How To Survive an Alien Abduction

[breeeegs]

So alien technology surpasses ours by thousands, perhaps millions of years, yet they can't deal with a fucking tinfoil hat? 

[Clonetrooper8900]

ALIENS ARE REAL IF THEY ARENT THEN WE ARE ALL ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE OR MAYBE ALIENS LOOK LIKE HUMANS BUT WITH POWERS :D

[jaiahlove]

1. Say you know chuck norris

2. ALL of your problems are sloved

[500mclaren]

how could that be possible there are no aliens

[DanielleandLillia]

[INSERT SMARTASS COMMENT HERE]

[Flench50]

just shoot thm and be done with it .

[madmanslullaby1]

what i dont get is that people say they know home remedies to avoiding things like vampires, werewolves, and yes, aliens. but if we've never seen them, had contact with them, or know how they look, how do we know their weaknessess and strengths?

[supermariogirl85]

They should make a more helpful one: How to Escape an Abduction by a Kidnapper/Pedophile

[CarloSubZero]

uhm.. why am i watching this?

[Mrspidey457]

thumbs up if you believe in aliens

[chelefr]

cant wait to sue them

[thevideoman6]

How To Survive an Alien Abduction

1. Call Chuck Norris

[M2barryplusMinecraft]

just tell them to get off the F***ing plaent B****** and if they say no grab a shotgun and shoot thier D*** off

[xTallimx]

Or bring a Fucking Shovel and Smack them on the head and say:Dayuum it Weasel you aint gettin' no Chickens!

[undeadstories2020]

weirdest video ever

[youhavnolife]

THAT WAS FRICKING HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHA

[Smokeshadow15]

Okay, I posted this on my past 3 videos of this... but WHAT HAS HOWCAST COME TO!!!! THIS IS DISTURBING

[marekatt1]

Wait... i dont even

[GeorginaO89]

Step 1: Get the alien Paul to do the dirty work for ya 👽

[explorertotodile]

@GeorginaO89 Nope.avi

[LuckyNekoPrincess]

why does this guy's head always gets cut off???

[lulubelleiw]

Elvis is the king of pop not of the U.S but it was still funny

[xXBeGoneXx]

Anyone notice the human guy only has four fingers?

[xxxxMMSxxxx1]

step 1: wake up

[ClarkiiDiamonds]

Yeah it may be pointless but just wait till you're stuck in a alien abduction then you will thank howcast lol joke wtf is this

[Keahn123]

umm.. wtf am i watching and how did i get here. Back 23 pages - Underworld evolution trailer.

This is when you know you are in the weird part of youtube.

[rayfist352]

this is stupid stupid stupid

[joosie1986]

Why am I watching this?

[ComedyAndAction]

How to Be A Whore

1) Before Sex ask for money

2) Fuck till you cant stop

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Did you know that Howcast is getting really fucking stupid

[lennyspizza]

Where do I buy a Disease?

[isatacobell]

DALE GRIBLE LIKED THIS! ;)

[JordanGuitar11]

note to self keep some tin foil in my pocket at all times.

[SpockWizard]

no u rape them lol

[spootboy123]

Welp, they're out of ideas, guys.

[328805]

Step 1: Stretch your butthole until you can reliably open it to several feet wide at a moments notice

Step 2: When they go in for the probe, thrust yourself backward and trap them in your anus.

Step 3: Force them through your digestive system backward in a scientific phenomena that can only be described as "reverse diarrhea".

Did you know aliens are actually Mexicans 72% of the time?

[TheFunyvideos]

@328805 u racist son of a bitch

[328805]

@TheFunyvideos quiet nigger

[requiem957]

@328805 im not an alien dumbass.

[328805]

@requiem957 Keen observation.

[xSuicidalCries]

Step 1: Paint yourself

Did you know that you have eyes?

[coolbeansplatypus]

These videos better be jokes..-_-

[55robloxmaster]

@coolbeansplatypus thay are because THEY ARE FAKE!

[cartunedbz]

LOL

[hlgimtommy]

i think 90% of youtube is "that part" xD

[AJLambrecht]

im in that part of youtube again arent i

[stripeylord]

mum: why did you have sex with that girl who had aids?

Me: incase i get abducted by aliens!

[dodoplate1]

earthly indignity intact.You just acted like a complete retard.

[MultiVietMinh]

chuck norris can escape from being abducted by showing his penis and giving aids to aliens

[randomrighthere561]

Next video: How to survive a ghost possesion

[mrcrazycookies117]

Hmm I probably should of done this when i got captured but all i did was piss my pants

[sntt3804]

Step One: Carry A knife at All Times

Step Two: Do a Trick or Two with The knife

Step Three: While they are distracted, try stabbing

Thumbs Up

[1406house]

step1: carry a pistol all the time

step2: shoot them in the head

[mj4ever1332]

lol he wasnt even ubducted... :P he was on the ground the whole time

[fornile]

This beat is baller.

