Me:"look at the end and tell me what it says" Someone:"uhhh....Assassins?" Me: "XD LOL EXACTLY! GET IT?! XD LOL" Someone:"O_O...no, no i dont get it O_O" Me:"it says Assassins, right? well, look at the first two words..." Someone:"*squints at first two words* i dont know what your-OH I GET IT XD LOL" Someone 2:"what?!" Me:"it says ASS ASS XD LOL!! XD"
En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
Obviously, this isn't supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be epic like how it was in 300. And it doesn't say Assassins Creed- Sparta Remix. I think it was really good! It fit perfectly, great timing! Favorite.
this is actually very similar to what happened in assasins creed 2, where ezio's family is getting executed, uberto sees ezio in the crowd, except the only difference is that ezio gets spotted, but he wasnt all kitted out like altaire is, he didnt have a knife or a crossbow, let alone sexy stabby time knife. he also wasnt standing at the bell tower. I read the book, not played the game.. yet
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wouldn't really say that. it gets repetitive and boring. And has impossible "Find the flag" missions. Ubisoft kinda knew they messed up. so, in the making of Assassin's Creed 2, they went around, and asked the audience, what they hated about Assassin's Creed 1.
you're reading my comment 2.now your thinking that's a stupid fact 4.you didn't notice that i skipped 3 5.you're checking it now 6.you're smiling 7.you're still reading my comment 8.you know all you have read is true 10.you didn't notice i skipped 9 11.you're checking now 12.you didn't notice there only supposed to be 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
i agree the assassins creed games are fun but prince of persia series are much better except for the ds games and the prince of perisa 4 the trilogy sands of time, warrior within, and two thrones were awesome and so is the new forgotten sands
you could be right but when i saw your comment i reviewed your video and it looked like he was hit in the stomach or chest. It could have broken a rib or something
@LTglenn91 iono man he got hooked by a crossbow and thrown down to the ground.. if that wasn't bad enuf altair used him as a ramp to jump off the side of his ribs. i mean he's prolly still alive but he's surely fucked up lol
@NoResolution17 Jerusalem was controlled by Saracen forces in Assassin's Creed, Damascus also. The only Crusader controlled city in the game was Acre, and you can find nooses in Acre. The other two cities didn't.
Who would go hating on this video? It's Epic!
SystemOfADownNotVEVO 1 week ago
Epic
GOTHICmetalperson156 1 month ago
THIS IS SPARTA !!! Boom
aatoyoyo 4 months ago
cool
agathor181 4 months ago
This is ACRE!!!
inphasesith 5 months ago 3
this is HAlo combat evolved
Sniper7806 5 months ago
nothing is true every is permitted
TheGAMEFREAK512 6 months ago
i wish i was a assassin i wanna kill my enemeys for peace
TheGAMEFREAK512 6 months ago
THIS IS FAIL!!!!!
MrPathorn 6 months ago
Bretty cool, man!
gamesANDreallife 6 months ago
dude this waz the best video i have ever seen!!!!!!!!
hillbrent080 6 months ago
@4098992670 Eh. Remember, people, this comment was from 9 months ago.
TheZombieGrunt 6 months ago
cool
omgilikemeganfox 6 months ago
300 AssassinS
doomfreezzer61 6 months ago
i thought this was patrick
Vindowvista 6 months ago
THIS!!! IS!!!! ACRE!!!!!!!
JimTheJames 6 months ago
lol
zero2037 6 months ago
Me:"look at the end and tell me what it says" Someone:"uhhh....Assassins?" Me: "XD LOL EXACTLY! GET IT?! XD LOL" Someone:"O_O...no, no i dont get it O_O" Me:"it says Assassins, right? well, look at the first two words..." Someone:"*squints at first two words* i dont know what your-OH I GET IT XD LOL" Someone 2:"what?!" Me:"it says ASS ASS XD LOL!! XD"
KissMyADD 6 months ago
this is so sick
werewolfguy100 7 months ago
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En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
luis2011251 7 months ago
AC:Brother hood style:
Cesare: This is Madness
Ezio: No....THIS IS ROMA
Commentaccount101 7 months ago 3
Bleeeeeeeeh, dis joke is overkill... literally... Hehehe
YoMalvado 7 months ago
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altair got scared by the bell ringing and fell at 0:21
anonymousify1 7 months ago
give me back my 1 minute + about 20 seconds for typing and all that shit...
marko97fkv 7 months ago
@marko97fkv give me the 30 seconds it took to read your shit comment and type this message
shadowfiend97 6 months ago
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AssassinsCreedFanDK 7 months ago
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!
