Al Bundy: Crimes against Obesity

[MrKing8050]

"arent you open?"

"Sorry maam but unlike your mouth we occasionally close"

[Gtrplyr1]

what about a walrus?

[TheXander360]

the judge died i here :( rip

[TheXander360]

i lost a kindergarten class that way

[Maverick2012ish]

2 people are obese bastards, looool

[bluesman341]

@Tabitha43-- Hey T-- There's another great Al Bundy vid---'Al and Bud Bundy 20 years later'-'funny as hell-check it out!!!--Al Bundy for President!----wow Peg for first Lady--!

[H4rm3t]

i lol'd when they ramdomly said big mac etc.

''dip him in chocolate'' if i was al bundy i would be laughing, that would probaby be the best day off my life.

[CasinoPimp]

"1,2,3,4, you're gonna fall through the floor!" I really miss this show.

[CasinoPimp]

"I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas!" This is just genius!

[78nfg]

Try the moon you'll weigh less there

[FordmanFender]

GET THE TRANQUILIZER GUN,IM AFRAID WHERE GUNNA HAVE TO TAG AND RELEASE THIS THING,lmao,i love this show..

[jvztin94]

HAHAHA! Al Bundy is the man!

[MrBennetzen]

Average weight of all the women in this video: A Metric ton!

[TheXander360]

you yell "moo" and ill stop hahaha im a big woman at heart being a gay guy and i love Al

[nailaunique]

Lol 2:00 Thats The Mom Form House

Of Payne :D

[1029384756637]

Bukini! Fake :D

[kelsonjamie]

they just need to stop. Al got a joke for everything they say.

[vincentx915]

TV was never the same again after Al Bundy...

[Shenruss]

Okay, why the hell are these women are tripping when its THEIR issue with their bodies. You hate the fat jokes....LOSE the weight!

You mean to tell me these women can essentially hold him hostage and destroy his property, but he can't say something that is PAINFULLY obvious?

Bullshit!

[kelsonjamie]

@Shenruss that funny women don't like fat jokes. what about all those jokes about a man penis size. 

[TheGonzoArt]

@kelsonjamie It's funny you said that, Roseanne said that Tom Arnold (her ex husband) had a small dick. Tom simply stated that a fighter jet is always going to be smaller than the grand canyon.

[kelsonjamie]

@TheGonzoArt hell yeah lol. that is some funny shit.

[P0oDoll]

@TheGonzoArt HAHAHAAAHHHH that's an AWESOME comeback! She deserved that one XD hahahaaa XD

[goochmaher007]

i love him

[DeltyBoy]

one two tree four you gona fall through the floor :D

[edwinm1]

haha pause at 1:00 jeffersons cracking up

[bluesman341]

God, I miss this show...Women hate it-I never knew one woman that watched this show. Al Bundry --a an American Legend-Psyco Dad

[KirstenPagsuyuin]

@bluesman341 I watched it! 

[03kenseth]

@bluesman341 Mine does. she bought me the full 13 seasons on DVD.By the way she is skinny.lol

[artistictalent]

@bluesman341 Are you kidding? I LOVE this show!! (And yes i am a girl ^_^ )

[kellytaylorjenegarth]

@bluesman341 I'm a woman and it is my favorite!!

[mrsmuffin88]

@bluesman341 I love Married....With Children Al Bundy is amazingly funny!!! I find this funny and not offensive at all. I watch this every morning on TBS and can't get enough. Al Bundy is every man's hero!!!

[fuschel89]

@bluesman341 well then u never spoke to me lol

[comedyloverism]

@bluesman341 I do

[MrPECKERHEADD]

@bluesman341 LOL! Maybe hefty women didn't like this show. TONS of other women did.

No pun intended.

[DaBearsRockMySox]

@bluesman341 lol are you crazy, i'm a woman and i think this show is hilarious

[TheWazzupPeople]

@bluesman341 I am a woman... and I LOVE Married With Children.

[Tabitha43]

@bluesman341 Me, my mum and sisters all LOVE Married With Childen, one of the greatest shows in TV history. Al Bundy was more of dad to me than my own bastard of a dad.

[ecchirebirth]

@bluesman341 Actually, my mom and sisters loved the hell out of this show. Go figure.

[tonymetgnr]

Even SoccerAMs made with women in mind now

[OROHAYON]

i guess the only dislike is from a really obis woman

[evilsquirrel56231]

One of the few good sitcoms that actually make me laugh out loud. Al Bundy remains a hero for an entire generation of young men.

