Arj Barker

[perfacetus]

I've thought about that news stuff myself...

"[something] could easily be attacked"... Why would you tell people that?!!? Shut up!

[MrMortenbra]

Naturally I wanted to know more and visited Pisstheshitoff(dot)com(dot)au, first thing I read was Arabic sex toys.

[pnutgallery514]

Oh my goodness. This dude is hilarious.

[TheFriedbarnacles]

So awesome

[Schadofawks91]

angry letter will be a better idea!

[SgtPepper613]

Nice Black Sabbath t shirt

[Rubenozorio]

go to monobrow dot com, click on mono movies, click on the first movie... O o

[thebridied]

*sniff* *sniff* Australia...have you been drinking?

[necnenecne]

jake add me you geriatric fuck

[jaklaw2]

@necnenecne ill put my dick in your mouth

[necnenecne]

@jaklaw2 jelena dirty mulletavich

[Cloversongg13]

pig-latinos.... >w< haha

[Cloversongg13]

who else checked to see if the site was real??? Well it is :D

[tiopira5]

thumbs up if u piss the shit off for other people too. ITS CALLED POSITIVITY

[harshkalan]

pig latinos...lol

[133maxiboy]

Australians love humour that pokes fun at Australia.

[SoloRazaSoldier13]

TONIGHT ON THE TEN O CLOCK NEWS!

[jimmiow]

I'm Australian and I think he's one of the funniest comedians around. Love the stoner humour :)

[jmsschooner]

40 ppl are fucked in the head

[missemilyjd]

Is it just my computer, kr is the sound reaaly out....?

[LemonNation]

I don't understand what Australians see in this guy.

[BabyFranke01]

@LemonNation are u kidding? are u Australian??

[LemonNation]

@BabyFranke01 Nah, I'm American.

[BabyFranke01]

@LemonNation ahhh. Well, there's your answer. I'm not speaking for all Australians, but for the majority of us that LOVE Arj Barker, his sense of humour is the same as ours. He isHilarious!!!!! 100% Golden (:

[LemonNation]

@BabyFranke01 Yeah, I was listening to Joe Rogan's podcast and he was talking about how Arj Barker is huge in Australia and I had never heard of him so I came to check him out.

[BabyFranke01]

@LemonNation do u not find him funny? cause, ohmygod, theres like not enough words to describe how awesome he is!! haha.. but that might just be me :P

[LemonNation]

@BabyFranke01 I mean, he is ok, but I wouldn't say he's headliner material. I think it must be a cultural thing.

[BabyFranke01]

@LemonNation yeah.. it must be.. (:

[yoshiguy123]

@LemonNation Comedy.

[CanTake8]

Boo

[asarea1]

Arj barker is'nt funny at all.

[ipkeveryday]

@asarea1 Yea he is rofl

[NotTrollingAtAll]

I'm WHISKEH PETE! xD

[proent]

This guy is really good... he should be more famous

[Redbull357]

@proent In Australia he is #1... You don't need to make it in America to be successful.

[proent]

@Redbull357 Oh I see, I only seen him on Comedy Central 1 time and he was so funny ..

and I was wonderin why i never heard of him before/he hasnt been in any movies or anything..I thought he was just a bread new comedian or somethin didnt know he was an aussi

[Redbull357]

@proent I think he is American. He went to Australia and became a huge success, so he stayed. If you look at his website, he is booked with Australian shows almost everyday of the year!

[shcnoozlebop]

"fucking with a moving train: mm-mm. bad idea, pal. difficult, and dangerous." xD

i think australia's new slogan should be "fuck me, it's australia"

[BarkerThrash]

39 people have no sense of humor/need to loosen up.

[abmujvek1]

Fuck Brown people in Entertainment NEED to stop modifying their stage names to ones that sound less south Asian. Russell peters, Jay sean, Freddie mercury, Arj Barker. None of those sound foreign to the least bit. Give us credit !!!

[this1wasnttaken]

@abmujvek1 wow i totally agree, what are they trying to run away form? Is is so hard to have a name that is different? The funny thing is that other artists all over the world try to make their names unique and weird just so they can stand out. How about being proud of your origins every now and then!

[shcnoozlebop]

@abmujvek1 i think you need to get over yourself. his being asian isn't enough for you? so you want to be as in-your-face-because-your-not-­the-same-race-as-me as african americans? do you realise how annoying they are? i like asians because they don't even seem to care that they're not white. i'm white and i can tell you i'm not overly concerned about race, and i find asians or blacks who are unpleasant to talk or listen to.

[hoes87]

@abmujvek1 Russell Peters is actually his real name...although i agree, i still think it's sometimes necessary for them to break through.

[25yomama]

hell yeah!! funny ass motherfukkerr

[TheRoflRage]

PISS THE SHIT OFF!