52Alec 7 months ago
Obviously, this isn't supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be epic like how it was in 300. And it doesn't say Assassins Creed- Sparta Remix. I think it was really good! It fit perfectly, great timing! Favorite.
JakMyMan 7 months ago 29
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ass4ssin008 6 months ago
NO>> this is ASSASSINS CREED....
MrFallout192 8 months ago
Okay, I had to laugh really, really hard :D Haha, oh my God. This is so stupid that it's funny again...
0000Twilight0000 9 months ago
That was so funny. Perfect timing. On my favourite list :)
jacobsguns 9 months ago
that was very funny and good congratulations!!!!!
tampsis1998 9 months ago
i think the point of this video is not to be funny, but to be cool which it is.
QuestionableVids 10 months ago
perfect timing!
rickmunneke 10 months ago
Its like the bell knocked altair off XD
tomguyman 10 months ago
Keep pressing 7 to see Altaïr raping the target.
Forrestfire444 10 months ago
this is as funny as i would say :: the car is driving !!! XD... n00bish
flareman300 10 months ago
216 people got assasinated by Altair today
TheLegoMasterR 11 months ago
This is good ;D
MEFJProductionzzz 11 months ago
THIS IS ... a waist of my time... hey that dident fit in... :(
AxelCoolify 1 year ago
@AxelCoolify waste* and didn't*
ukp13 11 months ago
i thought it was funny lol the stab queued in quite well
Kutter117 1 year ago
nn ha senso
yabadinoxd 1 year ago
cool
SeaneTheSparten 1 year ago
all of the comments are divided into 2 groups : - funny - not funny at all
hauk2009 1 year ago
THIS, IS, SPARTAAA -stab-!! xDD
KennedyyGoRawrr 1 year ago
THIS, IS, not funny :(
htorres11 1 year ago 2
THIS, IS, ACRE!
blazingfiregraff 1 year ago
0:44 to 0:47 is THIS IS SPARTA!
puppypwner4456 1 year ago
lol
spartanboy33 1 year ago
Sparta Creed.
This video is not funny at all.
DrunkMiX 1 year ago
lolol
TheKisukeUrahara 1 year ago
Funny how he stabs the guard at 00:52 with the crossbow.
z1pc0d3 1 year ago
not funny
hkgjts 1 year ago
pwnd.....
fredsucks777 1 year ago
Sucks sort of.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 year ago
love It
broly2210 1 year ago
0:58 thats what she said...-_-
xNaijaBoi 1 year ago
This is Acre!
Ramizello 1 year ago
youre a complete fool
pinguinovolador1 1 year ago
the best part was at 1:07
TheZombieGrunt 1 year ago 59
@TheZombieGrunt
so you watch the hole video? LOL
firestarter123321 10 months ago
@TheZombieGrunt fuck you
huckerxxx 7 months ago
@TheZombieGrunt the blackness? you are sick man
TheValer95 5 months ago
@TheValer95 The end of it.
TheZombieGrunt 5 months ago
0:01
yamigosaya 1 year ago
WTF how did this get 277k Views? My Videos are hundret times better.
RayquazaHD 1 year ago
Sad
daberek666 1 year ago
hahaha 0:44
ziom5334PL 1 year ago
epic
TheMYstudios78 1 year ago
xd right at the spot
BosniaTV 1 year ago
Awesome :)
inu101 1 year ago
w t f
UltrafailGuy 1 year ago
This is creed!
Anders9009 1 year ago
this is GAY!
bb33nnii 1 year ago
this is actually very similar to what happened in assasins creed 2, where ezio's family is getting executed, uberto sees ezio in the crowd, except the only difference is that ezio gets spotted, but he wasnt all kitted out like altaire is, he didnt have a knife or a crossbow, let alone sexy stabby time knife. he also wasnt standing at the bell tower. I read the book, not played the game.. yet
nice vid
bob13377 1 year ago
Haha! Nice. :D
FuruBaOtaku 1 year ago
THIS IS ACRE!!!!!
dudesik642 1 year ago
@dudesik642 Lol yeah
Drake14161337 1 year ago
only sync ... nothing special ...
