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  • why not just suck him, bimbo?

  • @3submergedtrees You NEVER admit what you have done wrong to a cop. Cops always ask the classic "you know why I stopped you right?". The answer to that everytime is NO. If you say yes, he will write that down and use it in court, which is an automatic guilty sentence. You have a right not to bear witness against yourself guranteed by the bill of rights.

  • kate boner??

  • Playing dumb is the absolute wrong thing to do. Im a criminal justice major and know a lot of cops. If you get caught speeding and try to lie your way out of it like "oh I didnt realize I was speeding", you're getting a ticket. Cops don't want an idiot on the road that can't tell if they're speeding or not, and they don't like to be lied to. They much prefer honesty and aptitude. They will be more likely to let you off if you are intelligent enough to know you were speeding & are respectful

  • Must be knee deep in here. Follow the posted speed limit sign and you wont have to weasel yourself to her level.

  • WOW this lady just told everyone to lie to the Court!!!! Yea go ahead and do that and see if you don't get your dumbass locked up for purjury over a 100 dollar ticket. Stupid Stupid Stupid. Also do not ask for a warning. All that does is make the Officer angry cause you think you should get away with what you did. You are better off letting him make his decision on his own. Just apologize for your infraction and be sincere or at least sound it and you will get your warning most of the time.

  • hehe kate boner

  • don't jaywalk and don't drive

  • over speed the cops, if u fail, u r lowest life form on this planet.

  • what. your name is kate boner?

  • My life has been wasted watching this, this clip could have been 10 seconds long.

  • Ask the cop for a warning... you're brilliant 

  • Why arent you blonde

  • My right ear is lonely

  • there you go lets go ahead and fuck over our younger generation by letting them get the tickets... hey you fuck up of a bitch cops arnt stupid they know your going the same speed and will attempt to pull you over too if you keep driving your asking for a $5000 ticket for avoiding an officer. jesus the nerve you got you fucking bitch

  • this is unbearable

  • I cant even remember the last Ticket i got,, You , lady Are a Criminal

    You sound DUMB to me ..

  • Everyone of those tips is sure to get you a ticket...especially name dropping.. they hate that.

  • She got it wrong its a WHITE TEENAGE BOY CAUSE PULLING OVER BLACK PEOPLE IS RACIST!

  • I turned the sound off to watch this video because the broad featured on it looked like she was gonna be a loud annoying bitch. Once I noticed she didn't have nice tits I stopped the video after a few seconds. Don't waste your time with this vid.

  • I hate it when idiots spout "theories" about the law when none of them are actually laws.

  • so basically you're saying lie? ignorant. I've been honest the times i've been pulled over, the cops respected it, and i got either lesser tickets, or not one at all. you will not be rewarded for lying.

  • i thought her last name was pronounced boner

  • Please don't tell people to follow faster vehicles. I can't count how many times i nearly hit by a car while riding my motorcycle, just because someone was doing your little "trick." It is safer on a motorcycle to ride slightly faster than traffic. You're just doing it because you procrastinated before your flight. When riding my bike, I don't have a safe little cage to play games with.

  • It's definitely "Boner"...

  • So...

    I HATE fucks like her mother, they're the reason why Teens have bad images.

    1)Blame a teen or sports car driver...

    2)beg your way out of getting a ticket...

    3)Take advantage of a police officer who takes his job seriously...

    4) if that doesn't work, Falsify a medical emergency in the court of law.

    I see a problem with the geriatrics of this country... Purgery being a significant one.

    Pay the fucking fine! if you can't drive correctly, you don't deserve to be driving!

  • So...

    I HATE fucks like her mother, they're the reason why Teens have bad images.

    1)Blame a teen or sports car driver...

    2)beg your way out of getting a ticket...

    3)Take advantage of a police officer who takes his job seriously...

    4) if that doesn't work, Falsify a medical emergency in the court of law.

    I see a problem with the geriatrics of this country...

  • does the term "BIMBO" mean anything to you?

  • El Stupido

  • so, this is where years of struggling for equal rights for women has gotten us. yay.

  • I've cracked the code about not getting tickets. It's this idea that involves actually doing the speed limit. I went without getting a ticket for five years following this theory.

