No More Heroes 2: Pure White Lover Bizarre Jerry 5

[gearschamp2]

Suda, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????

[Kidmugen124]

Wait a second, is this Madoka?

[Lobster222]

You can feel Suda's pure hatred for moeshit through this.

[LiamBrony]

I've seen Kodomo no Jikan, and WTF is this!

[leftfingerFPSB]

This videogame is so awesome, I lol'd a lot 'cause of trolls in it.

[StateQuoable]

>playing No More Heroes

>dad walks in

>this comes on

>he smashes the console against the wall and chokes me

>chains me to a basement for several weeks feeding me rotten grub

>refused to speak to me from then on

[Scyle92]

son, I am disapoint

[101phail]

@vfun418 Lyrics: Ano ko ga hashiru yo Momoiro no kami wo nabigasete (Fu~nya) Sono PERFUME Bakkyumu suru yo Mikkusu Beri no amai mono (Fuwa fuwa) Ha-tono no hitomi ni egao Rough Translation: That girl is running again With her pink hair flowing in the wind Breath in her perfume Its a sweet mix berry perfume In the eyes of my heart, your smiling face Translating more would make my head explode for the rest of the lyrics in Moonrunes type Wii『NO MORE HEROES 2』 劇中アニメ「ビザールジェリー5」OP 2nd or 3rd link

[NOMOREDJz]

@101phail I LOVE YOU FOR FINDING AND SHARING WITH US THIS VALUABLE PIECE OF INFORMATION!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT THE F**K THEY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU.

[MrGamerMan64]

Lol at the tit jiggles

[nAthaNkco]

lmao i can't stop laughing

[keeconah1]

Anime does tend to do this.... Sigh

[reuben0110]

an accurate depiction of every anime ever.

[OnionKnight4124]

@reuben0110 Nothing wrong with that

[101phail]

@Ericzhanger It is not gibberish. It is Japanese

[XxFaKyouxX]

I wonder, what does the lyrics say??

I'm sure is something awkward...

[Ericzhanger]

@XxFaKyouxX I checked, it turns out it's gibberish. I thought it was Japanese too. :(

[avaster]

There should be an anime of travis, him in his assassin adventures

[animefreak780]

If this ever became an actual anime (fingers crossed) I think everyone will either

A. Become assassins and join the UAA

B. Buy any and all Pure white lovers merchandise and I mean all

C. Jack off to this daily

D. Lose their freakin' minds

or

Secret option E.) all of the above

[Hilegrod]

I wonder if Henry had the nightmare with Mimmy because while he was unconscious, Travis was watching hours of Pure White Lover..

[FrancieliMartins]

travis tap for that!

[deviltetsuo555]

LOLIS ARE PPL TOO STOP HATTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGG

[7uos]

ese hjuputa es un Fabian!!!

[pendejoinocente]

5 fuckheads dont have MOE.~

[keybladeblastcalibur]

@pendejoinocente Far too many moe~less fuckheads out there in the world.

[metroidgus]

the first i saw this the game my reaction was WTF!!!!

[Matthawk12]

Chris Hansen would so like you to have a seat, Travis. XD

[nogoodnamesleft78]

CP? :D

[signis94]

WHAT THE HELL?

[Maverick2736]

Embrace the moe.

[GujinGod]

What is this, I don't even

[sexymuthafuckinrob]

travis touchdown confirmed bachelor

[sjcodan]

@sexymuthafuckinrob He ain't gay.

[DrackeMaehara]

DONT COME IN!

[Malrune]

Well theres the target demographic of this game summed up.

[xXbutters1234]

fapfapfapfapfap

[Khorne5006]

What's sad is this isn't an obvious parody because it really isn't that far-fetched.

[TechnoTechnoBurger]

this is the essence of every moe anime ever

[speeps84]

wtf /v/

srsly

[BlackDemonSpartan]

So, that's what Travis was watching with his pants off LOL

[ilikepie21234]

travis made 96 accounts

[OrganizationReborn]

wtf?!!

[xPaelKeizahx]

Moe~

[leviathan1173]

Look! Breasts have arrived!

[Stringboy332]

@leviathan1173 lol Yugioh Abridged Reference.

[DiePinguinEnte]

Pedobear is watching you!!!

[ComedyGore]

love it

[antisadism]

Assassins really are fucked up.

[lozfoe444]

Something is seriously wrong with Travis.

[Issun9000]

Yay now all of us will be watched by the police ^^

[orichic51]

@Issun9000 thats how Anime in Real Life is, its not illegal, its the most normal thing for us

[N0hN4me]

'WTF'ing in 3... 2... 1...

... ಠ_ಠ

[marnell504]

i paused the when i was about to say wtf, but then, i realized, that i saw nudity around 0:35 0:45 when i paused it. i cried when i saw that. D=

[TheEvalButterfree]

@marnell504 um...are you frightened of naked girls

[garowice]

I think travis actualy is a lolicon

[N0hN4me]

@garowice He liked his sexually abused half-sister when they were kids but I think you may have discovered something important here.

