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  • Every single time Paco said anything AT ALL, I was constantly thinking "douchebag".

  • mexican kid is pretty shallow

  • Classic rivalries. They never get old.

  • HE GAVE YOU SUCH A WHOPPIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

  • ¬_¬

  • OMG THE ADVERTS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!

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  • jackie,eltoro,jackie,eltoro lol

  • after so many years of not watching this is still remember how the theme goes =D god i miss my childhood cartoons

  • I miss my childhood as well

    I still watch this.

  • I can't stop watching it

  • @TheBladekhan me to

    

  • all that kid ever says is 'EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE' = =

  • SO many adverts, shampoo is clearly not jackie chans target market

  • @OversizedCanada Any country can have their own martial arts style..

  • This cartoon kicks but. One moooooree thing I would like 3 sugars in my tea :D!

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  • i wanna kick paco in the face ¬_¬

  • 4 people will receive such a whooping!

  • I wonder if Jackie ever brings back any of the stuff he takes..

  • 3 adverts in a 20 minute cartoon? really?

  • 4 people are the dudes from the dark hand.........

  • I lyk how Jade automatically knows the name "shadow khan" hahaha Anyone notice that? :P

  • It's nice to see that the Dark Hand has an internship program.

  • I miss this seriesssss! Why can't they play this instead of that stupid show Chowder?

  • @TheKuroshikyo

    chowders brilliant , they should play it instead of that stupid battle force 5 shit

  • what i want to know is why the shadow kahn look like ninjas even though its chinese myth not japanese.

  • @kfnnapa2 what i want to know is why Jackie Chan is a ninja even though hes chinese and not japanese

    make sense now?

  • @OversizedCanada When was he a ninja

  • @OversizedCanada

    kung fu bro. nothing to do with being a ninja. have you not seen jet li films?

  • @kfnnapa2

    apparently there were chinese ninjas of sort. another example of this is curse of the golden flower

  • Tohru's yelling noises are hilarious.

    "NYAR!"

  • One more thing! *smack*

  • Kid should know Asians are good at everything.

  • Im a grown up and like watching this :S

  • Uncle: what happened to you? you lost that match so fast and he gave you such a whooping, lmfao

  • don't finish your homework early again, its too dangerous.... WOW lol

    

  • Jackie Chan is too freaking awesome

  • All the fatguy says is like ' HELLO CHAN THE TALISMAN' and Jackie must be thinking 'I DONT HAVE THE TALISMANNN!!!!'

  • how come theyre always searching for the same talisman? =L

  • @MrFalconboy01 Coincidence? xD

  • I forgot how irritating Paco could be...

  • too many adverts....

  • 3:01 - "OH YEAHHH"

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  • @Dragonas77 yes

  • "If that is the pilot, then who is flying the plane.........AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

  • 'dont finish your homework early, its too dangerous' xD

  • I love how El Toro makes such a big deal out of never taking his mask off yet in every episode he's in, he takes it off at least once.

  • whats the point of advertisements?

  • You know, Jackie is really abused in his own show. lol.

  • ONE MORE THINGGG

  • "YOU LOST THAT MATCH SO FAST AND HE GAVE YOU SUCH A WHOOOOOOPPPIINNNNNNGGG!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • everybody knows that only wrestling is fake in wwe

  • why do they show this so early in the morning its retarded

  • uncle's favorite catchphrase = "ONE MORE THING"

  • @jshockx3 More like his ONLY catchphrase. Well...

  • @jshockx3 one moooooOOOOOoooooore thing

  • This gives memorize back to a niggah aha! XD

  • @adamsjay212 and a honkey

  • @Zapilliphino22

    ahahaha!!

  • Jackie might come out 50ft tall with laser eyes. I dont wont to fight a guy with lasers eye, after him now now now!!!

  • if doing home work early is dangerous i DONT want to do it

  • Uncle is a straight O.G.

  • he gave yo such a whooopinggg!!!

  • i miss this show

  • @SupraSerenity I hear ya. Me too. They should really bring it back so kids of todays generation get to see what they missed

  • Jade reminds me of Jade from Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

  • The Weener lol

  • el toro el toro lol xDDDD

  • taru is such a chicken in the later episodes when he's good no offense

  • @trinh360

    none taken, i liked him better in the dark had

  • how does the plane not fall considering that tohru and el toro fuerte are very big men

  • did jackie just light a stick of dynamite?

