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  • Oh, man, Robert Knepper's the reason I saw this movie. I know him from 'Prison Break' and, honestly, I wish they'd put him in more movies.

  • 4:34 XD

  • so it's like james bond + die hard?

  • My dad does that all the time!!!

  • its funny i watched this with my dad while he was drunk and i was high

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  • They didn't address the fact that the main character from the transporter is supposed to be gay.

  • Fucken bitch was a stupid annoying cunt jus because your hot ( personally dont like reds) doesnt give you the right to act like a fucken naive idiot

  • I tried watching this movie. I couldn't get past 30 minutes. I will have to try again

  • fuck off

  • I love a freckly ginger as much as the next guy, but there's limits people!

  • I think this is the final one though.

  • deffos- some ole bullsh*t !

  • super HOT gorgeous redhead with the sexy freckles! redheads are the best. every single time a date a redhead some other guy wants to steal her away from me...real once are hard to find...movie was pretty cool.

  • I not shitting you, she reminds me of my ex girlfriend. Red hair, cut the same way. freckles. And at least we are still friends.

  • @Hungwongdong ok thats very nice but we dont care

  • Los Tranportes Tres

  • 4:14 "Welcome to my world. The world of Red Bull."

  • Transporter 1 = Boring and generic

    Transporter 2 = have'nt seen it

    Transporter 3 = Terrible moved way too fast

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  • Man I like those reviews but they really lowered themselves here....

    This movie is so lame it's not even worth downloading...

  • these movies are like a cartoon performed by actors

  • I hated how the girl was always talking about food.

  • this is some funny shit

  • 2:55 you were the fuck does this Guy get these creative jokes ?? that shit is real talent ! dude should do standup. I love this show this is definately #1 on my subscribers list!

  • this movie is shit

  • The movie as a whole was okay, but the girl just pissed me off through the entire movie. Just so much niave dumbassery (yes i am making my own words) came out of her character that it ruined the film for me. Given the dudes character, (the type who gets shit done by any means necesary,) it would have been more logical if he had knocked her the fuck out, stuck her in the trunk, and then drove the rest of the way peacefully.

  • I like freckles. I don't see a reason why there shouldn't be a woman with freckles in a movie. I guess if this movie had been produced solely in the US then the female lead would never have had freckles. Hollywood just doesn't do realistic.

  • man "los transpotres tres"? wtf? xDDDDDD you say "El Transportista" but actually we name the film as you, Transporter, love you guys keep it like this 5/5

  • actually it is el transportador, el transportista is no word.

  • the girl is smoking hot

  • transporter 3 I thought was totally great, liked it way more than the first 1 but I think its as good as the second transporter and that red head is a dream,...she is 1 ultra delicious female!

  • Jason was great in this as always, and that gorgeous redhead with the sexy freckles was great eye candy! I will definitely get this on DVD!

  • where is he from i mean jason strotman

  • england, he made a big name for him self in guy richie gangstar films like lock stock and Snatch

  • the worst transporter. Where was the damn action?

  • wow, theses guys (in the video) are pretty dumb...the movie was fantastic! I'll give it 9/10 points...and Natalya Rudakova is a total delicious fox!

  • No, they're right. It doesn't live up the first - we have all 3 on DVD. It's a decent movie as a 3rd, but the first one set the standard that the 2nd and 3rd just don't live up to.

  • i agree completely. i watched this movie and though it works fine to bring a trilogy somewhat full circle, it doesn't feel nearly as awesome as the first movie. i think i even liked the 2nd better than the 3rd. and one thing i haven't heard anyone bring up was how the whole love interest thing ended up bogging down the movie about half way through. i want to see a 4th one, but they better get it right lol

  • You know, you're right. That love interest thing took up more than a third of the movie, and it just didn't seem to fit - like it was forced. Kind of like Neo and Trinity in the Matrix Revolutions. That was another (somewhat) disappointing third in a trilogy.

