DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE QWIB-QWIB

[geilman]

LOL at the other two ship names. It would make his last name Vas Deferens or Vasectomy

I love you bioware.

[Myriokephalon]

Wait, vas Iktomi? vas Defrahnz? Does that sound like what I think it sounds like?

[sexygrandpamidget]

i bet the qwib qwib plays quarian dubstep 24/7

WUBWUBWUBWUBWWUBWUB

[IinferusS]

That is hell of a name.

[megafio]

FANTASTIC editting! when Tali says "Do Not Ask About The-" Shepard cuts her off asking about it lol. Maximum hilarity achieved.

[whitebread1301]

The Quib-Quib is single handedly going to destroy multiple Reapers in an epic cutscene.

[PowerupLink]

They never did say what kind of ship the Qwib-Qwib was?

[DannyEastes]

@PowerupLink I like to believe it's like the Death Star

[qwertyuiop298]

it takes BALLS to captain the Qwib-Qwib

[steeveseven]

do not ask abo-you have a ship named Qwib-Qwib?

[kunven]

what is more humilliating?

Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib Quib

Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Defranhz

Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Iktomi

[TheIvanNewb]

@kunven Anything that does not refer to the lower region of a human male, which is also slang for the lower region in the lower regions of many human cities :P

[neon5162]

the Qwib-qwib is the ewokeian name for the deathstar

you see in a alternate timeline that explosion didnt destroy it but merly sent it hurtaling through demonsions and in this one the ewoks were the once who had control of the deathstar

[deepfinity]

7 people have a ship named Qwib-Qwib

[TheIvanNewb]

@deepfinity If I'm ever gonna buy a ship, she shall be named the Qwib-Qwib. I'm serious about that, it's a cute name :3

[Fourmalletz]

Star Trek: Qwib Qwib.

[imjowsef]

Tali: "Rule 1: you do not ask about the ship name

Rule 2: YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE SHIP NAME"

Femshep: "Y it called quib quib?"

Tali: "fucking newfags"

[Poodleinacan]

Fear the Qwib-Qwib!

[DoctaSmoove]

C'mon guys. Mark Meer's not that bad. Femshep's just better

[UntoTheBreach24]

Anderson: "We're going to need every species, and all their ships, to even have a chance at defeating the Reapers!"

Shepard: "Even the Qwib-Qwib?"

Anderson: "ESPECIALLY the Qwib-Qwib."

[AresimSoto]

Tali:Do not ask about the na-

Shepard: You a ship named Qwib-Qwib?

LMAO, That was some awesome Editing right there....

[babbies321]

Heh. Vasectomy.

[cornvp]

2 years later and many views later, i finally realised there was scrotum jokes in this conversation. so damn stupid. :(



[Rygith]

vas Deferens or vas Iktomi.

Fuckin Clever.

[jerminfested]

Vas Ikomi ha!

[Hellsing666x]

Admiral Zal'Koris vas Ballsack... Has a certain ring to it.

[ragnorokh]

If I was president, I would want Qwib-Qwib.

[faolan1313]

..Am I the only one who doesn't get the joke behind the name "Qwib-Qwib"? Is it just supposed to be funny sounding or what..

[dancinginfernal]

@faolan1313 It's just ridiculous. Plus they get the chance to make a scrotum joke with the "Deferens" and Iktomi.

Vas Deferens.

Vas Iktomi.

Oh Bioware.

[faolan1313]

@dancinginfernal I got both of those. Thats why qwib-qwib threw me off, there was no obvious joke there so either it was some reference I didn't get or just, a random silly word they made up. Never can tell with bioware.

[superpiemonster]

ME3 Spoiler the Normandy is destroyed by a reaper and now you must use the qwib qwib to destroy the reapers

[hamsterminator]

I too, am proud of the Qwib qwib.

[Sevenzig]

vas Deferenz or vas Iktomi. Haha scrotum jokes.

[ISNIICE]

I love how you didn't even wait for Tali to finish the fucking sentence before asking about the Qwib-Qwib. Hilarious clip.

[TheArchimado]

I will piss myself if the Qwib-Qwib if the BIGGEST FUCKING DREADNOUGHT EVER. Just watch.

[Goatmon]

For those who don't know, the ships that the admiral mentions about possible transfers are actually puns.