[rhys2040]

2.55 to the end is so classic

[Kareem707]

'We'll be right back with more things civilians shoudnt kno.' xD

[Dogfish360]

love the sabbath shirt ;) \m/

[123thatguy321]

BLACK SABBATH!!!!!



[thekurlzz]

stoners are funny

[bravo161224]

why is he always at some australian function

[hell0elly]

@bravo161224 coz australia is cool

[victorvillavicencio]

is he dave from flight of the conchords???

[XeroChoice600]

@victorvillavicencio Yeah he plays dave, the guy who owns the pawn shop :P

[hell0elly]

@victorvillavicencio YES

[doomsy]

ROFL, THE NEXT GUY CAN COME THROUGH AND FINISH IT OFF (FIST PUMP)

[ohdamnipopbubbles]

hahah fucking with a moving train MMMM- MMMM

[liljosop]

I dont speak Bin Ladden.. efin genius!

[JD0x0]

@liljosop he said pig latin.

[BeautifulRX]

@liljosop dude seriously?

[NathanClown5]

@liljosop haha fail

[SoloRazaSoldier13]

Saxton Hale approves of Arj Barker

[aleishais]

i seen him live in brisbane..loved it and laughed so very hard...:)

[Angerfist2]

i allways piss shit out of toilets.

[SpitRhyma]

@Angerfist2 yeah dude it's funny i always thought about that shit too. he just explained it so much funnier. but i always used to think "hey help the janitor out a bit..."

[booboox32]

pig latinos lmaoo

[bonmarriott1234]

why does he seem more comfortable in australia then any were else

[tyron2479]

@bonmarriott1234 most american celebrities do because the amount of viewers is nothing compared to what they're used to. Thats why often on Rove americans make dickheads of themselves because they feel too comfortable. But yeah well spotted i think arj really loves autralia anyway :)

[Lifeiis]

Dope shirt.

[13Avian13]

36 people need a sense of humor

[rooflee]

Oh man... that gag about pissing the shit cake off the toilet bowl made me lol so hard. I do that shit too!

[FYIichinaruplz]

neva gets old. yo hilarious man!

[mcloughlin7518]

222,222nd viewer =D

[alliesamberg]

fuckin with a moving train ! mm mm.

[saher212]

LoLz

[goodvibesallround]

I love how american's call australians racsist. America had the KKK and various aryan nations, lol

[perryz16]

arj barker is hilarious

[jdoll1212]

@jhonmarten1972 Great speech. Go Fuck Yourself.

[DelbyC]

@jhonmarten1972 wtf are you? he is american not indian dumb ass and he is actually pretty damn funny something you seem to be very jealous about. and sir, you are the virus were ther is negative asswipes like you there is, well you said it best, garbage!! grow up buddy its never too late.

[92benno92]

Where there's people there's rubbish.

Cancer is not a virus either you fucking moron.

Where there is racism, there is stupidity.

[rooflee]

@jhonmarten1972 Eat a dick homo.

[da1deesey]

@jhonmarten1972 racism is so not cool. AND HE'S AMERICAN!

[mstrigga77]

@tuffsolja - dude i think da1deesey was referring to jhonmarten1972's comment.... not Arj's joke! 

[tuffsolja]

@mstrigga77 damn. well i'm very sorry.

[jyoung0000]

Yeah, he has brought my interest back into comedy.

[TheShelbyc]

I effing love arj..

[shayladonnelly]

he's from marin county, california... just north of san francisco!

[sammysf415]

where is he from?

[petters27]

I'll tell you what he is..

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[yowzephyr]

@petters27 Lucky Hilarious.....I guess.

[yroslav]

white dad?

[MikefromMadrid]

white dad indian mother

[chamal101]

@MikefromMadrid

actually indian dad white mom..

[yroslav]

His persian right ?

[MrRambo1983]

he is indian american dude

[DrRubics]

Black Sabbath!

[rufus231]

Arj fucked my mommy

[4cellar2door0]

Vid? :D

[griffo585]

go watch Carl Barron fuckers

[renegadeloser]

the very first joke is a demetri martin joke

[callanxxx]

what a bogan insult :D

[metacarpied]

I swear to god I've heard that "and now more things civilians shouldn't know" bit SOMEWHERE else before, but I can't remember where from. George Carlin maybe?

Not to diss Arj, I think he's HILARIOUS. But I swear, I've heard that line before and not from him..

[fretsonfire75]

Are you from UG?

[VillageRetard]

he did it in another show to

[5topwar]

he does it in almost every second show, thats probs where/

[jongun]

The old piss chisel.

