Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher

[apceacatura1]

and now he has no tsumbs, good night

[guaditarios]

Good Night.

[vick0971]

so family guy didn't made this shit up

WTF!!!

[randezzel27]

wow i had no idea that blood was clear

[Elezistyle]

@DBXguy nooo they didnt! And the book where this was written is damn brutal. I always read it when I was a kid... xD

[TAK91KAT]

@Elezistyle I liked it very much, strange ^^

[rlt34]

what!? this shit is real? wtf germans?

[ToidbioT]

@rlt34 Wait till you find out about the boy that liked to fap all day. xD No seriously, there are some fairytales out there that are even worse.

[rlt34]

@ToidbioT do all your fairy tales end with child mutilation?

[Sivos909]

@rlt34 It's not just Germany, most of them use to end that way, but they have been censored throughout the years. The Grimm stories (which came from Germany) was just the most popular. Like Goldielocks was eaten by the bears and the grandma in Red Riding Hood was also eaten by the wolf where as today she is found in the closet tied up.

[rlt34]

@Sivos909 Word

[SuperJD231]

darf er sich jetzt noch am schwanz lutschen

[derWahreSirRichfield]

@SuperJD231 wenn ers kann

[1812over2]

@SuperJD231 @derWahreSirRichfield WARUM soll man seine daumen brachen wenn man sich am schwanz lutschen will o.O

[HKMetall]

JAJA und soo werden wir deutschen erzogen!

[sanjosesharks39]

@animeseekeralin LOL it actually is a real German bedtime story from the book, "Der Struwwelpeter." You can google it and read the pdf version online.

[xXDaPersonalXx]

voll gruselig.....als ob ein scheinder ins haus knallt :s

[Marnoor]

VOLL BRUTAL 😜

[jdrewmill3r]

WTF, and here i thought FG just made that up. 

[XequR]

@jdrewmill3r nah it's real and we have more of that ^^

[animeseekeralin]

metal song on the background...seems legit..

[BossHossGT500]

what's the name of the song

[lslusa]

I bet little hitler was hearing this storry often.

[BestWishesToHer2011]

Ich fand das als Kind schon grauenvoll :O Da schneidet dieser widerliche Typ ihm einfach die Daumen ab, so ganz ohne gerechten Grund und Anlass... Ich hab den Sinn nicht verstanden, ist doch nicht schlimm, als Kind am Daumen zu lutschen, oh mein Gott :-@ ^^

[Krylov223]

I feel like I would need to be german and stoned off my ass to understand this.

[adimadafaca]

wtf...no wonder hitler was so fucked up

[paradoxparody]

Omg lol the Germans are funny as hell

[devindeleon11]

Now he has no sums goodnight

[xXDubbleFXx]

nau he doesn´t have any more zumps.

[DutchessNightshade]

Das ist sehr toll xD Ich liebe dies!!

[DBXguy]

0:54 it says now your fucked lol

[Zistheone2]

Holy krap! This story is real??!!

[MikeSV1989]

Now he has no zumbs. GOODNIGHT!

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I love the background music. The bass is a little creepy. :D

[bellaITALIA312]

wow my nonna used to read me these stories when i was little!!

[theepicfuntimes]

how did I get here from Team America???

[MrLyren]

As a child I had this book too and even as a child found this book very strange.

Greetings from Germany

[jjj8035]

This is what Nazis did, too.

[DieKisteMau]

@jjj8035

idiot... you dont nothing about germany!

[jjj8035]

@DieKisteMau It's called humor.

[DieKisteMau]

@jjj8035

Ohh sorry, my english is very bad. ^^

[IrapeMidgets]

@jjj8035

Fucking pathetic Americans, always making Nazi jokes whenever they see something about Germany due to how ignorant and fat they are.

[bellaITALIA312]

@IrapeMidgets hahahahaha so true

[jjj8035]

@IrapeMidgets Fortunately I have a high IQ and I work out.

[emanuelfilm]

this was just weird

[herebere444]

Now, he has no thumbs to up!

[acer3573]

My mom, who is German, bought a copy of Der Struwwelpeter for my brother and I when we were toddlers. Can you say "traumatizing?" :/

[empi1290]

"iy comes to little girls who suck thier thumbs, are you listening Sasha?"

[camus21]

Meanwhile in Deutschland

[j0sH092]

THIS IS SATANS LANGUAGE

[LeGuyIncognito]

@j0sH092 You mister, are stupid.

