How does El Toro losing a fight to an invincible and unlimited army of ninjas prove that he's a "Fake"? How could Paco tell just from that that he was cheating!?
I was always confused by the "big man" trope. Jackie can beat hoards of magical shadow warriors and trained henchmen with advanced weaponry, but as soon as one big guy attacks him (Tohru or el Toro, for example), he's overwhelmed. Even with the ox talisman el Toro should have been defeated: an army is stronger than even a man with super-human strength.
@pausebeforeviewtube Even in martial arts, they advise against taking on someone bigger then you, but then, they teach you how to use your oppoents weight against them. So yea, this makes no sence even when you put logic into it. Then again, when you were a kid, the last thing you were concerned about when watching this was why Jackie can't beat the crap out of El Toro, you were more concerened about if Uncle was gonna wack Jackie upside the head or if they were gonna get the talisman back.
@HunterMordica commercials are a small price to pay,if you wanna watch tv online, don't like, don't watch :-P, cause quite frankly tv is the same thing, so many commercials.
Why do people always think that Spanish speakers only want to hit on people? Its romantisized too much. In every movie there is always the "Latin Lover" (Latino pimp) or "La Señorita" (which is pretty much the closest thing to a whore) hmmm i wonder why?
No i mean during the Bronze era of Movies. Señoritas were portrayed as whores during thr Bronze Era of latinos in TV. Latinos have always been misportrayed and the evidence is in cartoons such as Frito Bandito (who is pretty much a mexican bandit that steals chips) Ahhh you know what im sorry. I am Majoring in Raza (Latino/a Studies) so i am very critical when watching anything that has to deal with latinos.
He does. I can just see him staying up at night running around to return things, even going so far as to ring doorbells to ask if that person owns whatever.
Here in the first episodes it's like this: Jackie: Broken record Henchmen: Goofballs Tohru: Mostly Mute Sumo of the Devil Jade: Tries and fails to help Paco: Douchebag-cum-Baggage Valmont: Talker And Later On: Jackie: Friendly Neighborhood Ass-Kicker Henchmen: Lovable, chi-beast goofballs Tohru: Maybe I shouldn't say anything Jade: Always succeeds in helping Paco: Still Douchebag-cum-Baggage, + an even smarter mouth Valmont: Pitiful talker Paco only gets nastier. At least you love to hate Val.
This show is so cool! But the music at the end is sooooooooooooooo corny!!! And that little boy Jade was talkin' too so cute! I guess she doens't like boys yet. Oh well, her loss.
GAH! why is the movie industry making such a big deal over the mayan calender ending? is there something i'm missing with that? cuz to me it seems, seeing as the mayans existed so long ago....the calender makers got kinda bored with making calenders....or perhaps their most advanced expert in the field died, or maybe, they'd only gotten that far when they died out from disease
The big deal is that the end of the Mayan calendar has been linked with other doomsday prophecies elsewhere around the world. Makes for an interesting subject of study, and an interesting plot in a script.
Every single time Paco said anything AT ALL, I was constantly thinking "douchebag".
roboticscreamskull 1 day ago in playlist Season 1
mexican kid is pretty shallow
Boombaloverable 5 days ago
Classic rivalries. They never get old.
lifesnatcher80317 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
HE GAVE YOU SUCH A WHOPPIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG
firedemon34526 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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philosophyphantic199 2 weeks ago
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Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Finigini 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
OMG THE ADVERTS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!
samplekris 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
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jollypirate100 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
jackie,eltoro,jackie,eltoro lol
SuperJessicabuckley 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
after so many years of not watching this is still remember how the theme goes =D god i miss my childhood cartoons
kid4eva94 4 months ago 7
I miss my childhood as well
I still watch this.
TheBladekhan 2 weeks ago
I can't stop watching it
TheBladekhan 2 weeks ago
@TheBladekhan me to
Tubba9000 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
all that kid ever says is 'EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE EL TORO FUERTE' = =
KawaiiGenocide 5 months ago
SO many adverts, shampoo is clearly not jackie chans target market
EonorHarry 5 months ago 2
@OversizedCanada Any country can have their own martial arts style..
starishlovesyou 5 months ago
This cartoon kicks but. One moooooree thing I would like 3 sugars in my tea :D!
