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  • Alan Ladd was short and was always made look tall in his movies.

  • Peace, my friend :)

  • Famous atheists last words before dying. ,, or ,,Disproving Atheists in 82 seconds ,, on you tube !!!!!check i

  • Life is short, do you think you know everything?One day when your life will end,(Imagine simply, such a day )you will have? many questions and fears .search path of truth and life, now when you have time .Be smart !Eternal life is found only in the Lord Jesus Christ, the Saviour of the world .You can start serching truth :,,A DYING MANS LAST WORDS, A MESSAGE FROM GOD ,,or ,,Saint Faustina 1 of 6 on you tube A Muslim's Conversion to Christianity - Part 2 .etc please search !!!

  • @kongo4527 christianity is not the only religion that has "eternal life". And obviously jesus was not the saviour otherwise our world would have been saved and this is clearly not the case

  • @kongo4527 Pathetic, you obviously have your brain, if you have on, turned off!

  • You made a lot of vids about islam, christianity, scientology.. when are you going to make a vid about judaism and the ''masters'' & ''cattles'' relation ?

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  • Excuse me, but Apple gives me first class tech and great value for my money! And besides, liking easy to use well designed consumer products is nothing like religion! Mr. Condell may have been a bit off today; He needs to look further into Scientology to get to the real fun! The Mother Ship of Thetans is coming for the faithful. It's a more run of the mill cult than he realizes.

  • @KatrinaMess While awaiting the return of Steve Jobs, or any other moneygrabbing Jesuses that have made the free market litigation to stop competition (you can get even more value for money by buying half the price the stuff that aren't branded, but still get full warranty and good tech support you probably won't need at all). Funny how in Europe the Apple vs competitor cases have been dismissed, but in the US they're always going on. Free market my ass.

  • i like south parks take on scientology

  • "There's something wrong with being human beings. Who would have thought it?" And of course this guy doesn't see anything wrong with being human - As long as this being is him with all inclusive prejudices.

  • Scientology is like Apple. An exclusive, stupid, over expensive and useless cult. We've been accepting cults for a long time, like the illuminati, the skull 'n bones and the other morons...

  • @HayZing don't forget Collateral and A Few Good Men.

  • This man is a legend, I admire the fact he has the balls to tell it as it is. All religion is bullshit and the belief in a god is a mindless child like delusion.

  • pat is your God (you tube).

  • What is so good being a catholic then? when they have so many priest that are

    pedophiles and the priest protect each other and they have forgivenss of sins that is fucking bullshit to me.

  • @Bergmansan He's not still a Catholic. Try watching any of his other videos or reading anything by this man ever. His being taught Catholic values is WHY he became an Aethist, because he realised how batshit insane religion is.

  • L. Ron Hubbard is drinking stale beer and fucking herpes infected strippers in the Underground Freezer Of Doom.

    Glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, & to the Midget, & to the Pirates. As it was in the beginning,is now, (with Mountains) and ever shall be, (& Trees) World without end. (& Pirates) R'Amen. May His Noodly appendages reach out and touch you in the naughtiest of places, ye scurvy bastards! Yargh! XD

  • they have really clean bathrooms. maybe a bit too clean...

  • @Ghengisfritzmeister The scientologists ?

  • @kolkrabe19 disturbingly immaculate. its what bothered me the most about them.

    now, the booths for the free movies are great to make out in.

  • @Ghengisfritzmeister Haha, good to know. Maybe they are paranoid about Aids and microbes.

  • @kolkrabe19 one thing about them, though. they are dreadfully serious about taking that money. i signed up for a twenty dollar course, and they had someone follow me to the atm and back, just to make sure i ponied up the cash! wow!

  • @Ghengisfritzmeister Was it worth the 20 bucks ?

  • @kolkrabe19 perhaps, then again, at that time i had really low self esteem.

    it was also worth it to find out what these people were about.

    it's a business, plain and simple.

    for a while, i appreciated the clean bathrooms, those nifty little sailor suits on the chicks were kinda hot,

    though i really couldnt really score with them. stuck up little cunts, they were.

  • Brilliant !

