The Best Haka

[Gipsy409]

Look at the guy's face from 00:30...I guess he thinks : "They're gonna eat me!"

[SkywalkerDwayne]

Imma do this next time i get detention.

[LucaswpF]

Invictus brought me here.......AGAIN

[mihairocker]

@trulyloyale

If your mother knew about condoms, the humanity now would have had a stupid and a prick less.. I am sorry about your girlfriend who left you for an NZ guy, but with a dick lick yours, only a cat could be satisfied....:), A small one, for sure.

[pmzeres]

Vive la France

[Trulyloyale]

fuck these pathetic comedians playing their primitive shuffle ..... !!!

new zealand scums , out of rugby no matter what sport they play in , they're only a bunch of

fuckin' pricks , shamefull liars & dirty bitches !!

new zealanders are wooden minded dickheads who play dirty any sport they disgracelly take part to , everybody knows it .....

no difference with their australian neighbours and mates in shame , ignorance & idiocy ! ;-)

[1177lady]

wahnsinn *__*

[hoody1skull]

The only person this would scare is Justin B haka's are so funny

[biel123x]

lol kk' 0:17 aaaashakirameloaki

[ianmlees]

fantastic, God bless the All Blacks

[otoxelo]

fuck them all

[otoxelo]

who has dislaked this video

[ruzboy7]

Motivating

[MultiAbsint]

pe ei ,pe mama lor

[webo2k]

i love this video

[paklover123]

to see Lomu as a winger doing the haka, A ridiculously fast and HEAVY winger. I would shit myself xD

[123MRwolfe]

anybody dislikes this can go suck on a walrus organ!!

[dzeusasfy]

That dude at 00:35 is scratching himself :DDD

[BandBullets]

No army no money no country no champions ohh NZ that's it we'll done welcome to Australia non racist country all blacks racist mthfkrs

[maoribattalion]

@BandBullets you my child, are proof that retards shouldn't be allowed near a computer unsupervised.

[waynesboy17]

proper haka



[vrgnconyers6965465]

hihi sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

[Aldo20122011]

This is Sparta !!! ))

[ShygunS]

This is why we're the best in the world.

[123rezami]

is the piri weepu leading the haka? he looks weird without his beard. lol.

[funkthat23]

@123rezami That's Taine Randell leading the Haka

[ArlenaBlairtq817]

hehe i am from uk

[damelis23]

Esto es pasion por el deporte y por la cultura neozelandesa

[zarata]

parecen tontos haciendo ese baile

[TheAlphacrucis]

@zarata vete a la mierda coño ... España mataron a los Incas y chupa las corridas de toros .... Nueva Zelanda .. Nueva Zelanda

[FANofJB2006]

wow

[chomak1000]

bez sensu!

[kevinmullen88]

oh what a feeling toyota - 0:45

[fize34]

one of them play runescape

[efmartinez223]

@fize34 which one?

[yoe91]

what an articulate language ! Impressive !

on the other hand, at least they back that crap up...they ARE the best team in the world...

[juliendenoyerphoto]

For me, the best Haka is this one: youtube.com/watch?v=ebZVMc0NKZ­s

Both teams were defying each other, simply awesome!!!

[AbdulRashid04]

poor..poor bastardized cunts

[MySamknight]

good luck new zeland for tomorrow

[pko322]

I wanna see this guy lead the Kapa o pango haka

[electrotoico]

q estupidos

[TheCrazyman565]

@electrotoico q ignorante puedes ser x dios

[sampras19]

@TheCrazyman565 jaja dejalo no entiende nada el pobre.

[TheCrazyman565]

@sampras19 chupasela mejor ps

[jamesjcandi]

what stadium is this ? i thought it might be Eden park but then saw the band in the background and thought twice anyone elaborate : /

[ciornianucristian]

Get home (~2 pm)

Get over here , play it twice

Go to gym.

^ My daily routine.

[icequeenwaikato]

kea kaha that maens in englesh be stronge

so kea kaha boy

[Steipp]

@0:35: I've an itchy knob!!

