Allah made me funny comedy tour/Arabic

[96muslimgirl]

georgey, lol haha

[junaidjaatt]

America made 25% of the world hate Muslims. as you know every actions has a reaction but opposite in direction? She made 75% of world hate America.. Muslim/Christian/Jew/Sikh/Hind­u doesnt matter. its 100% world 2011.

Closing your eyes like pigeon when cat comes? wont change the facts..

You may dont want to know and may call it "oh fuckin lie" but everyday 5000 people all over the world converting to Islam! 40% of them alone in US!

You may call them insane, very soon the worlds gona be 100%insane

[david21085]

allah made you exstream.

[m9shah3]

@david21085 and your government made you illiterate.

[hammad313]

I am a muslim and i am proud to be the one, your hatred would not stop me from loving you, so you go on your way i go on my....

[Ollied]

lmfao i clicked on this video thinking it was shay carl

[SOLOAS]

he is all excited and laughing talking about 9/11 , hello , what kind of a comedian you wante to be .

[blubberman911]

brothers i posted those ayat to give da'wah to the unbelievers

[blubberman911]

[كَلاَّ إِذَا بَلَغَتِ التَّرَاقِىَ - وَقِيلَ مَنْ رَاقٍ - وَظَنَّ أَنَّهُ الْفِرَاقُ - وَالْتَفَّتِ السَّاقُ بِالسَّاقِ - إِلَى رَبِّكَ يَوْمَئِذٍ الْمَسَاقُ ]

(Nay, when (the soul) reaches to the collar bone, and it will be said: "Who can cure him (and save him from death)'' And he will conclude that it was (the time) of parting (death); And one leg will be joined with another leg (shrouded). The drive will be on that Day to your Lord (Allah).)(75:26-30) Allah said here,

[blubberman911]

When the Soul reaches the Throat at the Time of Death, it cannot be brought back; this proves Reckoning shall occur

Allah the Exalted said,

[فَلَوْلاَ إِذَا بَلَغَتِ]

(Then why do you not (intervene) when it reaches), in reference to the soul,

[الْحُلْقُومَ]

(Al-Hulqum), i.e., the throat, at the time of death. Allah the Exalted said in other Ayat,

[cooldesertknight]

Excellent. Well done . :D

[flymenian]

Not funny!

[3jra]

ima muslim, and this guy aint funny at all!!

[Sallis1982]

"تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة" صدق رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم

[karthikacmilan]

fuck u guys ...this is'nt funny ....

[fly0nr]

@karthikacmilan

if this not funny why you see ?

[mgfhd]

@fly0nr how the hell i would know that it is not funny withoutwatching it !!!

but ur question was funny :P

[takesinbjs247]

These comedians don't hold a candle to Farfour Mouse, Bee-Man (narhool?) and Bugs the super Jew eater. I will say they're a bit funnier than Saraa though.

[takesinbjs247]

Not only are you lookin like crazy maniacs who are gonna blow buses up and stuff, why look...you are crazy maniacs blowing up buses and stuff. You show good logic though. "Kill the Jews, kill the Christians, kill all the unbelievers who refuse to do worship to our moon-god! We are a religion of peace". Oh now I see...I simply misunderstood you.

[gilkesk]

comedians always recycle jokes

[onetrueali]

i'm a muslim from england and i understand why some muslime get angry while all this is occuring, but we have to demonstrate islam in the correct mannor by demonstrating peace and manners etc. NOT by cursing at non-muslims or swearing at people just becuase they do not understand islam... as muslims it is our duty to follow in the path of the prophet and this is by demonstrating good mannors to both non-muslims and muslims .

[karimthebean]

@onetrueali That's exactly what I think, it's annoyin when people just assume things about us and say cruel things but we shouldn't retaliate because we're doing exactly what they want us to- gettting angry and and lookin like crazy maniacs who are gonna blow buses up and stuff- and then the media'll make a huge meal about it and in the end no good would have come of it :(

[syriahomsm]

hahahah so funny brother

omg the funnier points:

am not Asama ben Laden am ASAM ben laughing . 7 / 11 maybe

[nasrah101]

I don't think these guys are funny. Just my opinion. I think they are entertaining and fun to watch, but just don't make me laugh

[Alyazeed2009]

SOOOOO funny man

[anneeq008]

lol 'im not osama bin laden's evil twin brother!!'

[motube2k7]

lol 'JURJI' ahahha hes like nicknaming ''G.Bush'' lol

[pwencezyana]

what is the meaning of ' YA JURJI? '  :)

[ShadowRaptor360]

Hes just giving him a nickname for George bush LOL

alot of ppl get nicknames so he said "georgie"

[queennesreen]

it means MY George in a cute way , (you call someone like that when you love that person )

[pwencezyana]

okayy,thanks :)

[milliga]

ahahahahhah... george busg ya Gorgiiiii=)))))) luv this

[scart69net]

this is funny shit. you guys should tour oz, we like irreverence in humour. Nice work.

[KellysterOverdrive]

whats funny to you guys are scary to us

[queennesreen]

you hate to hear the truth , that s what disturbs you . if you knew what America does to the rest of the world , then may be you ll understand .