    Problem was I started speeding again....and guess what., I got a ticket.

  • kate boner?

  • Don't speed. Thumbs up

  • lol, i cant believe they aired this

  • Agreed, Fuck you. I drive a red Mustang you fucking man hater. I bet she's the prime example of "women can't drive".

  • " how not to get a speeding ticket" ... drive slowly

  • How not to get a speeding ticket? Don't go over the speed limit. Why do you need 4 minutes and 22 seconds to explain that?

  • you can not speed then you wont get a ticket

  • some stupid fucker did that to me and i got a $297.47 ticket

  • I clicked dislike when I heard "my mother wah wah wah"....

  • And if all else fails... offer to lick his night stick...

  • How about "Don't speed." Or suck it up if you get caught!

  • ooooooo this woman really needs to be de-juiced she's a fruit full of juice and noone has really tapped that...go make a latino happy you will rediscover ur self and you're whitness will be gone....but baby i bet u scream!!! oh yesssss!!!!!!!

    yo, the tits are bigger then they seem..experience helps you see and they are actually a surprise ....OH! MY BOHNER!!!!!...................­..(call me!!..lol)

  • Grow some big tits... fast!

  • My right ear feels lonely.

  • Most little red sports cars have fuzz busters, or at least I do. Don't count on them speeding when they go by a cop.

  • well see if you have a real sports car, hit the gas and speed off if he cant catch you he cant ticket you. james bond your licence plate and your golden

  • How about: Don't speed.

  • this explains alot about female drivers

  • my theory on how to not get a speeding ticket is to not speed

  • LOL kate boner

  • i hop the cops are not seeing this BC if they are u have to do a new Video hahaha

  • step 1:

    show your tits

  • How could you possibly get the police notes? That's a pipe dream.

  • Fuck Am the teenage boy in the sports car no help at all .

  • does this work if you're black?

  • lol, Hey Bohner, my name is Hawk, Mike Hawk.

  • Be manipulative, basically. I can't believe cops fall for this crap...

  • actually there are many cops that pull a noshow....not saying you should expect it im just sayin i will happen

  • Step #1 Purchase a "Valentine 1" Radar detector. They really work !

  • looks like lighthouse point fl

  • why are you encouraging this?

  • @shakimaro - This information could be used whether you actually did something wrong or not. It's up to you how you use it. Doesn't sound like she's explicitly encouraging anything to me, just explaining your options.

  • i drive fast all the time and have never gotten a ticket

  • Yes I did but not in this car. I got it in a sliver truck

  • what if im the teenager? FML?

  • accept the ticket and most likely the cops will give you a break

  • play dumb? wow you are dumb you play straight forward, methodical and fast with the cops and thats how u get out of a ticket... this bitch is stupid.

  • I stoped the video at 1:34!

    I own a 98 vw jetta vr6 and it is red! I'm not joking. This is odd lol. And I am 17 lol and my car is some what loud

  • @needshift Did you recently get a speeding ticket? lmao

  • If you TRULY didn't do what the cop claimed, calmly accept the ticket, wait for your court date, then calmly tell the judge. One cop pulled me over for going over the speed limit in a school zone. Little problem, no kids present and the size was a empty post. I went back snapped a picture, showed the judge, cop admitted it and then stood there while the judge read the riot act to the cop and called his watch commander. Worth taking a day off from work to watch the stupid cop squirm.

  • fuck you im 17 an drive a red vw jetta

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  • actually the first two weren't bad, most police officers especially the ones who have been at it a while don't like to mess with speeders unless they're ten miles over, but mind you that doesn't they won't. you could still get unlucky and get a new rookie looking for someone to pull over or one that really needs a ticket

  • And then you look like a moron when there are a couple officers pulling you all over at once like ive seen many times, Try obeying the law and you don't have to worry about kissing ass trying to get out of a ticket you deserve anyways!

  • B.......................

  • My brother is a CHP officer in Sacramento. If you try to "name drop" with him, you are guaranteed to receive a ticket. He doesn't put up with that crap.

  • Just so you know, in the car world we have a term for the bait cars. We call them "Rabbits", because they are the ones that will get caught in the speed trap.