  • @VideoGirl360 um idk. wanna get laid 2nite and have oral sex

  • @VideoGirl360 flare

  • YU MO GWAY GWY FAI ZEE ZHAO

  • dood i love the ending song

  • Tohru meet Toro. Toro Tohru. Tohru Toro *whack

  • i like how the shadow khan just had some device that sucks things off your face

  • Hmm... Kung Fu vs. Luchador Wrestling? Hmm...

  • "I'M SORRY I'LL BRING IT BACK THANK YOU"... I still wonder if he really brings it back

  • 17:54 - 18:08 got to love their reactions though i don't know anyone who might not make one of those reactions

  • How does El Toro losing a fight to an invincible and unlimited army of ninjas prove that he's a "Fake"? How could Paco tell just from that that he was cheating!?

  • if buster keaton and indiana jones had a baby.. they'd make jackie in this show

  • what's chan going as "el prospector"

  • don't do your homework early again; it's too dangerous

  • LOL I love how Tohru DESTROYS the mummy.

  • Paco.....GTFO

  • that is it new guy quit LMAO

  • 13:17

    MONKEY KINGGG

    GOOOO MONKEY KING

    AZN LEGENDS FTW

  • Jackie! El Toro!

  • I was always confused by the "big man" trope. Jackie can beat hoards of magical shadow warriors and trained henchmen with advanced weaponry, but as soon as one big guy attacks him (Tohru or el Toro, for example), he's overwhelmed. Even with the ox talisman el Toro should have been defeated: an army is stronger than even a man with super-human strength. 

  • @pausebeforeviewtube Even in martial arts, they advise against taking on someone bigger then you, but then, they teach you how to use your oppoents weight against them. So yea, this makes no sence even when you put logic into it. Then again, when you were a kid, the last thing you were concerned about when watching this was why Jackie can't beat the crap out of El Toro, you were more concerened about if Uncle was gonna wack Jackie upside the head or if they were gonna get the talisman back.

  • If thats the pilot... Whos flying the plane?! Classic classic..

  • this was the best show!

    and i think its hilarious how everyone in mexico speaks perfect english as their primary language x]

  • 13 people died in the making of this episode.

  • @rayfrumthabay how?

  • stupid commercial. One is enough, 2 is too much, 3 is a poison that could kill a person

  • @costanj Well the commercials is what's keeping these videos on YouTube...

  • @costanj lmao

  • I hate the ending song

  • so much fuckin commericals

  • @HunterMordica commercials are a small price to pay,if you wanna watch tv online, don't like, don't watch :-P, cause quite frankly tv is the same thing, so many commercials.

  • i wanna punch Paco in his stupid fat dome!!

  • does Paco not have somewhere to be or something?

  • "But don't finish your homework early again, it's Too Dangerous."

    -Jackie Chan

  • why is it that that boy can speak perfect english but says "yade" and "yackie" like an idiot? what a racist show...

  • can anyone direct me to episode 1? i've never watched this series (my favorite!!!) i forgot what its like...... i grew up with this with my big bro!

  • @Vnniefromsiftheads 1st episode is called the dark hand

  • @bsmmolina Thanks

  • awesome lol

  • How does Jade even know what the Shadow-Kahn are called? Has she even heard the name or seen them come from the shadows?

  • Crackle is bad advertisement cuz it just makes you hate the products it promotes.

  • Why do people always think that Spanish speakers only want to hit on people? Its romantisized too much. In every movie there is always the "Latin Lover" (Latino pimp) or "La Señorita" (which is pretty much the closest thing to a whore) hmmm i wonder why?

  • @yankee82090 Puta is whore. Calling someone Señorita means young lady. It's a courtesy way of speaking.

  • No i mean during the Bronze era of Movies. Señoritas were portrayed as whores during thr Bronze Era of latinos in TV. Latinos have always been misportrayed and the evidence is in cartoons such as Frito Bandito (who is pretty much a mexican bandit that steals chips) Ahhh you know what im sorry. I am Majoring in Raza (Latino/a Studies) so i am very critical when watching anything that has to deal with latinos.

  • i like it when jade and poco are together they are soo funny

  • Everybody else having no commercials. It's AWESOME!!!!!!

  • Toh-ro reminds me of E. Honda from Street Fighter

  • The worst is the ads. They load too slowly, so each 30 SECOND VID takes MORE THAN A MINUTE.

  • Ahhh, back when Toh-Ru was still a bad guy.

  • Lol, the whole time they were being chased I was thinking "Those are the slowest moter cycles ever."

