A Scene From A Poetry Tour : Foamy The Squirrel

[qwertywuzhere]

lol anyone else notice the "speed hump" sign on the wall?? XD

[operativehabu]

That's how you get pink eye. 

[NickBlackDIN]

meh. foamy is hotter

[DylanH6305]

Dirtyyyyy

[AjahDoll]

No homosexual nd I'm mad I noticed it nd I'm mad dhat mi iPad keeps correcting me buying bedded CAMELTOE

[ilari3524]

Speed hump..5mph.....i think we all know the pizza guy will be getting a speed ticket..

[junky626junky]

germaine got really sexy now that she's gained weight....i have a serious boner for her....wish she was real so i could eat her ass too

[Bnittyungmoney]

Is it bad to have a boner right now

[skybreaker09]

lol Speed Hump

[vampiredemon24]

lol omg thats so gross

[ScourgeForEternity]

Poor germaine that waitress needs a bitch slap and a kick to the face she makes germaine look bad v.v

[CakefaceSmut]

Oh how I love this woman!

[TheCheylon]

She speaks the truth but I'm straight and that turned me on!

[jegsimmonsproduction]

anyone else notice the first few lines are pretty much a PanterA song?

"ingonre the world for all it's bores"

-Fuck the world and all it's worth-

"the insignificant people and restaurant whores"

- every inch of Planet Earth-

"we women speak volume when given a chance"

-fuck myself, don't leave me out-

seriously, even both songs/poems have similar messages (p.s. it's panteras "war nerve"

[Irondragon1972]

Germaines thought at the last minute....eat that bitch!!! lol

[jegsimmonsproduction]

who else is going to sleep with those slurping noises in their head?

[zettai0kareshi]

did Germaine just fart!.. LMAO

[Ghostleaff]

Anyone relize the guy saying it works for me is the stalker pizza guy???

[010sasori]

what do waitresses actually do between taking orders?

[cozmoz365]

@010sasori Tidy up, wash their hands and whatever the boss tells them really. If the place is busy though, there's only time to tidy between orders.

[Bewzbucket]

Speed Hump sign points to Germaine's ass.

Lolzor.

[Xxxkiller101]

sluttiest thing EVAR!!!!! an gave me a boner

[PantyToaster]

@Xxxkiller101

I agree. That was one hot juicy fart.

[Xxxkiller101]

say I if this gave u a boner

[Torivampire]

-blink blink- i agree with germaine that waitress is freaking idiotic

[zanachir]

lol



[AggroVolken]

Sorry if this sounds weird, but does anybody else here notice the Speed Hump sign pointing at her ass?

XD

[Artsytails2000]

Omg, that waitress was DISGUSTING!

[Jackvonblood]

What did i just watch?

[boybot8]

@Jackvonblood a video.

[ShillJus000]

has anyone else noticed that she licks her lips while she talks? like..constantly...

[YMangaka]

@ShillJus000

Oh yea, you mean the fact she stick her tongue out really often while she talks. XP

Yea, I noticed that too. And not only in THAT video. ^^'

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Her opening speech is one of the few times when I have seen her seem kinda. . . cute.

[Torivampire]

ok does no one notice gemaine has a cameltoe!

[PaulosTheGamer]

LMAO.

[HGM1122]

i think germaine is bi seeing is that she didnt do anything to get her off her. but the ending was a NICE act of revenge

[terewolf12]

hehe...speed hump..

[MICHA3L216]

Rape

[Yousarryanne]

Who in their right mind would shove their tongue into an asshole? People shit out of there! X_X

[SilverJackal]

@Yousarryanne And piss, blood, and living beings come out of a vagina. So why on Earth would you want to shove your tongue there?

[KaliumMusic]

The whole point of this cartoon is that both men and women are retarded and any form of sexism isn't just one gender's fault.

[mizuki321]

I'm a big fan of all of foamy's epic mini episodes, and this one is especially hilarious..but it evens out the sad reality in germaine's poetry. Amazing work on all the episodes though!

[WazzahMattahDaz]

*fart* <-- priceless x'D

[Blankname101]

Oh my

[darkangelghost69]

Epic fart.