  • why was I only able to hear your voice through one headphone?

  • Less talking less clothes.

  • nice tits

  • most police officers prefer being addressed as "officer" not, "sir" or "mam"..

  • If I pulled you over, I would give you two tickets. One for not having a samitch ready for me and two for making a terrible misinformative video directed towards women... next your gunna wanna vote... ha ha... women

  • step 1: take a cap

    step 2: walk

    step 3: carpool

    step 4: stay home

    step 5: show your boobs Kate!

  • She forgot to mention sucking his dick that's what she does then stops driving in kitchens and makes him a god damn sandwich

  • What a fucking bitch mom.

  • I'm sorry, but your mom is retarded. She can pretend all she wants lol.

  • Fuck you! im a 17 yr old with a red sports car

  • @OhManqueso So you consider a honda a sports car? Get a life kid.

  • @OhManqueso I'm sure it's really a two dorr Front Wheel Drive Econo car... get real kiddies. An Eclipse is not a sports car, haha.

  • NO NO! This is what you do. When you get pulled over for speeding, immediately turn off your car and put both of your hands out the window. When the cop walks up and asks why you're hands are outside, tell him you're doing it for his safety and peace of mind. That trick will soften up even the dickiest cops, and you'll have a much better chance at getting off with a warning. I've done it. Shit man, I should make a video for that...

  • How not to get a speeding ticket, don't stop!

  • Hey Kate; How not to get a ticket? DON'T SPEED DUMBASS

    Are you sure you are not blonde?

  • Women drivers oh god

  • also tell them "I pay your salary."

  • Kate Boner Lmao that's too good

  • This is moronic. How not to get a speeding ticket? Don't fucking speed.

  • women shouldn't drive, make 'em take the bus!

  • It's sad that people feel they have to tune out and race by others to be good drivers. It's about being aware and (positively) responsive.

  • wow, she just got most of you that take the advice tickets,

  • @vettedog I couldn't agree more. If the cops been trained at all or doing his/her job for any amount of time, he/she knows that EVERYONE speeds and many try to use transparent tricks like this. I do speed sometimes (a little on freeways) but it's generally about 10 mph under everyone else, so the cops don't go after me. Don't let your friends push you into driving faster or more aggressively either. This is why I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in over 35 years of driving. GO SLOW.

  • few tips...DONT ask for a warning, and DONT wait for the officer to tell you what you did wrong. be truthful with the officer, accept what you did wrong, and you're more likely to get a warning. this lady is a DUMBASS. (oh and just don't speed)

  • @nickhawkman Bad nicky BAD! Weak advice man. You ALWAYS make sure the cop tells you what you did wrong first! Unless you're going more than 10 over; then you can just assume it's for speeding. Anything less than that and there's a chance they might just be pulling you over for something more minor (like a non working tail light, illegal head lights, or illegally tinted windows). If you give them bonus reasons to ticket you and the cop is a dick (and a lot are), they'll simply tack that on too.

  • @inmaniak haha, well i'll give you that, a lot of cops are dicks. but really, isn't the best advice just to follow the rules of the road? don't speed (drastically), don't drive like an idiot, etc. if a cop pulls you over for a non working tail light, don't you usually get a warning? i may be wrong (again), but idk. and just be smart. don't give the cop a reason to pull you over. hahaha i'm sure many disagree with that, and just want to go "ok, i get pulled over a lot, what do i do?" haha oh well

  • You talk to much. Show us your BOOBIES. And i also get bonners if your woundering.

  • Teenager, check...Red SRT4, check... shit i'm avoiding people like you now..

  • How not to get a speeding ticket:

    Step 1: DO NOT SPEED!

  • God damn idiot "tips".. just don´t drive too fast and you won´t get a ticket ! ...

  • kate i have a bohner too

  • @ATVmaniac50 LOL LMAO

  • lol

  • dis chick is dumb

  • Hey kate, i have a Bohner you mind taking care of that for me?

  • step one you brain dead slut,dont break the speed limit,as for your mom,shes the kind of fuckwit that kills innocent people,why dont you just take your top off and jump up and down already.

