soo funny hey check out my tribute to Dave. "top 10 stupid reasons why i should be on survivor" pls comment .I think it is funny, not as funny as Dave though
@agent254422 She did and thanks to her I can actually differenciate betwen a whore and a woman, unlike you it seems. Of course I don't mean they're all like that but 90% of them or more are.
What a miraculous role model for every other actor and celebrity on the face of the earth. She can do just about anything, serious and sweet, or quick witted and just downright dirty! And clearly she knows how to live a long life - "Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-ass piece of pork." Gotta love her.
Well, ok. I had to let this video buffer for a half hour for a 3:07 video. I thought I was really going to find out how to live a long and happy life. I do like Betty White, but considering the time it takes to buffer a video, I wish the title could have let us know it was comedy.
@Termnix216 Haha! I wish it took 5 seconds. Not on my computer though. Loved watching video after video instantly, But I do have to wait a very long time to watch a video now. Happens occasionally, then goes back to normal. What would I expect from David Letterman? Not much when it's been a long time since I've had TV channels. Take care, grandson. Love, Grandma
#3 MY FAV xD
nygiants344 5 hours ago
LOL HAHAAHAHAHAH love you betty
margieco69 1 week ago
Be my grandmother...
rachelgenovese 2 weeks ago 8
thumbs up if you don't give fuck how you got here
healthhavencom 2 weeks ago 15
She was great at the half time show.
CoasterBoy567 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if Tumblr brought you here.
officialbroski 4 weeks ago 12
9 if your ugly HAHAAHAHAHAH love you betty
EduDawsonVEVO 1 month ago 5
she's still hot, and she rocks the world with her cheese cake
elspiclatino 1 month ago 4
take some wheatgrass, soy paste, and some carob, toss them in the garbage and cook yourself a big ass piece of pork
xxbprocksxx 1 month ago 10
good for you, Betty...
MusicWorld487 1 month ago
It frustrates me that Snooki's top ten list has more views than this one...
Liliannasmj 1 month ago 7
saw Eminem's top ten, then I saw this halfway down the related videos.
I thought to myself.
why the hell is this halfway down the related videos? this should be at the top of the goddamn list.
Battlefieldbrony 1 month ago 4
I love number 3... try not to die
hahhaha I love her, she is so talented
AleEJ19 1 month ago 5
think Dave got a hard on?
hoodratstuffs 1 month ago
lol love her.
ClassyBug 1 month ago 2
haha number 3 is my fav
vankas316 2 months ago 3
ouch lol poor lebron
hobobanana6575 2 months ago
my favorite was 8 "never apologize--it shows weakness" xDD
TheDianaJC 2 months ago 2
"try not to die" LOL!!!!! <3<3<3
Nikolaika77 2 months ago 2
Betty White is godly.
Keymikkel 3 months ago
very funny... what a good laugh! ya, no.3 is good
SuperFlower70 3 months ago
don't waste ur time watching this crap lol
hurricaneioke 3 months ago
@hurricaneioke DId you really lol ??
lovaforeva 2 months ago
@lovaforeva yes!
hurricaneioke 2 months ago
"Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep every night. ( hours if you are ugly"
Thumbs up if you thought of Rose when you heard this!
GojyotheFeared 3 months ago
#3 - ahahahha
SarahhJ98 3 months ago
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SarahhJ98 3 months ago
soo funny hey check out my tribute to Dave. "top 10 stupid reasons why i should be on survivor" pls comment .I think it is funny, not as funny as Dave though
dumbdancing1 3 months ago
OMG I cracked up when she said, "Try not to die" with that matter-of-fact look on her face. LOL!!! so funny! I <3 Betty White!
Lovebeinghappy 3 months ago 2
When I get old, I wish to be like Betty White.
TheRealCarlyndra 4 months ago 4
she's so awesome! :)
SultanaBranWthBanana 4 months ago
betty's the cutest.
obimeowz 4 months ago
advise taken, turning crap off lol
RakeBone 4 months ago
Is it just me, or is David Letterman not funny?