  • I dont hope tom cruise try to play Peter the Great (2 meters) or Harald Hardraada (2.10 meters) in a movie :P

  • Hey Tom, Send me 100,000$ so I can cleanse myself of evil beings.

  • there are rumours though of mormonism fusing with scientology in order to for mormontology. i can't wait to see pat's take on that.

  • Sooo...anything I beleive must be a lie?? Is mustard really yellow?? This Pat Condell fruitcake doesnt want anyone to have any beleif at all, and im not speaking just religion, he doesnt want you to beleive anything, like...is mayonaise white??? makes you think. Oh yeah kids, dont beleive the past either, nothing your parents or grand parents know is true??? doesnt make sense does it? well, neither does this fruit.

  • @fatmirsali mustard is yellow. what is the problem?

  • @fatmirsali You pillock!

  • @fatmirsali Excuse me? lol

  • "Intergalactic genocide": Is he talking about the Auschwitz Holocaust ?

  • There's something wrong with being human. Well, well who would have thought it? - That's 100% brilliance right there.

  • you are the man god bless you ???

  • Tonight i committed an armed robbery, it was not me though, it was the alien inside me who forced me to do it, well thats my alibi.

  • Scientology is better then Islam

  • @tom cruise...i thought you would be bigger!

  • didnt you get sued for posting this video? ahahah

  • wow, I am thoroughly entertained. Well done sir.

  • You're telling people religion is wrong like it's a fact, and granted the hardcore religious people tell you you're wrong like it's a fact. I'm wasting my time commenting on this to tell you that you're just as bad as a bible thumper. You are the same thing. The difference is you are against, they are for. Just let people believe what they want to. I don't care if people are religious or atheist or whatever. You kind of people need to get over yourselves.

  • @randyeffa If you look into more of his videos, he explains why he's so outspoken about religions instead of being "tolerant."

  • ha ha ,a science fiction writer.I think Ray Bradbury or Stephen King are much better writers.

    He seems so totally fake in interviews and the truth was in that totally weird video of him.lets go jump on a couch and then we'll attack Matt Lauer just for fun during a guest spot. All hail Scientology.

  • Tom Cruise needs to fly his P-51 Mustang into the Scientology headquarters.

  • L. Ron Hubbard also wrote the Bible.

  • I'd love to see Pat Condell and Bill Maher team up

  • He was really good in Magnolia.....

  • Thanks Pat.

    Funny how they use 'Science' in their name...Loonies. Mass suicide hmmm, interesting would be fine by me. It would solve the population issue and that would be a good thing. Also help the gene pool.

  • I hope he's joking. Playing off of Randy Newman's song "short people" which parodies bigotry

  • you're fuckin' hilarious mate.

  • HUMPHREY BOGART WAS A SMALL GUY,

    & HE WASN´T ASHAMED ABOUT IT.

    HE WAS A SMALL GUY, YES BUT A BIG

    ACTOR, I DON´T LIKE TOM CRUISE EITHER,

    JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, I DON´T LIKE.

  • @BUZOSKARSON

    NO NEED

    TO

    SHOUT

  • Just like other religions, there is nothing scientific or logical about scientology.

    I would pay to see a scientology church raided by an extremist of some other religion. That would be hilarious.

  • Skin conductivity seems very important to them as well. You won't find too many electrical engineers who are scientologists . Religion in general can't stand up to someone who understands elementary physics.

  • Convert to Taoism that's the true religion

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  • I believe the idea of original sin comes from the need to make things so bad they can’t get any worse- In other words, if you’re born sinful, you can’t get worse, you can either stay the same or get better.

  • Historians say that most religions were created in early history by whatever form of government was present at the time and place, so that when the public went there with questions about our universe, they would have something to tell them. it was a substitute for finding the REAL answers (aka science), because that was impossible at the time.

    but now that we have enough technology to provide FACTS for these answers, religion is unnecessary.

    another words, ITS BULLSHIT SO WHY IS IT STILL HERE?

  • Tom Cruise is short of BRAINS!

  • thank you for your elaborate humor. made me laugh.

  • Director and former 30 year plus member of the Church of Scientology Paul Haggis said that Tom Cruise and other star Scientologists have 10, 11 and 12 year olds signed to 10 billion year contracts as servants, now that's fucked up!