[mndpsp1]

i loved the haka during the RWC 2011 where they slit their throats! missed that haha

[sarcol]

lomuuu

[HitMeQuick]

Ararferingerlerrr (name of person who made the booking) Car is there. Car is there. Dikamaoo (name of cab driver)

Kamate (Please give me, please give me)

Kia Ora Kia Ora (Kia Ora - tasty juice cordial popular in the 1980s)

[tseebsic]

i can just imagine thousands of maoris doing this going into a battle lmao, what a fucking scary sight

[jmacgft]

the guy on the other team was like ... fuck!!

[Derniea]

Haka is so ridiculous ....

[Morgana0x]

@Derniea How can you say that? It gives me goosebumps every time I watch it.

[AndreBrianaoj778]

ey I` m a sweet sesy doll, who is not just all about the looks

[Haiqal971]

Love The Starting ;D

[timcarbone007]

it's nice they let the water carrier do the haka (0:26)

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

joke?

[sportypaulos]

I did this in Auckland CBD on Saturday prior to walking to Eden Park to watch ALL BLACKS beat France in RWC 2011.... I leasd the Haka with 10 ALL BLACKS fans at the request of 15 French supporters. I flet so pumped during the haka... 32 hours later, and im still buzzing at doing haka with thousands of people watching on.

[sillyjontag321]

@sportypaulos that wouldve been cool if someone had video taped and posted it :)

[sportypaulos]

@sillyjontag321 yeah totally... may do again this week for 1/4 final

[ylskang]

my preworkout supplement

[Dominoes911]

What happens if you tell them they look stupid and funny right in front of them?

[themanreef07]

@Dominoes911 you might just have to go fuck yourself

[daftrok]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[ElAleru]

do anybody tell them that they look stupid? or nobody dares? XD they actually llok stupid..but i dont have the guts to tell them :P

[NIGGADAMON]

@ElAleru yea but no one cares, if they did they wouldnt do it so shut up

[ElAleru]

@NIGGADAMON shut yourself brat ¬¬

[NIGGADAMON]

@ElAleru  make a better point then fag

[NIGGADAMON]

@ElAleru go fuck urself

[Bepold]

Where is the slit throat action at the end of the haka?

[ramiboy99]

The black guy at 0:16 is going to explode with energy

[frazerpmobrien]

@ramiboy99 thats lomu

[JuliusCezarus]

They...areee...fearsome... 

[Ytsmnt]

@danazhar Piri Weepu

[danazhar]

whats the name of the haka leader? plse find out! thank you :)

[pipipig13]

もぅ「オー、ガンバッテガンバッテゴー」にしか聞こえなくなった­～（；＞д＜）

[tarimo33]

0:25からの部分で「オー、ガンバッテガンバッテゴー」って聞­こえるのは俺だけ？

[TheXeno11123]

I am a New Zealander and i am proud of it!!!

[buzzbingbuzz]

fat gays

[bulyakult]

がんばってがんばっていこーｗｗ

[KeithUnderneath]

85 people watched this and shat themselves

[23rafaxd]

the 0:30 guy is thinking why i dont choose to play soccer?

[ajbigbro]

The Haka is so intimidating that the guy on 0:29 must be thinking "Oh shit, where are the others?"

[sopho9706]

oh im scared XD

[milosbez]

Loooool 0:31 where's the rest of the team?

[Himo666]

@milosbez rest of the team just run away

[Daqify]

The official looks like he saying.....Yeah wotever

[durshlekas]

after this it looks like for me i can play rugby

[Abbot63]

That's amazing, something emotional, no words to say !!!!!

[kousar64]

what is the rugby player's name that lead this Haka?

[bellawella44]

@kousar64 His names Tane Randell

[MpsAREthieves]

New Zealand Samurai or somthing????....

[iPhonetique]

This reminds me that pokemon team trying to be scary whit thewrong ridiculous thing

[Palmgreen]

what is this, a dance competition?

[BravoOscar100]

@Palmgreen

WAR CHANT! not dance!

[bakertony]

@Palmgreen What is this, retards posting comments?

[Palmgreen]

@bakertony no i know what it is, it just looks stupid.

[chazispazi3]

I feel nervous watching Lomu do it...

[shileno8]

at 0:30 that guy was shitting his shorts =P

[nortedeportugal1]

this isn't scary, scary is the real maori people doing the haka... not the white man

[TheIdahosa]

I LIVE I LIVE, I DIE I DIE

[GreeL8]

THe horde play rudby....

[iiWelshY]

Can I ask you, how does nearly every NZ citizen know the Haka? Do you learn it in school or?

