunslinger78 5 years ago

  • mercury4000, you've got an energy that surround ya Your like a Smelting furnace forging inspiration and emotions. Mixing and flowing together to form something inspirationaly exuberant : )

    CorusDaar 5 years ago

  • heh, thanks man! I just like to talk. hahaha. very nice to see you like my shtuff =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Hey! Look at all those honors!

    Machination1 5 years ago

  • woah! I hadn't noticed! Pretty cool! THANKS EVERYONE!!!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • lol :P

    masterchad5 5 years ago

  • hooray for lol's! Thanks for watching masterchad5!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • you're like a freakin' lava lamp. i didn't understand what u were saying, just kinda transfixed by you. stop being pretty? lol

    Doodsjager 5 years ago

  • hahaha a lava lamp! That is kind of neat! *bloop bloop*

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • TAG , your it ! Your it you intergalactic space Monkey !

    Boolaga googa maagooga !

    See yourself in your eyes meladromatically changed by the other persons mellancholly stare. Woop ! I am the Silence ! The Silent Space Hamster ! Boo ! Go for the Eyes Boo ! Go for the Eyes !

    Be the sacrificial lamb to the hordes.

    CorusDaar 5 years ago

  • Oh no! I'm it!!!! I never thought that far! Hmm.... such a thing as tag backs?

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Thanks dude! I don't know about talent, but I got something! haha I LOVE being a goof! thaks for watching!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • haha. that was refreshingly different

    Shiggity123 5 years ago

  • well thanks! I really appreciate it Shiggity123.

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • um...yeah. seek help. i guess i don't know what else to say. seek help.

    jmjchief 5 years ago

  • I'll put it on my to do list. heh, thanks for watching, hope you at least laughed a little even if you might have thought it was idiotic. Have a good one! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • that happened to my pet kangaroo once. but now everything is cool.

    xlome 5 years ago

  • heh heh, glad your roo got 'over' it! lol

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • That is right, so be good for Coffee sake! the hotline 1-800-NO-BEANS

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Wow, very funny video! You lost me half way through that, but then again I get lost easily.... what was I saying? Oh, right... Suscribed!Wheee. Looking forwards to watching some more of your vids.

    BiwiBob 5 years ago

  • Aw, thanks BiwiBob! Love the name, I like to say it out loud. Makes me laugh berry much =)

    I look forwards to getting to know you better!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • :D I know the name is awsome, I giggle on the inside whenever I see it.

    If ya ever want some conversation, I'm message friendly! :D

    BiwiBob 5 years ago

  • MEAT CLEVERS ALL AROUND! LET'S ALL CLEAVE THROUGH TIME! A REAL CLEAVE AGE! pfft, I am an idiot! And in the infamous words of ban10hut: 'Amen!'

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • sweetheart,you need to show a little more cleavage please....

    labmanjrb69 5 years ago

  • i like your sexy cleft!

    HEYBABE82 5 years ago

  • ooh, look down here.. oh yeaaah! suck it babe.. oh yeah.. a little harder.. yeah! u r a perfect sucker!

    HEYBABE82 5 years ago

  • relax!

    ah, that was hilarious. TAKE NO PRISONERS. amen!

    ban10hut 5 years ago

  • hee hee ban10hut! Thanks for stopping by! I love a 'tuber' that knows how to be silly!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • LOL... I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!!!!

    :p U R GREAT!

    gU

    raver259 5 years ago

  • Hee hee! Thanks raver259! makes me happy you liked it =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • you try too hard.

    Calve02 5 years ago

  • Hmm, was you putting 2 of the same comments trying too hard maybe? hahha! =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • LOL!

    DeXimE 5 years ago

  • OH DeXimE! You are awesome!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Dexime, you are awesome!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • you try too hard.

    ...erm, oh wait ;P

    PS: I'm only awesome at work ;P

    DeXimE 5 years ago

  • Ha ha DeXimE Don't try so hard at work! hahha, just be NATURALLY awesome! Like a possum! An awesome possum!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • i bet he's got some doubleclicking issues :P a whole new subject comes to my mind...better let go, i don't want another mind error. :|

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • You try too hard.

    Calve02 5 years ago

  • They're coming to take you away, Ha-ha

    They're coming to take you away, Ho-ho

    Hee-hee-haa-haa

    To the funny farm

    Where life is beautiful all the time

    And you'll be happy to see those

    Nice young men in their clean white coats and

    They're coming to take you away, ha-ha!

    DeXimE 5 years ago

  • Hehe awesome vid Gigi, I instandly started to sing the above which means it was good! ;P Another great piece of Art ;)

    DeXimE 5 years ago

  • cool stuff DeXimE! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • no please don't let them take me away too! :S

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • lol, this has to be one of the funniest vids on youtube! lol. rock on...

    hilarydufffan4ever 5 years ago

  • Yay! HEy, are you REALLY a hilary duff fan? I used to watch the tv show she played in. heh heh. Her brother and the dad were the funniest!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • lol...THE RULES OF LIFE!!

    this is choice hehe

    xxx

    choaxstah 5 years ago

  • ha ha ha, I am soo happy you laughed choaxstah! I know I could not stop cracking up when I was editing.

    What WAS I thinking! lol

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Stella000....Armondo#1354.... maybe it was MUSTARD GAS!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Or call 911?

    HitmanOnline 5 years ago

  • hahaha very true HitmanOnline!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • GI JOE always knew best Lokalize! Just keeping my childhood lessons alive! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • hee hee hee

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • ARMANDO? i only know ARMANDARO...

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • ARAMANDO...

    (I feel confusion! ihihihihih)

    net12345 5 years ago

  • lol! confusion!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Where is ARMANDO?!