[LoganRidenour]

I like foamy and all, but I have no idea what the creator is going for here. Through Foamy or Germaine he chastises all the sexual objectification of women, but at the same time uses Germaine as a sex object in half, or nearly all recently, the episodes she is featured in. The hypocrisy annoys me a little. I like these cartoons for their intelligent view on things, and then it gets sexed up to make it appealing for the same retards he rants against week after week. It's just...really?

[Dollreviewz155]

@LoganRidenour This is basically another way of him expressing the sexual objectification in women. Germaine is trying to spread her views and as usual the world around her doesn't bother to give her the time of day.

[crazyjak56]

@LoganRidenour basically it's just visual example of the shit she goes through.

[KLSOLDIER]

@LoganRidenour It's not hypocrisy, it expresses the whole point of women objebtification pretty well, kinda like it happens in real life (not literally), i do think however it's getting a little excessive, also gross, but c'mon it's not like that kind of ideas weren't just as gross.

[Ankh117]

Germain's poems are not all that bad...

[1zangoose]

dude boober=hooters but its less graphic

[MsHeather990]

1:14 Germaine's revenge lol XD

[karkkiliininam]

Haha this is porno :D

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

YouTube allowed this!?

[devildiva9]

@TronPachioftheDynamo Actually, this is age-restricted to im guessing youtubers who set their age to under 18 or so

[VampireWatermelon]

DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND? THIS IS FEMINISM THE WAITRESS AND JIZZ ARE SYMBOLISM OF FEMININE OPPRESSION.

No wait...It's just retarded.

[Goldstar127]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[MasterCatress]

@Goldstar127 O.O wth



[FlyingV1000]

@Goldstar127 Apparently, so does the pizza guy

[JoJoJoannaGirl]

@Goldstar127 Get help.

[coreybusby]

@Goldstar127 Hey man, whatever your into.

Your shit, your fetish.

[NightBane345]

Go Germaine fart in her mouth :P

[matt18shaw]

porn-o



[UnlacedProductions]

Her poetry is good!

[GhostOfAnEra]

Foamy says that this cartoon isn't getting all "sexed up" but why is Neurotically Yours always so full of "porn"? :P Either way, Foamy still rocks :D

[LickMyNoseHAHAHA]

Rimjobs are disgusting, whether giving or receiving. how do i know about them? tenacious d and south park. WHAT A RIOT! ROFL

[Darkpup14]

doesn't anyone esle see the irony of germaine reciting a poem about being demoralized and opressed while a waitress demoralizes her?

[beautifulybrainsick]

@Darkpup14 lol, someone needed "germaine for stupids" 

[Darkpup14]

@beautifulybrainsick idk what that is D:

[TheSpawnfan]

It's ironic how Germaine talks about men treating women like sex objects and being molested by a woman at the same time

[OneTrueCanine]

@TheSpawnfan

-because they're asked to-

[DesertBloodRose457]

i honestly don't understand the need for feminism any more. we have the same rights as any man. in fact we even get more perks as women then men. so excuse me, but what's the point? why hold onto something that's as dead as socks and sandals?

[TheSpawnfan]

@DesertBloodRose457 I wish i could answer that, i think, however, these people still believe things like feminism are needed, that despite all women had conquered over the last decades, they still need more "equality", they fail to realise that the greatest struggle humanity faces is against life itself and of course society. Still, to this day some men treat women as sex objects and\or in a demeaning way, it's sad really

[7adulto]

@DesertBloodRose457 I disagree. Women are much more commonly sexually abused by men than vice versa. Recently a woman nurse for the army got fired after being gang raped just for pressing charges about it. Also, did you know that to get Viagra all men have to do is ask their doctor for a perscription, while women have to come up with an excuse like "I need to regulate my hormones" to get birth control? It's like, where are our priorities? We seem to think men's ejaculating issues are more impor

[7adulto]

@DesertBloodRose457 tant than controlling our already humoungous population! Also, the whole thing of men being paid more than women for the same jobs and hours. It's stuff like that that makes me think we still need feminism in the USA- although not as badly as other countries. I'm not saying men don't have it hard in some ways too- feminism is about both genders being equal, not one being superior over the other.

[terrorlord15]

shoulda said "objects of kisses" i came up with that in like 1.5 seconds pff come on this poetry is weak.

also everyone has to appease someone start seeing the world in its reality people appease other people with the power its not about gender its about power.