[missyme1995]

@queennesreen Thanks for the post!!

[missarabia]

this isnt even funny

[iskotayo]

"Me Responsible for 9/11? 7/11 maybe" HAHAHAHAHA....

"You have to stop killing us!" that's a good point....

[chakwalian]

allah made muslims and islam funny not only u

[amirzubairmughal]

would u pls leave this comedian out of politics kindly it is my humbel request to all youtubers,,but they are do funny comedian.

[GiLaNsKoBeBiS]

mashallah love it  :)

[hom5sch12uni5]

Allah made you funny? Allah made all muslims

funny!

[OmarAfricaReturns]

i'd love to see rasta comedians

[josenybx16]

jesus is not god he is the son and the trinity is not tru. how can jesus be in earth saying that the father send him, and at times praying to him but he is the father? how those that make any sense? so not all Christian believe that bull crap

[sayid1206]

calm down man its only a comedy act, ive millions of christians say stuff about islam which i think is crapbut thers jus different views

[commyknight]

i loved the seven eleven part

[islamforworldnafter]

---BY Kenneth L. Jenkins, FORMER Minister and Elder of Pentecostal Church, USA

"Not a single one could explain how Jesus was supposedly God, and how, at the same time, he was supposedly the Father, Son and Holy Ghost wrapped up into one and yet was not a part of the trinity. Several preachers finally had to concede that they did not understand it but that we were simply required to believe it."

[islamforworldnafter]

Umar Rao, Ex-Hindu, India

Description: Mr. Rao comes from a background of brahmin scholarship. He as child had a string (of sacred importance to brahmins) of brahmin culture passed down to him from his father. After growing older Mr. Rao began to deal with muslims at a business level. Soon after questions Islam, he found it to be the right way.

Main Speaker: Umar Rao

Length 57:46 - Published on 25 May 2009

[islamforworldnafter]

Anselm Tormeeda, Priest and Christian Scholar, Spain

Description: A trusted student of a renowned Christian scholar in former Andalusia overhears a discussion about the Paraclete, a prophet to come mentioned in the bible.

By Anselm Tormeeda

Published on 16 Jan 2006 - Last modified on 31 Jul 2006

[WindRunnerVX]

nope, still dont know what your on about

[WindRunnerVX]

Nope, i really have no idea what your saying there!

[WindRunnerVX]

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time, thanks guys!!

[royal66666]

HAHAHAHA

that was funny

[lovefreedom4ever]

hahahaahhhaaha thats so funny =) thanks

[islamforworldnafter]

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

[1] Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;

[2] Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;

[3] He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;

[4] And there is none like unto Him.

[flip0891]

every1 just shut up

quit hating on muslims

[sjunnpremirotjavoar]

quit hating on jews!

[kh4n5]

I never hated Jews

[christrider01]

islamforworldnafter Jesus christ is the son of god but they are one cos jesus states in the bible that the only way through to the father is through him cos he told his deciples "if you dont know me then you dont know the father". They are the same cos they are the father, the son and the holy ghost.

[pretentiu]

not funny at all.

go pray to your god ask him for forgivness for wasting 3 mins of my life ...

[islamforworldnafter]

The Bible Denies the Divinity of Jesus: Paul Believed That Jesus is not God

Description: Many people use Pauls writings as proof that Jesus is God. But this is not fair to Paul, because Paul clearly believed that Jesus is not God.

[objectivepac]

Hmm, im an atheist and i know better, whats your escuse for silly logic? Being muslim? hehe thar explains it stupidity in essence placed in system to make people desperate cowards

[islamforworldnafter]

In his first letter to Timothy, Paul wrote: I charge you, in the sight of God and Christ Jesus and the elect angels, to keep these instructions... (1 Timothy 5:21).

It is clear from this that the title God applies not to Christ Jesus, but to someone else.

[islamforworldnafter]

In the following chapter, he again differentiates between God and Jesus when he says: In the sight of God, who gives life to everything, and of Christ Jesus, who while testifying before Pontius Pilate made the good confession... (1 Timothy 6:13).

[islamforworldnafter]

Paul then went on to speak of the second appearance of Jesus: the appearing of our Lord Jesus Christ, which God will bring about in his own time. (1 Timothy 6:14-15).

Again, the title God is deliberately turned away from Jesus.

Incidentally, many people think that when Jesus is called Lord in the Bible that this means God. But in the Bible this title means master or teacher, and it can be used for addressing humans (see 1 Peter 3:6).

( ASK ME FOR DETAILS---it's too long )

[delacroix77]

not funny...evil guy!

[buducidal]

Hey his material is the same what's the deal ?

[Aisam402]

no azhar usman didnt use the Quran he juz...make a joke about the opinion of the west to Islam

[cosmicfile]

iit is okay ,to make jokes.i like jokes.but this bearded comedian ,MADE FROM DESPICABLE SPERM,AS THE QURAN MENTIONS .MUST NOT USE the holy Allah's name for his jest.

