Diablo 3 Beta Preview, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet Review, and Evo2k11 Recap! - Destructoid

[LaughingSeraphim]

Blizzard has fallen. Always Online. I didn't buy Starcraft 2 because of it, I will refrain from D3 for the same reason.

[Kmg0]

Online only is lame. It's ONLY for piracy. Stopping people from ''cheating'' is a side effect.

[TheOriginalZomax]

Unfortunately the game is far from epic. The game feels simple as if it were design for xbox. Perfectly boring, no number no feeling of progression. Limited abilities, basically 3 moves, up to 7. Diablo 3 caters to 7-9 year olds. A great game to bundle with a new xbox or ps3. Diablo 3 like B.net 2.0 fails epicly. Thanks Bobby!

[cybor39]

KITTEEEHHHHH 13:00

[songkim6951]

release date will be april 27!

[IcyShroomZ]

I WANT THE THUMBNAIL!!

[jodakiller132]

fuck blizzard... don't make it for noobs.. that loot limit is shit.. the fun part is being an ass in diablo and cheating fucking noobs :)

[rdrwlb]

wow obama's got some real cash for google to play his bullshit video before every youtube view

[BrandonBlaze904]

i came her because of the thumbnail i am disappointed.

[444AngelGuardian]

WOOOO DIABLO!

[TheAltDreamerManz]

You just know she'd take anal...

[ZombieAutooo]

@TheAltDreamerManz id destroy

[destrey6]

epic cat + sexy moustache=best vid ever, taras ok too >.>

[4u70m471k]

Fuck xbox and playstation and all that shit. PC for life!

[Talisman113]

Какие сиськи...

[Hunnerbear92]

I LOVED fighting over loot.. That is pretty lame :/ WoW, here we come.. -.-



[PoppingPOPcans]

fuck you blizzard. i've wanted that game for years... and now it looks like world of warcraft. no single player? world of warcraft raids? graphics like wow? i'm crying.

[shitlinski]

Skyrim begins at... oh, changing video

[veilx]

NICE TITS BITCH.

[InglebertHumperdink1]

a red head with huge jugs, is there anything better?

[MiKEY83091]

Wtf asking me for my home number to sign in? AND... WHY would two bears high five to being nuked?

[yoursnack8]

OMG this dude is giving away a free beta code just sub to him or have a funny comment whatch here on dcl882 channel

[avaiboot]

damn she´s hot!

hoping i could play D3 offline on my own..

[MarsellsGamePlays]

Okay let's take a look at D3- looks like Starcraft 2 or should i say Warcraft . they made automatically money picking ..that just sucks ,If something drops on the ground and it's a item for your character other can't see it sucks to . 8players max - okay so me and my friends wont be able to play it on LAN connection... nice ! I don't know man .. i been waiting this game to be released for a long long time they just made another WOW It's shorter than Diablo 2 No i don't mean Lord of destruction

[hugeweiny]

modern warefare 3 forever!!!!! mw3 is gonna rock this shit!!!!!!!!!!

[crunk4124]

I WANNA PLAY LIVE ALLRIGHT

( 0:07 = BOOBS )

[robbinsbryan1996]

how do i sign up for the Diablo III Beta?

[fredam91]

I would deff hit that

[Filo011]

i want to subscribe but that dude is such a fcking wanker.... it's so hard to lisen to him

[Mrcanking]

Michael Ganjah? lol

[Kstolen23]

Conrad Zimmerman + cat = forever alone!

[Nestrand]

I want that mug, I can't find it!



[rainshadow000]

ONLY 4 Players in the GAME??? sucks

[101soccerstud]

shes cute

[MrDavie9]

Cant wait for diablo 3!

[eedeegee]

I came here because I thought this was a real Diablo 3 Beta Preview. Sad thing is it took me about 2 minutes to realize that it's not.

[ogitode]

i came here cuse i saw arch-angel tyreal with an awesome mustache

[ogitode]

i came here cuse i saw tyreal with a mustache

[hommerkiller]

diablo3 fuckin rocks im a designer for the game im blizcon

[Qjemuse]

i kinda hope D3 will suck.

i mean im an avid fan from 10 years ago. 10 fucking years ago

and the release date has been pushed back 3 or 4 yrs now?

fuck that.

[RoxallUndefined]

KITTY!



[nanotech2080]

LEAVE HIS MUSTACHE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!1one

[barf245]

Diablo 3 is sounding more like a mmo with the bullshit auction house

[008abdullah]

auction house with real money??

EXCUSE ME!??

[heyitsfp]

@008abdullah Alot of people would buy runes or runewords online. Now they just allow you to buy that stuff from an official source. That also means no more spambots.