[crazyjak56]

@terrorlord15 I'm pretty sure she was supposed to be a crappy poet anyway.

[darklighter315]

oh Germaine, irony truly knows know bounds when it comes to you.

[demonfox879]

AWESOME....

thx god the waitress did that....

[Jingles524]

i havent been on illwillpress in YEARS

when did Germaine get fat???

[SaffronSnape]

@Jingles524 look back and you can find the episode she gives up loosing wieght

[jfmherokiller]

woot I just watched this 5 times in a row and now i have uncontrollable fits of giggling

[178thbattlegroup]

HA HA HA HA HA she blew a fart in her mouth XD

[sashagir]

i dont get the attraction to anallingous

[sebamkfan]

it doesn't matter if she is Fat or Thin, Ger will always be loved

[mindfreak0525]

i bet all the guys love this 1

[follege]

@mindfreak0525 Well, excuse us! lol!

[Ch4rli3Brown]

To the people that say this is imoral, there are things that real people do and that are more imoral than this, and often when confronted with things that happen in real life, people tend to be shocked even if it is real. So don't bash JIM, he is just doing his thing and writting the cartoons, and if you feel offended try to look at the window to the real world.

[maharley27]

and thats how you get pink eye!

[SonicPsycho]

The lip syncing sucks, why does her tongue keep sticking out?

[Olskoolbeats]

@SonicPsycho Becuase that's how the animation is done.

[Olskoolbeats]

@Vivichanchan Stop being so PC. this is the internet were we are free to post anything, not matter what the content.

[crazyjak56]

@Vivichanchan I guess your an overly sensitive dumbass. Oh well.

[vendetta941]

@Vivichanchan your flagged too :D

[NicorTheDuke]

BOOM EYE SHOT!!!

[ZeframMann]

1:06 That was me, my bad.

[Chaturgha]

I wouldn't have to oppress women if they'd just do what I said to begin with.

[remmy100]

Oh and look at the white sign below the speed hump sign. Looks like someone likes tonight's entertainment lol

[remmy100]

One of the hottest things i've ever seen.

[dnaivnae]

*bloody nose* *faints*

[Zenbon111]

@dnaivnae whats with the bloody nose shit, grow the fck up

[dnaivnae]

@Zenbon111 rofl aw come on man, it was just a lil' bit o' funXD but meh, y bother growin up ime 23 with a wife and 2 kids lemme be immature for the next 10 yearsXD 'sides u only live once.......rite?^x^

[Zenbon111]

@dnaivnae dumbass

[dnaivnae]

@Zenbon111 lolz meh, ive been called worse, but i thank u for tryin anyway, now lemme have a go: LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE WILL YA, GOD IME ON THIS SITE TO GOOF OFF THIS IS A FOAMY EPISODE WHICH I FOUND TO BE QUITE GOOD I NE'ER ACTUALLY HAD A BLOO'Y NOSE I WAS JUST HAVIN FUN, NOW PISS OFF!!!!! see, i can be just about as much of an ass as u!

[Zenbon111]

@dnaivnae theres a difference between being an ass and being down right ignorant, go read a book pansy ass cracker.

[dnaivnae]

@Zenbon111 hm, your right there is, i apologize. if it makes ya feel any better ime actually ashamed of wut i wrote, it was inappropriate and highly uncalled for as is wut i called u, ime sorry i insulted u i crossed the line. hope u have a good day now, happy new years, even if it is early^x^

[PaulosTheKing]

Great waitress, LOL.

[multiforceful]

i'm speechless i'm just speechless

[BrickCity4eva]

what the fuckkk?????!  i didn't notice the waitress eatin her salad tossed. i'm kinda disturbed by this.

[BassieMr]

WHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA thats all i have got to say!!

[xylerochi]

any one else notice the sign thats pointing at Germaine's butt saying SPEED HUMP

[JuggernautSix]

the end was disgusting.