If Koris actually became captain of either of those ships, his title would be Vas Defrahnz (Vas deferens) or Vas Iktomi (Vasectomy) both of which are terms related to male reproduction. :3

[RHCPndRATM]

@TheBIOPRINCE Dude... You totally taken this way out of proportion...I'm guessing your gay or something? Or your dad is? Maybe u can pick female for girls who wanna play also, if your a guy and u have sex with or flirt with a guy in a videogame... Your gay...

[RHCPndRATM]

Every video iv seen on YouTube Shepard is a girl... You no u can romance and have sex in the game... And if your a guy, playing as a girl, and you romance and have sex with a guy, even if you do it as a joke... Your Gay

[TheBIOPRINCE]

@RHCPndRATM Gay would be a manshep romancing kaidan/garrus/jamesvega in ME3. There are thousands of male protagonists, and most people that play as the femshep do so to see something different, and others because they like don't Mark Meers poor voice acting And finally there are lesbian options too

You are just an idiot like so many others here in Youtube. Why can you people just shut up and enjoy both options Bioware has put in the game? The worst part is that your argument is completly stupid.

[lorddoa]

@RHCPndRATM Wrong "You're" dumbass bigot

[EmbiggenedJ]

Qwib-Qwib: Promethean for FUCK YOU.

[MunchyToast001]

If I want to live on a ship ... i DO NOT want its name to sound like somebody is cleaning the floor.

Squish Squash Qwib Qwib wash.

[Gravesend83]

Just you watch, the Qwib-Qwib is going to be a giant Dreadnought in ME3.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Gravesend83 Nah, I doubt it. (Please, Bioware?)

[xxbrkdwnxx]

@Gravesend83 it'll be a reaper. and not just any reaper. but a even bigger reaper. bigger than normal. and we'll have to team up with the other reapers to take him down. just like in Peter Griffins "Bigger Jaws"

[Hiraghm]

@Gravesend83 - The Qwib-qwib is a tiny little ship, maybe too small to even support a single human. It is a berserker killer created by the Red Race. Qwibbian Qwibbian Kel, two secrets you must not tell. From "Berserker Base" by Fred Saberhagen. It has small jumps in and out of other spaces going for it, and it can build more of its kind. Berskers are under a compulsion to capture, not destroy Qwib-Qwibs.

[Kreuzritter1989]

@Gravesend83 That will be a hilarious site :D

[LoveBlainezz]

vas Iktomi = Vasectomy

vas Defrahnz = Vas deferens (part of the male anatomy)

Lulz.

[Nekhet]

Hmmm... considering how the other two names, Iktomi and Defrahnz would sound like with "vas" in front of them Koris shouldn´t be too ashamed of Qwib-Qwib.

[jeramahia123]

Soldier: "It's the Qwib-Qwib! We're saved!"

Other soldiers: "(snicker)! What!? What!?"

Quarians:"Grrr, ok, that's it, no saving for you."

Soldiers: (Still laughing)

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

Tali: Don't ask about the Qwib Qwib.

Shepard: OK

Tali: Good

Shepard: What's the Qwib Qwib?

Tali: The fuck did I just say?!

[dylanbiancamano]

hahahahaha Zaal'Koris vas Iktomi

[ramjet94]

What if the Quib Quib is like some sort of mega super battle cruiser or something in ME3?

[Warrior7662]

I always laugh when admiral koris says: "i am proud of the qwib-qwib"

[angrywhitebird22]

yeah i agree qwib qwib is probally a huge overpowered death ship murdering reapers as it goes while they play the qwib qwib anthem then koris will be like I am PROUD SERVING THIS SHIP CALLED THE QWIB QWIB!!!

[TheObzfan]

1st rule of the Qwib-Qwib : DO NOT talk about the Qwib-Qwib

[SacridFire]

We better get to see the Qwib-Qwib in ME3.

[Dragosmart]

@SacridFire it's gonna be a freaking dreadnought, I'm sure

[herman1francis]

@SacridFire The qwib qwib is gonna be the main ship in the hopeless defense of the galaxy in ME3!

Haarbinger dying: Defeated by a silly ship named QWIB-QWIB!

Admiral koris: We will not flee because of petty insults!

[Th3SmartAlec]

@SacridFire I'd ve honored to serve aboard the...the...(Bursts out laughing)

[ThatGunslinger]

Tali: Do not ask about the n-

Shepard: YOU HAVE A SHIP NAMED QWIB-QWIB?

