They be climbing in yo windows snatching yo people up. Trying to rape them so you need to hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they be rapin' errybody.
We just can't ignore the object extra from the leg, we cannot identify that item so, it certainly doesn't come from the earth. That simple fact is enough to believe almost everything in his story. If he could ask a question to them, the question would be: Why me and for what reason?
First of all, the object in the leg was a detector to know where he is. He's been chosen because he was strong enough to live with that traumatic situation. I personally would have gone crazy after many abductions
hahahahhaa, this guy likes this sex with aliens shit... what a load of bullshit.
Look at it this way. If aliens are smart enough to travel through space and paralyze the guy, then they should be smart enough to put him to sleep, pop a viagra in him and slap that alien hooker on his cock...
why do you think an alien would date you....just because no women wants to date you.....poor boy, stop crying and watch sesamstreet, that suits you better
extremely hard to believe.
joebs333 7 months ago
So funny, reminds me of my LSD trip! yeoooww! I'm sure his LSD trips were just as fun, even funner then mine =/
TheXenost 9 months ago
They be climbing in yo windows snatching yo people up. Trying to rape them so you need to hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they be rapin' errybody.
TheNinjazorz 10 months ago
fuck you phillip class.
MobiusBandwidth 1 year ago
We just can't ignore the object extra from the leg, we cannot identify that item so, it certainly doesn't come from the earth. That simple fact is enough to believe almost everything in his story. If he could ask a question to them, the question would be: Why me and for what reason?
First of all, the object in the leg was a detector to know where he is. He's been chosen because he was strong enough to live with that traumatic situation. I personally would have gone crazy after many abductions
DruMmMeuR 1 year ago
The old "it's not my job to convince anyone and i don't care if you believe me or not" stance. Lame.
senhuan 1 year ago
attention seeker...
dognuts101 1 year ago
Phake, fake, feihk, fhaek, faek ......
Omnignosis 1 year ago
I had sex wit an alien...she gets her greencard next week though.LOL!
coleon8 2 years ago
He probably feels guilty cos he liked it a bit and thats why his heads gone.
MrJizmonkey 2 years ago
I would not mind if an Alien sucked the juice out of me.....
halvaFalafel 2 years ago
who knows if he didn"t get focked by a MALE Alien ? lol
kiawash 2 years ago
hahahahhaa, this guy likes this sex with aliens shit... what a load of bullshit.
Look at it this way. If aliens are smart enough to travel through space and paralyze the guy, then they should be smart enough to put him to sleep, pop a viagra in him and slap that alien hooker on his cock...
Omg, he got alien kids,.... such bullshit...
scarysasquach 2 years ago
this guy is fukd.....
bzy1234567 2 years ago
can you tell me if the alien women was single
and if she was seeing any one
Did she have nice tits
and how was she in bed
can i have her number
glendouglas2 3 years ago
why do you think an alien would date you....just because no women wants to date you.....poor boy, stop crying and watch sesamstreet, that suits you better
keulekavlinski 3 years ago
Nice one :)))
Sansash01202 3 years ago
mental!
glendouglas2 3 years ago
it has to do with you being METAL!
sick in the HEAD!
that the pills thay give you and shout the fuck we dont need to hear some more bull shit
glendouglas2 3 years ago
Learn to spell and use proper grammar you inbred, heehaw ,retard. I can't stand people who's I.Q. is the same as the number of teeth they have...3
TooManySheeple 2 years ago
"In Flames" is the gaYEst band on earth, hence their name.
tb7la 2 years ago