a SONG for the JERKS IN YOUR LIFE

[jonasmsv199]

I love how you actually reply to some of the comments (It might make someones day)

Thanks for brightening my day!

[sparklegirlz100]

Pause at 2:46

[SwidtGames]

I don't know Wikkipedia.. ;)

[LittleRed11201]

I just bought this song, and I can't stop listening to it. <33

[misledsarah]

Whenever I'm feeling bad I listen to this song and I feel so much better. <3 @andypandy311

[dazedgal]

My mum watched this video and was like "WTF I'd rather have you watching porn." HAHA!!!

[ClaraClayFace]

My favourite part is the stereotypical black verse(;

[dylongraves1337]

anyone elce notice tht the black dudes hair at the end was faded in with the black backgroung?

[saratoubi]

1:14 HAHAHAHAHAH

[xLucidNightmaresx]

Yo're comedy is hilarious, and you're probably the first comedian I've found who has a sense of humor just like mine. Just one question though, will the girls ever stop finding me repulsive or laughing at me?



[SiddharthsVlogs]

Yaay for 1 million views . for your minimalist but amazing channel!!

[ElectrikBeautyx]

This just describes so much in my life right now. Thanks Andy!! <3

[dazedgal]

Oi there. You share the title with FluffeeTalks for being my favorite comedians (Above ALL Comedians!)

I love your hilarious jokes, some of which idiots can't get *evil laugh*

I wonder how you aren't getting 6 figure views!!! Great job Andrew

[Footballfreak5056]

best song ever made!

[Pedo0Face]

i bought it on 3 computers lmao

[theatregall9999]

I luv u u rock!!

[Whitewing9709]

Bought It!

[Zyyxs]

PBat?

[ProjectCutie]

Its kid of fun PONPONPON(cute Japanese song ) is in his tags ( Its that one not in English...no fuk )

[ClaraClayFace]

0:34 = Sexy Super model face in the background(;

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

Why is Justin Bieber on the suggestions FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[hipsterkitty18]

just sent this to my ex :)

[uhohwhoops]

the background you is so funny

[DrGaby13]

Sold!!.... Love ur racist sence of humor

[letsgobarons]

Purchased on iTunes!

[drmrboy100]

Total flight of the chonchords type shit here

[hinagreenhidared]

My mom and me lisen to this in the car as loud as possible. A cop pulled as over and begain to write us a ticket when he gave it to my mom it said

"Crime:Being to awesome like andypandy311"

We laught the whole way home.

[MsKatieboo97]

we do call them hoovers :)

[xXyersweetnitemareXx]

i need to get an ipod now just so i can buy this from itunes ^.^

[MissLovelytoocute]

This goes out to all the Jerkz in the Universe. I say Universe cuz some Aliens could be total Douchez. >>Stupid Aliens

[NomChan77]

...i love your face in the back when it says "and suck another dick" xD

[ChaiTeaaddict1]

Haha oh this is too hilarious! I only wish I could have seen it four months ago, when my asswad boyfriend dumped me and I was stupid and miserable over it...xP

[iCadaverx]

I love how you censored the word dick but, say the word dick?

[turtletarian2]

sterotypical black verse o.o xD o.o....... XDDDDDDDDDD

[xProDiGY88]

you're full of crap "like a large intestine... or a garage sale." lol

[UmmahSource]

2:36 lmao

[UmmahSource]

hahahahahahahahaha LOVE IT! Love the "background you" Hilarious! :p

[ChantelleBritney]

Totally buying this! You know...after I buy an i-pod or something.

[logansk8s2]

Watch me fade in and out like a ghosty *ewwwww* XDDDD dude.. this is great..Your so funny XD keep up the great vids man

[GreeceOTOT]

no jump cuts, wow, i needed something new

[Aarinesque]

I'm soo buying this song!!

[andypandy311]

@Aarinesque That'd be so awesome! It makes me extremely happy!

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@andypandy311 Us too.