[uggzzi]

i fully lloovvee this man he is amazing

i watch flight of the choncords to c hym

lol

he kinda hot 2

[SuperBallsmclongcock]

piss the shit off man

[Gggmanlives]

pig latinos hahaha

[DxERAx]

haha holy shit that shit thing is so true! he killed it

[abcbamzz]

greg giraldo isnt too funny

[redrosella]

maybe they have the same writer :D

[PsykoChicken]

I thought it was a pretty common joke, really, just like the underwater watches one or the Discovery channel one.

It's just Arj's delivery and voice that make it so good, even if it's something basic. Part of what makes him great.

[baaman00]

Or...

Greg Giraldo: joke thief?

[newspapertux]

saw him a few days ago in minneapolis, he is amazing

[JeNnyLuRvz]

omg, that website arj said actually leads to his myspace page XD

[chipmunk3k]

was this comedy gala 05 or 06??

[iltssm]

06...

as it says in the description.

=D

[dirtbagceo]

Arj has a ton of material and he's adding new stuff all the time. Check my page for his golf tips

[666shoewoman]

lmfao

[wcibbt]

if you like this guy and haven't seen flight of the conchords you're in for something special.

[sosh123]

OMG FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS FTW!!!!

[maxamomtb]

i've seen him three times and i love his comedy.

but

jokes get used over and over and over with arj

[ALIHAIDER123456789]

yh he needs to get new material

but a great comedian overall

[funkacybin]

... thats what a stand up comedian does. they have a set and they keep performing that one set, like a band

[umfhardy2mean]

tonight on the 10oclock news, fucking with a moving train, mm.mmmm bad idea pal difficult and dangerous, why experts say, an angry letter might be a better idea

[emmawlikescheese]

he's so hot

[gotXtheXmunchies]

haha, i just watched another video with the "discovery channel" joke.

[twistt]

Pig Latinos lmao

[moethestud]

awsome comedian

[CONTESTENT]

dude watch hamish on thank god ur here...this guys shit as

[JeffMoonslide]

Hamish is not a comedian, he's the worse thing to ever happen to comedy.

You can't possible say Hamish is better then Arj or you must have the worst sense of humor and I pity you o_O

By the way, on Thank God Your Here, Hamish has someone telling him what to say ;)

[VortexNeurofunk]

i do the caked on shit thing where u piss on it just to see if i can make a powerful enough stream to get it off the bowl rofl

[dudesta69]

HE IS DA FUNNISET GUY EVA!!!

[AJMINETTE]

Fucking With A Moving Train (Mmm) Pal Bad Idea.

[XXMINESGTRXX]

lmao favourite bit was when he said

" since 9/11 airport security is up 300%, however the nations railway system remains extremely vulnerable"

lol =]

[lilZeeRocker]

haha, good stuff. But he was even better at this year's gala comedy festival.

[Jem9339]

is that on youtube cos i fell asleep when he was on lol! they put him on last cos hes the best lol

[lilZeeRocker]

LOL funny, but me too, I stayed up the whole show trying to find his act... then I gave up, but yeah, I watched it on youtube =) .

[h2ell0]

damn!! paents wer around so i couldnt watch that much of it. how was it?

[BerryJoy]

get yourself some headphones man

[firemanfan141]

funniest man alive!

[cookie23q]

this guy and demetri martin are my favourites

[ngatfield]

arj is cool, demetri martin is an asshat

[littletoolate]

fuck oath, i love demitri. =)

[PumpkinPieces33]

This is some of the funniest stand up I've seen in....awhile? "what if its caked on pretty good?!!!" lolsies

[kaseyRSM]

he's like really popular here in australia! i met him!

god he's funnnyyy

[ItsTraviss]

We do not give a shit about rape on a fucking video about comedy, go tell someone who cares, like a phone line or something, alright, Kiki?

Don't understand what I mean?

FUCK OF.

[colin12354]

I liked him, found him a lot better then many comedians that get on that show, but im a little biased since i love flight of the conchords...

[tomhayward99]

Letterman's crowds are full of sour ballbags...sounds a bit like you IMO. I'm not a hater, i just hate you. Get a sense of humour.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

We must have some messed up ten year olds.

[DrCherryPie]

LOL

[RhiiLouise]

LOL

Some people don't like him beacaus ef his style of comedy - loud and full of swearing

But thats why i love him beacuse he's just a loud American XD

[gun9879]

a lot of what he says is pretty intelligent

[cPsm1tch]

agreed, has a pretty wide vocabulary

[gun9879]

haha yeah thats what it is

[dwightshrute123]

such deja vu from Dimitri martin performance here they even look the same

[Jodsta23]

Cracker Highlights-Arj Barker

[marnzo18]

I love him,

hes hilarious!

I was trying to find the one about Steve Erwin.

Can anyone help me?

[holymarathonbatman]

tonight on the 10 o clock news: FUCKING WITH A MOVING TRAIN!

..nuh uh...bad idea pal.

difficult AAAAAAND dangerous.

why experts say an angry letter may be a better idea