[LIL2REDD]

fuck al haters...DIS IS JOKES muslim wadup

[fx100n]

lmao funny

[diggyjahn]

pretty lame!

[bleep77]

"You have to stop killing us..." LMAO!!!

[FatimahMuslima]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[venomXrevolter]

im muslim and i love being a muslim

u wanna kill me ? come to the middle east :D

[iloveporkypies]

We are.

[sawsaw16]

haha but seriously fuck the war

[morehn]

funnier comment than the whole vid.

[raleighhhhhhhhhhhhh]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. PERIOD.

[sugamama5]

aahahhaa helllooo georgieeeeee!! Mashallah u guys r very funny! keep it up!!

[venomXrevolter]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

[maxtoneto]

sooo funny keep the good work

[Nukem2343]

Allah made dis guy a retard not funny, muslims only support this group since its the only comedy group in the whole world of islam, and they suck ok, i used to be a muslim so i know what they talk about and its not funny it sucks, go and watch some god damn dave chappelle or chris brwon or lewis black or something man, you guys r boring

[allinaday83]

u r an idiot.n im sure u lying u been muslim.unfortunately u were born muslim but i pray u will die as muslim.n bydaway keep your suggestions in your pocket to tell us wha to watch n wat not to!

[S4D3k]

lol dave chappelle is muslim and inshallah you die one salam

[Nukem2343]

Lol how stupid can you get, if dave chappelle is a muslim then I am your allah.

[S4D3k]

lol no ur facts b4 u speak dave chappelle is muslim and inshallah u fix up you ignorant fool and as for that allah comment u deserve the same fate as firoun and y r u askin 2 get ur head kicked in dnt lay stupid bars and thats not a threat its a promise

[Nukem2343]

Yh actaully your right, if the 'nation of islam' were to be a confirmed sect of islam. Well at least the pharoah built pyramids for us to look at, whereas islam has given nearly nothing but repressive regimes and fairy tales. Islamic teachings are almost 70% lies made up by a illiterate desert nomad that married 9 women, one of them being 9 years old (paedophhilia), I guess in those days, those types were highly regarded people, but today they just are'nt so stop trying.

[koselnahla]

الله يحرقكم بجاز وسخ يا ولاد الخنازير

[HANOFA009]

nice video

[isiromlamag]

it is nice even if he repeating

[yemen94]

aslam alykom all my brother a my brothers we have to do something it buter in that u know what i mean

[ZaidTheGreat]

well: a- no its not true women are buried in regular burial grounds with men .. and B- saudi is a very extremist country.. they dont represent the islam going on now .. extremist muslims HATE the society of muslims now .. because everyone is way more relaxed and loose.. not uptight or retarded . by the way .. these comedians suck though :P

[Belle19700]

Thank you for your information. I am very happy to hear that women are not buried just anywhere with no headstone. It did say that in a book I read written by a Saudi Princess. Her book was blood-curdleing. Little girls raped by older boys, and the little girl arrested, and executed. Fathers drowning their daughters in the family swimming pool. Anyway, at least these guys are trying to laugh. Thanks.

[ZaidTheGreat]

your welcome man im glad ur open minded. i just can assure u that thats negative media i dont know if a rare insident such as that happened .. i live in jordan :S its normal living here .. dating ... clubbing ...etc

[failasof44]

you talk about the things that arab was made it befor islam dear..when islam come islam make it forbidden to kil doughter's and when we kill a women it got killed if she cheat and she is marry and that be with man too so don't talk about things that u don't know it

[Belle19700]

Fair enough.

[Mujahida90]

your woman in south africa get AIDS from being raped by your men!

[Younis46]

Great ... Just Great :p

[Younis46]

We love to drink your coca-cola and your pepsi and drive your hmrrrrrrrrr ... but there is one problem .. you didnt stop killing us !

These Guyz are COOL

[nasashams]

i love it! syukran!.

alhamdulillah

[MzTruthSeerUK]

"one little problem you have to stop killing us!" .. love this humour its irony. "What type of Muslim are you?" thats like saying what type of "American are you?" it just shows the ignorance and blind hatred. Biased media has done a good job of painting muslims as some type of sub-humans. Would love to see these guys on mainstream media? interesting to see public's reaction it might even cause the people to question the bullcrap they are drip fed by the corporate owned media.

[aemo501]

lol, you guys are awesome!

[SharpSh00ter117]

this is fkn funny. ahlan wa sahlan. kayf halak ya goergee.i want to walk to u. # 1 show in middle east is baywatch. we like to drink ur coacola. and ur pebzeee.

[Amouna77]

barak allah fekoom very funny, i wish that one day american can treat muslim people equals, im not a muslim but all my friends are and i know what is a true muslim all about

[Mik9751]

Bin laughing! LOL

[VedicResurrection]

LOL

[HWJASS]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa

[Fardowz]

Lol they are so funny i couldnt stop laughing when Azhar immates as a Arab foning George Bush.

[fehawia]

we drink your cocacola..!We pay our money .. and get no respect ..! thanx

[kingsideBoz]

this is wrong!!!!

[fara7basma]

they are soooooooooo funny lol....