Distraction a gradualreport

[ThatBlackSheepy]

haha gradualreport, you have managed to distract me from my chores. congrats.

[LaurenciaSykesDrew]

Your eyebrows destract me E

[AshlynZebraa]

OMG HES WEARING CLOTHES !!

[BeastLinkFanatic]

25,282 people didn't watch this episode of the gradualreport, they didn't want to get distracted.

[charly40409]

i was trying to watch this video while pealing an orange....... the orange got my attention and, wait what did he say?

[creepr07172011]

wats rong with his eye??

[airsoftenforsers]

these videos destract me from my homework

[dupersloby]

homework in America sucks...you can score an F on your test, but still pass the class if you've done your homework (i.e. got the answers from the back of your textbook) and not have learned anything. but it doesn't work vice-versa you can score an A on your test, and fail the class based on missing homework. its stupid, even the teachers are more stressed out from grading all the useless homework papers and still half their students fail a test!

[JohnnyTheTsunamie]

see kids this is what happens when you do drugs

[BellsOnHand]

LOL ditch the green sheet Danny. It depreciates your credibility.

[taisakukaizoku]

@LiquidBert Slyfox is very funny, and a great person which helps me get past some of his bad grammar (I really can't stand bad grammar) but all of his good qualities crush the bad in the end. Slyfox is awesome!

[KongoBoom]

Why are people disliking? This is hilarious

[MrTheCODbeast]

lol new gear wont make your vids better

[T0MMYC123]

i didnt find this in one bit funny?

[OxP2]

@Hardcoregamers100 If you didnt realize the haters are just giving him more publicity!

[KongoBoom]

@Hardcoregamers100 Why are you being a dick? This is a friendly competition. What did he do to the creatures?

[HERO]

The creatures can sense a liar thats why they are mad. you have 88 million views and at the very lowest .payout for a partner ive ever seen on youtuber that is $44,000 for your channel and at the highest its over $300,000 you dont have a better camera because you spend your money on drugs clearly.

[magemarshy]

CREATURE CARL!!!!

[cory1438]

THE CREATURES DESTROYED YOU...SORRY BUT NO NEW CAMERA GEAR

[bitterman16]

I am a creature, and I don't approve this message.

Long live Creature Carl

[JoeKun10]

I agree with the guys saying his videos are annoying, he's just like Fred

[xixsilerxix]

You aren't Jim Carey... and Please can you make a video without you doing that childish fast forward thing? lol sheesh...

[Reisohh]

Not all of us Creatures are like that. I love the videos and support your cause but as one of the creatures I must.

[ambarr17]

Yay for distractions!

[taisakukaizoku]

I am a homie. I don't like these videos not because of bad quality, but because they are annoying.

[thats0mama0luigi]

@taisakukaizoku i argree homies unite

[xixsilerxix]

@taisakukaizoku word, hes annoying and not even bearable to funny

[LiquidBert]

@taisakukaizoku how can you stand slyfox but not this guy? they seem pretty equally annoying to me.

[iShortShotTV]

lol complain about how the creatures are mean to this dick all you want, he called shit on us first and now gets to watch as creature carl wins king of the web, and im so sorry im not being sympothetic to someone who doesnt deserve it

[AfroBenevolence]

Meh, you got a partnership... Have you ever think of saving money? Man is useful, believe me. Then you'll get your lenses and audio stuff... Don't think of getting 7,5k in one shot, you'll get more if you fight for 'em.

But why do you need pro stuff? I mean, I'm looking at your videos and they're fine...

[FendarrT]

This guy is a dick, you don't even know who the creatures are, gtfo, and who is being mean? The critters never even talked to you or about you, retarded

[Chessyfan]

this is pretty pathetic

[Com457]

MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD

[blureh]

faggot

[SgtSmil3z]

-_-"



[RenegadeDiggle]

This guy only has 200k subs.....The Creatures have 200k (different between all 8 people so over a million.) x 8 people so you are totally not going to be first. He is just using hot chicks to get votes nice tatics but won't work against Creatures.

[gohanlover04123]

*hisses* Creatures will prevail. There's nothing u can do to take my vote away from a dancing gumby! Nope.

[MassiveGamerOnline]

@Gandayy its not creature call.. its creature carl....

[Fotelify]

Is this guy mental? 

[BellsOnHand]

Shut up douche! He's freaking smart! He's just hyper...chronically hyper. He explains the topic in an interesting way to hold the listeners interest. DUR. Are YOU mental?

[LinkinParkLPKid]

Sore loser jackass.