[masterkill107]

henry : wow travis.. you are a total pedophile.

[FatedSoulBlake]

I'd watch this if it were a real anime.

[TylightDark]

Nutberry's boobs are so distracting. D:

[bloger08]

can i go to jail for wathcing this???????

[Violenteers]

@bloger08 Obviously not if MILLIONS of people had bought this game and didn't go to jail for it. Just saying.

[orichic51]

@bloger08 no... this is legal

[LethalAxis]

lol BJ5

get it B..J...5

LOL

[ShadowLexis]

If NMH did actually become an anime, Pure White Lover Bizarre Jerry could cover filler episodes...probably more.

[GG2Doggie]

@ShadowLexis Most creative idea for filler ever.

[AutumnViewer]

guis relax its just animated *fap fap fap*

[Raxer21]

oddly enough i can see myself watching this >.>, am i that much of a pervert >.>

[EmceeProphIt]

I've seen worse (Or better, depending on your tastes) that actually exists...which I suppose is the tragic point Suda51 is making...

[poopeyman32]

MOE~!

[SmurfYeahBizNitches]

i came buckets!

[ayoama]

This videos contains LOLIMOEFAPFAP.

[hehuho890]

THIS!!!!

[Jaffersin]

wait, you mean I'm supposed to watch this with my pants ON?

[Haruverse]

@Jaffersin Bishop certainly didn't. Also, I'm pretty sure this is designed to make me feel very creepy. Even more so than when reading Whateley and stuff.

[AzNinja97]

...JERRY ON

[tora1001]

i paused on 0:19....i was not knowing my hand was so pervy...i paused on a Pantie shot ._.

[TehCCL]

did anyone sub this?

[ROFLPEDIA]

Lolis,

This is pedobear's heaven,

Also notice the massive ammount of moe in this video,

A part of me just died.

[SoraTenjou777]

".....moe" XD

[KanameTousen]

YOU ARE NOW ON EVERY FBI WATCH LIST EVER!

[JohnAnsell]

@KanameTousen Stolen from the IGN review.

[KanameTousen]

@JohnAnsell which was stolen from /b/

[KanameTousen]

@JohnAnsell Anyway your icon is stolen from the official TF2 artwork

[MidnightLight13]

from watching this you go to hell

[Imthaman69]

I got a boner :3

[mylilgymsock1]

XD haha

[Dannyboyyay]

This the perfect parody, but if you hadn't written that it is one, you'd have to read "wow, that show looks awesome" many times.

(But not from me :D)

[KajackNeo]

0:28 look at the blond one on the left :°D

[NOMOREDJz]

I'm a real fan of this. I'v got a Bizarre Jelly wall paper on my cell phone XD

I really want this to be a real anime. (I want a cell phone charm of all the girls)

I'm not obsessed / I don't have a problem

[GrandeElOso]

fucking lolis man.... moe

[masterkill107]

travis : CMON!! ME WANNA WATCH MORE ANIME!! but too bad that bishop is dead though.

[InfernoZer0]

LOLI

[NOMOREDJz]

If this woul turn into a real anime show it would be a total hit.

BIZARRE JERRY ON!

[ComradeMagnum]

@NOMOREDJz I actuallu heard that the NMH guy wanted to be a real anime and some random company is thinking of doing so.

[NOMOREDJz]

@ComradeMagnum I really hope they do. I love these girls. (and NMH)

[CanineV3]

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about that girl's power level?

Vegeta: *Too busy staring at the lolis*

Nappa: Vegeta?!

Vegeta: Oh, uh, what? Oh, um, over 8000.

Nappa: ....

Vegeta: ...*Continues to stare*

Nappa: What is this I don't even..

[masterkill107]

goku : what the hell!

trunks : OH NO!! MY DAD IS A PEDOPHILE!!

[Alchemist777]

I feel like Chris Hansen is going to Show up after I watched this.

[PandemicalShade]

O ~ O

[The13thRobo]

...is the transformation command really, "JERRY ON!!"

[libido828]

Why does japanese people has to be so pedophilic its creepy

[EvanRitchie]

@libido828 It's a fantastic send-up of creepy Japanese Anime :). Naughty Travis :).

[libido828]

@EvanRitchie lol

[ShinyComics]

I won't be surprised if this ever becomes a real anime

[Pikaandpi]

...Well, now we know what Travis is thinking about while chargubating....

[Mrhobbs15]

everytime i paused it random a face just appears and its like WTF

[gonin]

Somewhere a pedophile is touching itself inappropriately

[Mrhobbs15]

@gonin trust me i don't wanna know

[gonin]

@Mrhobbs15 Things you cant unthink.

[Freakyfish42]

@gonin Pedophiles? Hardly...

I am unaware of what age these characters are... But liking 14-16 year old girls does not make one a pedophile.

[itsjusttherealtruth]

@Freakyfish42

They look 8-12 -__- Either way thats still pretty fucked up.

[Freakyfish42]

@itsjusttherealtruth

wat... Since 16 is legal, it's not THAT bad with 14 year old girls...

