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  • Zach Galifianakis need to make a parodi of this one.

  • pause it at 1:08 ,mute it. then open another tab and listen to sexy and i know it ;D

  • I think he is too nice to take a REAL animal fighting art. So, not necessarily his fault that his material bites. Maybe he just got his black belt online.

  • He's not even talking about religion he just said his name and who he's representing whats the big deal? Or is expressing opinions and free choice illegal now? America people freedom of choice open your mind.

  • KUNG FU JESUS!

  • @SGStuntTeam lol better watch out

  • so fake !!! so idiot !!!

  • @170GMS how is this fake dummy

  • @2010californa This is FAKE! This is not shaolin ! This is not even chinese martial art ! an this is idiot cause christianism is against martial arts you fool protestants !!!!

  • @170GMS do u want me to go over there and shove your face up your own ass ........

  • @2010californa Come to Greece and then send me a message ! i ll have my eyes close if you wanna fight with me....You are so STUPID man !!! and your "martial art" is just a full of SHIT !!!

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  • it can be so hard to block......

  • christian martial arts? really?

  • i dont know about that...lol

  • Christian martial arts -.- thatll scare em

  • it's dale gribble when he had hair

  • Im glad we have had almost 20 years of MMA competition to show what works and what doesn't in a fight.

  • jiu-jitsu rocks kung-fu's head any day

  • even if your not a christian, donate some money to this organization so they can hire a real martial artist..... and also, who the heck started a christian martial arts group?! at what meeting did someone suggest this?!

  • i dont know cuz im not a pro but his form and balance seems off.... almost like if you hit him anywhere he would be knocked down easily....

  • he fight like a gay

  • @Dariagan1 why dont you say that in his own face? :)

  • its just a fuckin dance to me i don't bilieve in hurting joints with a small hit, hit them hard and fast with rhythm 

  • what do y talking about? y speak to mutch!jesus and god, i hate comments like that!

  • @najawunderbar yeah and i hate idiots that cant type for shit.... maybe you should LEARN... jesus...

    (read your comment tell me it makes sense)

  • @BIAXlD3NT i would love to use my juji catame on y, for a answer like that! :D

  • Aw atheist martial art is better.

  • get urself a gun buddy n spare urself the embarrassment of moving like an animal. lol

  • christianity is something you should also learn defense from cousin

  • awesome face at 0:57 xD!!

  • he is a MARITAL Art expert (read description)

    OT still interesting technique

  • You are partly right. I will show you what the snake form really is about.

  • mi piace di + la danza classica......

  • what a fail

  • I WILL DEFEAT YOU SHANG TSUNG

  • what the FUCK is this guy even doing ? is he's giving little love taps or is it just my impression

  • @sniffinwhitelines Even a small tap can kill you in the right spot, snake is all about precision and speed, it is more akin to a sniper, as opposed to say tiger which is more like infantry

  • @shintakenji

    Same for tiger, same for crane, same for leopard....

    There's no better style, it depends on who practices it, and who is stuid best for that style.

    Besides, people should try using many styles, not one...

  • @shintakenji A sniper rifleman is infantry son, what you mean to say is a regular infantry rifleman and even then you would be wrong because even without a sniper rifle you still have emphasis on the precision and accuracy. Also a sniper is much slower than its standard range counterpart. You're analogy is therefore shit. Fuck you.

  • Snake Style is my favorite.

  • Snake style shall combine with the power of waist, strength of finger, etc. This fellow is only showing the move. Well, everyone can train his power of waist, strength of finger, but if the movement is not succeed, no one in the future can equipe the style

  • Crap! Too much error today just like this nerd on the video clip. Is he a Master in Kung or Fu? Which is it? :D I'm a nerd too but not as lousy as this guy. I'm just watching Martial art and Kung Fu films but I can whip this guy's ass in no time. I could probably use the worm or slug fist style. :D xD

  • Duh, if this guy is Master in Kung Fu, I could easily beat him in a match and take his dojo.

