Weird stuff !

[spraguedawley]

They need one in NYC to vacuum up the people in the subway

[Mattthewinner]

It didn't even vacuum up the tiny scrap of paper! That thing sucks!

[dashloc]

@Mattthewinner Yeah, that thing sucks a lot ! :D

[dkstruska]

That train sucks.

[jetisl77]

its Zoidbergs train from Futurama

[514Productions]

french people these days

[clqnam]

That sounds like a huge waste of money to me !

[djhailon]

looks like nanu from teletubbies

[magna59]

Who needs a Dyson !

[locomotiveAlex1996]

noo noo had to go and grow up too!

[ahero971]

looks like a green version of the vacuum in telly tubbys

[Crazcompart]

Track / rail bed cleaner...Occasionally, on the NYC subway, they use a modified version of a subway car with the vacuum stuff...

[mankind66]

The Housewife of the railways xD

[stuartpatto1976]

Chuck Norris's vacuum cleaner.

[xEmberstrife]

Will it blend? that is the question!

[Andrew11414]

somehow i knew this thing would be french......

[jujitsuman68]

WELL IT AINT A DYSON. :)

[arky3000]

duh look at the ports, its a female train, how do u think they make new trains? BIW CHIKA WIW WIW!

[cheapcutsofmeat]

Or they could have paid $5 and bought a broom.

[EMDSD14R]

thts one big vacum train..i've seen them but nothing like this one..very cool

[YoLiGe]

Objective, clean the railroad till 0:30.

After 0:30, objective is to put it dirty again!

[TheRocker0987]

Man Europe is comin up with some weird trains

[lozzerloz]

MOO MOOO 

[Arealgreendayfan]

noo noo from teletubys

[mpwelk]

If those are energized rails, this man's got a pair.

[littlemexicantheif]

look like the vacume from teh teletubies

[unclefreddie70]

I didn't see it picking up anything...I think the filter is clogged.

[jeepers2655]

noticed he was getting videoed......LOL.......that thing sux ass!

[theshugchannel]

its a track cleaner converted

[vintilastefan]

alien 10

[TheNitronaught]

It's a real life Noo Noo.

[rinatus007]

Пылесос епт

[Magnumkevlar]

great vaccum cleaner

[TIM1TULIAG]

LOL#

[frankensteinmoneymac]

My dog always attacks my vacuum cleaner.......Lets see what he does around this one!!!!!

[bilos1993]

Fail...

[lorirocks777]

Thats awesome



[GoofballLtG]

I think Hoover the tank engine dropped a piece of paper at 0:30.

[bvsgnova]

its noo noo from teletubbies lol

[leamfogle1987]

watch the paper right in the begining it dosent even pick it up

[weeber3333]

It missed a spot...

[rdy2die85]

it reminds me of the vacuum that the teletubies have, i have a 4 year old son i watch that. Look it up now i swear you will lol

[dashloc]

@fordexplorer101101 Sure for a big hoover !

[UthinkUknowlol3715]

@fordexplorer101101 hahaah ford exporers suck.

[RocksNotDead101]

@fordexplorer101101 Buh-dum-tish!

[MisterPeetur]

now that's one big-assed hoover...

[kickflip1234100]

its dr. zoidberg from futurama!

[throwdown613]

wtf is a piece of paper or a soda bottle gonna derail a train y the fuck dod u need to vacum a train station gotta admit though this vacum is pretty fuckin beast

[teletubbykiller54]

oh my god! teletubbies have built that vaccum thingy for the freaking rails!

[Casanova1177]

gotta clean upthe bodies of the track

[Wandering1500]

trust the french

[EthanManley]

it's a track cleaner :)

[mageac]

nothing like all that money going into something that does the job of 2 guys with brooms...

[icaveman7]

Hey! drop something! @.30 guess every thing but...lol

[vacklinge]

I'm going to have nightmares after this

[Mentorcase]

It's NOO NOOs daddy

[lotanerve]

Probably for removing thousands of cigerete butts.

[Shaggyshadric]

What a sucky train! >.<

[donjuandonjuan]

I, hope this job doesn't suck lol ^,^

[gewizz2]

it dropped more than it picked up?

[2009Buzza]

Ballasting train cleans ballast.

[gambler86559]

A HUGE VACCUM just wat i always wanted

[spencnaz]

It's Mummenchantz locomotive style.