  • anyone else wonder if jackie ever returns the things he takes from people lol

  • @lynchisbeast23 Lol, I always wonder that.

  • @lynchisbeast23

    He does. I can just see him staying up at night running around to return things, even going so far as to ring doorbells to ask if that person owns whatever.

  • @lynchisbeast23 Ya and i thought about and came to the conclusion that he sell them on ebay

  • This episode really offended me because all they said was wrestling is fake! wrestling's not! FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • there seems to be something wrong with the video's

  • there seems to be something wrong with the video's

  • Here in the first episodes it's like this: Jackie: Broken record Henchmen: Goofballs Tohru: Mostly Mute Sumo of the Devil Jade: Tries and fails to help Paco: Douchebag-cum-Baggage Valmont: Talker And Later On: Jackie: Friendly Neighborhood Ass-Kicker Henchmen: Lovable, chi-beast goofballs Tohru: Maybe I shouldn't say anything Jade: Always succeeds in helping Paco: Still Douchebag-cum-Baggage, + an even smarter mouth Valmont: Pitiful talker Paco only gets nastier. At least you love to hate Val.
  • paco's such an emo

  • One More thing *thump*

  • LOL. " ONE MOREEEE THING ! "

  • I was gonna watch Dirty Talk.

    but after this video, no more. : ]

  • 7:40 wait, did Jackie just pull down the bottom part of a pair of overalls? What the...

  • Who Else Wants To Kick Paco In His Little Man? >_>

  • @gaaraofthedesertfan

    what little man? XD

  • @7haMuff1n Lmao...I guess your right!

  • i typed n bleach and found this shit

  • this show is so good, thanks crackle!!!:)

  • when jackie said he bring ANYTHING back did he?

  • el toro is no match for ninjas :D

  • "Chan might bust outta there 50ft tall with laser eyes" lol

  • I'm surprised the Dark Hand thugs didn't get swept away by the river judging by the way it was moving.

  • ENDING SONG ROCKS

  • I wonder if Jackie ever brings things back.

  • thats it new guy quites. funnyest shit ever LMAO @ 11:54

  • Spiritual Head Uncle appears: "One More Thing!" *whacks you in face*

  • @Gam3Junkie7 yea like that never happened XD

  • @Gam3Junkie7 Ouch

  • Jade is pretty damn awesome

    Her voice is cute too, you know like a little kid's

  • Tohru's hat looks funny

  • Something tells me that Paco might have a thing for Jade and maybe Jade does has a thing for Paco deep down inside.

  • Yeah probably.

  • Am I the only one that wants to punch Paco in his smug mouth?... /:

  • el torro furte lol

    hes annoying as hell

  • @rickythrills

    ur not the only one

  • lol I guess not! =)

  • @rickythrills yeaaaaa

  • @rickythrills nope so do I 

  • Who's the greatest?

    Jackie! El Toro!

    Jackie! El Toro!

    Jackie! El Toro!

    Muhammed Ali!

  • Jackie is the greatest!!

  • "he gave you such a whooping" HAHAHAHA

  • This show was awesome i remember stayin up until 10:00to watch it when I was nine. Hope I have kids one day I'll let them watch this!

  • This show is so cool! But the music at the end is sooooooooooooooo corny!!! And that little boy Jade was talkin' too so cute! I guess she doens't like boys yet. Oh well, her loss.

  • he stole a hang glider XD

    just yoinked it, lol.

  • oh, and, JCA rocks by the way, glad crackle finally uploaded seasons two and three

  • GAH! why is the movie industry making such a big deal over the mayan calender ending? is there something i'm missing with that? cuz to me it seems, seeing as the mayans existed so long ago....the calender makers got kinda bored with making calenders....or perhaps their most advanced expert in the field died, or maybe, they'd only gotten that far when they died out from disease

  • The big deal is that the end of the Mayan calendar has been linked with other doomsday prophecies elsewhere around the world. Makes for an interesting subject of study, and an interesting plot in a script.

  • time go by so fast

    this episode go me into THE CHAN!

    9 years ago!

  • i seriously hate these 2012 comericals

  • we all do!!!!

  • Wow! I was only 5 when I saw this episode!

  • even on the internet now, there are commercial interruptions!! ugh!

  • i'm just gald that the video is loaded otherwise i'd find somewhere else to watch it because you have watch 4 ad's more if you want rewind it

  • And those interruptions allow you to watch it for free instead of paying subscriptions.