ANBUroger 1 year ago
pretty good
JohnMacTavishCZ 1 year ago
wait....IS THAT BARAKA FROM MORTAL KOMBAT?!?!?
Hamodey150 1 year ago
Lol!! Nice
spinnerboyz 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!!!! IT FITS PERFECTLY
ShoopDaFlubber 1 year ago
sparta? zap me back, were at whe wrong place at the wrong time
FoodOnCrack 1 year ago
theres a ding but no dong on the bell
KINGCAE199 1 year ago
haha dobre xD
smalec25 1 year ago
Ehm...ok
Aphrophis 1 year ago
THIS IS XBOX!
SepulchureDoom 1 year ago
0:47 Headshot!
stoopitmoose 1 year ago
Dude: My kingdom has sufferred it's mad! Doot doot doot...... *Runs over and kills king guy*
THIS IS MADNESS! Wait....... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
pazuismykitty 1 year ago
*jump in the air*THIS...IS..SPARTA !!!!!!!!*stabs head**random voice*TAKEDOWN!20 POINTS!
assassinmanthing 1 year ago
THIS IS ACRE!
toyotasupramaster 1 year ago
This is Altair ;P
xLegendaryAssassin 1 year ago
epic
shooshooplup 1 year ago
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dajman24 1 year ago
THIS IS YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!
ertyuiopsnake 1 year ago
THIS! IS! ACRE!
Zodak092 1 year ago
I think not.... THIS IS ACRE!!!!
SH4D0SKU11 1 year ago
awww what a polite brutal killer he shuts his victims eyes lol
159487nk 1 year ago
nah i dont think it fits D:
Amerfira 1 year ago
dont fool yoursels, the animus is a way to call the true software behind this:
The Matrix. Hello, Mr. Miles.
BrokenIVN91 1 year ago
XD the sparta bell
evildude7474 1 year ago
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N I C E best!
AllForFury 1 year ago
nice
even though altair shuolda wear his undies
bender961 1 year ago
This is Electronic Arts ...
Electronic Arts?
THIS IS UBISOFT!
lizerg700 1 year ago
lmao this is sparta
noobgotgame 1 year ago
This isnt FUNNY!
IllaPWNage 1 year ago 64
@IllaPWNage Who said it was ment to be funny....
Melfi204 1 year ago
@IllaPWNage but epic
evanrocks01 1 year ago
@IllaPWNage not supposed to be
NickoRules17 9 months ago
@IllaPWNage Yes it is you so know it is...
newagegamer 9 months ago
Actually, this is a KKC member that's attacking white guys. :D
JCSmitherz 1 year ago
@JCSmitherz its KKK, KU KLUX KLAN! i hate those bastards
TheMetroidfanboy 1 year ago
@TheMetroidfanboy Touche.
JCSmitherz 1 year ago
This is Awesome =)
LanPartyZero 1 year ago
the this bit is sparta goes quite well! well done for noticing it could pretty much fit! (Y)
Karmaffix 1 year ago
Best video game of all time?
I wouldn't really say that. it gets repetitive and boring. And has impossible "Find the flag" missions. Ubisoft kinda knew they messed up. so, in the making of Assassin's Creed 2, they went around, and asked the audience, what they hated about Assassin's Creed 1.
pejnismiggle 1 year ago
This is AC !! O_O
snaggiz 1 year ago
i wish you could use the bow and arrow in the real game
wongpresents 1 year ago 2
no this is patrick!
hottemy 1 year ago
and then he goes BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!
HappySonicGirlRider 1 year ago
Sweetness
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
Where is "Madnes"?
patix4321 1 year ago
now thatd FUCKING AWSOME!!!
ReaLSiniisteR 1 year ago
No, this is Jerusalem!!
m2reily 1 year ago
@m2reily Fail
dragonluna27 1 year ago
@dragonluna27 Yeah didn't see that first one.
m2reily 1 year ago
This is supposed to be when the Crusaders invaded Byzantium and created Latin Kingdoms, this is (Medieval) Sparta and there are the Crusaders
Musicsage 1 year ago
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morbidmagick 1 year ago
THIS IS A good game
qazwsxedc24631 1 year ago
lame...
krut92 1 year ago
gay
LaNdomer23 1 year ago
nice but i thought it would be a kick from a "leip of faith"
stormlife98 1 year ago
awesome, perfect timing to. i also have a question, about the crossbow, IS THE LIKE A SHANK ON THE END?