[PolarLeafX3]

"seriously creature carl people, this is a 3 year old video.." That explains why... its... not... that funny... but um... using an old video as a ploy to act as if the quality is why you suck is really shallow propaganda o -o It seems like you're trying to make us feel bad because Creature Carl is the better king, a king who commands his people (although a lot of us are kinda immature and talk out of line...) at least they don't play themselves off as something they aren't for votes D:

[theinaccuratetruth]

STFU, this vid is 3 years old everyone. I love creatures and this dude is freaking hilarious too, enter the contest if you want to argue about the money

[Raistblackmagi]

LOL 0:29!

[kwchanchanman]

3 year old video = opportunity to troll = me saying this guy is butt-hurt over losing king of the web when Creature Carl started late.

[nishtabre]

thumb down the mother fuckers!

[hjnsf]

This is terrible, keep it up.

[lifeonanark]

Why are some of the Creatures being so mean? That's not a good representation of us Creature. I apologize for the rude ones, we're actually a nice group of people and don't let these bad apples make us out to be bad. Funny video, but LONG LIVE CREATURE CARL. :D

[StraightUpLazyy]

@lifeonanark Shut the fuck up. Bye.

[thats0mama0luigi]

@lifeonanark there not being mean it most likely fans or they might be jokeing

[weirdman338]

@lifeonanark You do know what he said about the creatures right?

[cory1438]

@weirdman338 what did he say

[weirdman338]

@cory1438 "This Creature Carl character is coming up fast. There's no doubt in my mind that he will catch up, but perhaps if you guys watch my videos, you will change your mind and vote for me, the one who deserves it."

[Trunks4545]

@weirdman338 When did he say that? (Im on the creatures side by the way)

[weirdman338]

@Trunks4545 In one of his previous comments.

[AznFoxBoi]

@lifeonanark I dont like u Creatures 4 lyfe

[SilverJ17]

@lifeonanark Because some of us are either immature little kids or just plain idiots. Unfortunately, you can't have as many (unique) fans as the Creatures have (I'm subbed to only three of them.) and not have idiots and immature people. There are reasonable creatures though. GGs everyone. We needed this as well.

You're still a 7 (out of 10) to me though. Also, I don't usually like face time type vids, but when I do, it's usually Seamus.

[HyperDriveSlash]

hey douche, you want money for better camera gear?

The Creatures Need money to live, and to do their job. playing games is how they make a living. want to take that money from them?

[schuegrafma]

@HyperDriveSlash Guess what, Danny also lives off his videos. He also needs this money to do his job. Filming himself acting is how he makes a living. want to take that money from him?

[HyperDriveSlash]

@schuegrafma Did i mention, Theres Eight Of Them.

And They Have A LOT More Fans than this... person. He Doesnt Have a Chance. The Creatures Have over 750,000 Votes.

But...

As they saying goes,

May the best win.

[pokemonmaster515]

@schuegrafma Yup There is 8 of the creatures I think they need it more.....

[kopifighter]

....1 word

Lame!

[kctwistie2]

seriously creature carl people, this is a 3 year old video..

[CingerNebojsa]

I don't think they get it that this is a 3 year old video haha xD

He just got a shit ton of views on a video with ads.

Good on ya Danny!

[Basenumber16]

all us creatures should thumbs it down and flag it!

[TheHeartlessNerd]

@Basenumber16 What would you flag it for... I'm a creature through and through... but I don't see anything flag-worthy in his videos...

[Baelgun007]

What's with the hating ? You don't feel what Danny feels . Even you have a broad thinking , it will still get narrow if that happens to you . THIS is Danny's WORK . To make it better . We don't need your hating.er.face . Upicku Materinu .

[MartinTjen]

Well.. i have lost the respect i had towards you pal', in the video for your campgain i told the creature supporters to calm down and stop the hatred, but now you are promoting yourself, placing you in a higher place than the creatures, telling everybody how you need gear and cameras to be "better", well the creatures is a group of individuals who need the money to invest in their work.

[MegaSonicKing]

@MartinTjen Creatures also did this 24 hour chairty thing

[bibi8811]

What's up with all the hater comments?

[natsirt777]

I hate that I am giving you money, you are the definition of a douche. You hate the creatures just because they are winning and have a better fan base. You dont. So please leave them alone. And wait for your turn to win.

[sgtCbb]

TEAM SILVERBAXX MEOW hurrdur

[MrISoFr3sh]

NOVAS KICK FTW!