AlFurqaanTV 5 months ago
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P3KIgangster 6 months ago
i wanna kick paco in the face ¬_¬
P3KIgangster 6 months ago
4 people will receive such a whooping!
Horatio268 6 months ago
I wonder if Jackie ever brings back any of the stuff he takes..
DestinysDead 6 months ago
3 adverts in a 20 minute cartoon? really?
TheSecretdahlia 6 months ago 3
4 people are the dudes from the dark hand.........
nathywadafuk 6 months ago
I lyk how Jade automatically knows the name "shadow khan" hahaha Anyone notice that? :P
Digiomegamon 7 months ago
It's nice to see that the Dark Hand has an internship program.
CHAOSoriginal 7 months ago
I miss this seriesssss! Why can't they play this instead of that stupid show Chowder?
TheKuroshikyo 7 months ago 2
@TheKuroshikyo
chowders brilliant , they should play it instead of that stupid battle force 5 shit
TheShockwaveInator 7 months ago
what i want to know is why the shadow kahn look like ninjas even though its chinese myth not japanese.
kfnnapa2 7 months ago
@kfnnapa2 what i want to know is why Jackie Chan is a ninja even though hes chinese and not japanese
make sense now?
OversizedCanada 7 months ago
@OversizedCanada When was he a ninja
kfnnapa2 7 months ago
@OversizedCanada
kung fu bro. nothing to do with being a ninja. have you not seen jet li films?
welshwill2236 6 months ago
@kfnnapa2
apparently there were chinese ninjas of sort. another example of this is curse of the golden flower
cicada300 6 months ago
Tohru's yelling noises are hilarious.
"NYAR!"
CheesyGranola 7 months ago
One more thing! *smack*
CheesyGranola 7 months ago
Kid should know Asians are good at everything.
101psychfan 7 months ago 3
Im a grown up and like watching this :S
PalmerLalmer 7 months ago 3
Uncle: what happened to you? you lost that match so fast and he gave you such a whooping, lmfao
jracer876 7 months ago
don't finish your homework early again, its too dangerous.... WOW lol
jracer876 7 months ago
Jackie Chan is too freaking awesome
salvtrooper113 7 months ago
All the fatguy says is like ' HELLO CHAN THE TALISMAN' and Jackie must be thinking 'I DONT HAVE THE TALISMANNN!!!!'
TheXdarkstardustX 7 months ago
how come theyre always searching for the same talisman? =L
MrFalconboy01 8 months ago
@MrFalconboy01 Coincidence? xD
CheesyGranola 7 months ago
I forgot how irritating Paco could be...
Significantpower 8 months ago
too many adverts....
xxtwilove89xx 8 months ago
3:01 - "OH YEAHHH"
halfaheartbongobongo 8 months ago
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Dragonas77 8 months ago
@Dragonas77 yes
patchesohoolihan666 8 months ago
"If that is the pilot, then who is flying the plane.........AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
JohnRaines 8 months ago
'dont finish your homework early, its too dangerous' xD
damstrzz18 8 months ago
I love how El Toro makes such a big deal out of never taking his mask off yet in every episode he's in, he takes it off at least once.
method360 8 months ago
whats the point of advertisements?
ManOfSteelCity 8 months ago
You know, Jackie is really abused in his own show. lol.
McCoyFan 8 months ago
ONE MORE THINGGG
Mexikoolz71 9 months ago
"YOU LOST THAT MATCH SO FAST AND HE GAVE YOU SUCH A WHOOOOOOPPPIINNNNNNGGG!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AnimeLover5838 9 months ago 25
everybody knows that only wrestling is fake in wwe
vitrinh07 9 months ago
why do they show this so early in the morning its retarded
ShadowFist421 9 months ago
uncle's favorite catchphrase = "ONE MORE THING"
jshockx3 10 months ago 43
@jshockx3 More like his ONLY catchphrase. Well...
InuyashaKagomae4ever 9 months ago
@jshockx3 one moooooOOOOOoooooore thing
realcelestialphoenix 6 months ago
This gives memorize back to a niggah aha! XD
adamsjay212 10 months ago 6
@adamsjay212 and a honkey
Zapilliphino22 9 months ago
@Zapilliphino22
ahahaha!!
adamsjay212 9 months ago
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Jackie might come out 50ft tall with laser eyes. I dont want to fight jackie with lasers eye, everyone after him now now now!!!