[008abdullah]

@heyitsfp i understand when this is applied to a cash shop, but ruin the game economy by introducing real money just doesn't sound right!

[heyitsfp]

@heyitsfp people who already buy items from other people via eBay will be happy. The one who doesnt wont see a difference.

[TheLouieishot]

lmfao "I Mustache you a question:" ROFL

[wackoer5]

when do the talk shows come out? i think its every monday wendsday and friday can anybody clarify

[aCartopher]

that's not jonathon ross

[EddieDean1]

@aCartopher that man dosnt stutter and say wibble wobly wonathan woss

[loganINTJ]

Evo was awesome this year! Thanks for all the coverage!

[Chibi1986]

I'm waiting for Tekken X Street Fighter instead.

[F0Xhound009]

winter 2012 is when D3 will be released, trust me on this

[onebaddayaway]

Really enjoyed the addition of Conrad (+ moustache)

[Rawrgazim]

My eyes moved off Tara to that sexy mustache.

[webbtnz]

Video is old! What a scummy boring piece of content, so bad I think I am crying and laughing at the same time LOL Q_Q!

[RavinFox]

Tara is soooo gonna run into Tanuki balls when she looks that up lmao

[BrandNuu562]

Tara Long is hot

[TheDubDoubt]

@BrandNuu562 I think you mean fat

[tanker245]

Oh my god, Conrad has an epic stache.

[maniyarr]

I want a Gears of War Beach Volleyball T-Shirt.

[Rochey94]

That sign last time shut people up about boobs

[norby511]

i think the raccoon dog was a mythological demon

[ToBePhair]

nebulous... that's a good word, totally using it in more sentences

[Grimreaper905]

How about RO2?

[thrasher1100]

lvl Cap of 60 "I HATE WOW" ruining Diablo in every way!

[ualdayan]

Max is right. Not being able to reset a high score list is entirely different from not being able to start at the beginning of a story based game. I have no problems with a permanent high score list.

[craigbo180]

I liked the video because I appreciate anyone with a BEAST of a moustache! It must be awkward for people to talk about Jim Sterling reviews and have to treat them seriously.

[goonkid93]

is this getting bump?

[jumbz2]

thumbs up for bears that know martial arts!

[korin300]

Kitty in the background!

[Xarshale]

digging the longer show. Looking forward to regularly scheduled live shows. keep doin' what you do.

[TheCilpcolp]

@dtoid can Max wear shorts while Tara makes fun of him for wearing shorts?

[09lemongaa]

rule 34......lollipop chainsaw

[ThatKidOverThere]

Conrad looks like how I always imagined Jim's uncle Reggie to look.

[Fulltonic]

FUCK YOU GUYS. JIM STERLING IS THE BEST <3

[DreadedMisfit]

HA he just didn't want to call out Jim in front of the internet. Just man up and say Jim is a total DICK

[conradtoid]

@DreadedMisfit But I don't think Jim is a dick. I think he has tastes that differ from mine and I respect that. Disagreement doesn't need to be uncivilized.

[DreadedMisfit]

@conradtoid OK fair enough. It just appeared to me that you were trying to be as polite as you could to the situation. No offense meant and I agree that everyone can have an opinion just don't agree that they need to be overtly rude about them.

[nabslp670]

Jim's a fatass, why is he reviewing games

[ManWhoWasNotThere]

@nabslp670 lol yes because being fat and playing videogames are definetly mutually exclusive

you are dumb

[SlashingCobra]

games that need constant internet connection and 3ds games with only 1 save file WTF is going on?

[SlashingCobra]

it doesnt matter what they do there will always be piracy

[elmagicoify]

porn mustache FTW



[BillZoeker]

Haha. Tara looked a little confused when Conrad mentioned Dtoid's Twitch TV channel. The channel recently migrated over from Justin TV.

[hoopla993]

I love Suda!!

[MacYokel]

What the fuck ... ow my FUCKING god... the comments...it's.. they're just sick.... I mean....

[ObeIiskos]

Senfeule has reached maximum creeper status..

[ww3pl]

18:51 - [*] - Conrad got killed by a Ninja :(

[SenfeuIe]

i wait on the first little 12 year old virgin who writes me "why you write that? you get no sex in real life?" :D

[anonymousbl00dlust]

@SenfeuIe I concede to you good sir. You truly are king of the youtubes.

[SenfeuIe]

@anonymousbl00dlust thx man

[SenfeuIe]

tits O_O <3

[SenfeuIe]

or at least let me fuck you... okay? write me..

[SenfeuIe]

DO PORN FUCKING GOD DAMN SHITTY FUCK! PLEEEEASE

[SenfeuIe]

time to stalk again <3 I LOOK THRU YOUR WINDOW EVERY TIME YOU SLEEP TARA!