[j0sH092]

@LeGuyIncognito the hell you sayin nigga

[LeGuyIncognito]

@j0sH092 the truth. nothing but the truth.

[j0sH092]

@LeGuyIncognito so it is satan's language..you agree. i knew you'd see it my way

[LeGuyIncognito]

@j0sH092 um, no. Seems like u can't see the whole thing. I'm disappointed.

[DBXguy]

holy shit family guy didnt make this up

[Taur622]

@DBXguy There is a lot of satire that isn't a total fabrication that would surprise you.

[DBXguy]

@Taur622 yeah i really only looked into some of that now its pretty cool.

[Theonewiththebighair]

@DBXguy Welcome to Germany.

[derWahreSirRichfield]

@DBXguy nope =P its one of the stories in the children's book "Der Struwwelpeter" from 1845 =D

[anteracmacash]

Moral of the story: Germans don't need the nazis to scare the crap out of me!

[SilentGuyX]

@anteracmacash Sure, always the bad germans who are Nazis.

[anteracmacash]

@SilentGuyX du kappierst es nicht...

[SilentGuyX]

@anteracmacash 1. Heißt das "kapiert"

2. Ich kapiere es sehr wohl, es geht mir auf die Nerven dass im Kontext zu Deutschland eigentlich immer das Wort Nazi fällt. Dass du nicht gesagt hast dass Deutsche Nazis sind ist mir klar.

[anteracmacash]

@SilentGuyX 1. offenbar bin ich kein deutscher also scheiss auf gramatik

2.da mein Urgroßvater ein gefangener in Dachau war heb ich jedes recht auf nazis zu scheissen bei jeder möglichen gelegenheit

[SilentGuyX]

@anteracmacash Schön wenn dein Urgroßvater in Deutschland gefangen war, aber wen

interessiert das ?

Zudem will ich nicht wissen wie viele Menschen während der Kolonialisierung gestorben sind,

[anteracmacash]

@SilentGuyX wenn du dein wissen einschranken willst dan was machst du auf dem internet?? gaulbst du das mihr als kroaten auch nicht schlecht wird wen jemand "Ustaše" erwähnt??

[TheLolandlol123]

scary shit

[du6167]

Now he has no sambs. Good night.

[EevisandEdhead]

Boy: MOM A MAN JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND SLICED OFF MY THUMBS!!!

Mom: Serves you right...

[josepharchbold]

Lmao this is a real bed time story in germany? WTF??

[HitrockFan]

yeah man...i remember at a night... a ghost like Struwwelpeter stand for my bed... shit man that was creepy... :S

[AustralianKing19]

everythng ze germans make is just fucking scary and evil D:

[TheLonelyGamer24]

this must have creeped the shit out of german kids! the drawings are scary

[notwatyomomsed]

Now he has no sumbs, good night

[YSlimbo]

was isn das fürne Musik xD

[liquidbokii88]

der hat mir als kind die ur angst gemacht...

soll er jezt kommen!!

XD

[LaufenbergMusic]

Moralen waren damals sehr effective

[Spaninator]

Is ja ganz nett, aber die Musik ist furchtbar.

[JansGamechannel]

All guys who know this shit from Family Guy: These storys are old. Dont know how old exactly, but no normal german mother would read this their kids. This author believed, that stories like these would stop bad habits, obviously he was wrong.

Look at fairytales, everwhere in the world. They are alos fucking cruel, but nobody gives two shits.

[leavingbristol]

@JansGamechannel I am from Germany, born 86 and my mum read me that stuff. bloody normal for germans.

[JansGamechannel]

@leavingbristol Pff, ich bin auch Deutsch :P

Ich weiß ja nicht, wo du herkommst... Aber mir wurde sowas nicht vorgelesen^^

Soweit ich weiß, ist es bewiesen, dass Geschichten wie diese schlechten Einfluss auf Kinder haben, das ganz Struwwelpeterbuch ist nichts für Kinder..

[lumberj23]

@JansGamechannel

Of course it is a normal bed time story.

But most parents dont read bed time stories at all.

And it it not old for a bed time story. It is in fact one of the newer.