[stewdemonkey]

@Aarinesque how?

[xosophiegrl]

I bought it too!

[andypandy311]

@xosophiegrl NICE! I'm so excited! Thanks so much. I sincerely appreciate it. :)

[TidaXD]

I love the chorus. xDD

[artist1124]

I wish your other songs were on iTunes! Like angry canadian :D

[andypandy311]

@swr2shkitup WOO!  You rock! That's 3 copies sold! Look out Lil Wayne! :)

Thanks so much for buying it. It truly means a lot!

[FierceMidnight]

i totally bought this on itunes! i love it!

[andypandy311]

@FierceMidnight That's so awesome! I sincerely appreciate it! You rule!

[CamillaWRasmussen]

Today (because of the upcoming election here) we were talking about the European Union and I said "Europe - one of the most third-worldiest of all the countries." and no one got it and everyone thought I was stupid. It kind of made me sad.. xD

[andypandy311]

@CamillaWRasmussen lol If people don't get you it's because they stink, not you :)

[misledsarah]

@andypandy311 - Clearly they do not understand this classy art you are providing! Prudes!

[YASEgd]

it's a $1.69 in Australia, but bought it anyway! :D

[andypandy311]

HEY GUYS!

The song is on iTunes now, if you want it. No worries if you don't.

All I want is your sweet sweet lovin'

Just click the link in the description box above, if you want it.

No worries either way.

Love you!

[DarThPodeR]

Hahahahahaa! Very very very entertaining..

[andypandy311]

Respond to this video... haha Thanks so much for watching. It was fun to make :)

[petrizzo9]

Hahaha this is so funny :)

[andypandy311]

@petrizzo9 Thanks so much! It was fun to do something different. I had a day off work, so I had more time to do something fun, instead of the usual monologues :)

[artist1124]

Btw so true about the rapper thing!

[artist1124]

Awesome singing and song!

[andypandy311]

@artist1124 haha Thanks. It comes from the heart :)

[xosophiegrl]

favorited.

[andypandy311]

@xosophiegrl Yes! I love seeing myself in people's favorites! It's so cool!

[someonecalledkira]

I love the "suck another dick" dance. xD

[andypandy311]

@someonecalledkira haha. I should do it at my next job interview :)

[prozacpimpster]

Is it bad that I know this song by heart?? O.o

[TheJonathanStewart]

@prozacpimpster nope :P

[andypandy311]

@prozacpimpster haha No. It's amazing.

[prozacpimpster]

Marry me yet??

[andypandy311]

@prozacpimpster haha I have promised marriage to everyone who subscribes

[karebear5891]

The background you makes me laugh whenever you sing "suck another dick"

[andypandy311]

@karebear5891 haha thanks :)

[lauranjo]

I would love the chorous to be my ringtone :)

[andypandy311]

@lauranjo haha I will look into getting it onto iTunes in the future.  The rest of the song is there now :)

[mandyymacD]

haha whoever didn't get the europe joke... get a sense of humor

[andypandy311]

@mandyymacD :) You rock.

[DarkSnowLeopard]

QQ I sent this to my friend and told him to watch it, and now he thinks I think hes a jerk.

Meh, he kinda is. Song rocks though <3

[andypandy311]

@DarkSnowLeopard LOL That's an awesome story. I hope you guys patched things up. :)

[stephaniewilsonn]

This is the best video you've made to date. My gut is officially busted.

[andypandy311]

@stephaniewilsonn haha Thanks. After a year of monologues I'm planning to do skits like this every week :) Rather than just rants

[AwesomeVideosX]

This is sooo awesome!! :D

[misledsarah]

I love it when he does the action for suck another dick. Makes me giggle so hard!

[andypandy311]

@misledsarah haha It's less funny at my parent's dinner table :)

[CrittersRule247]

This is inceadibly funny mate especialy the rap part, i keep making that joke to my sister and its really funny to see it here keep on doing what your doing

[andypandy311]

@CrittersRule247 haha nice! Thanks for spreading the love :)

[BloodyParanoiaxx]

XD that was pure awesomeness

[andypandy311]

@BloodyParanoiaxx Thanks so much for watching. Your comment is pure awesomeness.