Dragonlover7890 1 year ago
HELL YEAH! Epic timing! XD
HidansBabe 1 year ago 2
i agree the assassins creed games are fun but prince of persia series are much better except for the ds games and the prince of perisa 4 the trilogy sands of time, warrior within, and two thrones were awesome and so is the new forgotten sands
x2blades41 1 year ago
THIS IS ASSASSINS CREED!
titanticbodyparts 1 year ago
THIS IS ALTAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tecknifeTV 1 year ago
this is just plain kickass!! XD
TheZenzone 1 year ago
TONIGHT...WE DINE...IN JERUSALEM
pateuvasiliu 1 year ago
@pateuvasiliu LOL
shawn106 1 year ago
I forgot where we're dining D=
potterspuppetpal 1 year ago
HELLA NICE!!!!!!
SonOfVietKid91 1 year ago
That is acturly really cool :P but i think he should say : THIS. IS. JEW LAND! xP
Ome4eva69 1 year ago
if u watch x 4 the scene in he says THIS IS SPARTA!! at the 4 th it's a little funny
mercedesSlk666 1 year ago
WOW that went well
Bleachrebellion 1 year ago
THIS IS A SHITTY GAME !
haganum 1 year ago
sparta??? hahahah)))))
imDemon47 1 year ago
THIS IS ACRE!!!!!!
dodgerkbs 1 year ago 2
XD cool
OnlyStiX 1 year ago
this actually fit pretty damn well. i can imagine it haha
ezioaltiar22 1 year ago
Sin comentarios D:
Quiero mis 1:07 min de vida D:
IIIIIJoseIIIII 1 year ago
gay
barvrouwen 1 year ago 2
but i think he should have sed this is sparta as he jumpet
dodgerkbs 1 year ago
@dodgerkbs he did lol
Zored135 1 year ago
@Zored135 actualy he jumted then sed it i sed say then jump :D
dodgerkbs 1 year ago
AWSOME good timing and mix between 1 video to the ather
dodgerkbs 1 year ago
should have left in the king's "madness?" question in the audio :O
spawcage6 1 year ago
Sweet that part at 0:20 was freaking raw
codafett 1 year ago
That's perfect =D
No.....THIS IS PATRICK! o_O
RazgrizNinjaEX8 1 year ago 2
no..this is idiotland :P
mirko91rm 1 year ago
i think that's Arce....Jerusalem look much cleaner than Arce
kurahadol3 1 year ago
who care it was awsome so deal with it
TheOneTrueWerewolf1 1 year ago
That jerusalem not Sparta not Italy not others. That's Jerusalem ok . :( goddes crist
mrsmiley2k 1 year ago
not jerusalem but acre
gudarai 1 year ago
he knows that...he just made the video with the voices of 300...
carloszarzuela93 1 year ago
the second guard is barely injured maybe a brused knee?
LTglenn91 1 year ago
you could be right but when i saw your comment i reviewed your video and it looked like he was hit in the stomach or chest. It could have broken a rib or something
kahrun47 1 year ago
@LTglenn91 iono man he got hooked by a crossbow and thrown down to the ground.. if that wasn't bad enuf altair used him as a ramp to jump off the side of his ribs. i mean he's prolly still alive but he's surely fucked up lol
spawcage6 1 year ago
No, this is Altair..
l33tprofessor 1 year ago
it is jerusalem of course noobs
geosandu 1 year ago
No, This is jerusalem
NoResolution17 1 year ago 84
@NoResolution17 no this is kenyaa
rugbyrocks152 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 no actually This is acre :D
MetalX2006 1 year ago 3
@NoResolution17 !!! Noo! This is not Jerusalem's..That's Acre
SiiLlver 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 its acre btw.....
Jason81385 1 year ago 30
@NoResolution17 Jerusalem was controlled by Saracen forces in Assassin's Creed, Damascus also. The only Crusader controlled city in the game was Acre, and you can find nooses in Acre. The other two cities didn't.
musiclover6789 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 nope it's Acre, Israel
DWANDDB 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 how are you looking on youtube if your in jerusalem, i thought there were no computers there. lol
allaboutvideogames 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 It's actually Acre...
MrRainpe 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 asc is in italy
lilwayneballa10 1 year ago
@NoResolution17 Acre my friend
WhiteTigerClan 1 year ago