[TheStarTreker]

"Oh, here we go." Lol. I love you Tali. Man she is so sweet. :D

[LordManda2]

The Qwib-Quib will be our ultimate weapon in our fight against the Reapers! >:)

[Girkon]

@LordManda2 I would not be surprised in the slightest if in Mass Effect 3 we see a massive fleet lead by the mighty Qwib-Qwib.

[macandfriends]

wait... iktomi?...

*thinks*

Koris vas iktomi... Vas iktomi... vasiktomi... vasectomy?

[AlexSDU]

@macandfriends

LOL. You sure got a thumb up from me.

[GhostLink92]

@macandfriends Vas Defrans is even worse.

[Zoran54321]

@macandfriends That's the joke

[lukeizcoming4u]

Quib Quib

[unlessitsafarm]

ASKS ABOUT THE NAME

[mikekiwidude]

tali- dont ask about the na....

Sheped- you have a ship named QWIB QWIB

Tali- THE F@CK DID I JUST SAY!!

[tvap1122]

@mikekiwidude Beat me to it. Lol

[TheRaivaaja]

"This is admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the na..."

"YOU HAVE SHIP NAMED QWIB-QWIB!?!"

[PhantomLyric]

lmao!!! "She was like, fuck you bitch... Do you have a ship by the name of the Qwib-Qwib"

[oriontic]

you just know the Qwib-Qwib is going to end up being the biggest and baddest motherfuckin warship in the Migrant fleet...

[unlessitsafarm]

*facepalm*

[shadowg3]

The first option taken after "Don't ask for it" XD

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Let garrus take a look at the ship im sure he can calibrate it.

[551Music]

@TheAtomicusBomb You sir made my fucking day. Thank You lol

[ScotishChristian]

Wow I really missed the w button on that comment. Ah well you get the picture.

[TheIlRev]

Vas Deferens....I just got the joke after playing the game about a bajillion times....

[supervegito2277]

whats funny is that one of the ship names is vas iktomi

vasektomi,, which is male sterilization, and i think the other is ejaculation...

AKA very perverse jokes...

[deltasniper1023]

My Shepard: you have a ship named qwib-qwib?

Romanced Tali: Goddammit Shepard. thats it you arent getting any tonight.

Admiral: What was that Tali Zorah?

Tali: Nothing

Shepard: dammit

[Sedines]

...a nice respectable name like Vas Defrahnz or Vas Iktomi. :p

[sangyuni96]

ALL ABOARD THE QWIB QWIB

[Thongger]

and then the Qwib-Qwib makes the Destiny Ascension look like a small tug-boat

[Wolfsrain90]

Also just noticed the gesture Tali does at 0:08. It makes sense for someone mildly exasperated, but then you realise that she can't actually rub her forehead...because she wearing a faceplate.

Awkward.

[Wolfsrain90]

Vas Deferens, Vas Ichtomy.

Lol'd when I first heard this.

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Fishy Fish testicle.

[UniversalVision]

And a QWIB QWIB here, and a QWIB QWIB there.

Here a QWIB! There a QWIB!

Everywhere a QWIB QWIB...

Tali: SHUT UP!

[sadailinikada86]

Weapons officer, target the Qwib-Qwib! Stop laughing and fire!

[FanimusMaximus]

I'm actually tempted to one of my kids Qwib-Qwib.

[Mr92LargeMammal]

Why does he prefer names that have something to do with male genitals... or is it a joke pointed at other Quarian captains?

[TheForeignGamer]

"Do not ask about the name"

Everyone playing "Damn straight I'm gonna ask about the name! >:D"

[Kerberoz01]

people who don't get it need to go back to middle-school Health and PAY ATTENTION this time

[TheGodlikeDragon]

I LOL when I first heard that name.

[TheMet306]

The Qwib Qwib should be in Mass Effect 3.

[jediyoshi64]

The Qwib-Qwib is totally gonna take out like 5 Reapers is ME3

[TheMartini1234]

Shepard: You have a ship named Qwib-Qwib?

Tali: God, Shepard! You can't just ask people why they have ships named Qwib-Qwib!

[RH1169]

Qwib-qwib = huge bunny

[linkieloos]

I'll bet the Qwib-qwib is the size of a Reaper. That or it could go toe-to-toe against one.

[MunchyToast001]

He should be glad his name wasnt Admiral Zaal´Koris vas Uranus.

