queen termite

[1327177]

not queen a larva

[darkunit050]

really look like a dick

[MrXFounderx]

thts Chuck Norris.

Termite Version

[TheA10Phonex]

no, it's not a queen termite, this tree has a dick!! haha

[turtleclam]

ew

[2drops0fwater]

eeww stupid kids!

lmao

[MRresievil310]

that's just the genitals of the tree silly.

[Ressurrector]

gross

[BeyondOrwell]

i would have blasted it with piss

[QueenTopGear]

@BeyondOrwell LMFAO

[qmcsing]

@BeyondOrwell LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!!

[BlaCkJack36O]

BURN IT!

[paleobc65]

i cant beleive you would try to remove it its a whore queen probably got termite herpes and other nasty shitz

[SageZane560]

bullshit thats a grub asholes.

[jackslaughters]

you made it happy when you rubbed it with the leaf!! Good work

[marinafalala321]

@jackslaughters ewww

[adamroberttaylor]

that was probably some hobos junk....

[Aqualix100]

shut up dog :D

[ThatSkinnyWhiteKid]

I hope this get's taken down. Recording yourself sexually violating a termite is not cool.

[davidtejones]

thats no termite queen. thats just a big wood worm.

[VictoriaJustice55555]

i think he got turned on by ur intense rubbing :D

[noorgal55]

its not a termite queen, its beetle larvae ...

[noorgal55]

its not a termite queen, its beetle larvae ...

[Carolusclen]

thats in a block of wood. its a woodworm, not a queen termite. the abdomin of a queen termite is very soft. if you squize it like that, it would break.

[MsLiew1901]

@Carolusclen And there will be billions of eggs coming out . How do you know it is vry soft, anyway ?

[Carolusclen]

@MsLiew1901 I have seen termite queens. quite a few of them actualy. our workers found one diging the foundations of a rondavel at my house, and i have seen one from a termite mound that we dug up to use for topsoil. Termites eat wood, not burrow in it and make there nests in it.The burrow that worm was in was smooth, AND not to mention that there where no other termites, a queen termite will have thousands of ants around it, and there is no sign of termite damage on that wood. thats how i know

[NoxiousNickolai]

@Carolusclen *termites around it, not ants =)

[Carolusclen]

@NoxiousNickolai haha, my bad, you know what i mean :P

[MsLiew1901]

Did I just see some eggs shoot out of the abdomen ?!

[CrazyKidDareMe]

its sill young ... it isnt even ready to mate...

[Sims2Slave]

use hand it only a living creature would u touch a kitten or a puppy well its the same they look and fell different

[AgeofATHEIST]

will it blend. that is the question.

[scott1506]

@AgeofATHEIST ahahahaha good one.

[Zacmanization]

@AgeofATHEIST LOLOLOL

[krayzeejojo]

Look at the size of that fat son of bitch!

[carl9303]

Don't disturb it. It's having sex with the King!

[smokey3540]

will it blend?

[accident777]

Good Video! I was squirming in my seat

[t3trojans]

thats the trees penis!

[MilanChristopherTV]

thats not a termite you idiots

[SeanIsGoldenlatios]

@MilanChristopherTV umm yes it is dumbass look it up and i would know...

[45Imagamer]

Shoot it in the ass with a BB and watch it explode.

[runescapepowas]

just pick it up......

[TheFucker55]

thats not a fucking queen termite u moron!!!!!!!!!!

[Guildwars55]

@TheFucker55 and you would know this how?

[TheFucker55]

@Guildwars55 because queen termite are inside the colony!!!!

not OUTSIDE the colony!!!!!

[pencid]

according to Bear Grylls that's a queen termite and... a satisfying breakfast.

[BigWheelaCatPeelaYea]

How did it Taste?

[Marig00o]

Aww.. I bet you guys killed it after the video ended..

[OMFGsoBOARD]

I wonder how she will react when she finds out I was hiding in there sticking my penis out so she would rub it

[dwaynedibbly]

@OMFGsoBOARD lol that made me crack up

[galliance]

@OMFGsoBOARD

Hhahahahhahahhaha xDDDDDDDDDDDD

Loooooool Made my day^^

[khryzalids]

@OMFGsoBOARD is ur pewis that small?

[ganaschico]

@OMFGsoBOARD well, its fairly small

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Just grab the damn thing and pull it out.

[TheElmosMafia]

Lol "im getting my ass massaged,feels good i had too much babies with my sons"

[StarCraftAccount]

that's not a queen termite. that's a beetle larva/grub, and most likely a longhorn beetle larva.