MrHeadcase09 4 months ago 4
Way to slip a Gibbs' Rule in there Betty!
zachsbanks 4 months ago 2
@zachsbanks its from She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, john wayne said it! gibbs is cool too ;)
lueszu 3 months ago
try not to die? ill keep that in mind... :)
JoeJonasLuver925 4 months ago
Yeah!! Go Betty!! Kick LeBron's ass!!
codeking32 4 months ago
thumbs up if you came here straight from 9gag
hacker7017 5 months ago 51
@hacker7017
wow, just wow
Belenor 3 months ago
fucking commercials
diddern 5 months ago
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ionlywannacomment 5 months ago 3
Number 3 made me laugh so hard
x51havoc 5 months ago 3
I love Betty White so much...she's too hilarious lmao
miabiboy15 5 months ago
get serverd lebron. go kobe
dirttrackboy86 5 months ago
this wasn't even funny:P
randomDOTT 5 months ago
LOVE TIP #1
koshipoo 5 months ago
Number 1 is pretty much what eminem said LOL
Reaper91698 6 months ago
I just had a bad thought of her doing NO.6 DX Whats wrong with me?!?!
Tthemoney15 6 months ago
She makes me not afraid to get old , I love her
heartmulgrew15 6 months ago
Betty White is too funny xD
BonesCastleLover 6 months ago
you heard her don't sit her and waste time on this carp
Jbielber 6 months ago
most people first tip is dont watch this !!!
SharmaDon890 6 months ago
LMFAO Betty White is awesome
Laxdefener29 6 months ago
her tips are hilarious!!!!
mndjohn 6 months ago
I DO LOVE YOU BETTY WHITe... I adore you sweet lady :) warm warm warm kisses and hugs from Turkey...
GianJan 6 months ago
#3 LMAO :'D
xSarcha 6 months ago
#3 is the best one
LAClippers32 6 months ago
no matter who you are if you get owned by betty white its over
Matt00851 7 months ago
hahaha Number 3 :D
Jordan12295 7 months ago
@Jordan12295 yeah i know. but u ask me 3 is kind of a given
Matt00851 7 months ago
try not to die. lol!
TheGleekfan96 7 months ago
3 people tried to die
adventuretime135 7 months ago
i wish she was my gammy
alla1244 7 months ago
0:01 YOU'RE WELCOME
annah245 7 months ago
LeBron just got pwned! I love you, Betty White! :D
engrish2006 7 months ago
I wanna be bros with betty white
moviemaster35 7 months ago
3. Try not to die.
swiftobsessed 7 months ago 2
BETTY FUCKING WHITE!
SamiTheZombieUnicorn 7 months ago 3
OH MY GOD SHE IS SO ADORABLE
brownosity 7 months ago 3
I would love to know if Betty wrote this because it had much more of an edge then the usual Top10.
snoozer998 7 months ago 34
I love how the whole time letterman was cringing as he read the cards, anticipating her #1 tip xD
VenemousTurtle 7 months ago
beatles song intro for the Queen of Epic
BeatlesbeBeatles21 7 months ago
LEBRON!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! LEBRON SUCKS
Monisrocks1995 7 months ago
Try not to die.
classic!
GrayDavis1 7 months ago
most bad ass granny
krusader85 7 months ago 2
US ambassador in Syria is a CIA agent ww.youtube.com/watch?v=o-uKjKXJ_2E
moooh2008 7 months ago
US ambassador in Syria is a CIA agent ww.youtube.com/watch?v=o-uKjKXJ_2E
moooh2008 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Starts at 1:00, thumbs up so people can see :)
PS3XILED 8 months ago
she's more talented then all those new whores that call them selves "actresses" combined
siren7193 8 months ago 74
@siren7193 preety unnecesery to calll the acresses of this generation whores
agent254422 1 month ago
@siren7193 your mom should have raised you better
agent254422 1 month ago
@agent254422 She did and thanks to her I can actually differenciate betwen a whore and a woman, unlike you it seems. Of course I don't mean they're all like that but 90% of them or more are.
siren7193 1 month ago
@siren7193 i agree
BGuarton 1 month ago
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hughbkk 8 months ago
Number 3 is the best!!!
ULiRD 8 months ago
3. Try not to die
Shit, that's what I forgot...
LuvableDork 8 months ago
Why wasn't Lebron number 1?
ronaraullo 8 months ago
@ronaraullo because david Letterman thinks that making fun of himself on his own show is hysterical.
BananaBell3 7 months ago
I was like, what's that familiar tune when betty was walking out. Then i realised it's Long and winding road by the beatles! :D
rihannarox11 8 months ago
4+3+2= lmao
zurccopan 8 months ago
What a miraculous role model for every other actor and celebrity on the face of the earth. She can do just about anything, serious and sweet, or quick witted and just downright dirty! And clearly she knows how to live a long life - "Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-ass piece of pork." Gotta love her.