[Antlion666]

I heard that after the meeting Zaal'Koris changed the ship name to something else to stop everyone laughing at him.

I think he called it something like 'Harbinger'

[Zombiedude101z]

DO NOT ANGER THE QWIB-QWIB. IT WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL AND LEAVE YOUR BODY A MIDLESS HUSK

[Harryson6]

Asking about the Qwib-Qwib, Heavy risk...but the prize...

[CitizenKahne1015]

@Loliaz Oh, I can hear it now. "We are Qwib Qwib.....What? What are you laughing at?

[CitizenKahne1015]

There are some things you don't talk about in the galaxy. The Qwib-Qwib is one of them, along with how Jersey Shore became popular and the Super Mario Bros movie.

[cjandgunner35]

HAHA if im koris i will be mad

[starmaser]

The quarians are suppose to be the most experienced engineers and most notorious hackers, but they cant change the name of a ship? Sounds reasonable.

[lemindrip]

Harbinger-"Assuming dir- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"

*Death Star blasts Reaper fleet to ash*

Koris-"Fear the power of this fully functional Qwib-Qwib!"

[ScotishChristian]

@lemindrip I could see that.

Han'Gerrel: "I can't believe I'm saying this but we have no choice left. Unleash the Qwib-Quib!"

Soldiers start laughing.

Gerrel: "Stop laughing! The Quib-Quib is the mightiest ship you have ever seen! Open fire Koris!"

Koris: "With pleasure." *Death Star wipes out the Reapers*

Now if things went wrong.

The laser fires misses and destroys Earth.

All ships try to destroy the Qwib-Qwib because of that but the Qwib-Qwib destroys them and the Reapers.

[ScotishChristian]

@ScotishChristian Oops accidently put u instead of w on the first Qwib-Qwib. Ah well.

[wootlegion]

0:15

[Revan498]

Uhh.. vas defrahnz and vas iktomi would actualy be much worse names(vas defarnz is a part of the human colon and vas iktomi is a medial term for the prossses of nuetering a human).

[InCali4Good]

@Revan498 Please don't ever go into medicine.

[MustangGT691]

Idk why but everytime i read the title i imagine arnold screaming it

[TheRandomnatrix]

ME3:

Koris: Reapers, this is Koris of the Qwib Qwib. Surrender or you will be destroyed.

*Laughing over the comm link*

Koris: I hate this ship.

[scapelife]

I will lol with the Qwib-Qwib turns out to be a giant ship.

[DeathKitsuneSpirit]

Mass Effect 3:

Shepard: Wait thats the Qwib-Qwib..... it's so BIG!

Admiral: now you know why i honor Qwib Qwib....

Shepard:...... The name does not fit.

[supuhfly]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT QWIB-QWIB, I TOLD YOU BRO

[sethfafa]

ahhhhh vas deferens is an organ that helps ejaculation, GOD I love bio ware

[swiftkillz]

i got the other two jokes but the quib part is lost on me

[Revan498]

@swiftkillz qwuib qwuib is just a silly sounding name (in any language)

[ForgetMeNot900]

Christ, every time I hear the word "Qwib-Qwib" I fucking lose it!

[ChildishWonders]

this mother fucker would rather be called Vas Iktomy or Vas Defrahnz than Vas Qwib Qwib.

[Daalchii]

Vas Iktomi = Vasektomi

Vas Defrahnz = vas defrans

Dirty bioware

[kocashima]

@Daalchii how is that dirty?

[TheDarthBartus]

@kocashima Not exactly dirty. More lulzworthy I'd say. Zaal\Koris vas Iktomy (sounds like 'vasectomy'). Zaal'koris vas Defrahnz (sounds like 'vas deferens'). Just google it. I loled pretty hard while first seeing this.

[kocashima]

@TheDarthBartus I'll take it

[Daalchii]

@kocashima Vasektomi - cutting a penis to make it sterile

vasdefrans - part of a penis

[kocashima]

@Daalchii just a little 2 much info

[Daalchii]

@kocashima I don't know where you come from, but over here we have a rule. Don't ask don't tell

[kocashima]

@Daalchii im from canada

[sinisteroglop]

Koris vas Defrahnz or Koris vas Iktomi? Think about it.

[abpire]

im sure quib-quib is a word from halo and means in Elitelanguage.

