High Colonic

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

I gotta go take a shit after seeing this...

[Zakariah1971]

Plus foul ass air and contaminated tubing

[jland904]

if you want to clean your insides drink warm water and lots of fiber also lots of fruit trust me you will be clean

[hop208]

I remember reading a story about a morbidly obese woman who died in her 40's. During her autopsy, the grand total of all old food stuck inside her large intestine was almost 30 pounds! I can only imagine the horror show a technician of one of these machines would have to go through giving her a colonic. Although, it might have saved her...

[tobby2468]

angel of ass hole*...

[SmileysRevenge100]

It's like douching your asshole.



[MarcoTUV]

ok you clean your colon at 11 am then you have a meal... and at 5 pm same day your colon will be dirty again...

[flonkas]

Our bodies were made to hold poop. Now ur taking the poop out. Fucking science

[webkinzchic1]

Ya u can see him pooing

[leskvon]

No Thanks . . .

[DJaySnoopZ]

Does it hurt ? I know i need this :-(

[mayflowerbaby]

thats great

[OscarOnDaLoose]

okay let me go get my water hoes and do the same thing..

[screamolives]

The brown bits look like oreo crums.

[neihuslim]

@screamolives Very perceptive. They ARE Oreo crumbs! This particular patient was suffering from chronic oreo crumbosis.

[blueboywater]

@screamolives THATS DISCUSTING OREO CRUMS

[chickitie34]

@blueboywater LOL!

[isabellayessi]

I wonder why? I feel like shit..i had a baby 1 month ago and I can barely use the bathroom or eat let alone..I can't take diet pills since,I don't need to stop eating..I think I will look into this for me..omfg..I can lose weight being shitless..

great.

[skupioux]

C'est de l'obscurantisme, ceci est très mauvais pour l'intestin et favorise le cancer du colon. Pourquoi croyez vous que cette pratique moyen- ageuse a-t-elle été abandonné?

[neihuslim]

@skupioux I, along with many health authorities, disagree. The occasional internal bath can be a great boon to health. [Excusez-moi, I lost most of my modest French abilities decades ago. ]

[Jzel123]

What is the purpose of this? To lose weight?

[julianraw]

@Jzel123 Purpose is to remove stuff that gets left behind, the colon is like your sewer system, and if its blocked up, and or dirty, the toxic waste in your colon can seep into your blood stream, this is called autointoxication, if this happens then the body is literally being poisoned from the inside. All your diseases, skin issues, even cancers can be treated through the colon, and yes you can remove 5-50lbs of undigested fecal matter. A one of the greatest things you can do for your body!

[ladyl916]

damn i have a appointment next saturday kind of nervous..

[mary5709]

These therapies are very costly there are other methods that are so cheap to clean your colon.Every 6 months is sufficient to do a cleaning and it is wise to eat yogurt while you do a cleaning and you should get a parasite cleaner as well as a colon cleanse.

[highcolonic9]

yogurt is not the way to go.. most people have lactose intolerance.. people with atrophied colon might need regular sessions once or twice a week to help rebuild atrophied areas in the colon..

most people are carrying around 15 lbs of feces.. just cleaning it out once without addressing the problem will not do you justice

[mary5709]

the reason why i said yogurt is because when you do a colon cleaning you need to replace some bacteria that was taken out the bacteria of yogurt is good for your stomach and prevents sickness.

[xilixnicexilix]

how much do they weight before and after the session?

[fetymann]

I just did one and I only lost a half of a pound. But I'm considered healthy. I'm sure other unhealthy or even obese people would probably be able to expell more compacted matter. You'd want to do a program of drinking P&B Shakes for the first month or so, it'll help clear stuff out to begin with. A good site to learn about all this is curezone . com

[bndkllr2]

I just had a cleansing session awhile back and I would highly recommend it to anyone. Hollywood and TV make this look scary, embarrassing and painful for entertainment purposes, but it was very relaxing and pleasant. There's nothing weird about it, you just enjoy the soothing sensations and warm attention as your large intestine is cleared of junk that accumulates over the years. Afterward you feel light and energetic. I've feel better these past few months than I've felt in a long time.

[marioicool]

does it hurt?

[leroyhaberdasher]

Angel of water my arse. Quite literally.

