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  • No sir

  • Haha

  • Mormons are single minded fucks. Coming from a mormon. Sure theyre nice people, but most have that feeling that im better than everyone cause im mormon. Theyre is no true religon. This video is funny as fuckk though hahaha

  • the funny thing is i'm mormon, and this video is hilarious!

  • wow.....really. :( that was stupid.

  • i'm mormon.

    'nuff said

  • @PeaceLoveDemon Yes!!! THANK YOU!

  • I would bet on that the creator of this video isn't actually able to have a serious discussion, express his ideas in a more credible sophisticated way, or show much tolerance or compassion toward anyone who's different from him.

  • THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY. me and my friend do the same thing, prank call the mormon hotline!!! lmao this video makes me laugh every time i watch it (:

  • why do you find it fun to make fun of the lds church.

  • @djkonfined I know. I don't see any one doing this to any other church.

  • @djkonfined *lds cult

  • @DHThunder23 Thank you so much!! I'm am a mormon!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @DHThunder23 cuz mormons r stupid

  • @LadyMizra How are mormons stupid? Why you go on to Mormon.org or LDS.org.

  • @DHThunder23 eyyyy some of the mormons i know arent so nice. but hey, theres assholes in every religion right? my personal opinion is to each his own. If your a good person and do no harm unto others, who gives a fuck what you belive in. This video is a joke and my comment was too. lightin up a bit ey? :). Peace

  • @DHThunder23 not really the christians say you must have a realationship with Jesus and ask him in ur heart it says that in the real bible not the one the made up... and they say God will forgive u.

  • @DHThunder23 1st of all I dont have to watch shit fucking dumbass. 2nd if you cant take a fucking joke then gtfo youtube. Gah...fking loser go kill yourself. Again i type. Quote me where i said morons worship satan. fking dumbass piece of shit. kill your self faggot.

  • @DHThunder23 Please show me where i said that mormons worship satan. Next time instead of assuming and trying to retaliate to what i typed think about it first. dumbass

  • @DHThunder23 I don't think that many people hate mormons they just like to make fun of them. Because mormons believe God had sex with Marry had Jesus and Jesus and satan are brothers. mormons believe when they die they will have their own planets! but they don't tell you these while they preach on your door which is weird, if their message is not something to be ashamed of why don't they preach what they believe like other Christians instead of being sneaky about it!

  • Oh come on people let's be mature. Honestly. Guys just relax

  • This video shows just how stupid people really are! This is christian????? I'd hate to be you at judgement day!!!!!

  • @DHThunder23 because their lying bitches who discriminate people based on race. orientation. and peoples different beliefs.. they stole money from other people to stop gay marriage.. sooo so much for nice...

  • @PeaceLoveDemon its pretty much a cult bro

  • @TheDallyLama how? have you ever gone to church with them? i don't know any cult that spends most of it's free time doing service for others (a lot of it for people like the kid in the video). And collecting money and food for those in need. Name another church that does anything close to what the lds members do. They care about their community.

  • @djkonfined i was raised mormon. you obviously dont know the half of it

  • @TheDallyLama i live in utah and i've been a mormon my whole life haha. i'm pretty damn sure i know my shit. (just because i'm a mormon doesn't mean I follow all of the teachings)

  • @djkonfined well research more then

  • @TheDallyLama you can't research on peoples kind actions...

  • @djkonfined no shit??

  • @TheDallyLama haha

  • @djkonfined DO YOU BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS rawr ?

  • @Capturemycard yes haha. you can believe in science and in god at the same time. dude.. were christian. we just have another book along with the bible.

  • @djkonfined ok i managed to find your mormon book located next to the bible at my local library...but to my shock/horror they were both located under a sign entitled fiction !?! WHYYY IS THIS ?

  • @Capturemycard for real?? haha that's funny :P

  • @TheDallyLama IS IT TRUE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS ?

  • @Capturemycard think you got me confused with the mormon douche

  • @TheDallyLama yehh my bad lol

  • @PeaceLoveDemon WHAT??

  • @DHThunder23 because they go to YOUR house, knock on YOUR door, and shove THEIR religion in YOUR face, all the while when you don't want to hear about it

  • lol

    

  • @DHThunder23

    mormons are racist 

  • @zoltan6561 No. Mormon's are not. Your not mormon, therfore you DONT know.

