George Carlin - Airport Security and Terrorists

[tojasonharris]

This guy is sick. And not in a good way.

[reangerer]

@tojasonharris I dont hear him sniffling.

[tojasonharris]

@reangerer Nope. He's too busy running his mouth.

[activeprotection]

skip to 52 seconds!? and miss Carlin speak?! I think not.

[Serpico261]

too much airport security? thank the religion of peace

[broalonzo]

It's too bad George wasn't around when airports started that strip searching bullshit. He could've made another HBO special!!!

[zeppelin67637]

@broalonzo omg that would have been a 4 hour special

[achiban13]

crazy but honest man!

[CanOfMapleSirup]

He has some very extreme views that i completely agree with:)

[ketch2222]

Too bad he died, he should be the leader of this country.

[saltycreefer]

Carlin is GOD in the flesh. Listen to him....

[saltycreefer]

Security is big business. Of course there are terrorists ;)

[mutterdutterdud]

unfortunately george, for a greater part of your life and probably when this was made, things were a lot different..now if you practically make fucking eye contact with a TSA agent or bring a watter bottle into your fuckin gate your in an office with an FBI agent

[wakniss]

oh how i miss you george.

[BeLiketheSquerrl]

"i don't have pet peeves, i have major psychotic fuckin hatreds"

[briggles]

I fucking love George Carlin!

[xxxTaybotxxx]

i wonder how he would feel about the TSA

[briggles]

@xxxTaybotxxx The same.

[peenishead]

stop bitching about him being entertained by killing 1000s of people... YOU PUSSIES.. be realists

[klinok19]

This was not funny.  He f@&ked up on this one. Cynicism is a weakness, and a first sign of a cowardice or a despair leading to cowardice.

[rawr1111111]

@klinok19

easy there professor

[hideHYDEimcoming]

@klinok19 cynicism is just a product of being around other human beings get over it confucius. he says what ive always been thinking i would laugh at myself being blown up if shown by some time travelling psychotic doctor who.

[kg0277]

@klinok19 anyone who analyzes the system honestly will be cynical. his intelligence is just far higher than yours...

[jackbenimble8855251]

Security means loss of freedom. I would rather take a chance and keep my freedom!

[acinonyxjubatus]

He was always so bright and ahead of his time. In fact, statistics show that you are much much more likely to die while walking on a random sidewalk, than dying because of a terrorist act. Flying is still the safest way of transport.

But first time in my years of listening to Carlin, i found the part where he talks about "killing thousands is an entertainment" somewhat revolting. Although, he's completely right about TSA exploiting the fuck out of our freedom.

I miss the old fuck so much...

[pcvideogamer]

i blew up around 45 people with a bomb at an airport once, left about 80+ injured, got away with it to... gotta laugh, oh well.

[pcvideogamer]

@pcvideogamer this was a joke btw if you didn't know :) don't arrest me please, this isn't twitter! :)

[akshooter762]

hes right , its all entertainment, why else would we be here

[hunterW1134]

lol he predicts the recession

[wda013]

" airport security starts 0:52 "

[soldierfront03050]

all except him talking about seeing thousands of people murdered as entertainment, this was funny as shit

[kwakou9]

Yet, since that clip, security got 1 thousand times more ridiculous.

[searchoverload8]

@kwakou9 including the coming soon addition of such things as brown only security areas where you have to wait 10 more hours to get through. They strip search body scan do anything possible to find a bomb and even the least suspicious item will get you arrested for a billion years but we value your money thank you from whatever the fuck airlines.

[MultiHarryk]

The man is a genius and a great philospher.

[jakedizzle]

@MultiHarryk Absolutely.

[steinerdanielle]

its on the You Are All Diseased album

[TerrorismAdvocate]

"and just plain guys from Montana..." goddamn i laughed hard

[datzfast]

dead as a funking lobsters in the end your just fucking dead

[enoughtthatsit]

He was a great philosopher, comedy was the only one way to englihting to people who only can think fun.

[jaywallace23]

This seems incomplete. Do you have the next couple of minutes following this clip?

[rmmcclay]

Here's the video of this performance: youtube.com/watch?v=3wnMrVJg8Q­c

[littledaemon]

The guy was a goddamn genius! George's comedy was full of social & moral lessons with his quick wit and incredible dialogue. Lame comics like dane cook & Sarah Silverman with mundane routines & their cheap jokes should listen to this and learn a thing or two.