Really giant motherfucking heavy armed supercarrier-Forerunner dreadnought hybrid

[Teraskas]

0:35 "The Iktomi", you mean like Admiral Korris Vas Iktomi ? oh lord lol. xD

[Dracos1337]

I want QWIB QWIB! I will take it on a ride around the galaxy and destroy dreadnoughts and reapers with it.

[TheJackster99]

ME3 Secret Ending: *Sheperd gets knocked out and humanity is DOOMED*

SUDDENLY A WILD QWIB QWIB APPEARS! *game ends*

[DreamVikings]

The Qwib Qwib is like the space LADA. And admiral Koris is a geth symphatizing red hippie.

[devilthrig]

''You have a ship named qwib-qwib?''

''Yes and it will be the ship that will stop the Reapers''

[JoeKEPRODUCTIONS]

ME 3:

Shepard: Tali, I'm glad you got the quarians to help us take down the reapers! HOLY FUCK WHAT'S THAT HUGE-ASS SHIP?!

Tali: That, Shepard. Is the Qwib-Qwib.

Shepard: O_o

[coldshoulder14]

Best part of those Quarian helmets is that no one can see how embarrassed you really are.

[kingsage18]

what happens on the qwib qwib, stays on the qwib qwib

[020stevenleu]

He did say the Qwib-Qwib is a foreign-named pre-owned vessel from another culture… I totally bet whoever named these ships was that random volus guy on the Citadel selling slightly used spacecraft… you know how that species treats "those clanless quarians"

[Jaramo1]

Better than the last ship, The Qwop-Qwop.

[FL0D0S]

@Jaramo1 it got 50 meters and then tried to headbutt his kneecap?

[m4dm00]

@Jaramo1 that thing never got out of the construction port

[DrRedabc]

Don't all of you know by now? "Qwib" is the direct translation of "Dakka"

Just let that settle in for a second.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Ask about the Qwib-Qwib, heavy risk, but the priize...

[SRSLYlolWTF]

Shepard: Master of tact

[TheOddGamer1]

Asumming Direct Control of Your Qwib - Qwib

[Fasteddy508]

Assuming direct control of your Qwib Qwib

[Kanethedragon]

ME3 quarian fleet high admiral(if there is a high admiral)"damn!the reapers are hitting us hard!call in the qwib-qwib!!!

-epic cutscene with a giant ship comes in-

qwib-qwib commandeer"qwib-qwib to fleet admiral qwib-qwib to fleet admiral we are on standby"

fleet admiral"go at the reapers with everything you got"

in reply"roger that"

qwib-qwib ship then takes out a huge stage with spotlights

reapers destroy stage then start singing"I was destroying all sentient life and I JIZZED IN THE SUN"

[Pairbond]

Do not ask about the na... Do you have a ship called Qwib-Qwib? lol

[th3d3storoy3r]

"Welcome to the Qwib-Qwib, First rule of the Qwib-Qwib: You don't talk about the Qwib-Qwib"

[WooT885]

I would totally fly in a ship called the Qwib-Qwib! :D

[gundamseedathrun]

Ah yes "Qwib Qwib" the previously owned ship whom with we could not change the name to something respectable. We have dismissed that claim.

[ThatDeadGuy234]

@WutzGewdNyeggah LoL



[banfal34]

Joker tell them... I'm Commander Shepard and the Qwib-Qwib is my favorite ship in the Flotilla.

[LastODSTStanding]

Thumbs for Tali facepalm!!

[Dragonzzilla]

"Behold, the Greatest Military Weapon in the Quarian Fleet: the Qwib-Qwib!"

"Hehe,"

*Destroys Harbinger*

(:O

[Bluetavius]

So his name could be:

Admiral Koris vas Defrahnz

OR

Admiral Koris vas Iktomi

Those made me lol when I heard them

[JoshuatheKodiak]

@Bluetavius

I am quite sure that he was joking and those ships do not actually exists. He was just takng shots back at shepard.

[LOLlord117]

@Bluetavius Holy crap, how did I not notice that? Everyone, get in here! Give this gentleman the thumbs ups he desereves!

I mean, vas Iktomi, people. VASECTOMY.

[crazy4sian]

@LOLlord117 Here's another one: vas Defrahnz. VAS DEFERENS

[HisCarlness]

The Qwib-Qwib is going to be the baddest motherfuckin ship in the Migrant Fleet