RutgersPro 8 months ago
"Try not to die" :DDD
Th3M1racl3 8 months ago 2
"Betty White, ladies and getmmmmmmmmmm.." 0:47
isawesomelike 8 months ago 6
TRY NOT TO DIE. I LOVE YOU BETTY WHITE.
iwannagetdirrtyy 8 months ago 2
she can not die ever she's too amazing :)
omgitsminxy 8 months ago 6
Why does Letterman need a paper to read the numbers? Can't he count?
SunyiMad 8 months ago 9
i just waste my 3:07 min. of my happy life watching this crap .... nuff said .
esiabadani 8 months ago
I wish she was my grandma...
TinyyTina10 8 months ago 80
@TinyyTina10 same here
vjoroa19 4 months ago
dont waste ur time watching this crap
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
KPOP9898 8 months ago 7
Betty White is my home girl.
vroomvroomXX 8 months ago 4
@vroomvroomXX I have a shirt that says that, and it has her picture on it! I'm one of her biggest fans! :D
travis7310 8 months ago
What a waste having her read throw away material.
danadoodlenyc 8 months ago
What a waste having her read throw away material.
danadoodlenyc 8 months ago
2 people are ugly
MsVivianRose 8 months ago 3
Well, ok. I had to let this video buffer for a half hour for a 3:07 video. I thought I was really going to find out how to live a long and happy life. I do like Betty White, but considering the time it takes to buffer a video, I wish the title could have let us know it was comedy.
childsweethearts 8 months ago
@childsweethearts it's david letterman...what did u expect? hahaha
KeepUpWithBlackshear 8 months ago
@childsweethearts
Okay grandma, it takes about 5 seconds to buffer a video. Second, whatnelse would you expect from DAVID LETTERMAN?
Termnix216 8 months ago
@Termnix216 Haha! I wish it took 5 seconds. Not on my computer though. Loved watching video after video instantly, But I do have to wait a very long time to watch a video now. Happens occasionally, then goes back to normal. What would I expect from David Letterman? Not much when it's been a long time since I've had TV channels. Take care, grandson. Love, Grandma
childsweethearts 8 months ago
@childsweethearts
:D Made my effing night.
Thank you...but what i meant was...david letterman is light night comedy.
But it seems you already know the secret to a long and happy life...Humor.
Once again thanks.
Termnix216 8 months ago
YOW #5 is the best 1 haha
kiskedi 8 months ago
2 people are dead
SHRUMINATOR 8 months ago
when she narrated peter's erotic novel for a talking book in family guy....it was the funniest thing ever.....xD
thesunreport 8 months ago
Advertising at the beginning of every video maybe makes many people go away.
CPacheco17 8 months ago
Lebron disliked this
MrMone921 8 months ago 6
I love her. She is so cute.
0HMYgulay 8 months ago 3
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000keidi 8 months ago
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000keidi 8 months ago
i wish she was my grandma.
ethereas3 8 months ago 5
Betty White is a BOSS!
mabuhayguy808 8 months ago 3
i love that betty white is the DEFINITION of crossing generation gaps
sandyw239 8 months ago 6
Try not to die! Always good advice!
renthead5256 8 months ago 2
number 2 & 3 were the best!
mooxyou 8 months ago
"don't waste your time watching this crap" lol, its so true Betty! love you
bbvina 8 months ago
8 is so true. LOL
PunkAttitude8V 8 months ago
The band was playing
"Chicago - If you leave me now"
swatus 8 months ago
"Try not to die."
Best tip ever
You go Betty White! :)
vlorarockheart 8 months ago 2
Interesting video
mcfrdmn 8 months ago
18th
mannymm25 8 months ago
shit lebron, you got served.
by betty fucking white.
JudyWonn 8 months ago 295
@JudyWonn who's lebron?
thLilJinx 8 months ago
shit lebron, you got served.
JudyWonn 8 months ago
why the hell can't i watch it?
NataliaWeronikaD 8 months ago
I sooooooooooo love in Betty White.. ;) ~Pct3ch~
Pct3ch 8 months ago 121
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker going on
SR120 8 months ago
9th
MOPEDER01 8 months ago
I'm on tumblr.
HeyItsNami 8 months ago
Retards.
R0ckG1r7 8 months ago
@R0ckG1r7 Agreed.
Randomman5634 8 months ago
@Randomman5634 me too
muaad55 8 months ago
6th
exailosis 8 months ago
5th
vargax76 8 months ago
4th
DimitraScofield 8 months ago
3rd
sirtoke69 8 months ago
second :P
pati304 8 months ago
First!
littlegoofys 8 months ago