[ruflexo]

I'm almost surprised the views are still well below 1 million

[crazyshooter1304]

i'm sure some one was jacking off to this

[BrickCity4eva]

@crazyshooter1304 you are so right 

[rockerluv]

GODDAMN Germaine has gotten big

[scraperindustry]

Oh my stars. @_@

[UniQueLyEviL]

Lmao

[Schrader007]

I find it somewhat hilarious that Germaine is depicted as a feminist yet j.I.m is a male who wrights the storys

[Bocktai5]

wow 0:49 to end is wow the sounds she makes when eating out germaines ass is like a fucking motorboat almost,,,, eeeeeeew wonder what it would be like if she sucked a guys dick

[dnaivnae]

*bloody nose* *faints*

[TorcherROOM]

hentai, anyone?

[kykywox]

That little fart at the end was just hilarious XD spot on J.I.M.

[callagator11]

0-0

[RedMalice25]

Sorry Germaine but what did you expect!? This was clearly no place for you to be reading away you're poetery in. These places are a joke to society but if they were use to better the good of the world. Then maybe I wouldn't feel so disguisted by them in the first place. Secondly NOT ALL MEN go to Hooters or Strip joints!

[allenwalker4th]

@RedMalice25 most men go there if they hate their wives or are alone in life

[StormyStarForever]

It's sad realy. The poem was actually really good!

[Momentum139]

@StormyStarForever... what poem?

[StormyStarForever]

@Momentum139 The one she was reading

[BigWillThePrince]

that waitress popped out of nowhere! XD

[pokebaku2]

Boobers is better than Hooters. :|

[Undertaker9711]

ok this one almost made me puke! that waitress was disgusting!

[Scrapper246]

Rofl is it me or is every episode turning more into a animated porno XD

Thumbs up if you agree.

[Marix2Rinku]

@Scrapper246  you and everyone need to watch "germaine for idiots"

[Scrapper246]

@Marix2Rinku No ive see germain for idiots... And this is just stupid.. Everything he says in it is just bullshit. He just likes sexual steriotypes.... Then he gets angry when horny 13 year olds talk about how hot germain is....

[Jrockfanboi85]

that girl licking Germaine's booty seem to like the fart too lol

[TMNewt]

Hahaha!!!! That was perfect!!!

[WildBuck007]

Very interesting imagery. =)

[JohnnyRottenFTW]

Fuck you all FatGirls Obsessed Guys and!! Yeah! That was it!

[JillMarieZ519]

lol

[deparinge]

Why the hell was this flagged?!

[bandgeek8986]

@deparinge If I had to guess, I would assume for the content at :50.

[deparinge]

@bandgeek8986 its not like they showed anything

[jodi106]

i went to hooters for the first time and i thought "wtf all these girls showing of their bodies to horny drunk dudes just for some tips. its sad

[AnimeMangaFanGirl7]

@jodi106 My sister joked, at least I think she did, about wanting to work at Hooters. My mom said she was crazy cause she had seen the Undercover Boss thing for the Hooters and was appauled at what she saw.

[cartman234]

xD at 1:05 " It works for meee" that pizza guy must follow her everwhere

[Zathren]

You want someone to stop licking your ass? That's easy, just fart.

[gocrazed1]

The Pizza guy was following her during the entire tour.

[cutiepie328100]

it more like a rant than a poem. y was that chick suckn her but ewwww!

[KingNazaru]

I want to see more videos of Germaine farting. Even one about her just farting the whole time!

[batmanownsyourass]

@LizzySkellington That's because most fat women have small tits. 42B is disgusting you fat cunts.

[SarItachi79]

That fart oughtta take care of her problem.

[KingNazaru]

@SarItachi79 I think this is the first video of her farting. But if they're others let me know.

[JCLeSinge]

@KingNazaru: The "Suicide Hotline" episode.

[KingNazaru]

@JCLeSinge Thanks.

[jodi106]

it would have been funnier if that fart had knocked out or killed the waitress

[ThanatosZain]

@jodi106 well she froze so something happened

[OneTrueCanine]

@jodi106

that's what you imagination is for

[ChaosHarbinger0]

the funny part, is when she farts.

[JakFan13]

I don't get why no one likes Germaine's poetry. I think she's pretty good.

[thelionwaits]

Heavens to Murgatroid! I damned near pissed myself! And then she farted!

Yeah, I need institutionalised.

[BrokenWind08]

ewwwwwww... she farted

[wasid13]

wish germaine came back...

[bananaman993]

such a disterbying sound