[predalien211]

no its a queen termite thats what they look like

[StarCraftAccount]

they look similar but you obviously don't know what a longhorn beetle larva looks like. i suggest you google photos.

[kakahieu12]

lol looked like a penis when it went up up

[ollavv]

@kakahieu12 HAHA! Thumbs up!

[hnrksl]

you were just rubbing a leaf on a tree dick lol

[generalgreniuk]

shes helples!! were the solgers

[Vroldekhan]

it was the penis of the child-molester you have of a neighbor

[kierut]

Sinh1992, hahaha I'm getting my ass rubbed by a leaf. That's the funniest shit

[lordjebus2]

bro... thats a penis, straight up

[sinh1992]

Kinda true, the queen of an ant colony would have been deep inside the chamber rather then hanging outside, "help! i'm getting my ass rubbed by a leaf."

[johnsnake71]

@sinh1992 ant colony? thats a termite!!!

[scott1506]

@sinh1992 hahaahah

[babyorphankicker]

oooh

u touch my tra la la

[BlogTvGuyBack]

wow "its very disgusting" yeh rite i bet when u turned of the cam u fucking sucked that worm out with ur mouth

[axelsaulean]

just grab the fucking thing with your hand!!! ps that a worm not termite queen -.-

[johnsnake71]

@axelsaulean that is a termite queen thats just what they look like will millions of eggs in her that explain why she's like that

[Wylff]

It is not a termite queen, it is just a wood worm..

If it was a termiate queen there would be a round 100 000 termite solders running around everywhere

[BansheeNoobFilmz]

Those things are edible. I don't know how they taste but... they are.

[Virginityrocks]

If Alien has taught me anything, it's that you need to use a flame thrower.

[chrisgun123]

it's the dick of the tree. When you rubbed it it stood up.

[onthemove201]

LOL AHAHAHA

[Salvadiazzz]

hahahahahha very good xD

[Drbolla345]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[dalektaliban]

its not disgusting, you pink weasel

[Osmann45]

Ive heard if you dry them in your oven a few days till its dead and all dry, you can smoke it xD

[pivotpcproductions]

lolwut

[kcuskcid]

bitch you kept on rubbing it then it stood up. WHORE!

[stevimated]

@kcuskcid laaaaaaaaaaaaawl

[talatori]

smoke it

[Zomgitadwarf]

glory hole?

[nottclip]

its not a queen termite... it is a Zeuzera coffeae

[AnotherAwesomeAsian]

yup i want one!

[gyorihuni]

omg! i want one! XD

[ariadarabi]

lick it, maybe something amazing will happen. maybe he will turn into a handsome prince. its worth a try.

[BenTheMagnifice]

no, no its not...

[the0ne4nd0nlyz1nk]

or it'll look like shes licking a smal pink dick haha

[Celly222]

I just tried it. Im still ugly and my mouth smells like shit. Any other bright ideas?

lol ;-)

[kirynthebishop]

That's some type of beetle larva, it's not a queen termite. For one thing, the queen termite doesn't move like that. For another, the queen wouldn't be sticking halfway out of the nest, seemingly stuck. Also, if that's in America, the queens don't get that big.

[KRAZY7777]

wheres the soilders?!

[monkeysead]

it looks likea dick

[PieisAwesome123245]

Dick in a tree.

[LeopardGeckoKingdom]

Pussy, grab it with your fingers.

[thendlessonline]

lol tree dick good one xD

[illpunchyourbaby]

smoke it out X D

[WarezRUs]

Looks like a mini white cock.

[kirbyfan000]

Ugh that's DISGUSTING! :O

I wouldn't be brave enough to grab THAT...

[MAHxBOI]

eugh. gross... but anyways 6/5

[Rawrx310]

GRAB IT PUSSY !

[haoqh]

It's a tree dick.

[arbiter26]

lol tree dick hahaha

[dstrbd223]

Wings? Only swarmers have wings

[MASTACHIEFrul3s]

oh i thought they had wings i must have mistaken the queen from these flying antsthat came out in spring oh and i didnt know the queen looked like a worm until i watched some other videos

[dirtylivin07]

just pick the fucker up you pussy :)

[tronulu]

queens are bigger

[trolldicaverna]

BIIIIG!!!

[shadow6190]

not a queen, the queen wouldn't be able to move like that

[Zoeslaterz]

it's not the queen, pretty sure it's grub that just glow and attract insects at night

[watermelonorange]

she says its too hot out.

