TRAILER: Milon's Secret Castle - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 64)

[RJFreakman]

"Follow the link on the right"

I wish i still could

[THEmomsqaud2]

THIS GAME IS AWESOME I BOUGHT NINTENDO POWER BECAUSE IM A DUMB LITTLE SHIT! AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO BEAT THE GAME MILONS SECERET CASTLE IS THE KING OF 8-BIT GAMES!

[HazardHighlander]

@THEmomsqaud2 what the fuck?

[THEmomsqaud2]

@HazardHighlander Trollin

[abiel998]

This video was in gametrailers WAY before YouTube, what took you so long.

[inhabityo]

You can get this on Wii Virtual Console lol WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?

[trem7469]

Who ever played this 10000000000000000000000000000 brain cells were killed

[Cqub3]

Its pretty normal that its based on secrets....

The game is called Milon's SECRET castle

But its still a funny video

[InShatteredMolds]

wait he made another one of these that JUST came out yesterday...wtf?! its just a repost!

[sojirokaidoh2]

I love Milon's Secret Castle. It's the ultimate endurance test. And you really suck, the first floor was easy as hell. The difficulty rockets as you get further into it.

[ssjcmc82]

If you look on AVGN episodes on wiki the episode names on the season 4 column should of already uploaded most it's videos on here since it's been a year on gametrailers,god knows when his Vol 4 DVD will ever be out.

[ssjcmc82]

This video should be released on here by now because it was uploaded on Gametrailers January 27 of last year.

[TheMadnils]

You can buy this game on Virtual Cosol Wii. I lookted on it today, there is Simons Quet too. Holy Shit!

[Blaziken257]

This game was made by Hudson Soft... the same company who made zillions of Mario Party games, which rely more on luck than skill with stupid shit like Chance Time, Bowser's Big Blast (which they felt the need to include in two different games, because it wasn't enough in just one), Merry-Go-Chomp, among other things.

[aquadragon89]

@Blaziken257 The N64 Mario Parties rock, but after that they bombed.

[barber747]

If u pause @ :24 in the review (not this trailer), what is that game with the hopping pink shoes on the colorful circular board? If somebody can tell me I'd really appreciate it

[LiSo412]

You should make a Double Dragon V The Shadow Falls Review :D

[Skymin50]

@LiSo412

If its shitty,he'll do it.

If its not,he wont.

[LiSo412]

@Skymin50 It´s a fighting game based on the double dragon animated TV Series... Shitty enough?

[Skymin50]

@LiSo412

Sounds shitty,im not sure.

If he can get his hands on it,and he know it sucks,he'll do it.

[jagjaghuh]

@RoxasSorafan Did you even play the game? It's available on the internet for download /w emulator (FYI)

[jagjaghuh]

Fuckin' nerd! You don't see the arrows that point at (for example) the door in the first room? That is an indication that there is a door! If you take notice to those stuff, this is a great game! I think so anyways!

[Pacheco212]

It looks kind of cool. Maybe it is because I am used to play Bomberman, and it is almost the same...Only that in Bomberman you get more lives...

[hairyburd]

i played this yesterday and i couldnt pass anything its was as confusing as shit!!!! none of my friends could figure it out so we just said fuck it lol

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

AVGN=Coca-Cola; I enjoy Coca-Cola.

IG=Pepsi; Pepsi makes me sick.

Enough said.

[pppoppp123]

THIS IS ON WII WARE HOW DO THEY WNT US TO PLAY THIS!?!

[Italylink1000]

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz review R.O.B that thing sucks it only works with 2 games

[AdmiralValkyrie]

@Italylink1000

It actually helped video games become popular in America again. So... That's... It.

