WTF- World's Only Poisonous Primate

[DivaDiva231]

-.- That little thang tries to bite me im gettin my boot and crushing its teeny little brain out.

[hydroattack]

....There's a reason why it;s illegal to get one...THEY'RE ENDANGERED.

If this video is preventing viewers from getting Slow Lorises then it's a good thing. They're being removed from their original homes, having their front teeth ripped out (High chance of death from blood loss/infection from this), and being traded around as house pets... Hell no.

[BorealNeal]

looks like my grandpa

[MrIHasCrayons]

LOL i love how the commentator speaks of it like a tiger

[RECKOGNING1]

lose some weight oh it's just the fur

[doubldog26]

Has anyone ever noticed the abbrieviations? WTF weird true and freaky

[xXxAlyyy]

SO CUTE D:

[mesner5]

i'd rather leave it in the wild, in the illegal pet trade, they actually rip out the slow loris's incisors, most of the time with out anesthesia, so they won't bite their victims

[Loviekinz]

I don't find them cuter then cats...and my cats aren't dangerous :P

[reklaw103]

It's not poisonous. That implies that you would have to eat it.

I think the word they're looking for is either venomous or toxic.

[jelderBEATMONSTA]

bite my dick with that poison toothpaste baby Sonya

[cutieepiee]

the narrator is so dramatic ... "DO NOT TAKE THIS PURRING PRIMATE AS YOUR ROOMATE" lool

[groovintothebeatjr]

@cutieepiee i seriously cracked up at your comment ! :D

[iduent]

I was waiting for the "Its going to kill you... of cuteness!!" lol!

[baka7dogo]

BUT now i want one///

[halloundu]

I trusted you!

[TehBoobie]

0:18 HAHAHAH ! 

[BiigDreams]

Freaking adorable ^^

Yet so deadly -___-

[BurnTheLeaves]

they're trying to scare u into not buying one. I own one, and i've had him for 3 years now. His fangs were removed before i got him to prevent him from biting u. He stlll has teeth just not his defensive fangs which are not even use for eating. He's very happy and is looked after very well, just like this one.

[NodDisciple1]

@BurnTheLeaves Any vids of it?  XD

[1wii3]

just buy it elbow pads

[irongollem]

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"



[XHyenaClanX]

God, can the narrator think of any other name to call this animal XD

[relii100]

he is sooo cute

look! he is tottaly smiling while enjoying his massage

[panthera50]

I hope all those idiots who got one get a dose.

[felixthehuman]

Are all TV narrators required to be lame and over-the-top simultaneously?

[TheUltimoSniper]

PPPFFFFFF... Viewer discretion is advised... AAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Sarecaman548]

I don't care if it's poisonous.

IT'S SOOO DAMN CUTE

[johntheant]

All primates are poisonous due to aids

[thesnapper84]

does that look like a face of a killer.....i think not

[abudi200]

I don't care I want one.

[t0adman]

They're nocturnal and have 9 odor secreting glands on their body that emit a pungent, foul odor. That's not including the reek of their urine. They make awful pets.

[Dashes301295]

aww its so cuteee look at its eyesss ^0^

[roell29]

According to Wikipedia - "Slow lorises can produce a toxin which they mix with their saliva to use as protection against enemies. The toxin is similar to the allergen in cat dander. Loris bites cause a painful swelling, but the toxin is mild and not fatal. Cases of human death have been due to anaphylactic shock." So it's defensive, not offensive, and about as toxic as cat dander. The video is obviously sensationalizing in order to discourage would-be Slow Loris pet owners.

[LoveAddictREmix]

I thought the title said:

"WHAT THE FUCK - World's Only Poisonous Primate"

[safia4lyf]

@LoveAddictREmix

naw

it Weird True and Freaky

[LoveAddictREmix]

@safia4lyf I know, but WTF on the internet more than 99.99 percent of the time means: What The Fuck. Hence the WTF.

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

@LoveAddictREmix Don't Forget WTF: What The Freak

[LoveAddictREmix]

@PsiStarstormOmega982 Still, its much more fun to call it the What The Fuck show

[anubiz16]

damn!! its so cute and adorable!!!!

[isitomorrowyet]

i want one. x

[4hoodedniggz]

daaawwww

[gadunka245]

i wish i could do that to my cat

[420Harlequin]

@sonicfan511 and make it eat turnips? XD

[12Foofoo12]

OH lol Weird True and Freaky i was like ooh! WatTheFuk!!