  • haahhaahhhahahah

  • @DHThunder23 Satanist are nice at 1st....until you go to their house for dinner to find out you are the sacrifice to their dark lord or w.e lol

  • @DHThunder23 mormons are racist assholes. have a nice day

  • @mrgreenpagan I'm curious as to were you got your information, because its totally and completely wrong.

  • @WackMackMormonMama Possibly from brigham young, or joseph fielding smith. Very true...

  • @mrgreenpagan fuck you

  • @loganmeaso lmfao XD. people in this world need to lighten up. my grandmas mormon, i have nothin really against mormons. but ur not helpin the asshole case. lol calm down buddy, enjoy life and dont get so worked up over some guys youtube comment, have a nice day ;)

  • @DHThunder23 they believe u gotta do good things to get to heaven.....

  • @TheDapter Oh no! Getting to somewhere worth being takes WORK?! Perish the thought! XD

  • /watch?v=5-uRA6uqc80 me slamming the door in momromons faces

  • That was so not funny!

  • @abby1california YA IT WAS

  • LMAO! as i lay down the crack pipe haha

  • I'm glad people still find this video we made in 11th grade relevant and have legitimate crazy fucking arguments on it. Good game team.

  • @Monkeyswithstools FUCK YOU

  • There's stupid, and then there's this

  • YOUR NOT FUNNY....

    goodluck for you brother, your life is gonna be stuffed, ohhh its already stuffed, disrespectful mate, is this what they teach you at your church ae????..

    goodluck mate...!!!

  • i'm prank calling the number he gives the mormons XD

  • I saw JESUS!...as I layed down my crack pipe...can I get a hallelujah!?

    .....

    HAHAHAHAHA I'm Christian and I have to laugh at that!

    Oh and you definitely arent Christian if you believe you believe God is gonna give you your own planet if youre good in this life or that Black people are the brood of satan. Just sayin.

  • @burlwoodman um how does that make you not christian? being a christian just means that you believe that jesus christ was resurrected and you understand his teachings. just sayin.

  • so.......why was that funny?

  • mormons are not christians.. (meaning followers of Christ) they will choose joesph smith over the word of God any day...even when the bible prooves them wrong (about hell, works to get to heaven, baptising the dead, and keeping the commandments when they know they cant) i am a christian! and saved by the grace of God.

  • @VuhNeSsA21 Incorrect we are christans and josph smith was more then a man. we would take god over josph smith so get your facts straight if you want to know the truth about mormans then go to church on the first Sunday of the month.

  • @kally147147 thanx, good comeback :)

  • @VuhNeSsA21 uhmm no thats why we are called the church OF JESUS CHRIST of latter day saints...duh!!and we believe in the bible...joseph smith is just the person who restored the church...wow you ppl are crazy. us mormons are christians!

  • @VuhNeSsA21 they are to christians!

  • MORMONS ARE GOOD PEOPLE TO TALK TO IN BAD TIMES AND ARE GREAT FOR BIBLE STUDY AND TEACHINGS ABOUT JESUS AND OVERALL POSITIVE THINGS IM NOT MORMON BECAUSE OF THE BELIEFS MORMONS HAVE IM CATHOLIC ALL THE WAY BREAD CRACKERS AND WINE AND ASK FOR FORGIVNESS AND BELIVE IN GOD AND THE SON AND REJECT SATAN ALOT OF MORMONS ARE GAY AND ARE TAUGHT FEMALE WAYS ITS NOT MANLY TO ME AND THE FACT MORMONS HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE ITS FUCKED UP.

  • @luisowen1 ummm mormans stopped practicing polygamy a LONG time ago your thinking of the f.l.d.s.-Fundamentle Later day saints.Your not thinking of L.D.S.

  • LOLOL

  • so much ignorance in this world it drives me crazy

  • @hgjuggalo your moms ignorant you stupid faggot jew nigger

  • @xCH3573Rx When you "been in the temples" did you do anything more then baptisms for the dead? Did you learn the secret handshakes? You didn't misspell, you used the wrong word, like there for their. Mormons believe in gods without end, not one true god.

  • @xCH3573Rx I do not "no" you??? I am sorry the mormons have taken advatange of yet another differently abled person. I do know the mormon religion, you do not, at all.  The history of that bunk con cult is relevent for thinking investigators.

  • @xCH3573Rx You understand the meaning of a word that you are not sure is a word??? Very strange, carry on defending the cult! Don't forget, mormons are polygamist pagans...

  • Seriously you are a F...in' idiot!

  • Get a life.