[MalpaPL]

@Italylink1000

wut he haa already reviewed R.O.B

[INEEDZALL]

all you people who say Irate Gamer is a fag and copycat

HE IS NOT

yes i did sub to james and chris, theyre review styles are very different, plus James said that he will not mind Irate Gamer as long he ignores James's existence

kthxbai

[joacocraven]

129 people missed rhe likr button

[donotresussitate]

I defeated Milon's Secret Castle. It gets insane on the top floor

[wrt103]

You guys should take a look at my channel i have a bunch of avgn things i think u would like they are pretty cool

[gabrielapetrie]

This is one of my favorite games ever, especially because it's so highly difficult, but also completable. And if you like it enough, you can memorize all the stupid shit in it, "blast away" those unwanted brain cells, make room for this huge maze-y game, and actually get the best possible ending. I wish you'd actually don't a more complete review of this one and showed off all the difficult shit.

[TheDim15000]

i got this game... was horribly dissapointed and ended up using it to fuel my friend's fireplace

[psychomantis108]

milon looks like fucking noddy!!! you know the childrens show!!! WTF!!! XD

[yoshiislands]

im pretty sure sure you guys know this but the japanese name of this game is called

迷宮組曲 The Maze Suite also known as Milon's Great Adventure

since the tittle is completely different its kinda stupid

[humanconvertile]

This was the last game I ever got for the NES... what a disappointing finish for a fantastic console

[Ixey5]

Eesh! I played this game! It's not very good.

But does AVGN know that there was a sequel released only in Japan? But that sequel is a classic example of a sequel that fixes everything bad about the original!

^-^

[shortanimationz]

Review Heavy Rain on the PS3

[doomie316]

@shortanimationz why would he do that? he only does game reviews of shitty games from the 80s and 90s except for the ghostbusters episode but there was a ghostbusters game that came out in the 80s so there was an excuse for him to do it

[shortanimationz]

@doomie316 I don't actually care, I just said review Heavy Rain. He is not gonna pick it...

[jamalmims]

lol i have this game

[TheBuzaShow]

@jamalmims me too

[gshowguy]

Hey, James, did you know there was a sequel on the SNES? (It only came out in Japan, though, but I have the game on VC)

[killer6468]

i have WAY to many new games ( mainly cos im only 12 ) and i love the oldies infacvt my fav. game is super mario world gba port ( it was also my first ever game )

i also FREEKING love the castlevania series! i so wanna go on ebay right not and buy like 7 oldies for the sake of it ( plus i just spent £70 on a snes portable WICKED!!! )

[LittleFoxDude]

I realize this guy is crazy popular, but seriously... come on. You actually had trouble with this game? You actually needed Nintendo Power? I beat this at four. -_-

[sonicandsilver]

I bought this on the virtual console...

[holycow818181]

I sometimes watch the AVGN's trailers and try to pretend I haven't seen the actual review yet. Does that make me a loser?

[JohnnyP625]

Here is another shitty game for you. Mario Kart 64!

[Dinobot2468]

on virtual console on the wii they say this is a really good game but dont put on bad games, i cant find godzilla, nightmare on elm street, friday the 13th, superman, batman i just cant find bad games but if this is a bad game why is it on there.

[SchlossRitter]

It's a secret to everybody.

Well, not really.

[tapion567]

i rather play with cat shit than play this game

[thefishel]

growing up we had this game. I always wondered if anyone else in the world had figured out how to beat it on their own...

[AspiePilo82]

@thefishel i did, when i was much younger, but it was a bitch ,lol!

[BLAFGAFLRETURNS]

Ahhh... Memories from my childhood... This game was hard for 1 whole day, I hated it that day, then I started goofing off and beat it the next day from anger lol

[BenBenjiro]

not here to flame about zelda, but in the first one, theres no indication on where to bomb either. only hidden clues that are kind of cryptic too. other than that, zelda rocks!

[dannyhlin]

This game traumatized me when I was very very young...

[kwamectc]

FIND A SAW bitch...

[rochopper2]

you want that money? Yeah you want that money, yeah? Well fuck you!