[chollis54]

Load of bollox............ if I was leading the england team I would get all our lads to wear bells on their legs, crossbands on their shirts, a silly straw hat and make the All Blacks watch us Morris Dancing for half an hour with handkerchiefs and sticks as pay back for having to watch that sh*t they come up with.

[nedatronics]

@chollis54 u BUtthurt coz u gonna get ur asses whooped after the chant

[wasantube]

NZ and Maori are so cool...I like.

in my country we also have war dance before the fight.

greeting from Thailand:)

[chilleverest]

going to gym ..NOW !!

[sillyjontag321]

@chilleverest me too!!

[johnlecepe]

Taine Randell is awesome.

cheers from france

[bardock2525]

0:20 Lol adidas film crew.. u can see the video they were shooting on the "All Blacks Haka - Spot Adidas" video on the right side in related videos.. :D

[bardock2525]

the leader in this haka video is the best one i have seen so far.. such a strong loud and clear voice..

[titykaka1]

reminds me of cheerleaders

[ravindrasane]

Guy at @0:29 going 'Alright mate, get on with it'.. the Haka is awesome to watch :)

[alterbyme]

This video just awesome'd all over my face.

[enteecee]

The cut-throat one is shite and yeah, we do lose with it. Pretty sure we just got our arses kicked by Aussie and the Springboks so there goes that theory. On the upside, gotta be a good sign because for the last 24 years we've been absolute favourites and haven't won so here's hoping! (If not..Go Scotland or even England)

[lostcause78]

I have no clue about rugby, really none. And yet I have known about this Haka for years, and the history behind it. That is some epic stuff right there.

Help a complete rookie here, is it true the All Blacks never lost a game when they did the cut throat version of this? (And if yes, why not use it all the time!)

[goldelar]

I am Spanish, but this haka without understanding what scares you say, how great is rugby, it's a shame that Spain has so little tradition

Go all blacks!

[OriginalGangstaVevo]

MasterBed-ing? 0:29 ?

[Sekinawa]

Name of the player at begining.....?

[camsnaps]

@Sekinawa

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure its Taine Randall.

[Sekinawa]

@camsnaps thanks

[kingtaro]

The jump at the end kind of ruined it for me.

[LeinMarjo]

Ive Translated the words in english Ka Mate Ka Mate Ka Ora Ka Ora Its Life Its Life, Its Death Its Death  Ka Mate Ka Mate Ka Ora Ka Ora Its Life Its Life, Its Death Its Death Tenei te tangata puhuru huru This is the hairy man Nana nei i riki mai whakawhiti' Who caused the sun to shine again for me A upa....ne! ka upa......ne! Up the ladder Up the ladder A upane kaupane whiti te ra! Up to the top where the sun shines! Hi!!!

[alkeraim123]

What is he saying before they all come in with Ka Mate? The Maori and English translation would be much appreciated. This is amazing.

[LeinMarjo]

@alkeraim123 Ive translated the haka in a message above yours, I hope u can understand it, I wrote the english words behind the Haka - words

Enjoy

[LeinMarjo]

Damn this even gives me energy and goosepumps,. So freakin awesome. I really hope i could see this for real someday, Damnn, I have a t-shirt with the haka written on it, I see it every day, It gives me energy Damnnn

[buzzbingbuzz]

@LeinMarjo cop on

[LeinMarjo]

@buzzbingbuzz what u mean?? Cop on???

[Stokesman24]

81 people just shit themselves and now have to clean it all up

[agolovchenko]

Молодцы новозеландцы.

[eriws24]

Gay jump at the end

[letiger42]

@eriws24 FUCK U DICK HEAD!

[felinecarol]

I'm an AFL supporter of 65 years, but this is one hell of a statement of Power!!! More than impressed.

[2001Horatio]

Rumours that NZ now extends from NZ to Tierra Del Fuego in the South and Alaska in the North are unsubstantiated at this point in time......