  • wow, get a life... seriously... i would say you were a waste of life... but god said everyone is worth it.. you are so JERKY

  • @xCH3573Rx So you DO understand that you are a polytheist....

  • @xCH3573Rx The weird part is that you know nothing of mormonism.

  • @xCH3573Rx Really, where in the bible do you think it says people can become gods?

  • @xCH3573Rx And if we can become gods, why arent i already one?

  • @xCH3573Rx you practiced polyagamy....

  • @xCH3573Rx The bible does not say that people can become gods. Where did you get that? I have no idea what your comparison of smart children and teachers has to do with the pagan notion that people can become gods.

  • @xCH3573Rx Teaching people they can become gods is wrong.

  • A father and mother are gods? Mormons will even disown you now, you are weirder then them now.

  • @xCH3573Rx Teaching people they have to give your organization an exorbitant amount of money to get into heaven is wrong. Teaching people they can become gods is wrong.

  • @xCH3573Rx You missed the point again. We are not talking about mormon people, we are talking about the horrible mormon religion that is using them.

  • @xCH3573Rx How do you misunderstand everything so thoroughly? What I meant was: it is sad that you didn't get help from people not involved in a cult. Again, I know far more about the mormon religion then you do! You demonstrate again and again an almost complete ignorance of that religion. It seems that you are struggling and could use some help...

  • @xCH3573Rx It's unfortunate that they indoctrinated you into their cult when they talked you out of suicide.

  • faggot i'll bash you if i ever see you.. you mut

  • I'm not a Mormon, but this video is retarded.

  • wow, get a life, loser

  • you don't see mormons making fun of other religions so why do you do it? you can believe what you want to believe and mormons can believe what they want to believe. i don't see what makes you so great to think you can do anything like this. you should be disgusted with yourself.

  • there is nothing wrong with mormans! you are such a racist! the the freak is wrong with you! there is nothing wrong with the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints!

  • @kally147147 you believe in a religion that was formed by con-artists and worst of all, praise a false prophet and a false god.

  • @kally147147 you must be a mormon!

  • fagzard u r a gay hairy hole

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  • @xCH3573Rx "There is a reason why one man is born black and with other disadvantages, while another is born white with great advantages. The reason is that we once had an estate before we came here, and were obedient, more or less, to the laws that were given us there. Those who were faithful in all things there received greater blessings here, and those who were not faithful received less." Joseph Fielding Smith, "Doctrines of Salvation," Page 61.

  • @xCH3573Rx What arguments? You haven't made a single cogent point yet! Funny how cultists always go for the same old "you don't have a life if you expose our ridiculous beliefs, whaa" And yes, I am a prophet, seer and revelator.  You are making some funny assumptions.

  • @xCH3573Rx That is what "institutions" meant.... Untold billions go to top mormon leaders who are millionaires that receive tithing money through church corporations. Not gods, people. Money that actually goes to good causes is a drop in the bucket. It's a pyramid scheme, not a "period" scheme, you are funny.

  • @xCH3573Rx You are funny, tithing does not go to any god, it goes into institutions and pockets. I know far more about the mormon cult then you ever will. Unless you develope critical thinking skills later in life you'll never understand how misled you have been.

  • i peed my pants through out this whole thing

  • @xCH3573Rx I "member" that story... You are not god, god has not commanded me to do anything. You should know that your religion is the work of con men. It is a pyramid scheme that funnels money to the top members. Nothing cruel about trying to help people learn.

  • A young Shawn McCraney?

  • @pipsqueakmeg Negro is the proper word for their astrological sign. And for the record, all Mormons ARE racist, retard, because the book of Mormon was USED to justify early eugenics studys BRO. If you believe in Mormonism, you are a racist, and just mentioning that you know some Negros DOES not Change THAT!

  • What's your deal man? That is so not funny. You have absolutely no right to do that. Just because you dont believe in, doesn't mean you have the right to make fun of people who do. Whether it's true or not, you have no right to make fun of someone's else's beliefs. Just leave them alone dude. Do you think this makes you look cool? It makes you look like a freaking douche bag. I hate being mean but this isnt right.

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  • Gay.

  • funny as hell. anyone who says this was mean or wrong fuck it. we dont live in perfect world and we never will. so fucking laugh, its better than getting upset

  • It's The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints you idiot.

  • @TheAllyGwynn No its not it's the mormons you idiot

  • LOL I saw the lord. As i laid down my crack pipe, 5 minutes ago and the light dawned on me. And i relised i was born TO BREATH AND SPEAK THE NAME OF THE LORD. ROFL. God bro. That was funny.