  • @seancarletonzero Off course paull haggis could say a lot of things that aren't true. 30 year member? LMAO Paaul haggis hasn't taken a course since the late seventies, and now claims to have been a scientologist since recently. 5n fact it was Scientology connections that help jump start haggises carreer when he was just another wannabee writer in holy wood through Sc. Celebrity centre. Fact is haggis hasn't been a scientologist for over 20 years but a very bitter man to those around him.

  • Dude science is boooooring.........

  • Um, you took a video that's already on youtube and re posted it? For what? Make your own vids!

  • Ha ha! It ends in "ology" and contains most of the word "science". There must be something to it, right?!

  • Even L. Ron Hubbard said the best way to make alot of money in life is too start your own religion.

  • So true about Tom Cruise!

  • i had to make a presentation about sciensthingy in religion...and half of the time me and my classmates...well we all laughed our asrses ofXDDD

  • Mr. Condell you are my hero

  • I was cracking up at the part about tall/small - hah!

  • LMAO!! Love it! :) Nanu nanu! :-D

  • Yea Tom Cruse is in the religion scentology

  • wow he's seen Boston Legal

  • this is a great man! he changes peoples lives! thank you for speaking for us who have not pat condell!

  • Scientology is stupid.

  • hahaha! I love these videos ;) good show old boy

  • @jonstacy YES! burble, mwah, bruh, *further stereotypical upper class victorian brit babble noises*

    Good show indeed!

  • This moron is not even as decent as Amazing Atheist is. He is a hypocrite douche nozzle.

  • @NWFWMbudwieser How so, I like both, but the AA has kinda gotten shitter in my opinion, he uses less logic and philosophy and just uses assumptions (which I'm fine with but not so good for others) and obscure comedy (again fine for me but I prefer science). He's stopped being interesting and just became a bit of an attention douche, which again is fine, but I was hoping for better from him, like the stuff in his early videos where he scientifically lampoons religion and such.

  • Tom Cruise is 5'7" true story

  • You crazy fucking Atheists believe that religion being "banned from the Earth" would help with world peace. Remember the U.S.S.R.?

  • @iceberg55fb

    Glenn Beck called he says he needs his roll of aluminum foil back.

  • @iceberg55fb Yeah, because they didn't make gods of Lenin and Stalin, did they? It wasn't an aethiestic society at all. Sweden is far more aethiestic by any standard you care to mention (you look it up), and that has a great standard of living. So your comment = Fail.

  • @iceberg55fb

    Well China seems to be doing pretty well without religion... USSR was just shit.

  • I used to think that scientology was the worst contemporary example of "religious" exploitation, because it robs vulnerable people of money and freedom in exchange for phony promises of redemption. Now I realise that it's simply a more brazen and trendy example of what every religion does and has been doing for centuries. In fact scientology is less harmless because it'll probably never catch on and become as infectious as the other religions...it's still dangerous bullshit though!

  • Religion of the flying spaggetti monster LMFAO! I love Southpark's out look on Scientology

  • @izShady Actually, the FSM is the creation of Oregon State physics graduate Bobby Henderson. Henderson wrote an open letter about the FSM as a protest to the decision of the Kansas State Board of Ed to included Intelligent Design in science classes.

  • @izShady The technical term is Pastafarianism.

  • @izShady yep it's pretty much the same thing

  • this guy is full of bullshit

  • I love this guy.

  • Scientology is evil and distorts ones view. They prey on the vulnerable and they are totally cash driven. It's a cult and it destroys families. That's where the similarity to religion ends.

  • @IncognitoShhh Religion is totally driven on the lust for power.

  • @RCBreaker You believe the "Jewish Holocaust" religion is driven on the lust for power ?

  • Xeno bless you, obviously you're thetan levels are dangerously low. loooooooool !!

  • LOL, you don't fuck around with words do ya!!! =D

  • Oh this was a silly one. I don't much enjoy fakes and hypocrites either. That's why I don't like religion!

  • I thought that Religion was for people who can't think for them selves. Some people are like sheep, wont to join something and be part of something, as for me I just go for a walk ..You can't beat fresh air !!!! Dr . Dennis .