  • @Deecee022 *a Master in Fu :D

  • why is he a nerd? o_0

  • This guy got some moves. But I can take him down in no time at all using my derivation of snake style in no time too. His strikes ain't effective. And he is so open that he seems to be inviting me to take him down.

  • What would Jesus do? As He once said, If someone strikes you on the right cheek, your using the wrong martial arts form. Switch to Tiger style and beat that mo fo into the ground.

  • the guy got some moves, but he's open 90% of the time, a black belt (1st d) in TKD or Karate would take him down in no time. This is a thing about Kung Fu, it was designed by observing animals, while Taekwondo and Karate were created for humans.

    Religion & Martial arts? no thank you, just the Martial arts please.

  • @Lukash9494 You are spot on, except for all of it. All Karate comes from Crane style Kung-Fu first taught in Okinawa, it spread from there. As for TKD I am not sure so not going to comment, except to say this, an expert in any martial art will beat someone who is not an expert. This fella is showing examples of lots of different styles but is a master of none. (also interesting that you observe him being "open", TKD is one of the most open styles you can get)

  • @therightstuff360 You are absolutely right. ;)

  • kung fu hillbillies.

    gota love em.

  • This guy is great, but ive always wondered, being a christian, what is the churches response to christians practicing martial arts?

  • @keywee95 whats wrong with martial arts..

  • fasenating group luv it ...check out you tube american shaolin wudan jerry cook list 5 animal hung syle and 100 more styles on 40 viteos and jerry cook chinese boxing lists 18 forms applications and woodman sets....

  • One word " CLOWN "

  • Shitty kung fu. Absurd religion. Waste of time.

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  • i was told that the shaolin style was the only one who could beat the wing chun style ... i dont understand why

  • that's funny. a christian teaching the snake style.

  • This guy has no idea where he is talking about..

  • This guy doesnt know what he is talking about and looks like a fucking hippy, i think you need to get a new sifu and relearn before you start "teaching"

  • Snake style is not all straight strikes at all and what this "expert" is teaching is bullshit. I am no master at snake style but am PROPERLY taught.

  • hahaha i am sorry this is funny to me.

  • You're pretty agile but you really need to go and learn REAL martial arts and not that pretend crap.

    You could be good if you found a real teacher. If you paid for what you "know", your "teacher" should be in jail for fraud.

  • he may look like a nerd, but i think he could hurt a person ha

  • Christian martial arts

    omg Christians are pathetic

  • this guy is way better than the fat one. He actually seems to know what hes doing

  • fact number one; kung fu has sash not belts.

    fact number two ; get a life kung fu was always budishm never christian

    fact number three; if these style is snake style then you have to cut your mustache.

  • FAKE KUNG FU!!! FAKE MARTIAL ART !!!! CHANGE JOB MY MAN !!!!

  • THIS IS NOT TRADITIONAL SHAOLIN GONG FU...

    IT APPEARS TO BE ANOTHER ATTEMPT BY AMERICANS TO WESTERNIZE THE TRUE ART!

    I MEAN, CAN A CRANE JUST STAND THERE W/O SHAKING?

    I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET SOME TONG ZI GONG UNDER HIS BELT...MAYBE 13years...

    THEN PUT A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE...

    AND IF I'M REQUESTED TO...

    MY FORMS ARE ALL ALLIGNED W/ THE TEMPLE FORMS!

    :(

  • Sake style is a very old technique I think the guy that made all the styles of kung fu perfected it before actually using it he didn't just think it up he had time and practiced it and perfected it it is a very useful syle for smaller faster people

  • In a real fight, those open hands of his would be broken by a couple of well aimed strikes, rendering them useless hunks of flesh and bone. That is unless you can move your hands fast enough, and even then is there a real tactical advantage?

  • Anyone who uses "attacking in funny directions" as an example of how to utilize the style is obviously not very skilled.

  • Christian martial arts LOL

  • omg he looks just gay when he does snake fist. Jackie Chan looks awesome. This dude just look too gay like hes just a geek who just watched "snake in eagles shadow" and trying to follow the moves.

  • I would expect to injure my fingers a lot, keeping them outstretched like that. How do you deal with that issue in this style?