[edwinm1]

i FUCKN MISS THIS SHOW!!

[yb1elirana]

wich episode is that?

[Kfowlkes09]

I think Al would agree with Peter when he said "Fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat."

[Nikolablm]

1,2,3,4 you gonna fall through the floor hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheYouAndMeK]

Where's the part where he says

"How do you ladies expect to stop, an all city fullback?"

[carlawon]

I know one thing, around all those fat slobs, when peggy walked in she looked like a super model!

[carlawon]

one of the only shows that will still be funny as hell in 40 years.

[1MrKingdomBusiness]

for what tha million pound march 6:56

[MrNickybarnes]

The black lady is on (not red dress) one of those tyler perry sitcoms

[30albundy]

was that opera in the red dress?



[30inventionman]

U cant say those things, you wil get fired in todays market

[HuskerIsNumberOne]

1 2 3 4 you're going to fall thru the floor! LMFAO!

[joeygonzo]

CLASSIC!

[dmorris38290]

They just don't make them like they used to. Brilliant.

[cs512tr]

nowadays, she would come back with 100 lawyers.

[martinlisitsata]

my hero

[krayzeejojo]

LMFAO funny as fuck!!

[itsamenl]

Dip him in chocolate! lol :D

[PeteTheSnowDog1]

Go to a dictionary and look up the term self-deprecation. The definition ? AL BUNDY

[PeteTheSnowDog1]

Woman : "I am looking for the shoe store"......Al : "Well, the blacksmith is right around the corner"

[kellyberry]

im sorry mam unlike your mouth we occasionally close

[AmericanPride1234]

WHO THE FUCK IN THE WORLD WOULD DARE FIND AL BUNDY GUITY? Any jury that would convict Al Bundy obvioulsy is related to Marcy Darcy

[KnightWolf901]

Griff: well you see mamma this is a pliant heel with a cork filling

Al Bundy: where you are a giant seal with a pork filling...XD

[maddy1111ful]

sorry ma'am but unlike ur mouth we occaisonly close...:D

[0ilikeboobies0]

That's low son... Its too low you'll be looking at knee caps, move it up boy move it up.

Al is fucking genius.

[mnail33]

Where has all the Al Bundys gone? That is what is wrong with America we have a bunch of guys afraid to say what is on their mind.

[OutlawRebel117]

"Just a second Judge Cheeto"

[MacGyver0076]

man i would love to have all 11 seasons of this on dvd.

[rrip1]

My favorite episode. This shoe has a pliant heel with cork filling, whereas you are a giant seal with pork filling.

[CyclonicDeath]

LOL Poor Gravity

[RMena64]

1 person is obese 

[beatrice040603]

Thank you for this.

[DylanBStringer91]

Rosie O'Donnell Disliked This Video!!! XD

[afireinside44203]

When a man has to pick a fold and fuck it, you deserve to be made fun of ...

[MrsMupp93]

Women: 2-4-6-8, don't make fun of out weight!!

Al: 1-2-3-4, you're gonna fall through the floor!

OMG hahahahaha XD

[MusicLover8048]

@MrsMupp93 My favorite part too.

[alltopics101]

"I want a balloon"

[tubenachos]

The amazing thing was these women had a sense of humor about themselves. Even with all of Al's insults on TV.

[yermomsaskank]

You really do have to give it to these fat women (not in that way). They went on here knowing that they were going to get made fun of. Lol.

[FishingSeagull]

Who is the Goodyear-blimp that voted thumbs down?

[edwinm1]

@FishingSeagull that would be a moon sized woman

[CaptainJetJakal]

They can't get mad at him, he's only being honest.

[LORDGOAT1976]

I like how they used some of the same Women from old episodes.

[nacho237]

this show wouldnt of seen the light of day in this day n age of political correctness...love this sh!t hahaha

[kikko89]

PhilipStorm//

Can you add to the description that the video is from season 11, episode 9 please?

[intelligentlman]

The first person who pushes the "dislike button" on this page MUST watch all of these fat women as they undress!

[ChromatopelmaDude]

"...yell moo..." - That's just genious! xD

[nerijus221]

4.41 he uses WD-40 for puting on her shoe :DDD

[Valferedir]

Al Bundy is a true inspiration!



[CortSether]

I've never seen a video with no dislikes before.

