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  • 07:30 : "pure like my mallorie...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" hhahhahahahaha lmao

  • lol Sonics Ring SFX

  • I only use subtitles for Little Jacob. Lord knows what the hell he's saying, lmao. But i've tried this mission like 10 times, and i still can't pass it!

  • I liked your video very much.

  • I liked your video very much.

  • I liked your video very much.

  • Roman's such a whiny bitch!

  • @TheMoreTheMerrier21 thats why he's roman

  • O.o

  • hey niko i need you to kill 25 ppl niko: where are they? me:there in firefly island

    niko: ok man

  • uou lol

  • 0:31 ~ 0:36 WOW! That was epic, dude! xD

  • ur not coming alone ur coming with ppl blood every where thats still means they are with u thumbs up if u agree

  • if i knew you where going to skip cut scenes i wouldn't have stared watching this crap

  • @adairbritton youre retarded. take two wont let him upload the cutscenes

  • @mrtjmimbs take two?

  • @adairbritton an interactive software incorporation. they dont want people to spoil the game by uploading cutscenes. they said they want to wait until the game is less popular now. i dunno why they still say its "very popular". ATM, its been getting a lot less attention, especially with Black Ops' release.

  • why did you ruin the good series of the GTAmissions?! it was all normal and now there's clips that involve in like so many plots that it barely makes it GTA related

  • @roblox22

    The whole thing is more for entertainment than information now.

  • @Mashermat hmm, if you think about it it was kinda better with the info...

  • @roblox22

    check the director's channel. the channel is full of missions and with the whole info 'n shit.

  • 1:21 BURN!!

  • 1:19 Niko totally just got shot in the head! What a badass!

  • Looks like Roman didn't pay 75 dollars.....

  • I feel sorry for roman! :(

  • when i get mine i will hunt them down the people who burned down the appartment and kill them even if i have to kill every gang in the prosses ecept us srry for bad spelling

  • GTA mission are you a Girl...????

  • @playboy3195xxx n0 dumbfuck -.-

  • GTAmissions kicks GTAseries ass!

  • Lol

    I love when u turn around and ur car has 50 peoples blood on it lol.

    Made me fall of my chair :P

  • Lost my apartment!!!! Lost my business!!!!!! but still driving a sports car!!!! LOL!!!!!

  • i love how u get 5 gamerpoints for completing this mission (25) lol and the first mission

  • 1:24

    lol pwned *snort*

    6:00

    "bing bong"

  • fuck this broadband internet uol

    this mother fuckers need to be killed i hate this mother fuckers because this shit my internet is a crap shit

    go too helll uol.

  • Lol. Niko has Roman on his GPS. Which is pretty creepy when you think about it....

  • What's creepy is i have you on my GPS.

    stalk you in 10 mins.

    ;)

  • this is got to be the most awesome video guide in the world O.o

  • im using a wired mouse and my computer just warned me that my wireless mouse which is really not wireless has just lost connection?that's weird....like me :)

  • lol at 2:04 Dimitri Is Shot

  • is pretty obvious when the counter of killing people since mostly they appears before killing a person in the streer

  • what is the name of the dnb song at the fight?

  • whats up with your lagg today

  • You triped over a bitch at 6:06 and she tried to get up and you use the backwheel to knock her down again....

    P.S:Kill more people until you got more then 27000 points

  • what happens then??

  • That is a cool stunt jump at the first min.

  • was this the shitty game that got all that hype?

    damn...this game licks dong!

    and why the fuck are they using sonic ring noises when a person gets hit at 0:30?

    Bullshit.

  • came on dude?! shut the fuck up faggot.

    haha, jesus!

  • jesus was a faggot?

    damn...i knew it!

  • The sonic ring noises as you call them are not part of the game, it's the video maker who put them each time he hit someone with the car.

  • and makes funny thing to watch

    ^^

  • wow. i bet you couldn't try harder to flame.

  • i could...but nah.

  • Does Roman get a new cab place? So that you can call him up and use his special ability.

  • Nice drift...

  • From 0:31 - 0:37 , I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HIS CAR FLIPS LIKE THAT!!! TH@ WAS A FREAKIN EPIC STUNT.

  • due u have a awesome chanel

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  • i do it with the clip recorder/editor that comes with the PC version of GTA IV

  • Hey b.j. do you remember what your video mode was set on when you used to have your 9800gt?

  • no idea dude

  • when i was playing it first time and when DImitri said Come alone... it was cocky line....no offence he was suspicious

  • what fucking version is this ???

  • PC.

  • game version i mean !i saw you have there weapon skins .... an "hitting men counter"Etc .. !