[Renard380]

C'est navrant de voir les machines qu'il faut inventer puis payer simplement parce que les gens sont incapables d'aller jeter leurs déchets dans une poubelle!

[PikolUploader]

omnomnom im gonna eat your rails

[DELROYJOHNSON73B]

Like a Octupus Train!!!

[knutfheifer]

That guy is a sucker for trains and he is the stig from topgear

[weaveman100]

could it be? the teletubbies?

[Jamiewaldie1992]

@weaveman100 not quite it's noo noo's (that was the thing's name IIRC) french cousin

[epicfail18081]

that would look like a track cleaner.

[ILoveKaters17]

That sucks!

[ricturtle]

@ILoveKaters17 Rofl, indeed it does.......!!!

[royaltonrotors08]

Dr. Zoidberg of trains.

[tjohn6041]

DUST BEWARE!!!

[WoelkerVideo]

Very interesting!

[dashloc]

@WoelkerVideo Thank you :)

[gtasandman]

@dashloc r2d2 combined with cewbaca

[dashloc]

@gtasandman Yahy ! Ready for Star-War !

[moeilijk18]

what kinda train is that!

[hheywire]

holy fuck noo noo the vacume from telli tubbies grew up XD

[mitchio83]

did anybody see what actually happened in the video? the hose on the far right side of the screen rubbed on the wall and got stuck in between the wall and train. You can see the guy trying to pull it out when he walks up.

[bluecollarboiler]

Wilma Flintstone's vacuum cleaner on steroids!

[cestrianvlogger]

nom nom nom nom

[Shummyz]

Типа пылесоса?

[1002374]

u r all faggots

[heroicrockstar]

It's the preditor train!

[iPopcorn]

0:31 it made poop

[SteffanLlwyd]

This is a new approach to the age old question of objective assessment of the condition of the ballast. This machine detects the 'micro-climate' just above the rail surface using a gas spectroscope to analyse the results. Very small variations particularly in volotile hydro-carbons indicate the need for ballast replacement. As you can see the sensing technology operates very much like the human sense of smell, but much more refined and sensitive.

[dashloc]

@SteffanLlwyd Good imagination lol, forgot, blowing the skirt of the girls too !

[GAFAAAAAA]

@SteffanLlwyd i like what your saying there, don't get me wrong i'm very interested but i think there just trying to make their rails look nice and shiny (there french, what do you expect) and they had to come up with a crazy looking machine to do it, like the french always do.

[SteffanLlwyd]

@GAFAAAAAA Shine on crazy dimond! But where do they dump the rust?

[GAFAAAAAA]

@SteffanLlwyd they dump the rust where the french dump everything else. Spain.

[dashloc]

@GAFAAAAAA Noo, like other country in Europa or the rest of the world, we dump our rust and everything else in Africa ! (sic) It's not a secret ! but peoples forget this sometimes...

[dpa20fl]

reminds me of that vacuum cleaner from the teletubies

[4202EJW]

WTF!

[Jafromobile]

That train SUCKS!

[alfie9876]

It's a railroad Snuffleupagus

[darkyoda]

Uh...you missed a spot there Cthulhu...

[Mitsugejl]

I need this to clean my bedroom :D

[1998ChevroletS10]

it must look like a tornado hit it lol

[C20rules]

Really cool!

They are currently testing a similar machine here in sweden, but that has only one, but bigger hoose - it's is primarely designed to remove snow from the tracks (in switches and other places where the snow cause problems) and it seems to work well.

[dashloc]

I had saw pics of this stuff C20rules, look like a maintenance draisine upgraded for eating snow ! :)

[munzOBAMAFOREAL114]

what the F is that??

[whoeveriam0iam14222]

would almost drop stuff on the rails to see if it sucks it up :)

[littlehornydevil69]

nothing weird about that

[TrainSpotterX]

Thats an awesome video, thanks for sharing it !

[dashloc]

Your welcome trainspotterX, thanks to you.

[philcald]

Brilliant idea, I wish they'd have such a contraption in the UK to clean the tracks.

[hackchops]

How do you say 'overkill' in French?

[dashloc]

It's "surextermination" Hackchops.

[gheatwole]

Man, that thing sucks.

[LeBearUK]

is that a Dyson?

[RerailMe]

I want a H0 scale version!