[truehazeleyes]

OMG she is adorable. :D

[Boriquaniqht]

i would want a slow loris as my pet n roomate :]

ile just tape its elbows lol or make him a sweater vest

Cute but not deadly no more >:]

[apolllos7]

@Boriquaniqht lol

[tooweird]

cute but deadly.

[satchi123]

i bet that the girl in the add .. fav position is the doggy style..;p;p;p..lmao

[alsakkaf88]

@satchi123 too random lol



[4Aln]

do i care about victoria stillwell NO

[panda374]

@4Aln This is abou a poisonous primate. W hat does victoria have to do with it?

[Gyzvx]

MOST

AWESOME

MONKEY

EVER!

[adythekiller]

Ahhh what a cute Slow Loris .. "tickleling" ... Slow Loris "Bite" .... AAAARRRR that`s a BEAST !!! Aarrrr so much pain...

[Zoester415]

Awwwww! How adorable!!! I want one! It's sooooo cute!;)

[plantland1]

In Mother Russia Hamster kills you.

[Turlehead21]

WTF- Weird True and Freaky lol

[HyperGal96]

Title fail

[michwng]

Uh. What does animal planet have WTF in this title?

[Ladycrazey]

@michwng it stands for wierd ,true & freaky.

[Kris340100]

@michwng Same thing I said, lol.

[xCottonFluff]

looks like that thing from madagascar..

[notyouraveragething]

Why are the cutest things always the most evil?!

[sparkshark789]

@notyouraveragething That's the power of the dark side.

[truexgunnerxchronica]

They're calling Viking hamsters, and they're taking over russia

[Bayoneter]

Then you wonder why humans can't lick their elbows.

[notyouraveragething]

@Bayoneter  well...not ALL humans can

[Lilspookybrown]

get to the CHOPPPAA!!!!

[HaloKing3536]

man i wish i was a slow loris

[FreshMenVideos]

o.o aawwww

[R3allyBored]

So can you like de-poisonize it so I can get one?

[RuriM9]

omg its a giant hamster

[kasilq777]

They lick their scrotum (testicles), not elbows!

You can't believe everything you see on TV. What's wrong with telling the truth. It has to be kosher. It's not pornography, it's reality!

[Bayoneter]

@kasilq777 Dude poison does come from their elbows...

[SSJkiller]

What's the chemical name of the toxin?

[RuriM9]

@SSJkiller urine

[Scooda912]

Lol Animal planet saying "WTF" lol wtf?

[Ghost898ghost]

@Scooda912

Its means "Weird True & Freaky" the name of the show it was on.

[Scooda912]

@Ghost898ghost oh lol

[PanzerNils]

i dont care if it kills the neighboors kid, i'm buying one :P

[Maryammmm]

but it's so cute >_<

[anonimys123]

CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEE!

[4485lolo]

man..I learn something new everyday..but..but...

they are sooooo cute

[saranghaeyo99]

Oh my gosh, I'm shaking.

Dude... As long as you don't scare the poor thing, it won't bite you.

[ClaireLovesCritters]

Aww shes such a cutiepie!.

[Smeagollum86]

he should be named 'rocky' xD

[ktlalala]

it can lick it's elbows?! skill!

[spesialjosh3]

F% to get rid of ads :D

[mosquewatcher]

I thought this video was about my ex wife......

[slykeener]

@mosquewatcher LOL!!! XD

[Black8035]

1:17

#LOL

It's smiling XD .

[cclayrox]

i really dont think Slow Lorises are all that cute. sorry but, i dont

[RobbytheLion]

@cclayrox I think they're creepy. They never blink and move reeeeaaaalll slowww.

[XFROMNICK]

WTFFFFFF

[flygon666]

I'm going to shoot Victoria Stillwell if I ever meet her.

[ItsHAAX]

"Loris' lick the poison sack!" HAHAHA xD

[ssbbprokid]

Lol WTF isn't it What the fu*k? Or Wierd True and Freaky?

[XxSaraxXRo]

Cute but not a household pet

[ALAPINO]

Technically, wouldn't the Slow Loris qualify as both a poisonous and venomous primate?

[Virgil077]

@ALAPINO

Its still in question whether they should be considered truly venomous.

[brodie9909]

@162Deathnote fail.

[brodie9909]

slow loris!

love them!

i also love tickling them :D

[Fromplefeet]

I want to scratch his underarms too! :) Always needs to be respected as a wild animal! :) But it IS just a little cutie!

[Herimia]

scary. i wud hate waking up in the middle of the night with that staring at me.

[MarkDunne1698]

I want one of those!

[Sanbika89]

Awwww :)

[hilmi9552]

so cute..........

[maplepenguin99]

FREAKY

[rockincat12]

AMG poisinus monkeh