  • Amen brother @patcondell ! "I'm Catholic ... been through the whole brain-wash spin-cycle!"

  • This speech is so fucking clever.

  • You do believe in God.

  • Pretty much nailed down, I'd say. Every inch! I wish this guy were my lawyer.

  • @robyonder I love how you are posting hate comments on all of his videos. Gives me a feeling of confidence knowing there's pathetic losers on this world who can hardly sink any deeper. People like you make the world worse, you lost any sense of reason and therefore humanity and you do not amount to anything whatsoever. Nobody would miss you.

  • @danielvandam Hey Daniel thank you for your straw man argument, and thanks for visiting. Watch your feet as you walk away. You might trip. But then again you might bang in to a door. Tough choice! LMAO.

  • @robyonder I was never trying to argue. You can't argue with the brainwashed that would be a waste of time.

  • @danielvandam Oh so you throw up a straw man argument without actually throwing up a valid point, and then just say i'm brainwashed to excuse yourself from throwing up a valid point because you don't have one?

    Nice . . nice.

  • @robyonder Please, sir, what are you trying to achieve here? Don't you see you are wasting both your own and my time? Or can you not accept my humble opinion of you? By the way why is my point not valid? You're just saying this without an explanation. Pretty easy eh, just saying stuff is true or not, valid or not, without an explanation? Pretty much like religion. Hey you're a Christian! Thanks for proving my point sir!

  • @danielvandam Oh so you acuse me of things and I have to explain why it isn't so? No, that doesn't work like that, the accused ALWAYS has to explain his point. Your false accusations are hardly an opinion. And I deny I posted any "hate" comments. 

  • @robyonder Well yes wouldnt it be very logical when I, as you say ''accuse'' you, of something that when you say that isnt true you explain why its not? Or is it simply not? There is simply a God too, right? I mean, believe what works best for you right? Man, life is so easy when you don't have to use reason isnt it!

  • @danielvandam "Well yes wouldnt it be very logical when I, as you say ''accuse'' you, of something that when you say that isnt true you explain why its not?"

    No it doesn't . Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat .Latin: the burden of proof rests on who asserts,

    Any idiot can make claims. I never said there was a god, something you just seem to presume.

  • @robyonder First of all I made the ''accusation'' and the I explained it. I said you were stupid and explained why. Second of all, all I do is think logically and I don't base my thoughts blindly on scripture, while you go ahead and write some Latin sentence here and then assume it is truthful. Just because it's in another language doesnt mean it has more truth in it. Again there is no explanation. You keep proving my point again and again, sir.

  • @danielvandam "I said you were stupid and explained why."

    No you didn't, and you never called me stupid so there is no way you could have explained something you never accused me of. Secondly you did accuse me of being: brain washed, making hate comments, that i make the world worse, and that i lost all sense of reason, something you have yet to prove. Or find examples of

  • Thirdly that latin quote is what our legal system is founded on, you have any qualms i suggest you take it up with them, it's only been in our system for 2 thousand years.

    Likie i said any idiot can make a claim, and you are proving this time and time again, "Sir".

  • @danielvandam Fourthly those are some of the actual foundations that make a debate or argument work or believable, something you just seem unable to grasp or will not grasp, because you have no actual valid points.

  • @robyonder If you think they are not valid but you're not telling me why you think they're invalid then this discussion is not going anywhere really. Or are you just waiting for me to say ''Ok man you're right, you're right even though you have no explanation at all''. That would be the same for me to do as to convert to the Christian faith. Yes it's actually that stupid.

  • @danielvandam OH YOU FUCKING MORON YOU NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT YOU ACCUSE ME OF AND WHY WITH NO FUCKING BACK UP YOU IGNORANT FUCK NOW FUCK OF!!!! OR I WILLL TROLL YOUR FUCKING ARSE FUCKING MORON. FUCKING STUPID ATHEIST FUCK.

  • Actually you've only got 953 likes.

    I wonder if i'm waisting my time, maybe you should go back to being a standup commedian. You probably attract more crowd. But i kinda think you sucked at that too.

  • So you say " i admit i am i atracted to scientology but at the end because of Tom cruises movies it will remain a big mystery you. make up your mind pat. Or are you just lying.