And you need to adjust your eyesight, the artstyle just makes everything look younger.

It is called "artistic age":P

[itsjusttherealtruth]

@Freakyfish42

For some reason i get the feeling that you've had sex with 13-15 yr oldkids before?

[sjcodan]

@Freakyfish42 Yeah, dude. 14 year olds can have boobs that big.

IM NOT A PEDO, SHUT IT. I'm 15 myself

P.s. Look at Yoko from gurran lagann. She's 14.

[The13thRobo]

@sjcodan good stuff. also, there's another parody like this one in the parallel works called Kiyal's Magical Time.

[pig3292]

@sjcodan lol Yoko isn't a real person, how does that prove anything!? XD

[The13thRobo]

@pig3292 her big tits break every argument to bits.

[pig3292]

@The13thRobo lol ok IC how it is now :'D

[ComradeMagnum]

@itsjusttherealtruth There's no way 12 year olds have boobs that big

[itsjusttherealtruth]

@ComradeMagnum

the only one with breast was the silver/blueish haired one.And girls hit puberty alot earlier than boys.

[beloved113]

@Freakyfish42

yeah, you are one if you're in your mid 40s,

[EggDevilKing94]

if i saw this without knowing what N.M.H.2 id think this was a real anime

[vortexlisa]

I had this in my faves on another account and it got removed for terms of violation. o_O

I think they thought it was a real show.. >_>;

[TehBuddah]

lololololol

[qiman2]

0:10

if you listen closely, you hear the word "dildo"

[qiman2]

0:29.. AW GAWD CANT UNSEE!

[Darkearth123]

MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE *furiously shakes wii mote*

[qiman2]

i lol'd. HARD. that's soo retarded, but sooo hilarious that suda thought of making such an accurate parody

[UltimateKingSonic]

Oh, apparently it won't just be a parody for long: Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly 5, the REAL anime, coming soon enough if Suda is to be trusted in his statements. Yeah, an actual anime made out of this. You may begin screaming.

[zim57]

This is going to be a real anime? As if I don't get enough weird looks when I watch Lucky Star. Damn you Suda 51!

[qiman2]

you.. plan on... WATCHING... IGHT?

[qiman2]

AWWFUCKNO

[qiman2]

any time is TOO soon. but... i may watch it if it's like girl-chan in paradise by egoraptor...

[lakeoballguy]

Aww Coooool

[Yamigo1000]

why'd I expect a cock-sploshion...?

[Yurikan]

Didn't Henry get a nightmare from being in Travis' condo when he was watching this? o O

[Supermaster4567]

Suda51 are gods! Just look at all those bouncy-pantyshotted-lolis!

[Lvl3Sotsky]

I feel so creepy watching this video.

[dvv1993402]

@Lvl3Sotsky

Lightweight! Ive seen much worse then this.

[keybladeblastcalibur]

@Lvl3Sotsky I know, doesnt it feel great?! >:D

[MrSpartaaaan]

@Lvl3Sotsky I THINK MI MIND IS DEATH

[Neku9J]

if only this was real!! :D

[ultimatepedrodude330]

MOE~ (keep in mind its just a cartoon people)

[xidzenturres]

moe....

[EIoweiss]

Lolis with big body parts. D:

Also nice panties.

[NuMrGreen]

DAT ASS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[IndecisiveRattle]

I like the part where Henry awakens and catches Travis wanking to this show.

[thekrazynestor]

@IndecisiveRattle ahhahaha is so funny lol what a hentai

XD

[BigMacEater343]

@IndecisiveRattle

What about Henry having a nightmare where the girl with the blue hair wants him to stay with her, forever and ever lol

[dobadobadooo]

@IndecisiveRattle WOW!! Dude, chill out!

[JemRockerJ]

"moe"

[taintofshadow]

giant boobied lolis...Suda 51 REALLY knows how to sell a product.

[cchhaappiittoo]

what the hell.... XD

[mikey724]

MOE!!!!

[Zerosedge]

Oh No More Heroes...you know what people like. HAHA. Jiggly parts.

[mastermega8]

No more heroes has FANSERVICE written all over it. This game is so f*cking ass-kicking.

[darkcyberhbk17]

Yay!!! Lolicon XD jajaja

Hope the anime is finished soon (they´re actually making it)

[lanastara]

I want the lyric for the song.

[777Greed777]

...I want a Bizarre Jelly t-shirt.

[Penguin1481]

Lol now I know why NMH2 was so great!

[Izanagidonutz]

Straight boner. Moe...

[skabossJ]

Travis is a fuckin' lolicon.

What is the Japanese obsession with little fuckin' girls?

[Taxattack123]

MOE

[PaniPoniTenshi]

What the hell did I just saw?!

[Abracamoron]

I still think it's funny they put that into No More Heroes

I wish they would make an actual anime of that

[ROCKduhHOUSE]

aren't we all? =P

[Markalas]

Can you imagine cosplays in the next con of these girls?

[Raytheon25]

Ichigo says "yay victory" at 0:53