Have I Got News For You (Series 35): Webisode 8 - BBC One

[CowLunch]

beeb bans big boobs?

It is a sad day for us all.

[101TB101]

HE!



[prunt23]

was it beeb bans farkie boyle from appearing on any of their programs

[456123emma]

"Great times.. CRAZY TIMES." LOL

[dantrizz]

beeb bans...

...the use of a final letter b when talking about insects.xXx

[alexthebeast95]

''Fucking hell, whats the BBC coming too, He's on channel 4'' HAHAHAHAH!! :D

[Rich7714]

If someone compared me to that Gok girl/bloke, I'd have to execute them I'm afraid!

[retoxe]

beeb bans neutrinos exceeding the speed of light, just cause.

[philbag85]

fuck the bbc for taking off all the hignfy episodes

[DMaddox2010]

@philbag85 I know - I noticed the other day :(

[superhamzah85]

I like Jeremy Clarkson, despite him being a a bit of a twat, it's like Cartman in South Park, logically, everyone should hate him, but you just love him.

[ProjectLonely]

@superhamzah85 Amazing isn't it that he's one of the most watched TV people on earth. But yeah, gotta love Clarkson.

[DMaddox2010]

@superhamzah85 Clarkson is very entertaining weather you like him or not

[Georgeous129]

no matter what anybody says, Jeremy Clarkson is a fantastic presenter!

[LosDTenaces]

beeb bans beiber

[Ridwee]

BE SPECIFIC FOR GOD'S SAKE!

[hornetobiker]

BEEB is a synonym for censorship. FFS get a grip.

[rraabbeeoo]

No it's not, check the definition of synonym again.

Or show us idiots how excactly it is a synonym?

[hornetobiker]

You are a fucking idiot aren't you sonny.

[rraabbeeoo]

Not provided anything apart from a clear look at your intellect.

Waste.

[hornetobiker]

Are you really this stupid or are you just trolling?

[rraabbeeoo]

No, this tends to happen when someone offends another?

[rraabbeeoo]

Oh and to stoop to your level for a second, just because i noticed it.

A 45 year old using "FFS"? that's good, that's really good.

A 45 year old calling me "sonny"?

"FFS get a grip"

You don't have a right to call anyone an idiot.

[jedman0]

BEEB BANS MENTION OF BEEB

[keepmeupdated]

BEEB bans nicknames or BEEB bans censorship

[xryan2k9x]

his name is "got one" lmfao!!

[EmmaTallHat]

paul merton when jeremys talking about the car!! XD

[TheKrayBrothers]

Kate's so lovely

[etocadet]

BEEB bans Cbeebies

[Dante0199]

awesome! :).

[rigs345]

love there faces with that angus joke

[admuh]

Beeb bans Boob

[qwertypluss]

great mindsthink alike

[admuh]

yeah man :D

[freshdarkstar]

Kate Silverton!!!! Need I say more!! OH,yes! Indeed, her face is so rude...:P

[HeroesAndHeroin]

so ian hislop scouting for boys will have 2 go

[HeroesAndHeroin]

love the max mosly angus bit lmfao

[Moncantha]

hehe yeah, got a little lol out of me.

[vince6501]

tele tubby custard

[iluvmorrissey]

Beeb bans porn

[UncleKennybobs]

Kate Silverton, delicious.

[ndbailey666]

They cut the funniest part of the night!

[Spikeygal]

Jeremy Clarkson.... eugh. At least he's had his turn now, I can't stand him at all.

[Tangocow]

This is his 7th appearance on the show and 6th as presenter, so I imagine he'll be back again in the near future.

[itsallfake100]

@Tangocow Your prediction was correct.

[sayno2drugz]

can i just ask y u av clicked on2 a video wiv clarkson in it 2 say u h8 him?

[MetallonRichard]

Most if not all gay people tend to look like a woman....

[kooldice]

No, actually, they dont. Sometimes it's pretty hard to tell if someone's gay.

[Kaos77Kisame]

@kooldice Stephen Fry for example. You can't tell if he's gay until either someone tells you or he makes a sexual reference to the fact.

[BRussellspouts]

Of course they do - John Barrowman, Rupert Everitt, Ian Mckellen; all often find themselves mistakenly placed in the Best Actress category, before some eagled-eyed producer corrects the mistake.

[Soigneesqueegee]

Which woman?

[mrshnitburg]

im with jeremy on this one, thatb is NOT a bloke

[bendymonkey]

kate silverrrrrton is a babe

[StephieAnna]

Beeb bans Brian Blessed from appearing on Have i got news for you

[joanofnarc]

Ok no more swear words, cunt !

[joanofnarc]

Beeb bans olympics fucks off to spain and.....

[joanofnarc]

Beeb confiscates crack cocaine from users at the songs of praise church, snorts then robs bank to pay for food, hookers,booze and a hitman for fuckwit clarkson.