  • @drake919 your hands are primarily stretched out for the striking and blocking, which ideally should be quick enough not to be injured...snake style's primary characteristic is that blocking can change to a strike and strikes can change to a block in an instant...unfortunately this video doesn't represent the style in it's entirety, therefore not showing it's effectiveness very well

  • You have to do the form a lot more faster then that

  • ugh not expert village.......they're sooooo baaaaad with Ev-Er-Y-Thing.

  • 1:03 he stopped lol

  • dosent it look like hes getting his ass kicked?hahaha

  • expertvillage is fucking garbage!

  • "...strikin in different directions, funny directions, gumbo directions, peanut butter directions, shrimp dumplin & directions, fried directions, directions with whip cream and dingleberries...

  • omg... are you guys seriously arguing about religion here? Man, i would rather hear people arguing about what was better mma or kungfu. a stupid argument but at least non primative

  • @s10fisto01 I Agree

  • its cool to know Jesus knows Five Animals Shaolin Martial Arts

    i learnt something today

  • thats a shame

  • Dude ehow guy eat some eggs steak and stuff for protein dude you look like your going to turn into dust boy.( Im Budhist)

  • ur crap at snake watch fight lab they are good

  • Black Belts for Jesus.....?

  • "This... is an explanation...

    ...of the snake style."

  • i fucking lol'd when he said erhem pardon me

  • Knowing snake style - WIN

    Being a christian - FAIL

  • @telemetricsT - Don't be so one sided on things you don't get. Christianity being one of them. If you don't want to understand Christianity, not my problem, but if you don't want to understand it, why judge it? Especially out of assumptions?

  • @fredram i agree

  • this guy is a badass

  • I studied Lung Shao Pai (which includes shaolin 5 animals). This is not real Kung Fu.

  • snake style suck. you suck. do you know the nigga style dude?!?! !?! fists fists and when you are done with the fists punch some more fists >:C

  • @nikecastlecrasher southern snake fist is hard to learn, but very effective. You should look up southern tiger and southern arhat fist, sound like that would suit your approach to fighting :)

  • Well, the beginning sparring session was....weird......but his demonstration of the style's form was pretty accurate and well done

  • @Marx047 yeah i saw that too. but in a fight situation your basics are what keeps you alive. sometimes things come so fast you have to change up the styles you may go from a tiger form to a snake form just based on what your opponent does. but his form was pretty close/accurate.

  • good basic training ill say

  • looks kinda shit

  • @Belphybear thats just what they want you to think.... '>.> lol :D

  • Leave peoples beliefs alone this is about the art not about him pushing religion so piss off. Let the people of this world be critizism spurs hatred and hatred spurs more hatred. His form is good and though he may not explain it the greatest he does well what what GOD gave him. Jesus didn't do kung fu that we know of. Jesus and His disciples did teach that what ammount you judge others with it will be judge upon you. So... Peace Im out zoooommm

  • @ominousmaximus okay... for one martial arts has nothing to do with peoples beleifes its not a religous path unless you were to be a buddah monk which is just some crap holly wood came up with no real monk would even fight and bringing jesus into your point just made you look lke a retard -.-

  • @CabalFbKiazume You obviously missed the point even with a pointy head good thinking Cabal. Misread a comment jump the typing gun and try and downgrade another person that is the American way is it not?

  • Pretty true about the christian part Robotic, pretty true.

  • this doesnt look that sweet....its a fat nigga kicking...and a skinny nigga poking at em...

  • @TheSCProject haaaaaaaaa

  • Chirstian kung fu association? ._.

    Weird...

  • @anonimus778 hey we have terrorist killing for Alla, or rebels that are Christians but kill ppl or criminals. why not a kung fu style?

  • Wow

  • crazy people

  • i think hes just dancing lol. this is pure comedy

  • Yeah uhm i also dont wana be a dick but u could tell that he doesnt know what hes talking about but hey every1 has there own way its not the kung fu u practice but the way u apply it anyways yea sorry m8 but this vid is an epic fail but hey having the guts to post it like this.