[lovetosing76]

Aaah! U da bomb! I love u so much-3 I want to see more off these kinds this one is awesome

[andypandy311]

@lovetosing76 If I can get a bunch of subscribers I can maybe take more time off work & make more vids like these. :)

[lovetosing76]

@andypandy311 oh okay:P

[OperationKayKay]

You know its a good song when you sing it at work when no one is looking =D

[andypandy311]

@OperationKayKay lol Amazing.  Keep singing it! :)

[Msmaful]

LOL this has to go on itunes or something cuz i really want to download it!

[andypandy311]

@Msmaful haha It is on iTunes. The link is in the description :)

[skyelovesicp]

the only thing i can do while watching this vid and try to call my freind before its over so the can hear it to

[andypandy311]

@skyelovesicp haha Awesome :)

[IonaIsEpic]

aww when i heard the first line i thought this was a parody of reach by sclub7, lol :) just me??

[andypandy311]

@IonaIsEpic haha I've never heard it. But I miss S Club 7.

[crystalkid1302]

now stuck in my head..and everyone would go "whaaa?" whenever I sing this song randomly

[andypandy311]

@crystalkid1302 haha Sing it loud!

[TheSchwartzcaster]

This. Is. GENIUS!

[andypandy311]

@TheSchwartzcaster Thanks so much :)

[kansasjennynelson]

This is my favorite thing you've done.

[andypandy311]

@kansasjennynelson haha it was so fun. I wish I had more time to do more skits. But right now I only ever have 1 day to film a week

[David20931]

LOL @ the black rapper

[andypandy311]

@David20931 ahha He's an awesome dude :)

[paloms54]

haha the Europe joke was my favorite :)

[andypandy311]

@paloms54 haha You rock!

[FionaAlison444]

This song needs to be on itunes

[AwesomeKeeley]

@FionaAlison444 ive get it :)

[andypandy311]

@FionaAlison444 It is now live, worldwide :) I hope people buy it. That'd be the coolest thing to ever happen to me.

[FionaAlison444]

@andypandy311 Awesome! I'm going to buy a copy now!

[Anastranstiphia]

wow, nice very nice, time to get a forwarding

[MissPriestLady]

could you please do a vid on dumb questions? :D

[andypandy311]

@MissPriestLady That could be fun! 

[TasteMyVideos]

You sir, have talent!

[andypandy311]

@TasteMyVideos Thanks so much for the nice comment :)

[goblue159]

Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time :) your videos always make my day

[andypandy311]

@goblue159 Thanks so much! I had a blast writing & recording the song!

[nutmegg24]

You always reply to my comments!! it makes me feel so special :DD

[andypandy311]

@nutmegg24 haha Nice! Getting comments always makes me feel special!

[TheCanadiangirl95]

Next time I am going through a breakup I'm going to say "Your a stupid motherf*cker I hope your next relationship is with a racist who is fat and smells worse then your mom"

[andypandy311]

@TheCanadiangirl95 bah hahah That'd be amazing.

[RacetrackandBrooklyn]

PUT THIS ON iTunes ;) I'd buy it. And so would EVERYBODY ELSE xD

[andypandy311]

@RacetrackandBrooklyn haha It's on now!

[pillar7of7fabulosity]

bahahahaha i know exactly who i should send this to.

[andypandy311]

@pillar7of7fabulosity haha I hope they're not too offended

[chillmastergeneral]

This is your best video yet!

[everybodypoops11]

I love this video! makes my life, especially the rap part. i was really looking forward to your monologue though. oh well, i'll wait for next week to come :)

[AwesomeKeeley]

Andy i love all you're videos they make me laugh until i need a new pair of pants xD

[uliuli08]

@andypandy311 Great vids :D And thanks for replying most you-tubers dont reply to their fans these days.