[wingedmario64]

Look at what this noob named HeliosLeinheart wrote in the comments for this video on GameTrailers:

"I couldn't help but notice that Crystalis is in the opening. If James is insinuating that it's a bad game, I beg to differ. It's better than Zelda in many ways."

WTF!?!

[HonorKnight12]

@wingedmario64  O.o WHAT!

[Maxipad44142]

I think you should stop pulling us around and just upload your vids on both Gametrailers AND Youtube during release.

[gronndar]

they actually put this shit on the wiis virtual console. next i want silver surfer!!

[Mastertprobie]

>:0 i watched the episode. >:0 thats how u continue, >:0 thats how u get pass LEVEL 1 OMG HOW THE **** ARE U GOING TO KNOW THAT OFF HAND >:0 OMG I HATE U MILON I HATE UUU AHHHHH

[CatalenaSalmon67]

aawhy there is no chat on you tube.. Btw anyone up for some cam chat^^

[bearandwoot]

This should of been a Nintendo 64 Game review.

[vampirepichu4]

I think you should've reviewed something on the Nintendo 64 for this review, for obvious reasons.

[thegodofs]

@vampirepichu4 what?

[electricmastro]

@vampirepichu4 Well, he did do a parody of the Nintendo 64 kid in 2006, better than nothing I always say.

[smikerify]

@vampirepichu4 i kno wat u mean D n64 has  tones of amazing games but it has a few games tht make u wanna fkin explode!!!!

[kwamectc]

Best Quote in this Video:

"It's like game deliberately taunting you!"

"Yeah you want that money do you?, yeah you want that money? you want that money..yeah then FUCK YOU you can't have it" ...lol make me laugh for an hour...

[hobo74123]

wheres shit pickle and nerdy turd?

[INEEDZALL]

damn that screwattack contract sucks balls

now i cant watch avgn episodes on my N95 nokia!

[reload95]

why doesnt he just put this on youtube beside making us goin to their website?

[Shadowdahedgehog59]

Because he has a contract with ScrewAttack, and he isn't allowed to upload them on YouTube until it's over 1 year old.

[olinar90]

that's retarded

[christiansoldier11]

@Shadowdahedgehog59 pretty Video game-esque logic right there!

[Robben911back]

This is one of my favorite episodes ever!

[kenobi90000]

You should make a Zelda marathon, James.

[TheSeptet]

Go spam someone who cares.

[n00berania]

I like the part where he said, "Too bad they were just jerking off!!" That elf kid really looked like it!!

[bigslangplayah]

i think this game is fun but only if you know what to do.

[ninjafatballz]

does anyone know if he reviewed Battletoads for NES?! one of the ultimate greatest games.

[Rysuko1]

Yes, he did.

[TheCryoScales]

Every Nintendo user has played/loved that game. James included. It would be like him reviewing Super Mario World

[Fade9150]

There are those classics we just have to tip our hat to. We have so many to be thankful for.

[sloppyjoes7]

@ninjafatballz

Yes he did.

[toontown1]

As said before, he did, and it features AVGN and Kyle Justin playing 2 player.

[kismyash123]

i never get tired of watching these videos, you rock

[Bowserslave]

what i really cant believe is that this game is actually available for download on the virtual console for the wii

feel sorry for any1 who wastes 500 points on that garbage

[wehavebiscuits]

If I'm only gonna trust Jesus I can't trust you though, can I?

[Uffeman]

"Why bubbles, is the game for little girls" hahaha xDDDDD

[deriik2020]

ashamed for being christian, or human? It's not their religion it's their human nature, haha

[fatcatbuzz]

@GranTurismo0517 It is a little challenging and is a thinking game for sure. It took me a couple of tries to beat it, but I think it is one of the best games for NES. I think AVGN is funny as hell, but I don't always agree with some of the games he knocks. Like Fester's Quest, Castlevania II, Metal Gear, Rambo, and TMNT. Those are some great game in my opinion and take some skill to beat. That's the stuff I grew up with.