[Wildrosestands]

George would be having a real good time with this TSA thing. He was way beyond his time. He did not see the offender's of Freedom, in the U.S. Inc. sending out half wit patsies with crap in their shoes and their underwear. The television told the people that they were terrorists and not that they actually worked for the Defacto government and the ignorant masses fell for it. Lock stock and naked privates! Maybe Americans kind of like being assaulted? Maybe they like their mommas being molested?

[matsutakneatche]

george carlin make jon stewart look like the shill fuckwad he really is.

[Syndel1991]

GOOD WELL FUCK YOU!

[joshdeboer23]

I'm glad I saw him live (1 year before he died) - Miss ya!

[waitew]

He forgot to mention Cheney,Rumsfelt & Wolfowitzs ..the planners of 911.

[dasgoot]

@waitew He didn't mention Chaney, Rumsfelt or Wofowitzs (sic), because he recorded this in 1999.

[tracer740]

@dasgoot -they were on 8 year political hiatus, planning 'All Matters Saddam' to be implemented upon administrative takeover in 2001.

[DaytonaRoadster]

you can't take toenail clipers...and there is a fire axe in the rear of the aircraft. srsly

[xrlk72]

hell yea fuck the tsa

[RabiezWuzHere]

if carrot top packed my bags it'd all be props.lol.

[MrKing1191]

it's nice to know he's down there, screaming up at us :-F

[jkid1134]

No religious argument here, just awe of the awesomeness.

[Makron5]

You were good, maybe even the best!

[UtauloidKnight]

defenatly deseves 30 out of 5

[ooflagen127]

when was this

[rangerzep83]

@ooflagen127 1999.

[Unlimitedsonic]

Take a fucking chance!!!

[FrankieA]

Fuck You Airport Security!

[alexross8]

George Carlin is a funny guy..

Too bad hes in hell.

JK LOL.. I wouldn't know that.

[RabiezWuzHere]

@alexross8 hes not in hell,hes up in heaven bitchin god out.lol.

[alexross8]

@RabiezWuzHere

Wheres yur proof ?

:D

jk

[QUARTfam]

@RabiezWuzHere - haven't been watching a lot of carlin did you?! there is no heaven or hell nor a man living in the sky watching down on us, following our every step!

[pishgaman]

What´s the name of this HBO special?

[Khalduknight]

@pishgaman I believe that it was the "You're all diseased" HBO special.

[SingularMK]

george carlin is god :)

[TrainSounds]

REST IN PEACE FOREVER!

[fragueulerauque]

George, if God exists, I wish it was you. I'm pretty sure things wouldn't have been so fucked up in the end...

[noslashnognr]

haha, "until your stupid fucking economy collapses..."

[TrainSounds]

RIP George Carlin

[trishaleann]

Its only there for one reason...to make white people feel safe!

[MrUsername1987]

Im not American, I didnt get the Montana joke

but still it was pretty funny... George is the best

[DJTripleThreat78]

@MrUsername1987 The Montana reference points to the Christian fundamentalist reference. Certain states are known for particular political views. The unibomber lived in Montana I think. He wasn't a Christian fundamentalist (I don't think) but unpopulated places in America are known for being anti-gov't. Hope that helps.

[ShackArt]

I love how he said "is practically ZERO"

[sjames500]

men in combat fatigues talking to God after the economy collapses, eh?

fucking prophet

[PanayotiProductions]

@sjames500 its scary he has a nostradumus side to him for real.

[Magicrazy1]

Surely everyone is know to someone!

XD

[georgem124]

I LOL'd

[tine214]

I truly miss George. I would like to think he's somewhere out there doing a routine about how fucked we truly are and you know what I wouldnt be sorry if he did.

[UltimoLatino]

CARROT TOP PACKED MY BAGS!

[onyrico79]

We miss you, George!!

[TerrorismAdvocate]

@onyrico79 ...who you talkin to

[Rythmboy]

george was the shit.

[Khalduknight]

You would like to hear who? George Carlin or the god fearing soul? You can just go to church and ask anyone who's there if you want to hear the words of someone ho fears god. George carlin already did an HBO special about his opinions of god.

[Khalduknight]

You know, George Carlin would freak out if he knew that you believed in God to say Amen... xD

[evilbughead]

This guy told ya the truth and was not afraid to say what he say as tyranny happening around the world. May he make heaven laugh it's ass off

[hsd628]

I think your comment is ironic, given that he would have called you a fuckin idiot for believing in heaven and all that religious bullshit.

[HugoRune1976]

He's down there screaming up at us.

(at least if you listen to that asshat Phelps)