Soiled Shortz Presents: Don't Touch

[thefaboloussob]

1:05 It's Eric Forman, & Justin Bieber (as a man.)

[Rolco64]

This is way too funny! As young people in High School, we used to mouth off to those Health and Highway Safety movies. The imitation of a Wah Pedal is flawless! Thanks for giving these P.S.A. films the good slap they so richly deserve!

[soiledshortz]

@Rolco64 Thank YOU for watching and for laughing along! :D

[averagejoe0073]

This was totally awesome!!! LOL

[soiledshortz]

@averagejoe0073 Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

[Iamafishproductions]

OH SHIT- *BOOM!*

That always makes me burst out laughing.

[soiledshortz]

:) I'm glad!

[Xalder1]

5:53 two seconds after looking at that moron's face I was thinking and waiting for you to go "Duuuuhhhhh"

[soiledshortz]

hahaha "DURRRRR"

[madhobbit]

your humour is cool :D

[soiledshortz]

Thanks! I appreciate that!

[Xalder1]

"sometimes we hand them out at halloween"

"population control- you know"

[pittland44]

What the hell is with these sound effects?

[Ing213]

wow...yeah I did expect a more...bang. It did look like only a mild annoyance.

[soiledshortz]

Haha They should have done a safety video for "Whipper-snappers"! ;)

[Ing213]

I'm just disappointed we didn't get to see a dummy bite it...sigh. It's just like Cloverfeild all over agian!.

[soiledshortz]

:) I know. I expected him to just be a pile of ashes. I was disappointed...

[noseyb]

This looks like a job for Ranger Dick!

[soiledshortz]

hehe :)

[hamsaini]

Hey Soiled, this one is among your best shortz! Please, keep 'em coming! I love the labelmaker comment, hilarious!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks hamsaini! I plan on making more, so stick around and I hope you will enjoy them as well! Thanks again!

[Brooklyn83]

Oh wow, this is definately your best work! Hillarious! I love how they tried to make this guy into some kind of hot shot. You should do some more of these 70's shorts. They bring back memories for me. Where do you find them?

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!!! Haha I know, he is now officially my hero. I'll look into some of those shorts. I find them in the internet public domain archives.

[soiledshortz]

God I love Leslie Nielson. Bomb eating Mogwai. This is what the bomb squad needs to look into investing in... As per the tnt sweat, I still remember a MacGyver episode that dealt with that, and more recently an episode of Lost. Much more tense than a cap.

[pittland44]

What if we use blasting caps to take out the high school musical people? Are the caps still a threat then or have they become a tool for bettering the community?

[soiledshortz]

You bring up an excellent point. However, I believe that would be under the intended uses of the caps. It would be "bettering our community" for sure! ;)

[seanharv]

Pretty big slam on the driftwood community at 3:50.... but still relatively completly hilarious

[soiledshortz]

:D I hope I didn't offend the driftwood community, I hoped they'd find the humor in it! ;) Thanks for watching!

[daneboe]

Awesome! I love these!

[soiledshortz]

Haha thanks!

[pittland44]

Loved the Police Squad/Naked Gun reference.

[soiledshortz]

Thanks! ;) I was hoping someone would!

[xshamethestrongx]

man this short is horrible, great job tearing it a new one though.

keep um comin

[soiledshortz]

Thanks again man! I've got more planned, so keep on watching!

[MariomanProductions]

My great grandfather blew up some stumps with explosives once. You could just walk into a store and buy TNT.

Man, I wish the world was like that now.

[soiledshortz]

That's crazy.

Yeah, but there are plenty of crazies that would use that stuff for less than good intentions.

And then these house-calling safety-men would be very busy...And who would want that? ;)

[GoblinXXX]

But you know, it occurs to me that the short broke one of the cardinal rules of film: Anything marked as "Explosive" in a movie WILL explode at some point. That guys car definately should have blown up.

[soiledshortz]

:D It would have improved the quality of the "film" 10-fold.

[johnmayersgirl]

: )

Probably one of my favorite ones yet.

Good job babe.

HILARIOUS>

[soiledshortz]

Thanks Addie!!! ;)

[GoblinXXX]

I don't think I saw this as a kid, but I do remember commercials warning about blasting caps back in the 70s.

Interesting that no one raised the question of whose garage that was and if maybe they had the right to have some blasting caps.

[soiledshortz]

I saw a couple of other videos on it too. Must have been a big problem back then.

[GoblinXXX]

According to our explosives dude in the short, they were losing track of like 100,000 a year or something ridiculous like that. Maybe they should have aimed educational shorts at the idiots losing the damn things, instead of kids.

[soiledshortz]

xD You got a good point there. Seriously.

[soiledshortz]

I saw a couple of other videos on it too. Must have been a big problem back then.

[TomMSTie]

LMAO! I have to be honest, when I first read the title, I was like, "uh, is this about what I THINK it's about?"

I'm having way too much fun yelling KABOOM! every couple of minutes! Thanks soiledshortz!

[GoblinXXX]

LOL, yeah, when the explosives guy said "Are the blasting caps in here?" and touched the garage door, I shouted BOOM!

[TomMSTie]

I think I did that too. JINX!

[GoblinXXX]

I guess I owe you a Coke!

[pittland44]

But he didn't go crazy and kill everyone Smithers.

[TomMSTie]

Silence you! Now about that coke.

[soiledshortz]

Haha no problem Tom, I love the title. It conveys a slightly different type of film...

[TomMSTie]

Bow-chicka-wow!

[889654]

Wow, were there actual guys who dealt with blasting caps? And I thought in the 1970s the biggest threat to American freedoms were bugged phones at the hotels.

[soiledshortz]

Haha I wonder if it was a highly sought after career. I wanna be a blasting cap safety man who makes housecalls.

[buukillyou]

That will do pig, that will do. lulz.

[soiledshortz]

Thanks T.

[ROFLSoup]

"Ohp, Sorry I just teleported" XD That would have been epic the video skipped again when he about dropped his hat. That guys supposed to be handling explosives? He reaks of Glavin. Great Job!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks so much!! xD on the Glavin comment

[1000huzzahs]

Def. your best one yet.

lolz@ "wakkachikawakkachicka" (nod to servo), Village People song quotes, "I wasn't touching myself," what explosives have done, "just teleported," "population control," and "label w/ a label maker."

I'm hearing your MN accent for the first time, too.

Seen "Nostalgia Chick?" I'd love to do an entire movie, host segs and all, with you me and her. (she doesn't know this, lol.) I think she's the same age as us too. Weird how that happens. Check her out, she's hilarious.

[soiledshortz]

Haha thanks for the comment and the quotes RiffChick.

Uff-da, it's showing? Oh dear.

I'll be sure to check out her vids. I just watched a little of one and it seemed pretty brilliant. Oh and I'm probably not wholly against the entire movie thing, just wonder if I will have the time. Keep in touch on it though, and let me know your ideas!

[1000huzzahs]

oh yeah the time thing is big for me too. it would take a while. and here's how it would work: I'd animate the shadows and host segs. I'm still working on our first collaboration - you're "catbot" in that, remember? he animates pretty well. See, that way she could come from wherever, me from PA, and you from MN and meet in cyberspace through the magic of adobe flash.

[soiledshortz]

Yeah, sounds good. Oh Adobe, is there anything you can't do?

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Yaaaaaaaay! This was hilarious!

"Be sure to catch me on the Discovery Channel show Dirty Jobs!" XD I see the resemblance!

Great job five stars!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks again!!! I'm very glad you liked it! It took me a while to do another full-length, but I hope it was worth the wait!