[beantrix]

@JansGamechannel Struwwelpeter is from 1846

[Monsterkiller1997]

Brutaler Schneider

[MikeSV1989]

OMG! VIELEN DANK! Sie Haben Ahnung, wie anstrengend und Schulung Wir ertragen, dieses Niveau zu erreichen! Ich möchte meine Familie danken, das machte Ihr Deutsch und alle nicht-deutschen Volken der Welt! Das machte mich noch mehr deutsche! DANKE EUCH ALLEN! GUTE NACHT!

[soulmaso666]

@noraa93 So the book is already old when I was a child I've not so realized ^^ .... sorry my english is not so good ^^

[BytheseaMrTodd]

Dwight Schrute sent me here xD

[rang3r34]

Man...intense. But like my grandad would say," If you suck your thumbs, you'll eventually start suckin' dicks, boy"

[beegirlmia]

@MrMansonlover666 what it keeps people from thumb sucking.... most child stories are like this.... no need to insult a whole country...!

[MikeSV1989]

@MrMansonlover666

OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU HAVE IDEA HOW MUCH EFFORT AND TRAINING WE ENDURE TO REACH THIS LEVEL! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FAMILY, THAT MADE ME GERMAN AND ALL THE NON-GERMAN PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! THAT MADE ME EVEN MORE GERMAN! THANK YOU ALL! GOODNIGHT!

[Dagsschiller]

@MrMansonlover666 dude, what the hell?, why are you so offensive?

[soulmaso666]

@noraa93 Yes its a rea lChildren- Story from Germany ^^ But today, they tell the old story barely ^ ^

[brownthug2b]

that was a real story? thats fuked!

[Marcel18ist]

so wird das in Deutschland gemacht :D

[giggity090]

i would like to see the one with the kid who liked to masturbate...

[popis3493]

good thing his mother didn t say not to masturbate

[RobDaChoc]

@noraa93 it is

[thebruteslayer117]

omg youtube's audio translater sucks balls......

[wildcat12000]

THIS IS REAL?!?!? D:

[Taren275]

Well that's disturbing.

[CxC2007]

So family Guy showed a tru story ? cool

[humor527]

0:32 LIKE A BOSS

[humor527]

 FGRTFDTJRTTWERERHTYGHGGHIUYKJH­TYUUYOJFG

[SombreroKing100]

There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs

his mother asked him to stop but he wouldnt stop

so she cut off his thumbs,

Good night

[ThetrueSpalter]

es gab einen jungen der masturbieren wollte...

[schwereinnamenzufind]

@ThetrueSpalter ich glaube ich weis wie die geschichte endet 

[TheToyota44]

64 dislikes from the kid with no thumbs

[TheScorpionMK37]

This reminds me of one thing... CLOCK TOWER.

[ClumsyRum]

I remember my mother reading this story almost every night before I went to bed because it was my favourite story while growing up in Germany...I was one messed up kid.

[Savageliferaul]

Does anyone else find this creepy?

[KIttimethee4]

61 dislike is the kid that suck the thump

[cuangjen]

nice story . I love this soft and lovly character of germans.

[wforh]

cool :D

[funjunkyy]

eigentlich ziemlich verstörend für gute-nacht-geschichte ._.

[TheMagicOfNutella]

And now he has no sumbs. Good night.

[deecool47]

"Now he has no zumbs, good night!"

[gabriell16bishop]

my german girlfriend told me to watch this video. . . she's now single.

[PETERBILT281DUEL]

It's real ? No way,oh you crazy germans :)

[lilsi93]

@PETERBILT281DUEL the guy who made these stories was crazy. doesnt mean all germans are crazy

[asdsa310]

family guy sent me here.

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I love the bass in the background.

[deanhasrealboobs]

pautz ! man ey wat für ne geschichte :D

[BillBuffalo1]

Mein Gott, ich versteh nicht warum sich alle über die Geschichte aufregen. Ich mein du kannst doch keinem 5 jährigen erzählen: "Konrad hör auf am Daumen zu lutschen, sonst bekommst du noch eine Kieferfehlstellung." Da muss natürlich eine Schreckgeschichte her damit er aufhört und in ein paar Jahren wird er begreifen das es nur eine Geschichte war und fertig.

[DemonFoxDeity]

Sehr brutale Geschichten hatten die Anno Dazumal

[ForgotmyName1996]

was is des für ne schwuchtelmusik

[du6167]

Naw he has no sambs. Good night.

[xNinchen]

Die Stimme geht gar nicht!