  • definitely. that's a good call. it was the same story of zero chemistry between characters and shoehorning some lovin' into a movie where there's not really any proper place for it. the reason i love Transporter movies is because they are balls-to-the-walls insane action. i didn't mind so much in the first one when Frank and Lei(sp?) got it on. it was brief, it was cute. then we got back to business.

  • u cant call someone dumb coz they have a diferent opinion!

  • well I think this was the best 1 form all 3....didn't like the first 1 that much even though the fighting scene where priceless but the chick in the first 1 was boring, and I am crazy for girls with freckles and red hair, that means she is a real redhead! the blonde villain in the second 1 was hot 2!

  • that ukrainian chick is hott!!!

  • I agree, she is wonderful, very sexy. have a huge thing for redheads.

  • what the hell

    utube made the wide screen super wide

  • Rental, that girls freckles had freckles and the only good part of this movie was the fighting and even that was kind of poor, I mean i've seen it all before.

  • @9987ify yea I love those sexy and cute freckles. it makes her irresistible!

  • I'll admit she's cute. But the only good Transporter movie was the first one. If you've seen the first you've seen them all, just as Korey said.

  • @VERYBIGBOYMIKE yea but whats her name

  • @1337Flyboy that sexy chicks name is Natalya Rudakova I think she is actually just a model and not an actress, who got discovered on the street by the producer...but after this she might desite to become a real actress, I hope, I want of see more of her for sure

  • Why the quotes on ukrainian, its a real country

  • chernobyl :B

  • i give it a rental.

  • You mean Download

  • All but crank 1+2 and the first transporter!

  • I agree

  • agree

  • Rental, not even close to as good as the other two.

  • I give this one a nice Matinee because it's good to do the same motive as the last 2 but I wish they do something different.

  • the love interest? not attractive, I just didn't like her nasty fake orange hair, freckles, and her thin structure.

  • I think Jason Statham's every movie is fantastic..........

  • crank was the best jason stathum movie

  • Now as a regular action movie I think it kicked ass with Ol' Statham but that bitch almost ruined it, man... she's all like when they're sitting in the care: "Yo, I'm emo" then "Now I wanna party!" I mean seriously, to have that kind of mode change in movies is just stupid... leave that to the teen documentaries, then she was overall extreamly annoying and violated Statham at one part!

  • I really dont like red heads, But fuck you guys, she soo fucking adorable, and the freckles just go with it

  • This was the shittiest movie I have seen in as long as I can remember

  • you didnt see the second one

  • Dude you have no taste in women, blonds are over played, that's one of the sweetest red head I've seen in a while.

    And i love her freckles.

  • I think blondes are overrated as well, but the redhead in this movie is just ugly. There are way better redheads out there.

  • I would go to hell to get with that red head.

  • Negative !

  • Darn! I'm out of the movie! LOL!!!!

  • A very low rental.

  • any film with jason statham is rocks! i will see a film with him in it, even it is shit... jason rocks!

  • transporter 3 I thought was really good, I was thinking it would be bad but, no! I would buy it if i wanted to.

  • The man is hot as he!!. The movie wasn't that good, but it was worth it, just to see him.

  • I never got why a taxi cab driver is an action hero. Maybe we will have a movie in the future called "The Cleaner" about an action hero custodian that cleans places for people but he has to know how many square meters, etc. Pay will be half now and half after the job is done. Oh, and he will have all of this cool and fancy cleaning equipment.

  • send your henchman out with guns. thats a classic line. That should be the title of a song.

  • @retsevlis or for the gamers i could be an achivment for a game

  • The bitch in the movie had herpes. Am I the only person that noticed??

  • wait wut??come again...

  • You didnt see those little bumps all over her ugly ass lips? It was gross

  • Hell, she had "cheap" in kanji tatooed on the back of her neck. I would have made her wash hands and butt in that vodka she was drinking.

  • I rented this. I dunno about being drunk but I know I'm gonna trip while watching this--just like always--it'll be a trip.