[petrieds10]

Holy shit man! I know! Pat Robertson is a douche.

[fatcatbuzz]

@GranTurismo0517 I actually like this game. He just couldn't figure out what to do. I thought it was a fun game.

[bigslangplayah]

they have this fucking game on the wii shop chanle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purplegill10]

i never figured out the first level...:(

[Sdeleman1]

Doremi Fantasy is a very good game unlike Milon's Secret Castle.

[chocolate11pie]

There is a sequel called DoReMi Fantasy. You can get it on VC

[MrSecret997]

gues what???????this is episode 64!!!!!!!!64664646464646464646­4646464646464 avgn 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[huntingforspam]

so...?

[ItsSkaTV]

And gues what???????this game is full of secrets and you're name is MrSecret!!!!!!

OMG.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Is the music in this trailer also in an NES game called Side Pocket?

[romeobarcena]

I missed oldskul games! Yet I still love PS3!

[kochkochkoch]

@romeobarcena hahah me too

I still play Super Castlevania 4 and COD MW2

[romeobarcena]

I play NFS SHIFT but still nothing beats Road Runner.

[keron11]

That game needs only 1 thing....Destroying

[mariofan5100]

This is a rip-off of Mario.

[lla26]

This is a chance this is made from the makers of Dick Tracy for the NES.

[razorslice17]

best part

"So here's the second boss, it looks like a giant turd that's been run over by a steamroller"

xD

[Crapguy100]

This game is a peice of shit i died and i just started the whole game and i was on the last boss! shitty as game go suck cock hudson!

[Tablekorner]

dude u can continue

[Anthony3PO]

mega man cocks?

[MrSaturn33]

Wait...Not Superman 64? :P

[newjack1879]

Milon's

Secret

Castle

sucks

Mega

Super

Cocks

[runehunt]

In the opening what is the game at :32

I used to have it when I was a kid and I forgot the name of it...

[targitzen199]

sorry i meant this game is ass

[powergannon]

I'd like to see him play this with the rollin rocker.

[Bowserslave]

@powergannon

i thought the rollin rocker didnt work he tried it with alot of games and it didnt work

[powergannon]

@Bowserslave Yeah, but I want to see what it would do, like if Milon would walk in place or jump around, or whatever. Hm, youtubes been experimenting a lot with with comment replys. What's with the @username thing?

[Bowserslave]

@powergannon

i usually put that when i reply to some1 because sometimes my replies either

disappear

or not go under the comment or end up on another page

[frogX5]

Dip, it was sarcasm

[Bowserslave]

@frog

no need to get offensive

[johanlol3]

OH where do you live so i can kill ya

[AirborneRangerZz]

It looks like they are jerking off!!!

LOL i loved that part xD

[K3L333]

3:53 - "Hey you want that money don't you? You want that money? Yea you want that money? You want that money? Well FUCK YOU! You can't have it!"

Damn! You made me wanna play this game now D=!

[Polterguist666]

He needs to review Body Harvest for the N64. It's a good game, but it's the 2nd when it comes to circuitous crap.

[METALLICAFAN0111]

Lol you wanna beat the game? YA GOTTA BUY OUR MAGAZINES YA DUMB LITTLE SHITS ahhaa lmao

[Canadianabanana]

I used to have this game when I was a kid... and I don't think I ever made it to the second floor! lol It was SOOOO frustrating. If you landed on an enemy by mistake it would drain ALL your health and you'd have to start all over again.

[serealkiller4]

i got my nes in the mail i opened it and the cartrideges are small i thought they would be bigger i got this game with my new nes i hope i can play it without going crazy!!

[Nemesis986]

episode 64 shouldve been an N64 game. when will N64 games be brought into the reviews?(other than Superman)

[VideoZoo5000]

AVGN!!!! I used to be your fan but come on!!! it's based on secrets becuse it's fucking Milons SECRET Castle!!!!

[Mindman111]

Now that I see that intro... Do you actually live in Philly?