[Calebtheunknowned]

There once was a boy who like to suck his thumbs.His mother asked him to stop but he wouldn't.So she cut off his thumbs.Now he has no thumbs Goodnight

[Carnivore898]

Holy shit this is real? I thought Family Guy just exaggerated it or something!

[PhilosophyWhizz]

@Carnivore898 I was the only person in my family who knew that story was real! That's why I was laughing so bad when Peter was like "You're a bigger downer than a German bedtime story." Omg it's so true and it was so funny. But this ENTIRE book is creepy as fuck.

[XxxMarcoThePhoenixxX]

Holy SHIT this is a real bedtime Story Dat just...Fuck up

[Rulzan]

fuck you're background sound

[cloetv12345]

i wonder how many kids stop sucking there thumb after hearing this story 

[moblsche]

@cloetv12345 me...I did....dayum those nightmares

[cloetv12345]

@moblsche

all man :(

[xXMeTalZXx]

family guy is better haha

[haushundekuchen]

Oh gott die musik im hintergrund is' so widerlich und passt überhaupt nicht dazu xD

PS: Family Guy hat mich hierher gebracht :)

[ithrowmysamich]

lol i was mildly surprised that this is a legit story. family guy, you win.

[KuwaitF22]

@ithrowmysamich This story got me to not suck my thumbs when i was little

[Granny1777]

Ich habe Angst !

Das ist doch keine Geschichte für Kinder !?!

Das ist Horror, das Ist Krimi das ist , ... ! EXTREM GRUSELIG !!

VERFLUCHT SEIST DU STRUPPELPETER !

[BillyTalentPezz]

German rimes sucks :D

[randomlimit27]

NOW HE HAS NO SUMBS... GOODNIGHT :)

[Maxvdk24]

Thumbs up everybody!

[Slade951]

Its my thumb bitch.I do what I want bitch >:(

[RandomKPluver]

That is the creepiest thing I have ever read dear god

[gabo8808]

Now the boy has no thumbs. Good night.

[LetsPl4yEverything]

ich fands cool gemacht ^^

[tjhghghjh]

hört auf euch immer wieder über die vorleserin zu beschweren. sie hat sich doch jetzt oft genug dazu geäußert

[spirals333]

I would make a joke about getting thumbs up but i find it to be in bad taste.....

[Sivos909]

Now you see, if my parents read this to me, I would have stopped sucking my thumbs at age 3. But oh no, I had to hear about why in the world an old lady wanted to live in a shoe. Like I ever use that in the real world! lol

[sk8dimka]

And now he has no thumbs. Good night

[jackjackwarrior]

wtf germany?

[GrandMasterFreshMpls]

Family Guy

[PokeemonGamez]

so fucking scary

[lazylank]

And that's how Hitler was made.

[0PKNINJA]

yo wtf type of story is this?

[TheDude9491]

Diese Geschichte ist ziemlich geleiert, fehlerhaft vorgetragen und hat dazu noch eine unpassende Musik im Hintergrund

wenn ihr noch eure Daumen habt und mit mir einer meinung seit dann Daumen hoch

[silkehartung]

@TheDude9491 Hi, ja, das weiss ich - das war ein Nachmittag im Tonstudio, an dem wir ungeprobt verschiedene Sachen aufgenommen haben.

Das war nicht geuebt, ich bin kein Schauspieler, und die Musik war nur davon inspiriert, was er gehoert hat - und "er" versteht kein deutsch.

Ueberhaupt war das hier nie dafuer gedacht, dass Deutsche das hoeren. Es tut mir Leid, wenn ich Dich damit irgendwie auf dem falschen Fuss angetroffen habe.

[TheDude9491]

@silkehartung nene is ja ok

ich mag sowas nur nich wenn das so geleiert ist^^

wenns aber ungeprobt ist, ok

[MoaiMaea]

Iwo, lass dir das nicht so zu Herzen gehen. Ich fand’ das Video ganz in Ordnung. Besonders die musikalische Begleitung ist alles andere als „unpassend“ ... im Gegenteil! Der Vortrag des Gedichts hätte an einigen Stellen allerdings ein wenig langsamer sein können. Allem in allem aber eine passable Vertonung meiner Ansicht nach.

Und noch ein Tipp: Wie wäre es mit englischen Untertiteln? Angesichts des Publikums, das wohl hauptsächlich aus Family Guy Zuschauern besteht, erscheint das sinnvoll.