[shallonjade]

Hahaha Oh god I loved the random dude. "Am I done?"

[SammiKCVlog]

xD I love the quote about Wikipedia. You, my friend, have a way with words. And, even as a girl, I understand your need for a fat ugly waiter xD NO JUDGEMENT AS I STUFF MY FACE. Please and Thank You.

[stewdemonkey]

how can i get this song?

[OperationKayKay]

i have to comment on this song twice... if you don't understand english and listen to this song im sure you will get laid.. the music is so sexy =P

[ashleigh2010ish]

This was uploaded on My birthday :D You just Made my Birthday much better :D Thanks :)

[lananification19]

That was effing brilliant. I was going to elabroate, but I don't think there's a need.

[MxUxHxAxHxAxHxAx3]

LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHE BAGS.... <3

[whatpleaseno]

@uliuli08 Oh....just..oh. *Sigh*

[irondude71]

The news isn't boring >: (

[13Doomsday13]

the inner macinations of your mind are an enigma - patrick

seriously, this song makes me wonder what you're thinking about while you sing this song xD

[yellowiam]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!

Good song :)

[SoccerStar96]

I love the "suck another dick" dance

Gonna break that out at all the clubs...

[xxxnicolelovesyouxxx]

Im so sending this to my ex : D well i broke up with him but. . still doing it!!!

i think ill send this to my friend too. . . she'll love it : D

[SkyeFyreStorm]

stereotypical black verse LOL you are beautiful Andy

[angietet93]

Start writing your Grammy acceptance speech....lol XD

[jessicaannperry]

Hahahaha, I love this so much. Your videos just get better and better.

[leftoutlexis]

I'll have this song stuck in my head for a week! It was really funny. What kind of video editing software do you use? And what did you use to make the actual song?

[ThePurpleNinja161]

@uliuli08 Says the loser who spends all of his time on XBOX.

[verynasti13]

omgee! i always rofl with your videos you are something different and i think i love you! lol..o0oh and screw the trolls!! ppl just need to get a life and stop making stupid comments about something that is meant to be funny and if you dont get it then maybe u need to go! geez..

keep it up Andrew!

Lots of love from Puerto Rico ♥

[andypandy311]

Do people really need me to explain the Europe joke to them? I'm a citizen of the EU. I'm obviously joking.

[ItsToedeloeFreakinMe]

@andypandy311 O yeah your from Canada...LOVE YOU <3

[xhearttowordsx]

@andypandy311 Hoovervilles, correct? I gotcha.

[Awesumness911]

lol, This is the kind of song I would listen to in the shower x'D

[ershipamogli]

I crapped myself at the camel joke (yea, peeing yourself isnt enough!)

[metalvocalistwanted]

btw i think ur right about ordering less food from the fatass waitresses haha

[metalvocalistwanted]

8 europeans have watched this haha

[Demigodish4o3]

I hope you fulfill your wish , Andy, and finally get the camel of your dreams.

[ThePurpleNinja161]

Oddly Catchy :p

[metalvocalistwanted]

@ThePurpleNinja161 cause its the melody from a hit song ;D

[ThePurpleNinja161]

@metalvocalistwanted Obviously Xp

[Mirghavamedin]

This honestly made my day. The funny thing is that I just quit my job yesterday and am so tempted to send this to my boss ahaha

[MikeCampify]

Gosh, Andy. You gave me such a boner at 1:51.

[TheChickenGoesMOOO]

lol ur vids always make me happier...even in the crappiest of days....

[Msmaful]

Andy, I love you.

[heiditorres9]

Can definitely think of two people I'd love to send this vid too!!!! even if I've had a bad day your vids always make me smile :D

[TheChickenGoesMOOO]

a true inspiration :'') ....lmao xD that was great.!!!

[andypandy311]

@mrphunghii Thanks! I'm basically The Beatles. :)