  • This woman is a moron. Drive 10 over the limit and follow another car? Demand the officers notes and lie in court about an emergency? You are asking for trouble. If you get caught lying to the judge they have the ability to ammend the ticket to the wavier maximum (in my state) of $1141. Don't listen to this crap.

  • @lionel21000 It is all chance, I drove 75 in a 65 for nearly 350 miles past many state troopers in a black lowered highly modified 300ZXTT at 3am and did not get pulled. I have gotten out of many speeding tickets, if you get one always request a supporting deposition(the notes she talks about). Always be courteous, never say anything as ddp1231 said, they know why they pulled you over. Depending on the jurisdiction you can find it easy or next impossible to get out of a ticket.

  • Hand over your DL and papers and say NOTHING. Everything he needs to know is on the papers. Your are being recorded, so remember your 5th amendment right to SHUT UP. Just take the ticket and go. You can beat it in court....

    you can just point to your throat and then mime any answers. He'll quit asking soon enough cuz he feels foolish....

  • I've been driving big trucks for twenty year, and I've been pulled over at least a dozen times from speeding to failure to obey signs. I have gotten out of all of them but one by playing dumb. The biggest mistake to say to any cop is: 1.Tell them you know the law and your rights 2. Make a subtle treats with your attorney. 3. Profanity. I've had the unfortunate misery to drive on teams, and my team driver would say one of these three things when he got pulled over. You can imagine what they did

  • ITS CALLED DONT SPEED!

  • silly woman, none of that shit works, especially if youre a guy. the best hope you actually have is to be honest about it, and respectful to the cop. remember, cops are just looking for an excuse to nail your ass to the wall, beat the shit out of you, or even taze you. they are always lied to. it throws them off guard if you are honest and admit you fucked up and something sometimes goes off in ther undersized hearts telling them to let you go with a warning

  • How to avoid a speeding ticket. Couple of options:

    1. Don't speed.

    2. Be a hot, white blonde w/ big tits.

    3. Just have a car faster than a Crown Victoria.

    4. Radar Detector

    5. Radar JAMMER

    1 & 2 always work, the others are maybes :)

  • First step? Breast implants. Second step? Flirting. Third Step? Sexual favours.

    I'm just sayin'.

  • lol i went to court for a racing on highway ticket 3 weeks after i got my license had to pay $125 for ticket an court cost an $25 for driving school i was lucky as hell i didnt get my licensce takin away or..a way bigger ticket

  • Kiss up? Yeah, that'll work. Drop a name? Unless the cop has no dignity whatsoever that would have no effect and make them even more likely to write you up. Excuse in court? The word perjury comes to mind.

  • Step one: gooo slooooooowww

  • @halloikbenXD that's what she said

  • @halloikbenXD i don't know about the states, but here in canada you can get a ticket for going to slow...

  • How to avoid a speeding ticket? Don't speed.

  • @Predicant1 yeah and lemme guess,, you're the guy who goes 65 mph in my fast lane.

  • @Predicant1 how to avoid a zpeeding ticket drop it to 3rd an get on a back road lol

  • Will you cheat on you husband? Will you still? Will you run over stop or red light? ... what part of speed limit sign don't you understand?

  • suck my bohner

  • Girls are dumb

  • whats the name of the song?

  • How to avoid speed ticket: Don't let your woman drive.

  • After 3 minutes I just suddenly asked myself "what was she talking about?"

  • Join the REPUBLIC and OPT OUT & JOIN IN is the best way to not get defrauded by the POLICE STATE.

    Every men & women has a RIGHTS to travel without being licensed or harassed by the TERRORCRATS and DEMOCRACY POLICE PIRATES!!

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    REPUBLIC RISING - DEMOCRACY DEMISING

  • Wow, her idea worked ONCE, so it must be true!

    50 feet doesn't do you much good if the cop gets you on radar and then follows to guage your speed (since most states require more than just radar).. then he'll get YOU. Best to stay about 1/4 mile back behind your "rabbit." so that the cop will have time to pull out.

    As for the "real speed limit," that's 10 mph over posted: THAT'S "bait" too-- bait by cops, to get YOU to drive faster than the posted limit!