[serealkiller4]

3/4 million sold in japan well in the usa only about i think maybe 1 copy of the piece of shit and guess what i might buy a nes for a fair price on ebay and guess what?? it has milons secret castle i might play 10 seconds then i'll probably die before i even reach 11 seconds

[electricmastro]

He should of played a Nintendo 64 game for episode 64.

[Superbad1400]

What is the mario game at 9:29? in the video on gametrailers?

[halferuga]

That's the Super Mario World! IT's the most famous mario on the SNES! It's so awesome, you can't even imagine! Play it!

[SpeedSlasher]

ALF needs to be taught a lesson sooner or later.

[DClem1]

"You want to know how to be the game? Then you got to be our magazine you dumb little shits!" LOL!

[vampirepichu4]

Are you kidding? Hudson made this? THE Hudson?!?

They can do so much better! They made Bonk and every Mario Party!

[mantisolivares]

haha LOL

[ibanezgr]

I really enjoy watching the adds that show up at Screwattack before every video. I can't get enough of watching the same thing over and over again.

Damn adds.

[darkest1hourxx]

cant grasp the fact that AVN is better than Irate can you?...irate = copy cat piece of bullfuck

[tankrulez615]

thats fine but i just got mad lol

[targitzen199]

ass

[19chris87a]

I loved that game, hard but also complex

[tankrulez615]

listen up what kinda name is metalheadwilson every one knows AVGN IS better u shit head AVGN is more famous so shut ur cock sucker

[corleone8671]

AVGN came up with the idea in 2004

[DarkMasterDJ]

Irate gamer is more like "Teh Irape Gaymer"

Gtfo,troll fag.

[JackTheRiipperUK]

fuck u metal head wilson u piece of shit

[Shadowdahedgehog59]

Irate Gamer is so unoriginal and so much worse than AVGN.

[targitzen199]

i could not figure this game out after several hours of frustration i just said screw this and never played it again

[unixarmy]

Fuck you and fuck that copycat wanker too.

[somenun]

woah,woah. Irate gamer copied this god

[yomamasawmw]

AVGN is better fuck you hoe

[germyfromirc]

I like how you keep referring to Simon's Quest on some of the later vids.. its almost a meme within the AVN universe

[ODST619]

you are so dam funny i watched all ur vids and cant get enough!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[BanjoSwopooie]

This game really isn't that bad.

[CumInMyAsshole3]

avgn should do a video on halo 2

[MegaDarth666]

he only does from games of the past halo 2 is not a really old game lol

[sonicSLASHman]

plus its nothing close to a shiity game.

[kill9orcs]

...

[tbone2004]

You go back...to the beginning?

No...continues??

NO...EXTRA LIVES???

[dockside2012]

Yeah..., unless, of course, you know the cheat to continue from right where you died!

[tbone2004]

"But if you didn't know that, YOU'D BE SCREWED! Milon's Secret Castle..."

"MORE LIKE MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE!!!"

[Robben911back]

hahahaha. More like Milons shitty asshole!!!!! Hahahahahahaha

[nicknock100]

lol this was uploaded on my birthday xD

[iAreCuteKitten]

you might as well call him Erect Cock

[resettimanalt]

Lol, this game is on virtual console now.

[lukerbom12]

Simon's Quest and TMNT are also on Virtual Console.

[SGman3000]

AVGN should do a review Splatterhouse! It would be awesome

[Assiman]

but splatterhouse isn't really that bad game.

[datpoint]

ok but avgn did reviwes on good games to

[MegaDarth666]

gimme one example apart from mario 3 that was a for fun or one that wasnt part of a console review well even the games from the bad consoles are bad aswell so

[datpoint]

wait what r u talkin about

[superdeeduper51]

Man, you're really persistant aren't you? He's not going to review a game that's good though, because then it wouldn't be as funny.

You want that money ? Oh yeah, you want that money ? You want that money ??

Well fuck you, you can't have it !!