[stasismustbetheilles]

CREATURE CARL NIGGA!!

[Ligalotz]

you're gettin your shit wrecked by the creatures...why? because they have some dedicated fans.

[sean692369]

Do you like how the Creatures have double the votes you have for King of the Web?

[TheySeeMeCampin]

Your not funny, and your to over exposed. Learn to use the shit camera you bought.

[C4Drequests]

I would want a funny shit then a HD view of shit. NUFF SAID.

[VmbGaming]

Why are you so unfunny?

[AsianSwifty]

New cameras and gear isn't gonna persuade anyone to vote for you.

Real content can keep you entertained, no matter what the quality.

"The community prefers Persona over Quality" -TB

[ILikeReallyBigButts]

You try to hard to be funny.. that is worse than being unfunny.

[MblaZe7]

CREATURES FOREVER!

[SuperrEgoo]

VIVA LA CREATURES!!!

[skullpile666]

so i take it u want to be jim carrey and just like him you arn't funny

[jacobdagreenleaf12]

wow ur just horrible at making vids grow up and act your age CREATURES!!

[ShinyLightz532]

... why am i watching this... oh yea to say that u suck

[Roonerish]

CREATURE CARL IS TEH BEST U NOOB

[chupaL0Lbra]

this guy is not funny...at all.....

[sweetkristina07]

i don't really... like this guy ..

[iFoxyFox]

im a little disappointed that he's the only person that made a video for the creatures -__-

dont be sad we have such a large fan base dude, besides your in 2nd place.....

[RetroDriveCinema]

@iFoxyFox not for long TradeChat for Queen!

[sweetkristina07]

@iFoxyFox tradechat actually made a creature video... and nova... and fans

[Jumper76Anton]

He remind me of Özil from Real Madrid.

Though I like Özil better ;d

[Softwaregeezer]

am i the only one thinking this guy is just annoying :|

[me9rob]

Why's this guy wanna come in 1st place so bad? for a camera? you're gonna get 1500 just for coming in 2nd place. Doubt a good camera costs that much

[MegaSonicKing]

@me9rob He already got a camera .Now he needs a good lens FOR 7500 DOLLARS

[The1tFact0r]

this is boring I want 3 min of my life back

[L4Z3RF4C3]

why.does.this.unfunny.bitch.th­ink.periods.can.be.used.for.fu­cking.anything

[zekabroa]

don't hate him creature fans. just let him be, dont give the creatures a bad name ffs

[Jabberxd]

how is he number 2? guy sucks. and doesnt seem as popular. i thought he was gonna be like #5 subscribe in like canada. seems like #5 subbed in nebfhgwvjhfbvkerbveb. some small europeon country nobody has ever heard of. lol i cant spell

[CmdrShepardBrown]

Such a greedy sore loser. You have bad sportsmanship.

[Gillbobjones03]

Guys don't hate on this guy. I support the creatures but they wouldn't want us to troll the competition. (p.s i have never heard of this guy before)

[meme4567890PSN]

Sooooo this is what Fred would be like if he hit puberty?

[Darktimeleader]

Really, tell me how this is funny, please. A camera will make the videos worse because i'll see your ugly face clearer, and your high pitched talking will make my ears bleed.

[TheMinecraftInformer]

HA CREATURE CARL HAS YOUR VOTES...TIMES THREE! CREATURE CARL FTW!!!

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

I dont understand! Y does he have subscribers?

[FretfulRogueHD]

@Snarks4Breakfast Spot on.

[iDubsteppin]

U MAD BRAHHHHHHH? SUCK OUR TITTIES

[SaayWuuut]

umad

[tylerguy12]

guys creatures haters whatever his videos can be better with proper gear.

dont talk shit unless you know about what you talking shit on

[WastedSystem12]

did you fill out the police report already for the amount of rapage Creature Carl gave you???

[AshkirMC]

gay shit xD!

[rscrazyhater]

Stop trying to be like dane cook, just because you change your voice or make wierd sounds does not make you funny.

[darthyoshi217]

Nope dont like

[jacobdagreenleaf12]

meow

[Crystalnite4]

He's just butthurt that he had a huge lead and then Creature Carl comes out of nowhere and wins the entire thing..

[Blakethesnake9000]

@ConvertedRehab He will never win! CREATURE CARL FTW

[robbieMack100]

CREATURE CATS :3 meow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArghCake]

I got distracted from writing notes, so i watched this. but then half way through I got distracted to get a tissue to blow my nose. But before I finished, I stopped and played the piano, but stopped after a while. Then I went to the kitchen, then I'm watching this and now writing this. And now I'm going to finger a goose. Wait what?