  • I find this video easy to masterbate to

  • @Mattballj10

    Compared to listening to her anyway

  • comment # 1000

  • Lady's....this is a great example of why women have breasts... (say it with me guys) So we have something to do while you're talking.

  • How about not speeding to avoid getting a ticket?

  • @FoohyMasterr

    Yes, I'm glad she didn't suggest anything rash or extreme as FOLLOWING THE LAW.

    Next maybe she'll tell us how to hold up a liquor store without getting caught, specially if we have to off a few rubes in the crossfire and bust some caps in some asses..

  • @FoohyMasterr

    Are you out of your MIND? That's for the LITTLE people! That's their attitude, like people who obey the law are fools and losers who aren't smart or brave or cool enough to break the rules, they they they're above the law.

    Seriously though, my car has a digital spedometer, and I set the cruise-control EXACTLY at the speed limit.

  • I'm a cop and now I will no longer cut people breaks and they say ANYTHING that I saw on this video.

  • @yougoboydc

    Never cut anyone breaks, it's unfair to those of us who obey the law. What breaks do WE get for that?

  • @postalmeter trust me, i don't cut many breaks unless there are exigent circumstances, but you are right, people aren't rewarded for doing the right thing so violators shouldn't be extended any type of courtesies.

  • @yougoboydc

    Well I don't expect to be rewarded for just doing the right thing, and I think that's the problem today.

    People drive badly enough like they own the road, refusing to signal, cutting other people off because they suddenly decide they want to change lanes, running yellow lights etc. and it's like there's two kinds of people: those who drive like idiots, and the rest of us who are supposed to watch out for these pin-heads.

  • don't speed?

  • She Is Old

  • You're an idiot!

  • @Countryb0y333 I Literally watched the video, said that out loud then scrolled down and read your comment!

  • The bait car technique doesn't work unless you have a radar/lidar detector, and if there are multiple police cars waiting.

  • If you don't want a speeding ticket, not speeding is the easiest solution. That said, doing this means that you will be making exactly the same time as they did in the 1950s, and that's just fucking ridiculous. Cars today can easily hold 100 mph for a long, LONG period of time while keeping you in comfort and safety, and the speed limits ought to reflect this, but they don't. Look up Alex Roy, who managed to cross the US averaging something like 120mph, safely and without getting ticketed.

  • Calling the officer, officer or if you can tell by their rank (sergeant, lieutenant, etc.) is better  than sir or mam.

  • She is really telling you to lie in court? that is one big problem there kate telling people to lie under oath real responsible. Just admitt your speed and ask nice for a break is about it. If you deny or just don't answer=auto ticket. A good cop can stop more than one person at a time so following another speeder doesn't always work.

  • And Third : Play Dumb? she has that locked up,

  • kate boner

  • kate BOHNER?

  • Speeders aren't so bad, someone has to keep the welfare system afloat.

  • @themirabro Lol...I think this is serious dude. All I can do is facepalm.

  • lol her name could be pronounced "kate "boner"

  • milf

  • so she is telling people to lie in court

  • The Boat behind is speeding xD

  • I can't imagine a TV station actually put this crap on the air. It will encourage people to speed thinking they have a chance to get away with it.

    I hope she doesn't learn the hard way about what speed can do.

  • show us your hooters kate

  • @irideutube

    She does to the cop, I assure you-- it's how she REALLY beats the ticket

  • Never thought I'd say this to a woman, TALK LOUDER YOU BITCH

  • Shes a milf :)

  • lol

  • She should have an article about how to get out of trouble after hitting and killing a kid while speeding.

  • @originalsin56 The way to avoid trouble in your scenario is to keep going after hitting the kid. After the initial contact accelerate away. I wish that everyone used this logic. I'm going to stab people in crowds, being careful of course that there is a skinhead with tattoos in front of me and a Black with facial tattoos behind me. I should be cool, right, I mean after all it does look like someone else is the bad guy that way...........

  • how about you not be a douche bag and respect the law.

  • "baby" , listen to me and listen good:

    EVERYONE MUST RESPECT THE SPEED LIMITS!

    Those speed limits aren't there FOR NO REASON!

    DON'T BE STUPID, USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN,PLEASE!

    oh, and stop killing innocent humans by SPEEDING...