SynchronKnight 10 months ago
Jackie might come out 50ft tall with laser eyes. I dont wont to fight a guy with lasers eye, after him now now now!!!
SynchronKnight 10 months ago 5
if doing home work early is dangerous i DONT want to do it
1kenpatchi 10 months ago
Uncle is a straight O.G.
BigDogJang0 11 months ago
he gave yo such a whooopinggg!!!
pingpongfreak888 11 months ago
i miss this show
SupraSerenity 11 months ago
@SupraSerenity I hear ya. Me too. They should really bring it back so kids of todays generation get to see what they missed
Kaicoyote 11 months ago
Jade reminds me of Jade from Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
LunarX 11 months ago
The Weener lol
xSniperxMayhem 11 months ago
el toro el toro lol xDDDD
Jonathansernel1 1 year ago
taru is such a chicken in the later episodes when he's good no offense
trinh360 1 year ago
@trinh360
none taken, i liked him better in the dark had
infernalone666 11 months ago
how does the plane not fall considering that tohru and el toro fuerte are very big men
VideoGirl360 1 year ago
did jackie just light a stick of dynamite?
VideoGirl360 1 year ago
@VideoGirl360 um idk. wanna get laid 2nite and have oral sex
xSniperxMayhem 11 months ago
@VideoGirl360 flare
Yuke1 11 months ago
YU MO GWAY GWY FAI ZEE ZHAO
MikeHawkIsBig16 1 year ago 3
dood i love the ending song
bearanales 1 year ago
Tohru meet Toro. Toro Tohru. Tohru Toro *whack
aa3gunner 1 year ago
i like how the shadow khan just had some device that sucks things off your face
yamiwafflesXD 1 year ago
Hmm... Kung Fu vs. Luchador Wrestling? Hmm...
UniversalVision 1 year ago
"I'M SORRY I'LL BRING IT BACK THANK YOU"... I still wonder if he really brings it back
ohAlanho 1 year ago
17:54 - 18:08 got to love their reactions though i don't know anyone who might not make one of those reactions
windalchemist001 1 year ago
How does El Toro losing a fight to an invincible and unlimited army of ninjas prove that he's a "Fake"? How could Paco tell just from that that he was cheating!?
Horticultural1 1 year ago
if buster keaton and indiana jones had a baby.. they'd make jackie in this show
LieutenantSparkles 1 year ago
what's chan going as "el prospector"
mcjonmor 1 year ago
don't do your homework early again; it's too dangerous
mcjonmor 1 year ago 2
LOL I love how Tohru DESTROYS the mummy.
MrSapphire 1 year ago
Paco.....GTFO
Blackbeltgirl150 1 year ago
that is it new guy quit LMAO
tribamarina 1 year ago 3
13:17
MONKEY KINGGG
GOOOO MONKEY KING
AZN LEGENDS FTW
G0th1kCh1ld 1 year ago
Jackie! El Toro!
numberonesoulja 1 year ago
I was always confused by the "big man" trope. Jackie can beat hoards of magical shadow warriors and trained henchmen with advanced weaponry, but as soon as one big guy attacks him (Tohru or el Toro, for example), he's overwhelmed. Even with the ox talisman el Toro should have been defeated: an army is stronger than even a man with super-human strength.
pausebeforeviewtube 1 year ago
@pausebeforeviewtube Even in martial arts, they advise against taking on someone bigger then you, but then, they teach you how to use your oppoents weight against them. So yea, this makes no sence even when you put logic into it. Then again, when you were a kid, the last thing you were concerned about when watching this was why Jackie can't beat the crap out of El Toro, you were more concerened about if Uncle was gonna wack Jackie upside the head or if they were gonna get the talisman back.
DragonsRule06 1 year ago
If thats the pilot... Whos flying the plane?! Classic classic..
ScribleWorks 1 year ago
this was the best show!
and i think its hilarious how everyone in mexico speaks perfect english as their primary language x]
thathollandkid24531 1 year ago 3
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13 people died in the making of this episode.
rayfrumthabay 1 year ago
13 people died in the making of this episode.
rayfrumthabay 1 year ago
@rayfrumthabay how?