[STEAMLOCO71]

WTF !!!!!

[mongo5888]

That is just the top of the line Kirby vacuum. All the stars have one. LOL! Great video and the info was funny! Just subbed and 5 starred!

[dashloc]

@mongo5888 , thank you :)

[juddy69able]

0:32 IT STIL FAILED LOL

[sinchydog]

SQUID EXPRESS

[RerailMe]

LOL

[YTBYlover]

Wow thats amazing! I guess the rail yards need to kept clean and tidy.

[mccunecp]

I want one of thes for my layout a working one to help keep them free of dust and other stuff I have to keep this in mind and build a prototype. cool vido

[FriderikD]

It sucks the poo from train toilets off the tracks.

[vincesauvevince]

Actually... Blower Engine.

[cooldit1]

ive seen alot peeps! says the train. lol

[eLeCtRoToT]

thats a fucking hoover!!!

i seen that b4!!!!!!!!!!!

thats not a fake

[FACEwithaBUTT]

can i feed him?

[amp3cx10000a7jp]

just like a train elphant!

[deathstardisco]

Over here you get some fat bloke in a hi vi jacket with a pointy stick and a bag

[tichoify]

wat is it looks completely fake

[levischwarzer]

thats one fucked up lookin train

[elnano1989]

Scommetto che nei 64 MILIARDI DI EURO pagati dai CITTADINI ITALIANI per la T.A.V. non era inclusa una motrice così "sofisticata"..........

[dashloc]

Hahaha lol :D

[nakatasnoodles]

Its that thing off Tellytubbies on Steroids!!!!

[jackhc100]

yeah

[fenlander001]

Is it one of them new dyson vacume cleaners

[Byootox]

You certainly wouldnt need to empty too often anyway !!

[mecrazy5]

Hows a penny gunna derail a train?

[CintiSlider]

seems like a lot of money for a vacuum.

[dashloc]

For sure !

[DjGisME]

fake

[Superiorpakfan]

Hows that fake?

[Nimbulan06]

Fake?

You are a whole new kind of fucking idiot.

[salemcripple]

Pay no attention to the the morons. They think it's somehow funny to label everything fake. People that stupid make me ashamed to call myself a human being.

[airex12]

lol how?

[mecrazy5]

What possible way is this fake?

[TheDepotCat]

Could do with one of them at London Waterloo.

[CecilBumcheeks]

That thing really does suck. Women of the world could learn plenty from such engineering. I must introduce it to my penis.

[jcbiddulph]

do that and say goodbye to your penis XD

[subaru546]

ei isso e um linpador de trilhos???

[dashloc]

Gigante aspirador ?!

[MikeofWyoming]

And thats whay we have Mexicans...Who needs expensive equipment when you have 30 wet backs with rakes working for $2 bucks an hour.

[supermansamuel]

Lol... ^_^

[lovebuckethead]

l00lz sad but true

[Stlcards101]

what was the point of that video?

[dashloc]

Seeing the giant vacuum cleaner in action, or the giant squid ;)

[Shipskeel]

Why does it need any more point than to just display a machine with a rather esoteric function outside of the rail maintenance department? 

What is the point of any video?

[dashloc]

Esoteric ?! well, this is not extract from a Lovercraft books ? every sentence finish by a point...

[nedyah1989]

could've colored it better x_x

[dashloc]

green is the color of the dump service at Paris !

[OBOGAN]

Not only paris ^^

[davesr25]

lol i want one to clean my house ;p

[dashloc]

You certainly had a big house :P !

[soniccer883]

It's right a vacuum cleaner train!

[dashloc]

You mean giant vacuum cleaner! :P

[fangus503]

lol its the noo noo train. but why do they need such a huge machine, for such a simple job?

[dashloc]

Certainly for a better capacity of load ! i think !

[Andrewsaxamophone]

Japanese, track, cleaner?

[dashloc]

Why Japanese ?! yup it's for clean the track !

[toposebi95]

Lol! Its the Cthulhu of the Trains!

[dashloc]

Muahhahaa, yeap could be extract from a Lovecraft's book :P

[boudewijns888]

It scares the shit out of me :P

What a machine

[dashloc]

Giant squid ;)

Superbe travail trouver cet rarete! Quoi est la poids maxium pour la suction de cette "kalimari"? Cinq *'s.