    And you can't win them all, that's like non sequiter isn't it?

    nanoo nanoo to you pat.

  • @robyonder Apparently you do not have the intelligence to detect obvious irony in speech, so you should have no right to criticize his videos in the first place.

    Peace out.

  • @dujl suuuuuuuure insults become Irony in speech accusations are things i have to explain Why they are not so like having to explain Why i am not a thief. And another atheïst buys pat condel Personal creamy shit, and eats it. Peace back out at cha.

  • @robyonder Nice word salads. You thought that would help your argument how, exactly?

  • @dujl Which argument are you refering to, be specific.

  • @robyonder Well, did you think that would provide substance to your general point of view, or give plausibility to your assertions, as they are presented?

    I would either have to assume that you have some sort of disorder, or that you were being deliberate, and in that case I can only imagine it would be used as a diversion tactic, or to create confusion. But really, it served none of those purposes, as you fact remains, that you faulted Pat for your lack of perception.

  • @dujl man you ask a simple question and all you get back is yada yada yada fruitsalad prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! yada yada yada ball and twine cat houshold and sausages for breakfast . Skip to the end and we get a slight perspective to the answer from my question: " that i faulted pat condel for my lack of perception" which begs then the question. How is pat condel right, in what way.

    Awaiting your response in eagerness.

  • @robyonder Pat Condell is right because ... he's not wrong! and he quoted Robin Williams and mentioned Brother Tom Cruise!

  • @robyonder He is right about the fact that scientology is bullshit and that anyone who abides by its rules is a fool, and presents it in an ironic way.

  • @dujl SUUurrr rre e e j ust don't tell me why it is bull shit huh? NO nO don't tell me ;)

    Oh WAit i got it; AAALLLLL l l religions are bullshit right? RRr ii i gggt t t? RR i i ggh h tt ?

    Thought so ;)

  • @robyonder It's true, though - all religion is, but scientology takes the cake for being the silliest among them. Space aliens and nuclear ghosts. Lol, lol.

  • @dujl Of course " All religion is bullshit, but yours is THE siliest"

    Thank you ;)

    I was right.

  • @robyonder About what exactly? Yes, it's all as much bullshit, but all bullshit does not equate to silliness. You should polish on your language comprehension, and you'll be fine.

  • @dujl I was right I'm that you think all religion is bullshit. Why did I need to remind you again of this. You don't seem to have the best memory.

    Maybe you should polish it up a bit.

  • @robyonder Well, you wouldn't need to remind me, since it was my opinion all along. However you seem to fail to account for the fact that scientology is a mockery of any religion and just science fiction in general. You need better fiction. Your current is hardly of any literary value to speak of.

    One day you may come to the same enlightened conclusion. I'll be cheering you on. Good luck.

  • @dujl Why then ask me what I was right about you couldnt see the connection what I was referring too?

    You sound very enlightened I like that, I like it so much I will strive to have qualities like you.

  • @robyonder When you can't even formulate a proper English sentence, I don't see why I should be having a conversation with you.

  • @dujl Seeing you took about 4 weeks to understand what i said i'm not sure i would want a conversation with you either. It's ok. Just go.

  • @robyonder Yes, you would want a conversation with me. Oh dear, look who got his tongue curled, again. I sure wouldn't want to mention any real life stuff relating to the matter at hand, seeing as someone might feel ignored, someone who was vigilant enough to respond within minutes of my iteration. Well done.

  • @dujl You sure love talking that Jibba jabba fool.

    Yeh you took 4 weeks to reply. I think we could have a you tube record. Depending what category you might be in. I put you in " retard".

  • @robyonder Coming from a retard such as yourself, I would be foolish to perceive your notion of the word as anything other than a double negative. In that case, thanks for the lovely compliment. Now, you are allowed to look confused. Your therapist will tell you it's alright.

  • @dujl Haha you took 4 weeeks to reply to one one of my posts gimpy. This makes you a certfied retard with on gold fringe lol. I guess you're not very quick lol.

  • @dujl How about responding to me within 4 weeks this time banana head I might beable to revoke your status as retard leader. " You Tube Champ" Lol.