[awkwebum100]

I would show aliens porn and have them observe it, then run like hell.

[MJgirlygirl]

The aliens were so CUTE!! :D

[Danyelle2345]

i know i shouldnt believe all this but im scared to go out at night now :I

[BLaCkEdOutSWIPZ]

ahhhh so thats what i done wrong .........

i will survive my next alien attack

[1Boyandaidiot]

step 1

hire chuck norris as abodyguard

[waterwhackerfilms]

@1Boyandaidiot Chuck Norris protects himself.

[Candyapplegurl555]

What if the aliens rape me? HOLY SHAIT SPACE RAPE

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@Candyapplegurl555 Say you have Aids

[sortadead]

did he say earth porn?

[jase13g]

How am i supposed to be alive if they eat my head off?

[oreo8ify]

duct tape your asshole lol

[MrJunkProductions]

....give me the hotdog

[mundoperrovideo]

???

[MrYungnealy]

reinforce undergarments hahaha

[MrBunnyRabbitxo]

What the fuck howcast?

[HellHappens]

Da FUck?

[chickennoodlesoup79]

next they are going to tell you how to go to the bathroom

[soukupb]

@chickennoodlesoup79 Lol already found it.

[DatMan500]

step 1:call the Men In Black

[Thatguy777989]

Need a disease? Will aids do?

[PurpplePolkaDots]

You will need: a disease?

[bowandarow12]

step 1wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yauboy123]

how do you know? you might get raped

[boundforidaho]

LOL



[mileyy13]

uhm.. I don't know how to feel about this...

[megaAlex808]

this guy must have a fuped life with bear attacks and shit

[Pokemasters96]

What The Heck Are These People Doing With Their Lives?!?!?!??!?

[433barrett]

wtf???

[TheHudson700]

How to Survive an alien attack:

1.use your super powers.

2.don't bother cause there not real! (dumb asses)

[pirate1165]

I Tyed it it wee?? um..?\

[NLBlackname55NL]

How to survive an alien abduction

Step 1: Be fucked.

Did you know aliens place anal probes?

[igor960000]

yeah sure i'll have dignity after walking around in a alumium foil over my chrotch

[TheRedwolf11]

This is SEERIUS BIZNUSS!

[TheIdiotNamedR0ppu]

dude noshit that aliens exitct its a nobrainer. But i do belive that aliens are no threat do us. We dont have any tech they woud want but in the oder hand 6 billion slaves woud be awsome

[bunnyhippo]

to funny

[SajjadRockzAlwayz]

it was how to or comedy?

[yayedu]

DA FACK?

[claudd3]

i dont think human can survive since alien also probably will watch this video..we should get ourselves at least 1 set of chuck norris to protect us from any kind of alien

[superfreakinninja]

*face palm*

[etusd]

Oh yeahhh...probe my balls



[etusd]

Instead of "The King", they should have wrote "Chuck Norris"

[zapatakarla305]

ok now they are just having fun with these

[alzain16]

Chuck norris once abducted an alien......the rest is history

[armydudeboy]

Well i got smething that takes two steps Its called a gun

Step 1. Aim

Step 2. OPen fire

[dollybaby144]

yea you back up get in the freakin care you moron!

[Korolija123]

Lol

[DoctorBaboon]

Yeah, with your earthly dignity intact. Hey! Spiky tin foil underwear that goes over your pants is cool!

[sckittles8D]

weird THEY ATE HIS HEAD! and then spit it back out o.o i would not want my head back o.o

[arkkillerness]

lol

[socialmarketinguru]

I cant beleive that you are washing the brain to the people with this shit

[fpascale789]

call will smith and tommy lee jones

[Pompadour123]

How To Survive an Alien Abduction

Step 1 : Get a train

Step 2 : Runover the aliens with the train

Step 3: After you killed the alien call the museum and say you found an alien

Step 3: get money from the museum

Optional : Tell Youtube that Howcast is dumb

[funnya100]

This is so fucking stupid.

[rmkkp]

"brawling skills" lmao

[mantheresnousername]

Step 1: Tape ur butthole shut so no anal probes

Did you know, oranges are orange?

[1234m1234m1234m1234m]

Come at me aliens! I have aids, cancer, hepatitis, malaria and herpes!

[winkerbell100]

and why can't they do this with real people?... lol

[darklordzone2012]

lol elvis is the king

[junsuducky19]

shit to do this i need a fucking alien and how the hell the alien eats your head and still be alive dipshit

[MrPiecules]

Dear Peoples,

"Mental focus"? Yes, More like mental disability.

From: Gunthex.

[marrizzllee1]

lmao if this really happened to me, I'd end up in a mental institute for the rest of my life.

[jedicoco62]

so gay

[Christheblack127]

howcast is putting how to do everything on youtube

[Christheblack127]

i seen aliens in the woods, go look at my video

[yuuiuu11]

Some of Howcast videos are kind of helpful, others are plain nutty...I think I am correct when I place this in the first category!