[naptownbound]

@UcanbeGOD 1 well said good sir well said

[Dragblacker]

Is that black woman with the flower dress Cassi Davis from Tyler Perry's plays/shows/movies?

[slhone]

@Dragblacker Yep that is in deed her!!!

[GMANKOOL23]

@Dragblacker yes

[CaptainJetJakal]

LOL, fat women with orbit.

[HAPPYPANDA53]

the most hilarious fat jokes ever wow man! :D

[LegiaLjubljana]

Al Bundy for president :))

[AlBundytheShoeman]

Best.Show.Ever!

[MeTaLLiCaT8282]

Bundy/D'Arcy '12!

[Maidensfan1]

The million pound march? lol...

[alexoprel]

i would say it to your back only my car has half a tank of gas xD

Al Bundy for the win!

[jstephenj]

@alexoprel I don't mean to sound ignorant, but what does that punchline mean?

[alexoprel]

@jstephenj lol, al bundy says it to a fat lady. he means that if he wants to see her back he needs to drive his car arround, only his car has half a tank of gas.

[jstephenj]

@alexoprel I could never understand that punchline because I thought the gas remark was implying that the woman was an oversized truck.

This show was, and still is hilarious to this day. It was so much better than other shows because they weren't trying to be high brow or sophisticated like Cheers or Friends. I wonder if network or cable television could ever produce a show like this today. Damn was this show groundbreaking back in the day.

[wizkid01]

3:03 how dare you say that to my face!..... well id say it behind your back but my car has only got half a tank of gas!!! lol!!!

[TiteufVelinov]

did i tell you how pretty you look today?

[jonhdoe1395]

best episode

[bjoh249]

I can't believe these women are proud of being obese. Don't they know how unhealthy it is??

[classicphile]

The woman Al insults as a giant seal in the opening scene here was also in the very first episode of MWC in the first season. She was wearing a big blowsy red dress and her kid says to Al "I want a balloon". And Al responds: "You already got one"

[MrConredsX]

Al bundy hates French and fat women

[magraumsv]

lmao

[boredstudent]

DIP HIM IN CHOCOLATE!! it's the woman with the chocolate: it's not just for breakfast anymore and her daughter. the black woman in the dress (not the red dress) is Cassi Davis. she's in the show House of Payne

[higgs17]

I'm not sure what I trying to do. But no I wont quit, fuck you feminist skank, go watch gilmour girls. If Al Bundy was real he would hate you.

[terminx12]

If he was the president of the united states most of our obesity problems would be gone

[higgs17]

the last show men had. damn feminists

[Parkerkun]

@higgs17 QFT.

[higgs17]

@Parkerkun I'm sorry I have no idea what QFT is. Queefs and Farts Together? That's a talent.

[Gawdziwwa2]

@higgs17 I think it might mean "Quit fucking trying" or something.

[Need4Jump]

@higgs17

It means Quoted for Truth

[sacr3]

@higgs17 Amen. Today its just women insulting men, if a man insults a woman its considered "sexist". This was the last show that men could watch. House does a pretty good job too, bout it though.

[oktoberK]

@higgs17 I know. Can't they leave us alone.

[stevensw]

"I don't think I have any coupons for krill..." ROFL

[sk8terboyzify]

lol at when the judge says order

[stevensw]

thank god nowadays welfare pays better than a shoe salesman

[rocky9298]

al bundy for president

[dubbeltid]

Hillarius <3

[DylanBStringer91]

1:52 2-4-6-8 Don't Make Fun Of Our Weight!!! 1-2-3-4 You're Gonna Fall Through The Floor!!!

[RonRaziel]

"Chocolate its not just for breakfast anymore"

Lets see how many people noticed...

[Theburn77]

hams across america

[Deavi783]

"Oh I think gravity has its hands full right now."

[eddiecaryl]

best sitcom ever

[barty1995]

That's low son...it's too low all you'll see are kneecaps!!

[TheLiberalsSuck]

Tag & Release...awesome!

[Thegreatjoker13]

thats low son lol

[Robotechfan99]

@Thegreatjoker13 its too low, you'll be looking at knee caps, move it up, move it up

[F4Wildcat]

omg i keeep laughing on this!

[UcanbeGOD]

That man won so few battles but always fought well.

[rocky9298]

@UcanbeGOD al bundy for president

[sabbathian]

@UcanbeGOD Best comment ever about Al Bundy .....respect

[Glasya666]

Best episode ever.

[wictor777]

@Glasya666 i bloody agree! :D