[Berry2k7]

beeb bans breathing

[elijahwood2086]

beeb bans stupid missing word competitions and the word beeb - ITS BBC not bloody beebs!!!!

[plan7a]

Beeb bans itself for 5 months until series 36 begins

[SuperLemonchipchip]

Beeb bans "continued digital network expansion because they only end up repeating the good the stuff again and again and again through traditional media whilst perpetually looping the bad stuff just as many times but through digital means all the time employing more and more people who know at least one thing about how to work a computer but still keeping on everyone else because they can't push them out or reduce their pay"

[onlyfrenchie111]

our

[azzer123456789]

Beeb bans Jeremy Clarkson from being a HIGNFY presenter

[jakdimples]

If you don't like someone, please don't go on their vids and use vulgar language as that makes you look like a "sad cunt."

[TOPDUNDEEMAN]

noobs

[s10dlka]

beeb bans knobs

[mgraymead]

Beeb bans Presenters driving in the corridors

[PeteMP1992]

Beeb Bans the next series of HIGNFYs webisode

[Willis2992]

beeb bans anyone who is pro british... oh wait they already have

[nortsoldier]

BEEB bans any other word that doesnt begin with b and e come to think offit im in trouble for saying those words alone!

[CrazyFool4Lyf]

sexy news biatch.

[angelicdevil6]

shewee3- I know how you feel.

[joanofnarc]

This man is an ugly bastard with a face only a mother could love.

[tommycanyou]

ian: 'its a man jeremy...' HAHAHA x x

[AaronEason]

BEEBs Ban C's

[sth119]

i thought it was a woman as well

[TorchwoodUK]

beeb bans women on the 10 o clock news

[123hoythere]

jeremy clarkson has got a really boring voice

[sayno2drugz]

beeb bans fifth gear from our tvs

[politirel]

Is Paul Merton smug?

[nortsoldier]

BEEB bans people with normal sounding name by holding a lion a piece of chewing gum and and a man with a loaf of bread which scares normal sounding named ppl away well idk bout ppl but they all scare me

[boburob]

Lol your an idiot, i guess you dont know what Ian Hislop does for a living, hes easily one of the most powerfull men in england.

Douchebag...

[surething37]

I hate paul merton.

He reminds me of my abusive step-father.

[chewielouis]

i like paul merton.

he doesn't remind me of my abusive step-father

[EvilUmpire]

beeb bans alliteration

[karis89]

lol

[98smithg]

your queer, fag

[ellisqpr86]

and for all those who can spell

[samlauren123]

beeb bans everything without a double E in it

[SpeedDemonX]

Acronyms

[Chazzoli]

He's a great presenter.

[SourceOfBeing]

Beeb bans Clarkson.

[WhirlStyleMedia]

Beeb Bans Boobs

[JPbeatlesGR]

I love Clarkson :D xxx

[goslin91]

beeb bans twats from trying to post funny comments, maybe?

[karlberrisford]

i thought gok one was a chinese rocket...

[ManUtd2k7]

Lol, she looks just like Gok Wan!

[niknarnevets]

I've got another one

Beeb bans Pringles from Staff room.

watch the whole ep to get that Joke

[niknarnevets]

BEEB Bans Censoring ????

[njsykora]

Beeb bans presenters from being idiots, Richard Hammond out of a job.

[mgraymead]

beeb bans Clarkson from being seen on screen

[fezboy22]

Yay. Gd episode

[mirraboden]

beeb bans veyrons

[QueenHare]

Beeb bans black market knitted Ian and Paul dolls.

[wotdoesitmatter]

Beeb Bans Free Speech

[princesskib]

JEZZA FOR PM!!!!

[MiggyJiggy]

errrmmm ... i doubt he knows anything about politics...

[Liam50LB]

hear hear

[mozigirl]

clarckson is a major tool

[indysid]

Beeb Bans Coach Parties.

[KyleBrianGinn]

Beeb bans dictionairy from finding a meaning for the word beeb.

[princesskib]

that one is really good!

[countevil]

lol wow before the show's even been on.

[Barris]

BEEB Bans clarkson

[YouWish8]

Poor angus deaton, still getting stabbed in the front haha

[AlexFictionFriction]

yay Jeeza!

[mush01]

Beeb Bans Blessed?

[no1joel]

Webisodes are quite cool.

[desolationrow1]

Too early.

[michaelritchie200]

Early!

But looks like it'll be a good show haha.

[domisdabest]

was this onlu jst released kl:P

[earthfairy]

it is good, was in the audience last night. couldn't stop laughing

[142520452213]

cool!

[Ifitmovesnukeit]

Indeed it was great- I wish they'd shown the entirety of Merton's gag towards the end leaving Clarkson incapable of speech for about two minutes...

[iluvakutri]

I SLEPT WITH CHRIS MOYLES LAST NIGHT

[MiggyJiggy]

unlucky...

[LooshyXD]

>=O

Okay....

[kingnadz]

1st COMMENT!!!!

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

cock