[SenfeuIe]

omg my penis gets hard every time taras titties start to bounce a little bit if shes moving..

[irishcrixus]

LIVE SHOW EVERY WEEK! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

[SenfeuIe]

or pussy... tara eating pussy would be okay 2

[SenfeuIe]

btw: nice titties tara <3 please do porn and eat sperm!

[SenfeuIe]

world of warcraft is STRATEGY? :D good joke tara.. WoW is the worst running and hitting game ever, and thats why it sux so hard! 

[upmybracket]

This male host really does want to leap over the table and get it her. We can all see it through his angry responses and nervous disposition. Done.

[blackhorror12]

Just make a SSB-remake and people will buy this thing

[ilostmysoultoyou]

3:08

It could be a ninja high five

[fmgaluda]

I would have saw Max pulling faces but I was too busy staring at Tara's boobs.

[iBrokenBMX]

Thumbs Up if You Googled "Raccoon Dog"

[monkeybear]

Is.. is that Mario?

[agmarkis]

Does conrad lick himself?

[RagnaroekChaos]

CAT IN THE BACKGROUND!

He has won the internet.

[brigeboy95]

CAT!!!!

[MrDancelikeamonkey]

i really hope i get my d3 beta key

[UndeadKIRA]

Dat 'stache 

[InitialDei]

I only subscribed to watch Lara. =D

[stewart113]

@InitialDei Lara? Who is this Lara you speak of? I only know a Tara.

[InitialDei]

@stewart113 oops LOL

[mbe102]

Shipped... or sold? Big difference.

[mbe102]

I love having no ad's... and apparently Destructoid is smart enough to get that, so they put them in the videos, and add breasts, and amazing hair, and the only reason I watch... Boba Fett Drinking Cup. Smart.

[hylianfreak]

lolipop

[dhardcastle88]

Haha less than 1000 views!!!!

[Obajek]

Really liking the time you guy are going to be doing live shows at. Would be nicer an hour later but eh wth.

[RaycxellTorres]

what?...no funny message on the front of the desk???

[me8321]

omg she looks especially hot today :l

[MrSports2]

lol max being bored at 13:29 :D

[SirCabbage08]

why no note today

[dakingeman]

step 1: go to 11:59

step 2: start a staring contest with max

step 3: win

[lightandarklove]

I hope Street Fighter X Tekken comes to the 3DS, it would be great to have a fun portable Tekken Game.

I like how Conrad has his cat in the shot and se's cleaning himself. Is that to try and get more cuteness views?

Please get Jonathan Holmes on that video chat! We miss him!

Your lolol on the front of the desk is off center. please fix it.

[LoniTong]

Everytime I pause these videos they both have stupid faces :D

[KLogTV]

I LOVE LIVE SHOWS!! AND WRITING WITH CAPS

[mmichaelwwong]

310th viewer.

[BowskiGraphics]

bewbs

[martinaee]

LOL Conrad Z. is awesome. Get him on the show more.

"Do you ever lick yourself? ... I can't reach that far."  LOL

[Americanbadashh]

can't blame them? 15,000 copies in Japan.. thats the problem you released it in Japan. Nothing wrong with japan it's just the audience is bigger in the western countries if they had done an English language release it most likely would have gotten more sales. and if the PSP game was a factor why start the project of MML3 up and promise to finish it.

[theholyviper]

i hope you can infact use weapons for other classes in diablo3, coz thats what made badass characters really badass in d2

[AzraelLeThorn]

I demand more mustache.

[BongRiperson]

Conrad's awesome.

[MyYsMa]

STOP MAKING STUPID COMMENTS. TALK ABOUT HER BEAUTIFUL BOOBS

COME ONNNNN CUYZ!

[iamthemonkeynudist]

i love Destructoid!!

[fudenciox1]

Does anyone else feels bad for skipping the ad?

[MagneticLehrak]

@fudenciox1 nope

[GirugaMarc]

@fudenciox1

Not at all.

[devinlee53]

@fudenciox1 nope

[DTOID]

@fudenciox1 You should feel bad. We never skip any of your comments!

[SomeBuudeh]

"LOLOL" nice tits Tara.

[stefeler1]

why dident you make a funny note today :(

[InvaderGrimmVG]

@stefeler1 The minecraft blocks spell out LOLOLOL. :)

[SnoopyReloaded]

10 max scoville underwear packs next friday! ;D

[InfinityTimesLarger]

when the heck is the free Portal 2 DLC Valve promised coming out!!!?

[gilogley]

@maxscoville Max got double owned!