I have been watching these videos for like an hour...help me!!!

[hellounicorn24]

I've seen aliens before they r real

[MUSHIEO3O]

@hellounicorn24 Said's the girl with the " Hello unicorn " as her USERNAME -__-

[Logan98ify1]

lol that was cute lol

[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

ok but basically they only do scientific stuff when your sleeping in your bed...this is so bullshit

[TheChumbamonster]

Their are 32 aliens out there. Get ready.

[LAWLoROFL]

remember! you have to have rabies to be abducted!

[HacksUploaderReborn]

Howcast is starting to post troll videos....

[jackrat39]

How to survive a stupid video like this, well u really can't

[mjbvd2]

How to survive an alien abduction

1 stealh bomber

2 m.o.a.b

optional

emergency shotgun

LET INFECTED BEGIN 

[falastini8]

Howcast has gone bannanas

[3orthe4]

ahhahahaaha wtf ahhahahaa thats the dumbs thing i have herd

[Tymb19]

what you forget though is space is very big it would take millions of years for them to get here so aliens would probably have forgotten why they were coming here

[adminmovie]

I ll fuck an alien with 2 pussies !!

[XDproductions212]

How to survive an alien abduction

What you will need:

1. A shotgun

2. Ammo

3. Food

4. Water

5. A car

[WWIIHelperbrian]

seems like another episode of robot chicken...

[MrChibiluffy1]

lol

[MrStratosfear11]

If an alien eats off your head, just magically roll out of his stomach and magically reattach your dislocated head back onto your neck... To be further protected, wear tin foil under your pants for the rest of your life...

[jamu420]

but what happens if the alien is horny and wants to rape me? do I get a butt plug?

[12345sabs]

wtf is this

[anicentpredatorclaw1]

if i had a gun i'll shoot the aliens kick them on the wang lol

[VogaYoga]

Is Howcast just doing these videos because they get bored?

[yeeehdog]

wtf did i just watch

[jtm5989]

"a disease" LMAO

[supermariosister1]

Nice to know.

[AdrianoBambace]

Step 1: FALCON PUNCH!!!

[pawsandtales1]

step one:find a slut

step two: well you live

[MrDubstepElectro]

How To Survive an Alien Abduction

Step 1: Be Friend With Chuck Norris

Step 2:You Survived

[ModLeader4Kyle]

@MrDubstepElectro Chuck norris can't do shit

[dgcasey0325]

@MrDubstepElectro I would prefer Jack Bauer. Jack makes Chuck look like a pussy.

[mounthorse100]

Umm... There's so many thing wrong with this video

[Igonkeelchu]

Lol @ adult Moral Oral

[100superdudeman1]

heres how you survive LET IT HAPPEN there just trying to find out why the smartest humans are resistant to the greatest threat in the galaxy

[crispy982]

How to survive a alien abduction:

Step 1: Have a handgun and ammo on you

Step 2: Fucking shoot those bitches

Did you know you just read this?

[vinnie607]

*alien cuts off your head* start coughing or seezing land it will spit it back and you'l live

[Twyla782]

But I don't have a disease! I'm GONNA DIE!!!

[crazy4muffinz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[23letha]

this is stupid

[finster796]

Next Howcast: "How to run out of ideas."

[Dakdizzy]

Aliens like Skittles

[95AEME]

How to survive an alien abduction

Step 1: Get off the LSD

Did you know dogs are mammals?

[eddson11]

WTF IS THIS SHIT!? x'D I damn near pissed my self from laughing at this stupidity x'D

[mrfail04]

Fuck, where do I buy Diseases?

[lol332211]

"Earthling dignity intact" Yeah.. Right.. Dignity..

[BlazerXable]

I thought that the man will dance billy jeans :D

[ultraphoennix]

i would sure go with the aliens :)

[Marciah33]

☆ :)))

[TuzNindzya]

how stop stop the end of the world.

1.call chuck norris

2.he kicks ass

3. were saved!

[MrPlatypusJones]

How To Survive an Alien Abduction

Step 1: Buy Fallout 3

Step 2: Buy Mothership Zeta DLC

Did you know

Pumpkin Pie is the first American Pie

[eldind026]

i have to die? howcast if trolling me.

[UnknownAnonymously1]

I will always remember to put tin foil, a bucket, and to wear tinfoil underwear, THANKS HOWCAST!!!!

[GreenAce92]

Step 1: Whip out your cock

Step 2: Cum

[IlyakIlyasa]

Steven Hawkins must have abducted by Aliens that's why he is ALIVE! handicap

[noob5121]

Use you're cunning and ability *punches aliens* *aliens shoot you*

The end

[MarcyBieber654]

What it is with Chuck Norris?!???

[Videomaster5555]

omg 0:45 id be in too much pain to fight them

[pivotstick111]

just get chuck norris