You know...Luke really got screwed, if you think about it.
"Where shall we send the girl?"
"With us, to our enormous palace in the peaceful world of Aldeeran. She will be granted the title of princess, and treated accordingly. She will be well taken care of, and will want for nothing."
"And the boy?"
"Moisture farm in the middle of the desert. We need to instill some work ethic into the kids."
I hated Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I loved Star War - The Third Gathers - Backstroke of the West. Also: That protocol droid is my wife. REALLY GEORGE LUCAS?! REALLY??!! My god GL takes shitty dialogue to a whole new level...
Did you know that that was actually a forced retcon? Someone apparently complained that Ep 1 is set on Tatooine, while C3PO clearly states that he is there for the 1st time in New Hope. Lucas responded saying that yes, he had made a mistake there, but will fix it by giving C3PO a memory wipe before the next trilogy (ugh).
So that basically leaves R2D2 the only character knowing what actually happened in all 6 movies. Damn puppet master! What can be going through his tin head?? Just what!??
@Jeneral28 All I can say is in Ep II, he had very dull plating. While in Ep IV, he has shiny gold plating. Owen Lars could have assumed that C-3PO was just some other stock protocol droid, it happens.
Droids have wives? :)
Rickyrab 3 weeks ago
You know...Luke really got screwed, if you think about it.
"Where shall we send the girl?"
"With us, to our enormous palace in the peaceful world of Aldeeran. She will be granted the title of princess, and treated accordingly. She will be well taken care of, and will want for nothing."
"And the boy?"
"Moisture farm in the middle of the desert. We need to instill some work ethic into the kids."
TheShockMaster 1 month ago
@TheShockMaster
But let us remember who got the lightsaber :)
Dancingwithotters 1 month ago
I always get teary eyed at the last few seconds if this movie
Hazardous95 3 months ago
So R2 and 3PO are Childses?
dragonridley 5 months ago
Poor C3PO! :D
ThunderwingMatrix 6 months ago
did everyone go from :D to D: when the funeral started lol rofl thumbs up if you did!
BattlestarCentura 1 year ago
0:13 "the speed want to be quickly" what the hell?! Captain Obvious...
Lehnsher 1 year ago
"We will love hers"
Sounds like Borat!
yoshiboshialt 1 year ago
lol, the last line of Backstroke of the West is "Over" :)
Viking838 1 year ago 8
C3P0 and R2 are "childses" - WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING LIKE GOLLUM NOW?! O.o
btw 2:05 - Keisha Castle-Hughes
anyhoo, thanks so much for uploading: this was hilarious xD
DuchessAliana 2 years ago
"Is"
Chamboozer 2 years ago 3
Seriously:
"Is my wife"
"What"
They weren't even speaking! That is impressive translation right there: R2D2 had an affair with C3P0s wife!
LordKrezos 2 years ago 5
Oh. I thought it was Organa saying he was off to go bang his wife.
WolfmanNougat 2 years ago
do you think it's something political that the Sith are called "west" ??
shift0 2 years ago 15
@shift0 No its because the closest sound in Chinese to "Sith" is "西", pronounced "see"
ramneckobul 1 month ago
yoda' s speech is fixed yet everyone else' s is flawed :/
Iplay2win 2 years ago 3
"Is."
halo10001 2 years ago
I hated Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I loved Star War - The Third Gathers - Backstroke of the West. Also: That protocol droid is my wife. REALLY GEORGE LUCAS?! REALLY??!! My god GL takes shitty dialogue to a whole new level...
MECHAZAWA6969 2 years ago
"Have the protocol droid's mind wiped"
Sggcb 2 years ago
Oh whoops my bad, lol.
MECHAZAWA6969 2 years ago
Did you know that that was actually a forced retcon? Someone apparently complained that Ep 1 is set on Tatooine, while C3PO clearly states that he is there for the 1st time in New Hope. Lucas responded saying that yes, he had made a mistake there, but will fix it by giving C3PO a memory wipe before the next trilogy (ugh).
So that basically leaves R2D2 the only character knowing what actually happened in all 6 movies. Damn puppet master! What can be going through his tin head?? Just what!??
whade62000 2 years ago
@whade62000 Own Lars knew who 3PO was in ep II yet in IV he didnt know who the droid was. Wonderful stroyline.
Jeneral28 2 years ago 2
@Jeneral28 All I can say is in Ep II, he had very dull plating. While in Ep IV, he has shiny gold plating. Owen Lars could have assumed that C-3PO was just some other stock protocol droid, it happens.
DeltaTangent 1 year ago 2
@whade62000 R2D2 and Chewie both know, but they are total dicks and won't let on.
musicalbee2003 1 year ago
yoda's english is so much better
RandomRebelGirl 3 years ago 3
train...hahaha
DelennB5 3 years ago 3
Boy
SWX254 3 years ago 3
Threepio: "Is this my wife?"
maincharacter17 4 years ago 4
Qui Gon doesn't get a funny name?
Charmolution 4 years ago 4