[MegaHalo3maniac]

This guy is good in all but he needs to stop trying to appeal to the creature's fans...that just makes him look like a leech.

[GreaseMongrel]

@JohnnyTheTsunamie That's what I thought too. I almost feel like I should start voting for TradeChat so this annoying fuck doesn't get second. We all know creature carl has already won.

[926902]

YOUR SHOW IS AMAZING

YOU NEED TO DO A SHOW ON OLD PEOPLE

[iminabandyo]

ooo look a new video

[Ryan860809]

Danny you need to make new videos man! They are awesome!

[Cheerpanda123]

Did he say Bailey??? That's my name ^.^

[Apples420rasta]

at 2:09 your left eye has some sort of twitching problem haha you have some funny shit keep it up!!!

[KingOfWolves1000]

0:18

Face, face, face. LAWLS

XDDDDDDDDDD

[atomicfauts1]

you should make one about why grls like big wavcsodavavv wangs :}

[yannis2307]

''sometimes i dream that i eat people...with rice''

you ain't doing it right: people go better with tomato salad according to MY dreams..that way you dont distinguise blud too lol...

[yannis2307]

''sometimes i dream that i eat people...with rice''

you ain't doing it right: people go better with tomato salad according to MY dreams..that way you dont distinguise blud too lol...

[SpazDillinger]

I have just noticed ur pupils are so dialated...meaning ur r on Speed

[jesse07750]

2:37

[adrianoET98]

lke the part from 0:0 to 2:57

[SheWraith]

I saw an interesting article on the net, and I was wondering...would you please do a show on cannibalism and it's role in cultures around the world? Thanks, and have a wonderful day! =)

[UNDERGROUND710]

hey Danny Dragisha Grozdich can you do a show on rap

[ajharloop]

lolz

[DaNo123zZz]

Danny ... You are the perfect mixture of Dane Cook and Jim Carrey

[DaNo123zZz]

30 Seconds.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!! i wish i could do that

[macic666dp]

I got distracted by a Steam window pop-up while watching this. xD

[kittenluvful]

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[covenantdrum]

Can you do a video on how to make a home-made pizza??? THANKS SO MUCH! IM HUNGRY MAN!

[IstalkBananas]

I am in love with you man!!

[scenemonster101]

the goose goes hu hu hu hu hu hu..I like gooses :D

[livvyandgreta]

I just started watching dannys videos today and I FREAKIN LOVE THEM!!!!!! it's seriously like 3 in the morning and I'm still laughing my head off!!!!! GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

-3 your newest lemon drop! :)

[Crimzoid21]

@livvyandgreta watched him since last summer :3

[SijanChyangba]

dude... i need help, i don't know if this works this way but "my exams are coming soon and i can't concentrate .. i don't even want too look at my book"..... i think you can do something about this... plz make a video abt CONCENTRATION like u did in DISTRACTION ...

[TheMistermanboy]

Do a video on national sports!!

[XxxShino]

Lol 2:10 funny face :D

[nicholehulabear3]

stop the vid on 2:9

[FloppyEmperor]

XD I'm sorry, I was having a lack of ability to pay attention whilst day dreaming I was fingering a goose. Har har har

[fionadlf]

lmao im supposed to be writing a biography

[LiveLaughLove748]

the plural or goose is definitely geese people.

[ceilingcatlover1331]

PLease, I'm begging you, come watch our new show!! The Dumb and Dumber Show! Leave a comment on what you want us to talk about, please, nothing disgusting. Please, keep ur perverted minds out of our comment box! Shank You!!

[Simple7ify]

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

[thechrigeo]

8 = GOOSES

[zanderbal]

I love fingering goose!

[Got2BsUPER17]

lol you have the best funny faces. Not many people can pull that off without looking ugly. You remind me of Robert Downey Jr.

[KiKo4211995]

hold 5 down :D

[exmruniverse]

i love you

[Nwitty007]

Hold 9 down:)) LOL

[mcdlsgluva]

I got distracted while watching this video on distraction hahahahahahahahahha :)

[Tailz8000]

rappidily click 0:31 lmao

[Quickpk]

Hey there:P Greets from Romania. ;;) i was wandering if u could do a fun video about Romania- the land  of idiots * ahead with the president*

[Jashfish]

I was trying to watch your video but I got distracted. What were you saying?

[chrissydenholm]

A good way of.... Sorry what was i saying... I got distracted