[itsdalena]

lol now eat it!

bear from man vs wild did

[pilotdave1000]

lol

[RECONCLAN]

Get an airsoft rifle and shoot at it like f***ing helllllllll lol

[pilotdave1000]

nah use a paintball gun

[taigokai]

wow!

[sakone0054]

its not a queen and also something called a napkin -.- or use something more idk...big if your so discussted

[Nerwik]

sure it wast a neighbour on the second side of fence ?

[ZupaSC]

LMAO! Looks like something rubber'd to me

[DrPysonic]

its not a queen cause its immobile. its just a grub bettle in the heart of the tree

[jokez6890]

Wood Boring Beetle larva.

[Aguybehindyou]

I'll laugh if 80,000 termites come swarming out and swarm around the person.

[zeebra901]

Termite queen is a fat whore

[DavisXero]

thats just the grub of a bark beetle

[Audovauld]

i think thats just a giant grub of a beetle.

[DavyJones12345678910]

yo, one time i stuck my hand in a bush after a liizard, i pullit out and this huge headed termite is pinching my finger. i guess the king?

[jokez6890]

Thats not a queen termite. It's a wood boring beatle larva. They can be up to 3.5 inches long. Go2lern sumfin.

[terminatorvf]

shes HUGE!

[ririhugs]

You have to catch and kill it. Coz' after it will makes thousands of eggs and they will eat woody peices in your house...

[xXxHurricanxXx]

EAT IT MUHAHAHAHAHA

[princeleon25]

how did u catch it

[SetaSiittio]

Im lucky finland doesnt have termites and we only have 4 different ants. :P

[lasseriks]

ye ;D

[synizrock]

omg! its huge!!

[891465]

thats what she said! haha

[KevxMeister]

lmao

[zottepedj]

yes queens are very huge! they're 20 times tobig as a normal ant

[thatguyoverthere45]

augh! disgusting!!

[nicolakacalabasa]

Sick.

[SnakeTheFox]

Just grab it you pussy. It isn't going to kill you.

[RuskiGangsteR]

Looks like a penis...

[Gabronthe]

O.o

[syndel1]

Thats gross.

[sillyspin]

those crazy kids youll never know what thell do next! :D

[klopfer94]

Just a big worm...

[danramwic]

youre a pussy, qhy dont u grab her with your hands?

[WENTSAY]

make a video of u holding it and ill agree with you.

[mastergeek96]

BLOW IT UP!!!

[LeavingYouToDie]

DANG! she is fat! wonder where thekings are lol

[matt7201]

lol

[Rammstein17717]

the tree has a pale white dick

lol

[playably]

thinking the same thing

[rolerpoler87]

its more of an ass of a tree and a living shit comming out :)

[999124999]

that is a fucking big fat ass -.-

[labreck12]

that fucker is huge

[Lorengan]

this is not a queen termite

[MasterWeeds]

wtf were you doing? Jacking it off???

[dooovde]

lol

[zekerizenalex]

like a worm

[l02020202l]

lol queens like a a plug, if u pull her out a monster or a bunch of termites will pour off eat chuu!

[dragonz1511]

thats a queen termite they never leave there barrow unless its under attack

[ShimiBoi]

that is a grub....ignorant wierdGAME...do you really think that termites would leave their queen vulnerable and in a tight fitting tube? hell no! think about that

[Nirion2]

actualy yes, I have found one above ground seemingly alone

[wierdGAME]

its not a grub queen termites look like grubs with a termite sticking out of them

[blahhhhh420]

1 pick it up u pussy 2 its a fucking grub

[Foorent]

Isnt that a big grub?

[666brandon666]

My dad accidently stepped on an absolutely gigantic one of these once. His foot went through a termite nest and SPLAT!

[ChelseaLh14]

Just grab it with your fingers idiot.

[rockkid407]

poke it....

[triniking020]

Termite queen:oh hell no did he touch my ass?!

Termitequeen:Kill this bitch and make her my dido

termites: yes sir!!

lol

[bluehorse1214]

@triniking020 Freaking Funny!!!!

[pearceptt]

that is disgusting lol

[Zenzumaki]

big butt.lol

[polyphenism]

It must be a larva of longhorn beetle! Not a termite queen!

[arde645]

poly its the queen i saw one before same bgi ass butt with the same big ass patterns

[ayeamjamieaye]

it must have been a slug or something if it were a termite queen thousands of termites would have charged out to protect it