  • The Vehicular Homicide counter is edited in. He's awesome like that.

  • You made this for machinima right?

  • I like the mission "Roman's Sorrow" because Roman tears Niko a new asshole for ruining his life. :)

  • What ever happens to Mr Bulgaran?? u never kill him... i took a note of that when i finished this game my 2nd time, also so far theres no mention in The Lost and Damned of Bulgaran

  • The next dlc, the ballad of gay tony should reveal what happend to him. I think he was killed by louis the body guard since they are seen togather, and that they never appear afterwards.

  • Go on the database and it says he's deceased. So he must be important in the BOGT

  • yah, i wanted to kill him. I thought it only made sense that Niko should kill him since he put a price on Niko's head...

  • mejor en xbox 360 version

  • /watch?v=tlOqghV1s1c

  • 6:03 Lol "Ping Pong".

  • Jacob is the best companion to a video game main character ever.

  • did the GPS voice say Ping Pong herself xD 06:03

  • Its a little easter egg in the gamne xD

  • cool drift(хороший дрифтер)

  • agreed(согласен) :)

  • wtf lol you get points for running over people....HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!­!!!!!

  • wtf you thought that was funny.... HEAHEHAEHEAHHAEHAEHAEHAHEHAEHA­EHAE

  • Hardy Hardy Harrr!!!!!

    if you havent noticed in GTA you can do what you want...it just so happens you can also run over people!!

  • New sound effect! Variety is good!

    I like your use of the clip editor to make movie-like driving scenes, like 0:38-1:04

    8:19: Nice red car you have there!

  • this is why you dont drive when your on the cell phone.

  • mission 24 took so long to pass

  • I'm waiting to see how you do the Hostile Negotiation and Three Leaf Clover missions. Mass shootouts are fun.

  • FUCK YEAH little jacob rulz...so does niko!

  • for some reson i hate the missions in broker i find the mob missions the best!!!

  • you rock :D

  • that's some horrible quality..

    will you ever upload hd guides thru machinima's account?

  • Epic blood stains on the car grill :)

  • 9:14 LMAO

  • never heard him say that. 4:50

  • same;s

  • you need to play more than.

  • I've beaten story 5 times and never heard of it. Have you?

  • i've beat it once, and i still heard it. this game is so amazing. the end was so emotional. i love it. i wish i still had this game.

  • when Roman lost his apartment and taxi business, that was an emotional part

  • yeah that too but. at the end i was thinkin i'd take the money n then kill dimitri but wtf dimitri got to roman n i was like WTFFFFF on his wedding day holy fuk. stupid kate never gave up any pussy!

  • lol yeah i know what you mean, Family before whores

    there are plenty of women out there in this world, but there is only one small group of people called family.

  • Jacob is a real friend.

  • Am I the only one who had slight problems to understand what Jacob was saying in GTA IV? :P

  • lol i dont think so, i can usually only get what hes saying when there are subtitles enabled, because when he says m'breda i was like *my beretta?*

  • subtitles ftw?

  • Ya same here, I almost can't barely understand what he says. Like in the mission Concrete Jungle I couldn't understand what he said. Native tongue much?

  • Its called Patois

  • What the hell is that?

  • Knowone really understand him :P

  • You're not alone.

  • Yo, Niko! Wha' gwan an' ting, rasta. We haffa fe mash up some rasclots!

  • lol, and on top of that I'm Swedish so English isn't even my first language... its my third :p

    damn all these weird accents.

  • my first language is dutch and we learn english from school =D

  • vat ze vuk did yuh jaz zeh?

  • i wish u were able to kill roman lol

  • bullshit your not using cheats i can hear chimes and suddenly blood on your car is gone and parts that were dented are fine th only thing that i dont get is how your health doesnt got back up when you fix the car with a cheat code it is really really odd i dont understand it okay no iam just purposely typing to see how long i can make this paragraph lol though it isnt a big deal that you use cheats or you dont i just think you are oh and i love your guides they are very funny i like the editing.

  • hes not using cheats though. hes putting these clips together from different times cause its impossible to get a mission perfect in one try, he either is naturally talented at this game(less likely) or he is putting clips together form multiple tries of the mission (more likely) anyways you are entitled to your option as i am to mine :)

  • dude i do NOT to the mission multiple times and put together pieces from different attempts. pay attention to my health when HUD appears between time when i use clip editor footage. I always have the same car and same health. the time of day even corresponds correctly!

    My car looks "healed" some times because the clip editor does not always "remember" vehicle damage!