BNguyeNB 1 year ago
stupid commercial. One is enough, 2 is too much, 3 is a poison that could kill a person
costanj 1 year ago
@costanj Well the commercials is what's keeping these videos on YouTube...
calvinblinkee 1 year ago
@costanj lmao
ladariouswest 1 year ago
I hate the ending song
PoluxCastor 1 year ago
so much fuckin commericals
HunterMordica 1 year ago 2
@HunterMordica commercials are a small price to pay,if you wanna watch tv online, don't like, don't watch :-P, cause quite frankly tv is the same thing, so many commercials.
waterlizardz123 1 year ago
i wanna punch Paco in his stupid fat dome!!
fruitydudexD 1 year ago
does Paco not have somewhere to be or something?
MrPerson640 1 year ago
"But don't finish your homework early again, it's Too Dangerous."
-Jackie Chan
iUnitedpk 1 year ago 3
why is it that that boy can speak perfect english but says "yade" and "yackie" like an idiot? what a racist show...
castrosux94 1 year ago
can anyone direct me to episode 1? i've never watched this series (my favorite!!!) i forgot what its like...... i grew up with this with my big bro!
Vnniefromsiftheads 1 year ago
@Vnniefromsiftheads 1st episode is called the dark hand
bsmmolina 1 year ago
@bsmmolina Thanks
Vnniefromsiftheads 1 year ago
awesome lol
gohabbo123 1 year ago
How does Jade even know what the Shadow-Kahn are called? Has she even heard the name or seen them come from the shadows?
zach2992 1 year ago
Crackle is bad advertisement cuz it just makes you hate the products it promotes.
YellowSpotFungus 1 year ago
Why do people always think that Spanish speakers only want to hit on people? Its romantisized too much. In every movie there is always the "Latin Lover" (Latino pimp) or "La Señorita" (which is pretty much the closest thing to a whore) hmmm i wonder why?
yankee82090 1 year ago
@yankee82090 Puta is whore. Calling someone Señorita means young lady. It's a courtesy way of speaking.
bgcorporation 1 year ago
No i mean during the Bronze era of Movies. Señoritas were portrayed as whores during thr Bronze Era of latinos in TV. Latinos have always been misportrayed and the evidence is in cartoons such as Frito Bandito (who is pretty much a mexican bandit that steals chips) Ahhh you know what im sorry. I am Majoring in Raza (Latino/a Studies) so i am very critical when watching anything that has to deal with latinos.
yankee82090 1 year ago
i like it when jade and poco are together they are soo funny
babycheaks17 1 year ago
Everybody else having no commercials. It's AWESOME!!!!!!
MrGameboy123 1 year ago
Toh-ro reminds me of E. Honda from Street Fighter
robotmaster101 1 year ago
The worst is the ads. They load too slowly, so each 30 SECOND VID takes MORE THAN A MINUTE.
lilanimemaniac 1 year ago
Ahhh, back when Toh-Ru was still a bad guy.
dahuterschuter 1 year ago
Lol, the whole time they were being chased I was thinking "Those are the slowest moter cycles ever."
AliceElizabeth2 1 year ago 28
anyone else wonder if jackie ever returns the things he takes from people lol
lynchisbeast23 1 year ago 59
@lynchisbeast23 Lol, I always wonder that.
AliceElizabeth2 1 year ago
@lynchisbeast23
He does. I can just see him staying up at night running around to return things, even going so far as to ring doorbells to ask if that person owns whatever.
lilanimemaniac 1 year ago
@lynchisbeast23 Ya and i thought about and came to the conclusion that he sell them on ebay
ninja101samurai 7 months ago
This episode really offended me because all they said was wrestling is fake! wrestling's not! FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChadTheWrestleManiac 1 year ago
there seems to be something wrong with the video's
paine131 1 year ago
there seems to be something wrong with the video's
paine131 1 year ago
powerofanime1 1 year ago
paco's such an emo
qqq3815 1 year ago
One More thing *thump*
MUCC360 1 year ago
LOL. " ONE MOREEEE THING ! "
HaruPuchiko 1 year ago
I was gonna watch Dirty Talk.
but after this video, no more. : ]
BuddyCP 1 year ago
7:40 wait, did Jackie just pull down the bottom part of a pair of overalls? What the...