  • haha i wonder if this guy really got into a fight whether or not he'd be able to apply any of his skills bcuz he doesn't look like it and the snake style looks whimpy according to him....

  • (Correction) Wing Chun.. :-)

  • Not to be rude to anyone, but why would you stick to one form in a fight... what if that person knows the style your fighting.......... Try mixing Tiger, mantas, Yin Yang, Gentle Fist, Monkey, and all styles of Win Chun together.. :-) The true dirty people would use Chi and kill the person by looking at them!!!!!!

  • Not to be rude but based on this guy's form, after doing kung fu for 10 years myself, this guy sucks; no offense intended. I can do better on a bad day in all the forms he's shown.

  • @JFisherUSMC agreed. his motion is still very embryonic. one, two, three, four. etc. poor posture. his balance is decent but could be better. his checks and blocks leave very little margin for error, as we saw when that elbow knocked him a little, he didn't move in a snaking manner, he never controlled his opponent, no power, looks like dancing. he never off angled/moved off line. head bobbed up and down, no deception, no head movement. blah!

  • You know, I don't think this guy is great or anything, but considering that he's conceptually giving a very basic rundown of styles to people on the internet who probably know less than he does, I don't think he needs to be the next Bruce Lee. No need to be a dick, really.

    I wouldn't buy the tapes, but there's no harm in these two minute deals.

  • @Elusareth - the problem is that this guy is making up all those "moves". This is a fraud and not real martial arts. That's the reality. If he was a new student, he would not be allowed to represent ANY school but he is someone posing as an "expert". There is a harm because someone might copy these movements and get hurt in a real situation because they have no real martial content.

  • well i thik its just his trainer.. he is clearly only a first degree black you can tel by his 1 stripe he has.. so for 1 he shouldent be teaching like he is a master ..and 2 he just needs to learn more.. i dont think he should have his degree yet ..but he is okay.. i mean he's not comptly horible you know..i mean he sucks a first degree lol

  • As much as this foolfails to present or show off the Snake form, its actually an effective Kung fu, like Mantis

  • i agree the mantis is one of my fav fighting styles i personaly perfer the tiger though

  • I believe Snake Style fighting is called CQC.

  • correct

  • this style cannot hurt not even a fly

  • i beg to differ sorry.. but givin the right training (which this guy doesnt seem to have) this can be a very effective style.. defensive and offensive.. but this guy clearly was porly trianed

  • maybe that is why is called christian fighting system. because you do not hurt anybody with it.

  • i have personaly broken someones arm and coloar bone with the tiger style.. by cmplete mistake.. which just goes to show how effecive it can be

  • Christian Martial Arts Association?  WTF...

  • if snake style is circular, why do you only do straight strikes?

    goddamn expert village sucks xD

  • @wubs23 I think he meant you try to circle your opponent when using this style, though I can't imagine any opponent that would let you get away with that. XD

  • @wubs23 omg your stupid...

  • @wubs23 he attacks straight but moves in a circular form....

  • @wubs23 snake strikes straight, but for protection it moves in a circular form, it's just to get the opponents arms cleared so you can give a good strike.

  • @wubs23 Yea dude was fucking up during the sparring part...The think about the snake is you have to catch the bastard..they usually are quick...and ofcourse anything that moves quick....yea yea yea...you have to trap it. Unless you can move quicker than it. You cannot come at the snake straight ahead and linear...like the Tiger...The difference between the snake and leopard is mainly DEFENSE. The leopard keeps striking while the snake has more counter strikes..its flows like.........?

  • wow they actually slowed down their sparring session so we could clearly see the moves. if not itl be just a blur of fast movements

  • The whole of expertvillage is that way didn't you know.

  • looks like u need more power doggy!

  • he reminds me of allen from the hangover...lol

  • lol at blanconegro

  • One singel left hook (boxing style) and this guy is knocked down. His Kung fu is awfull, weak and inefective. Who is he going to hurt with his bitchslappin, maybe my 2 year old daughter...

  • He would be Geek-uschrist, or Jesus-Nerd, but I'd never dare to make him angry;

    I'm sure he's able to perform five animals walk on water.