  • @dujl You forgot the rest the 0other stupid religions that is!

  • @svartekaptenen Wasn't talking about that, at the moment.

  • So you say you admit you do not know much about scientology but you just choose to take whatever vile biased unfounded generalizations of people who hate religion as part of their corruculum as a given and truth without investigating it further for yourself to see if it actually is the truth so to just further your agenda of hate towards religions in general. You'e an idiot. Religion is not the cancer, people like you are. Unfortunately we also find them in religion. But you are no different.

  • MONEY, MONEY, MONEY thata bout sums up this religions litany

  • You are the man keep it up.

  • Why is this religion any more ridiculous than the existing ones??!

  • @analubalitious yes a load of dumbos

  • Scientology sounds like a lot of fun. Better stories than Christianity, Islam, and Catholicism. I'd join, I heard they have freshly made delicious fruit punch at the entrance of their bldg.

  • lmao. I love this.

  • SCIENTOLOGY IS THE BEST RELIGION THAT CAME OUT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE SYSTEM IS RIGHT ON POINT. SCIENTOLOGY SHOULD BE A PRACTICE FOR ALL WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE, THEY WILL GAIN BETTER MORAL RESULTS THAN THE CHRISTIAN FAITHS.

  • @daniels37 Anything with a Fair Game Policy that states that those against Co$ deprived of property or injured without punishment from other scientologists, actively engaged in an invasion of government in the 1970s called Operation Snow White, people found dead in the Fort Harrison Hotel who were involved with scientology dead under suspicious circumstances,and harms people though active denial of vital medication has better moral results than other religions? I'll put this lightly, FUCK YOU!

  • @NoNamesLeft0102 I GUESS I HIT A NERVE, TRUTH IS TRUTH AND YOU MUST LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT. WHEN YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE START TO GET A HANDLE ON DIANETICS, THAT IS WHEN YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE SOMEWHAT CIVILISED.

  • @daniels37 No, what you did was say something that was demonstrably wrong. If I mentioned the name Jeremy Perkins, and March 13, 2003, what would come to your mind? Hubbard's birth date and an unfamiliar name,or the brutal murder of one person committed by somebody who had been denied psychological help and medication for a clear case of schizophrenia? What about Noah Lottick, Lisa McPherson, or Josephus Havenith? Truth is truth as you put it. The Co$ is a cult. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • @NoNamesLeft0102 have you ever read any of the books written by L. Ron Hubbard? The man was right on point. If you want to talk about death and false religion, Just take a look at Christianity. well, you know the rest. If you want to talk about corrupt power; just look at your military complex that has killed millions. you people are the children of Satan and the only way you all can be redeemed is through" scientology". you people have practiced everything evil under the sun.

  • @daniels37 I have. They were poorly written. Battlefield Earth could've been written better by a brain damaged illiterate chimpanzee chained to a typewriter. You said: the man was right on point. So, which parts, from any of his books concerning dianetics or any other significant part of the C0$, do you consider him to be right about, and what evidence do you have that supports it, that can't be shown to be blatantly wrong, or a non sequitur?

  • @NoNamesLeft0102 DID YOU READ ANY OF HIS BOOKS? IF NOT, WE DON'T HAVE A DEBATE THEN! NOW, DID YOU EVER READ ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY? MANY OF YOU PEOPLE WHO PUT THEM DOWN DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS TEACHINGS. AND WHY ARE YOU CONCERN ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY IT COST?

  • @daniels37 I said I did read them, and I gave one example. I've gone over enough of the ideas of the Co$ by those who have left it to know that thetans are used to explain religious ideas such as Satan which you accuse those not in the Co$ of being the children of (you people are the children of Satan), so I wonder if you've read enough of the documents to understand the ideas. When and where did I state concern about how much money it costs?

  • Founder Ron Hubbard was a convicted felon. A professional con-man who once bragged to his cellmate that the fastest way to make millions is to found a new religion. It is banned in Germany for good reason. It is a system of financial exploitation. Many filthy rich celebs are attracted to it. It is raw Americanism.

  • Is there a rant on Jehovah's Witness? 

  • This man likes to get down and dirty with a dick in his ass!

  • @atheistdestroyer1 *sigh*