[MrLimo217]

77 people are indians

[RichardTotally]

77 people have pissed in pants

[ShiftyLebO92]

lol at the blonde guy at 0:26

[radon36]

Buena tecnica para cuando te vas a echar un cago y no sale xD

[xtdman345]

that 1 guy that doesnt jump at the end needs to b kicked off the team

[MrBaddestofthebad]

dude at 0:29 looks like my coach lol

[tammynikify]

I always love watching the haka...it's freakin awesome...but i just don't like that little jump they do at the end...kinda gay :P

[vijil]

@tammynikify They stopped doing that a few years ago now

[tammynikify]

@vijil lol...yeah i noticed...they probably thought it was a bit gay too :D

[mindswinger]

like the group jump at the end :p anchorman 'new suits!'

[MrFowla]

soundtrack to this haha youtube: "New Zealand WHAKA YEAH!"

[teaomihiat]

They need to do the Haka slow like this. Coz now these days they keeping speeding up and sounding like little bloody kids.

[HorneySamoan]

MAORI CAN SUCK MY NUTS

[smockatock]

I remember this!



[welovesexxx]

sorry but that dance it's pretty gay...

[kiwikazza]

@welovesexxx

[kiwikazza]

@welovesexxx um sorry to dissapoint you but it's not a dance it's a war chant. If you had 100 Maori warriors infront of you doing this before they charged to attack you would shit.

[wjsvalderrama]

@kiwikazza ...or maybe kill them before they finish?

[Mamoorlook]

@kiwikazza if i had 100 maori warriors in front of me eating ice-cream i would shit.

[sup1121]

@kiwikazza No you wouldn't shit yourselves, you would fire your gun, take over their land, give them alcohol, rename the country and populate with people from all across the globe and call them Australians. And that ladies and gentlemen is how the maori lost the land to the British and became known as Australians.

[71118812]

@sup1121 That's either the best piss-take of New Zealanders EVER or you're a breathtaking ignoramous. If the former, kudos. If the latter then firstly you need to know that New Zealand and Australia, while close, are two distinct countries. And their indigenous people, Maoris and Aboriginals, are ethnically completely different. While similar fates befell them in terms of European conquest, they are not the same.

[rafadasilvafan]

@sup1121 Maori are from New Zealand you fucking idiot.

[lakismith999]

@kiwikazza, not if I had a gun. Never forget, these guys were colonised by a bunch of Scotsmen in gumboots.

[MrCouldbeakiller]

@kiwikazza so why does it look so gay ?

[bakertony]

@MrCouldbeakiller Because gaylords think everything looks gay!

[fustyans]

@kiwikazza - Put 100 Maori Warriors in front of 3000 angry Birmingham City soccer fans and see who'd shit themselves !!!!!

[Maksimfan]

@kiwikazza actually I believe its not just a war chant and its not just done by men either, there are many different Hakas and they can represent different things.

[TheGennen]

@Maksimfan Incorrect, Haka directly translates to war-dong, although songs of other varieties ARE very important in other ceremonies. Also, it is forbidden for Women to preform Hakas. This rule was only recentl yrelaxed for sports-teams.

[0oPadmano0]

@kiwikazza and while those maori warriors are dancing I would mow them down with a machine gun...

[spydereleven]

@0oPadmano0 If they had machine guns, I'm sure they'd mow you down first little boy

[0oPadmano0]

@spydereleven Little boy?I can see that you referred to me as the first thing on your mind.

[spydereleven]

@0oPadmano0 Obviously it was first on your mind. I was calling you weak. 

[Nikon05]

@0oPadmano0 I'd imagine it's more because you come across as having the intelligence of a child..so its a fair judgement

[0oPadmano0]

@Nikon05 Don't judge a book by its cover.You come across as someone who gets involved in things that have nothing to do with them because their life is so empty,but that may not be true because I don't judge people by first impressions like yourself.

[Nikon05]

@0oPadmano0 yep, my life is completely empty, that's why I have an intellectual opinion... :)

[Hanisipie]

I love it when it's New Zealand versus Samoa or the like and we get a Haka back in response from the other side. Bet the All Blacks appreciate it too. And what's stopping Scotland or Ireland getting a couple of guys on the bagpipes to give us a skirl in response - that would be all good too. The crowd get really excited when there's a good response like that from the other side so come on all you other countries , how about it?

[MrGerakis100]

@Hanisipie I loved it when the guys on Munster did their own Haka against the All-Blacks

[Hanisipie]

@MrGerakis100 and isn't that the way it ought to be ? I get annoyed at those who complain, they should all come up with a good come-back instead of moaning eh ? It would make it more interesting for sure.