  • @pipsqueakmeg There you are, mormons are racist. You are not but you know nothing of mormon theology. Most mormons don't especially young people.

  • Newfag is so new.

  • that's wrong and bad.

  • @pipsqueakmeg "There is a reason why one man is born black and with other disadvantages, while another is born white with great advantages. The reason is that we once had an estate before we came here, and were obedient, more or less, to the laws that were given us there. Those who were faithful in all things there received greater blessings here, and those who were not faithful received less." Joseph Fielding Smith, "Doctrines of Salvation," Page 61.

  • @pipsqueakmeg "Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the African Race? If the White man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the penalty, under the law of God, is death on the spot. This will always be so" Brigham Young, "Journal of Discourses," Vol. 7, Pages 290 & 291.

  • @pipsqueakmeg You are confused. I directed you to a book called "mormonism and the negro" by john j stewert.

  • funny as fuck!

  • HORRIBLE! 

  • wow that is so mess up why do you need to bag on mormons just for fun they dont do it to you! you need to grow up! thats just rude! not fuuny!

  • @pipsqueakmeg Good point, but try to find actual black members. When/if you do the are beyond weird. Why else would they join such a racist religion?

  • @ighter4 what are you say mormons are not racist!

  • @2468Actress Get a copy of mormonism and the negro by john j stewart. Find out what brigham young said about negros, or Joseph Fielding Smith, or all of them up untill 1978. Do you know what happened in 1978? And yes, it is a rude joke video, I'll give you that. But it is a chance to learn.

  • @ighter4 we arent racist there are plenty of blacks in my ward and no one has anything against them. ur doing the same thing to us. and were nothing close to racist

  • @kykylie9 How is pointing out what your racist leaders have said wrong?

  • @ighter4 Cause they abolished racism 30 years ago. Most Christian churches never did.

  • @Disneythievesrock 30 years ago is very recent!  What christian religions are racist?

  • kids

  • you suck

  • Gosh thats not very nice. Mormons are people too.

  • haha .. Some mormons believe trolling actually draws attention to their church and get them people :D

    I now think I shall pull biggest troll ever and actually go, get baptized..

    and then when I am blended with them,

    pull biggest poop on them... I just have to think of elaborate prank now.

  • @rungettothechoppa wow! no mormons dont!

  • pretty lame....even if that wasn't a shitty thing to do, I wouldn't be laughing....lame....

  • thats mean that you would do that. and Mormons are not racist

  • Mormons aren't racist. and it makes me upset that you would do such a mean thing to this lady :(

  • @lovemusic779 Mormons aren't racist? So It isn't true that black people are black because they are full of sin and can become Caucasian when they are sin-free?

  • @lovemusic779 agreed!

  • With the exception of breaking the third commandment, you did such a great job! It was entertaining. I hate those Mormons and yes they are racist.

  • not funny

  • Lame.

  • this is affending..

  • @dfwalker07 Your spelling of "offending" is offending, especially since there IS spell-check.

  • @Senoryazukatakeshi dont be rude because I dont use spell check and my computer is a dinosaur

  • @dfwalker07 Way do spell dick lock

  • not funny but watch mormon superheroes its good

  • GAY

  • this is rude, crude and uncalled for. not to mention socially unacceptable.

  • IT'S THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS!!!

  • You're ranting on. You're so stupid to treat us like that.

  • ABSOLUTE BEST VIDEO OF LIFE! :D DUDE UR JOKES IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO for a while now but i had to comment and all the haters are dust! good job bro this is jokes!

  • @pimpmachine3000 i'm sorry, this comment has been marked as spam.

  • This is so retarted! I doubt you idoits even know what the true deffinition of a mormon is!

  • (how would god take care of a couple of niggers that are on my back ) sir your gonna have to read that .

    MORMONS =DAM RACIST CULT

  • @EpicLeafNinja how did you come up with that? Do you even know what they believe? What they stand for? Did she get upset, no she was calm and collected I wish more people took prank calls that way. They would sure end because they wouldn't be funny anymore. Why do you call them a racist cult? What is so racist about them?

  • @EpicLeafNinja i'm sorry this comment has been marked as spam. i couldn't really read it.

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  • Wow, so many mormon retards disliking the video.

  • @todiwan2 I'm a mormon "retard" (as u put t) and i thnk itz FREAKN hillarious! XD

  • hehe... that is way funny haha...