  • Great that the guy who played T Bag in Prison Break is in this (Robert Knepper)He's awesome.

  • I SEE MUSE.

  • Sorry about that last thing I wrote. I was being stupid. Sorry. As for this the action was at least good. Kind of similar story, but really the car action is pretty cool. It's kinda that movie that's alot of fun to watch if your in the mood for stuff like this.

  • oh yeah, hollywood movies with fake accents. Surprise surprise

  • Why do the Transporter consider freckles sexy?

  • Too short.

  • Yeah I suppose.

  • jason statham is one of the manliest men thats ever lived. transporter movies were never about creativity or plot lines, they were about seeing him beat the crap out everybody - and having him beat the crap out of people WHILE essentially strip teasing was just damn fine. lol

  • The action was decent but the talking parts were awkward and boring as hell. Maybe a rental.

  • man..i love Spill Reviews.

  • carlile and cory are my favorite spill crew

  • lol me and my dad were laughing at commando the other Night, that old arnie film, haha.

  • I love SPILL reviews; fuckin' funny

  • Lovely Freckles!

  • the movie's plot was lame but I only watched this movie just to see a shirtless Statham ;D Corey's right;Ladies love him.I know me and my friends do ^_^

  • haha, this movie was so stupid.

  • That woman is so ugly I can't look at her anymore.

  • hell yeah ah how did he have sex with here

  • someone want to chat

    this video was good Zn

  • He should have been the star of HITMAN

  • I'm so glad someone also thought that! As soon as it once announced I wanted him to be hitman.

  • F.Y.I dude, the directors of Hitman offeredhim the role. he declined it!

  • rly? well idk. it sucked anyway

  • the movie sucked because of timothy olyphant!

  • Thank you so much. I mean really makes no sense why they did not pick him.

  • everybody wanted dude to be on hitman but the guy who they based the game off of was the guy they got to play the movie...i mean i understand that if i based a game off of some guy i would want him to play in the movie even if transporter here would be better for the part in acting

  • the girl is fugly.

  • OH GOD, I just saw this thinking it would be good... but its not. It had like 2 redeeming scenes but the story and writing was ass. So bad... and they didn't even hint for a fourth one at the end. The first two were so good...

  • lmfao

  • It was a allright movie i would actually wait until this movie came out on dvd, great action scenes but it was boring. SO WAIT A FEW MONTHS AND RENT IT ON DVD, or wait till it comes on tv. 3/5 stars

  • You guys need to review bad films in the past. I think the best videos are the ones where you guys review bad and mediocre films like this one.

  • this movie was so dumb and cheesy but entertaining none the less. I'd give it a low matinee. prefered the first two films.

  • Carlysle, I love you!!!

  • Thank you for this review.

    I don't even know what to say, but this crap was funny.

    Also, that accent sucked soooooooo bad! wtf English was she speaking?!

  • lmao the end was awesome. thong beat down.

  • Transportin' the same ol bullshit

  • lol

  • Opie (LOL)

  • that movie sucked nuts

  • the end was jokes

  • freckles + hot chick= below average chick

  • I love freckles.

  • What happened to the guy who sits by korey?

  • So this movie is good for spending quality father-son time, eh?

  • lol "we've seen this movie"

  • I wasn't planning to see this movie, but I'm currently on a random Prison Break binge and am a massive T-Bag/Robert Knepper fan, so when I saw him in the trailer I pretty much abducted a friend of mine and dragged him with me to the theatre to see it. XD

  • ill watch this movie on line

  • lmao you guys always have the best endings. makes you want to come back for more.

  • Mmm we do love it when he takes his shirt off. . .

    Nice review. As always.

  • I subscribe and you guys are very funny also right on target. Excellent blend of dudes that play well off each other. You folks are definitely a full price ticket.

  • Don't gay guys wear ear rings on the left side. I know Cory ain't gay so perhaps he should switch to the right.

  • Its the other way around, atleast in England it is, same way you wear your watch on the left hand.