[caughtupinthematrix]

LOL

[SkinnySlimm]

I Think I have an Erection...Where do I sign up! lol

[latequilera22]

That was a nice video.

[Christen180]

OH That's ......mmmmmmmm

I won't be doing that.

Well....

[cocoritagirl]

i just had my colon cleansed twice last week and another 1 next week.. I must say, I feel great after...

[dewayne408]

How much does it cost?

[OoMASEoO]

One session can cost $65-$90 in my online research. I found one location listing a coupon for $55 for the first appt.

Everyone who gets them say they're VERY beneficial, and I have chronic back pain and depression, so it's a small price to pay to feel better! I am trying my first one tomorrow!

[isabellayessi]

@OoMASEoO i plan on getting a local session too..how did yours go?

[misspunkdior]

I want all the cancer causing crap out of my system...Colon cancer is #3 for cancer deaths. I'll be happy to clean up 5-7 lbs of stuff stuck inside.

[sagekat3]

And what proof do you have that 1) there is stuff stuck inside And 2) you will get cancer without a high colonic?

You are willing to spend a lot of money and risk your health, possibly even your life, on some silly baseless scare tactic?

[sagekat3]

What a waste of money, and potentially dangerous. The use of high colonics to maintain health has been debunked many time.

Little bit of info from one article on it:

"Pain, severe cramping, infection, perforated bowels, heart failure, and even death have been reported due to colonics. Neither enemas nor colonics "detoxify" the body, and they are not needed to maintain health."

[okoolt]

nothing but quick fixes.. for the stupid masses..in the end, if not immediately, then sooner or later, you will pay for screwing with mother nature.. bottom line baby: you messed up your body and health through your ignorance, you must take the time (usually much greater than took to mess up) and wisdom and effort and great suffering in order to undo the damage.. it's the only way baby! it's like the fucking lasiks -- DEATH TO YOUR EYES! mark my words you pathetic human breed!

[fsusev08]

looks painful

[skwinkle79]

isn't this like a fancy enema?

[victormania2008]

wow i'm gonna ask my doctor about that!

[dsfgdsfg324]

It's part of my morning routine.

[severmine]

I'll stick to my mini wheats, thanks

[TogieTung]

Wow you can shit & watch your favourite tv programs at the same time, genious..

[creamstripe]

YOu got it. Get out the art and architecture books. Brush up on some Diane Arbus photos. Yep. That is what I do.

[ss20goku]

or watch a scary movie, so u will literaly shit! then u can say, " HOLY SHIT!"

*doctor comes in* "yes ur shit is very holy"

[reesk92]

@TogieTung babies and old people have been doing that for years

[LauraBeachnut]

@TogieTung ... yeah, The only reason this treatment wasn't done in the past is because they didn't have Television to watch at the time during your treatment. When someone would talk about Television, people would look at them and tell the that they were Full-a-shit!...so, they invented a machine like this to keep that from happening. look who's laughing now baby!!

[Ilovetheplatypus]

@TogieTung A TV in the bathroom would allow you to do that and it would keep you from having a hose shoved up your ass.

[MikeRul3s]

THanks for the vid Pal

[moos209]

Nice!

[stuart38]

no its not a scam.the object of this procedure is to remove stuff that normal excretion fails to.stuff that is stuck to the walls of the bowel,for instance.

[GT35R]

Yet another scam. All this does is remove excrement that would have come out on its own anyways.

[jhajhanet]

wow that's great... many constipated people will help a lot that machine,,, but i hope it was not expensive....

[tuxedomask91]

lol

[JerZLove973]

whoa 100 degree? lmao doesnt that burn!

[stacyhalde]

If that were the case, you would get burned ever time you get a low grade fever (about 100 degrees). Your internal body temp is almost 100 degrees.

[vidfun101]

ok so shove a water hose up ur ass and put it on! poot! you have a cleen shitter!

[ColonCleaning]

this is a really informative video on how colonics work. thanks!

[bluemoonhaunts]

I'm scared...

[jimmy531954]

This looks to me like it could help you from getting colon cancer by getting rid of the matter that is laying there, I thank that helps to give you cancer. (that is what I thank)

[KDub1963]

Loks like fun!

[Redrum200proof]

Spring Cleaning!