imaloony8 1 year ago
Who Else Wants To Kick Paco In His Little Man? >_>
gaaraofthedesertfan 1 year ago
@gaaraofthedesertfan
what little man? XD
7haMuff1n 1 year ago
@7haMuff1n Lmao...I guess your right!
gaaraofthedesertfan 1 year ago
i typed n bleach and found this shit
magicdevil97 1 year ago
this show is so good, thanks crackle!!!:)
filipante97 1 year ago
when jackie said he bring ANYTHING back did he?
bl865ood 1 year ago
el toro is no match for ninjas :D
Pinkkatredkat 1 year ago
"Chan might bust outta there 50ft tall with laser eyes" lol
Slashercon 1 year ago 4
I'm surprised the Dark Hand thugs didn't get swept away by the river judging by the way it was moving.
PriceRight89 1 year ago
ENDING SONG ROCKS
allanbluman 1 year ago
I wonder if Jackie ever brings things back.
Buffy8Fan 1 year ago 4
thats it new guy quites. funnyest shit ever LMAO @ 11:54
skulltro7 1 year ago
Spiritual Head Uncle appears: "One More Thing!" *whacks you in face*
Gam3Junkie7 1 year ago 34
@Gam3Junkie7 yea like that never happened XD
accelerator65 1 year ago
@Gam3Junkie7 Ouch
taowergirl739 11 months ago
Jade is pretty damn awesome
Her voice is cute too, you know like a little kid's
imbobsaget 1 year ago 3
Tohru's hat looks funny
dragunov23 1 year ago
Something tells me that Paco might have a thing for Jade and maybe Jade does has a thing for Paco deep down inside.
BigDavey 2 years ago 6
Yeah probably.
TheCookieQueen123 1 year ago 3
Am I the only one that wants to punch Paco in his smug mouth?... /:
rickythrills 2 years ago 83
el torro furte lol
hes annoying as hell
potouttoot 2 years ago
@rickythrills
ur not the only one
DamiPL 2 years ago
lol I guess not! =)
TheCookieQueen123 1 year ago
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@rickythrills No, you are not.
LionHeart9619 1 year ago
@rickythrills yeaaaaa
gtaj03 1 year ago
@rickythrills nope so do I
mysticalkidd 1 year ago
@rickythrills No
Midnight1711 1 year ago
Who's the greatest?
Jackie! El Toro!
Jackie! El Toro!
Jackie! El Toro!
Muhammed Ali!
LTFrostbite 2 years ago 5
Jackie is the greatest!!
AngelicHeartNSoul 2 years ago
"he gave you such a whooping" HAHAHAHA
StephaniePhan 2 years ago 4
This show was awesome i remember stayin up until 10:00to watch it when I was nine. Hope I have kids one day I'll let them watch this!
quapo11111 2 years ago 2
This show is so cool! But the music at the end is sooooooooooooooo corny!!! And that little boy Jade was talkin' too so cute! I guess she doens't like boys yet. Oh well, her loss.
chrstine2012 2 years ago
he stole a hang glider XD
just yoinked it, lol.
ryan50ryan 2 years ago
oh, and, JCA rocks by the way, glad crackle finally uploaded seasons two and three
ShadowCastByDivinity 2 years ago
GAH! why is the movie industry making such a big deal over the mayan calender ending? is there something i'm missing with that? cuz to me it seems, seeing as the mayans existed so long ago....the calender makers got kinda bored with making calenders....or perhaps their most advanced expert in the field died, or maybe, they'd only gotten that far when they died out from disease
ShadowCastByDivinity 2 years ago
The big deal is that the end of the Mayan calendar has been linked with other doomsday prophecies elsewhere around the world. Makes for an interesting subject of study, and an interesting plot in a script.
LeonFuego 2 years ago
time go by so fast
this episode go me into THE CHAN!
9 years ago!
prickly10000 2 years ago
i seriously hate these 2012 comericals
supermaxguy 2 years ago 7
we all do!!!!
prickly10000 2 years ago
Wow! I was only 5 when I saw this episode!
SollriderTX1 2 years ago
even on the internet now, there are commercial interruptions!! ugh!
ETIxMOPHEAD 2 years ago 4
i'm just gald that the video is loaded otherwise i'd find somewhere else to watch it because you have watch 4 ad's more if you want rewind it
uzamak3555 2 years ago
And those interruptions allow you to watch it for free instead of paying subscriptions.