    ...there is a % of ARMANDO in every people of the world!;)

    I'm ARMANDO

    U'r ARMANDO

    samster13 is ARMANDO

    Eemma is ARMANDO

    ...

    And ARMANDO don't need LSD, ARMANDO is 100% crazy!;)

    Today start the "ARMANDO-style"! ahhahahahahah!

    net12345 5 years ago

  • Hooray Armando! Let us arm the world with an ARMy of ARMando's! hazah!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Heh dude, nice one. mercury4000 logic at it's finest.

    visiblemode 5 years ago

  • YAY! ABOUT TIME YOU WATCHED DUDE! NEVER sleep when I put out a video! YOU KNOW the rules ! lol, thx dude

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • JUST CALL ME VIVIAN!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • hahaha, i like VIVIAN's haircut (?)

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • hahaha! Have you ever seen the movie 'in the realms of the unreal'? PLEASE watch it and then you will get the joke. Ha ha, No haircut yet though, but thanks! I did actually comb it that day! lol =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • yes captain! i mean no captain! haven't seen it yet.

    will do asap...(ekiporocket's got a mind error dialog box):S rebooting now.

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • hahaha ekiporocket I think I like your mind error dialog boxes, they amuse me!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • I think you're both amusing today.

    Stella000 5 years ago

  • hooray!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • LOL it must be something in the air

    Stella000 5 years ago

  • Like your videos. I'll keep in mind rules of life, gotta fight for your right.

    Stella000 5 years ago

  • hahaha Stella000! The rules I live by are contradictory, confusing and insane! Good luck keeping your mind if you mind those rules if you knw what I mean! ;)

    Thanks so much for watching

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Hee, hee, like that goofy side of yours. Sanity is state of the art; but the question is, who's sane anyway.

    Stella000 5 years ago

  • Haha It is very true! In fact I have a video I made about that.... maybe I'll post it in a few days. Lol! Or SHOULDN'T I?! I will have to consult all of my personalities and we'll take a vote ;)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • i am not sor sure :P

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • hehe Nobody is ever sure ekiporocket... BUT inorder to see if there is life on mars we have to go there,no? LOL! I just wrote complete garbage, yet if you think about it long enough you almost think it could mean something. hahaha

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • absolutely, planning to go soon? let me know maybe i can bring some coffee and space snacks ;) and yes with time every single word gets its true meaning, i've seen that before :o

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • hmm... do the space snacks include mars bars? heh heh

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • not sure, maybe the legal age for bars is like 100 out there...will email them thou, just tube sure :P or ...were you talking about a mars chocolate bar?

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • OH. MY. GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST MISSED CATCHING A BOB MARLEY REFERENCE! Oh forgive me Bobby for I have sinned! heh (I call him Bobby Marder... long story)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • ARMANDO is my Alter ego name! And ARMANDO could lift 10 cars above his head. Yeah, and he can fly. uh huh. I say all the Armando's should have a battle to see who is the BEST Armando =p

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    cute! Thanks for commenting samster13! THATS RIGHT! SAMSTER13! =p you are funny

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Hi MIKMA! Glad you are you, I know some people have tried to out-mikma you at times, those people are silly! Have a grape day! (haha)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • FAARRRKKK are you on LSD?

    NuklearSkare 5 years ago

  • NuklearSkare, no I am not. IS that good or bad at this point? Ha ha. I just like to make fun of everything. Thanks for watching! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • her real name is ARAMANDO (but this is a secret!)

    ;)

    net12345 5 years ago

  • hahaha

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Haha, and just a minute ago I thought CHRIS's video was funny!

    julymist 5 years ago

  • aw, julymist... Thanks for thinking this is funny. A lot of times I am not sure if I should step over some lines, but I am real happy to have trampled on this one!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Lol...are you on drugs? I like drugs.

    oOcapNStemOo 5 years ago

  • I like also drugs! ihhihih...snif-snifffffff!;)

    GiGi roll when she think-and-made new videos...snif-snifff!:)

    Free drugs or everybody!;)

    (no-no, off course no drugs!)

    net12345 5 years ago

  • hahaha net12345! you are too funny

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • ROFL!!! oOcapNStemOo I have to admit, I DID have some coffee before making this video. But no, I don't do drugs...BUT that just means MORE FOR YOU! heh

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Im just kidding...I only smoke weed.

    oOcapNStemOo 5 years ago

  • yes I am Festerius2, and I have fun =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • nothing but! robbylovesanime and I never know when to expect another flash of brilliance. LOL! kidding

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • hey, thanks mets123456! I am glad you enjoyed it

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • Ha ha...

    "you have to fight fire with napalm"

    zebingo 5 years ago

  • Hahaha zebingo! I am glad you liked that part! Sometimes I can not believe the things that come out of my mouth!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

    morbidangel 5 years ago

  • Yes I am morbid,nooo! I am kidding. Thanks for watching and I am happy that you liked it! I think I love blythes might have thought of the same kind of response if they did one, they are so sassy! =)

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • what is this chick chabbin on about? nobody wants to steal ur indentity, trust me

    HeadingleygEE 5 years ago

  • HAHA...got me thinking...when is your rules of life compendium, encyclopedia, bible (?) out on stores? save one copy for me dude! ;)

    ekiporocket 5 years ago

  • hmm ekiporocket... I think the rules are only available online. hahaha. I think to the innocent potential reader, to put them all beside into a book would be dangerous! haha

    mercury4000 5 years ago

  • haha you are crazy i like it

    supricky06 5 years ago

  • Awesome! Really, terrible about your bad luck, just remember the rules of life.

    Take care dude, I wish you the best. =)

    ps: thamks for watching!

    mercury4000 5 years ago

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