  • @SuperNinja2000 Jesus need it to fight the roman's soldier...but he was helpless because all the snake, tiger, lion, chipmonk skill didn't work against the roman sword muahuahauhauahua

  • this guy looks funny :D

  • lmao he llooks so funny doin it i only like watching Asians do it

  • one thing he didnt do that snake stylists also do, is Coil into grappling techniques. Also they bite, We use Cobra strikes alot. But we also grapple with snake, since Snakes coil and wrap. But expert village dosnt have the best videos for martial arts anyway

  • im crane style :)

  • Snake-The best style for me!

  • Snake& Tiger, the 2 best styles!

    The guy shows it slowly to, clearly, demonstrate how it is used

    I learned much by simply seeing movies and such tutorials

    Its true, that real Kung-Fu fighters toughen their body, but invincibles and blocking every single attack is just fantasy, Guys! Advice:Believe these tutorials and not films! These explanations demonstrate reality, films:Not allways!

  • each of the five styles (that this guy os NOT performing) are made for a goal.... not just rondom and just an advice:

    DO NOT BELIEVE THIS TUTORIALS YOU WUOLD RATHER LEAR SOMETHING MORE USEFULL FROM WATCHING A TIGER FIGHTING.... AND I MEAN THE REAL ANIMAL THAT'S HOW STYLES WERE CREATED

  • to be honest these paticular tutorials are probablt the worst thing to turn towhen it comes to learning martial arts. this guy is only a first degree.. his stance are as if he is still a lower belt... make me wonder if he just took someone elces belt and put it on lol.

  • the only funny thing is his body control^^

  • NERDS!

  • the snake don't come from the body size, its the form of the hands.

  • this is kung fu nerd style!

  • so poor  is very slow :/

  • During the sparring sequence the snake style using guy (beared guy) failed to block every attack the opponent throwed at him.... Did anyone els notice that?

  • hahaha yes after watching that video i did notice it....did you notice the look on his face of how hard he is trying

  • seriously retarded

  • you are retarded

  • what is that? :D

  • I dont know what is that but this bearded guy always ends his videos exhausted and breathless, he gets too tired doing those forms

  • lol what the fuck

  • You only know the moves but martial arts aren't about external forces but internal ones... christianity is a religion which is prejudice against evil but invokes it to those who impose them. Buddhism is the right mindset for a real shaolin

  • @RoboticCymbilMonkey oh yeah well Chuck Noris is a Christian!

  • @RoboticCymbilMonkey actually u are wrong, christianity is actually all about love and understanding, catholisism is different from christianity. most christian churches are protostants not catholic. now on to the purpose of the comment. christianity is not prejudice against all religions, when in recent times have u seen a christian go into a drug store and strap a bomb to THEIR chest and blow the place sky high. were as u see muslims countlesly doing that and other religions.

  • @RoboticCymbilMonkey also if u believed in the martial arts u wouldnt say that becasue bruce lee the most intelligent and most gifted martial artist ever wanted all races, religion or creed to be able to learn martial arts.

  • hell many at times u see christians getting persecuted by athiest and other religions more than u see with others. Sorta like what nekftw is doing.

  • christian martial arts huh....nice attempt at brainwashing kids into christianity by luring them in with a martial art mish mash of all kinds of bullshit clichee moves of all kinds of styles.

    pathetic

  • i dont get if u hit with ur finger in snake style its realy easy to brake them so ho do u atttack with out losing ur fingers

  • 1) You usually attack with fingers bent a little, so the power of your thrust relies on the muscles in your fingers to keep them extended, rather than forcing your joints to take the stress.

    2) If you train your fingers (striking hot sand or wood) on a constant basis, the muscles and joints in your fingers can become extremely callused (not literally) and powerful.

  • thx

  • No... The attacks are focused on soft areas of the body. If you train kung fu you will learn to recognize those areas and those areas are often nerv centrums and getting hit there will couse allot of pain. And a true kung fu user also hardens his body (and fingers) by striking at hard different objects, this also occures in many other martial arts like Thai boxiers kick palm trees, Karatekas break wooden boards.