  • c'mon man calm down, we never meant it that way, like could we like calm down and resolve it in a peaceful and non-offensive manner, and i'd like to say sorry for being a know-it-all in my post before

  • i was just explaining dude, sorry if my liberal use of exclamation marks made it seem like i was pisssed!

  • lol dont worry about

  • impossible to get a misson perfect in one try? The fuck you on? GTAmissions' is a god at GTA. Go watch his/her montages. Every 9 out of 10 missions I do get done in one try.

  • i know he is but i was just saying can you get the bank robbery mission done in one try, or maybe its cause im not just as skilled as you or GTAmissions, but most ppl tend to use a few trys to get some harder missions done, and please don't use offensive language, it doesn't please anyone

  • yeah i can do the bank robbery mission in one try. Harder missions are really close if i do manage to get them in one try. like. im almost dead or nearly out of body armor close. This game is soo fun. Ive beaten twice. almost 3. On the 2nd playthrough i did everything differently. Got stuck on the last mission and decided to start over and just do it like last time. :| OHWEELL. I just mess around with cheats and go on rampages and stunts. :D

  • wait uhh which ending is better uhh 'deal' or 'no deal',(LOL deal or no deal) haven't gotten to the selections yet mut close just unlocked the 3rd island

  • In Deal, you get more money, but Roman dies. In Revenge (no deal), you dont get any money and Kate dies. I'd go with Deal.

  • lol oh thanks, i was wonderin which one i should go with =^_^=

  • dude, the reason my car gets repaired randomly is because i'm using the CLIP RECORDER/EDITOR during those parts! (notice the HUD and money/weapons go away). anyways, the clip recorder does not always "remember" vehicle damage. it also leaves out some lighting effects. the "dings" you hear happen when i hit f2 to record the clip.

    If you look at my car at the times the HUD is showing, you'll see all my orig. damage is still there!

  • not to mention: I never even damage my car enough to need to repair it! why would i do secret cheats and spend time hiding the fact when it's completely unnecessary?

  • best mission is when you rob the bank, reminds me of the movie "Heat"

  • are you the guy who did call of duty 4 gameplay your annotations are the same and funny

  • Ain't it great that after a blood-gushing mission he goes to his apartment and catches some Zzzz...

  • p[ure like my mallorie- what the fuck!?! that made me lol so much

  • there's that song again!

    title plox?

  • read the bottom of the screen when the song starts

  • wow. i'd better pay more attention next time.

    thanks mate.

  • 8:17 look at all the blood in the car lol

  • how come this video is past the time limit on youtube

  • what limit?

  • Because machinima is a partner account.

    Seriously, how the fuck could you not know this by now?

  • I like watching you walkthroughs even though I finished storyline about 5 times. And haha at 9:15.

  • Major LOL i heard in the jump at the start.

    Helo Me breda wanna do any pool?..

  • hahaha watch this one at 03:21 roman's cab depot is already blown up :P and look at 08:14 it just now started to burn??? wierd :P

  • haha i like these series....

    but how long is it going to take to do the whole game?

    i havent played it but it looks fun.

  • lik 30 hrs i think

  • It's going to take A LOOOOT of time to complete the game theres still bohan algonquin and the last city (forgot name) to unlock

  • The editting is nice.

  • One luv me breda...

  • lol at the score...

  • funny i just finished this mission yesterday

  • this is ps3!!?

  • This is PC

  • No he does this on PC lawl?

  • not really, you forgot to read anything that appears in the vid pal, watching fireworks, dead people and sounds doesnt count if you mind to watch a video.

  • this is waste of time

  • Then why did you click on it?!

    O.o?!

  • Lol 8:19 look at all the blood

  • Why are you posting GTA Missions' stuff anyway?

  • GTAMissions is a part of the Machinima network

  • lol pure like my malorie.... wtf!!!!!! XD

  • Rofl at 9:15

  • first Mario coins and now Sonic Rings!?!?!? Sheesh whats going to be the next vehiculer homocide sound effect

  • maybe......... link screams, or maybe the sound of pikachu saying pikachu ike a crazy? lol

  • got any suggestions? i tried some Zelda: a link to the past sound fx, but they didn't fit right...

  • fios suck i 50mbps i download files at @5mbps upload the same but youtube takes for ever to load i have no maleware fresh copy of windows 7 ultmate

  • LMFAO.

  • lol ok so what but the way you say it, your racist, machinima is a black guy you mean

  • It's a company.

  • nice landing in the beginning

  • that fuckin' dimitri!

  • what music is it playing in the video?

  • These missions required not a lot of skill but yet they were really fun to play.

  • lol look at all the blood ant 8:14

  • Like a beautiful abstract painting of death. XD