"I have seen a lot of shit when on drugs, but I have never looked at an egg and thought it was a brain. I have seen UFOs rip the sky like sheet, but I didn't see any egg and think it was a brain. I have had 7 UFO lights beam me up onto their ship, and have aliens communicate with me telepathically, saying that death isn't real and that we're all connected to one conciousness... BUT... I never saw an egg... and thought it was a fucking brain. Now... maybe I'm not getting good shit." - Bill Hicks
ummm yes, i have a question. Why is it that 2.1 million die a year from tobacco in america alone and 50 million americans use marijuana and there has never been one death?
I bet they have no idea that sugar, caffeine, alcohol, food, drinks, emotions, being asleep/being awake are all drugs. And well if you believe that your brain is nothing other than an unfertilized egg on a heated frying pan on drugs, well you probably are one of those few idiots that are.
Um wow This is Fucking stupid. So drugs are a boiling substance in a pan? and human brains are now eggs? Any Questions? Yes! What fucking drug were they on when they thought of this shit..
I love weed and its such a lie that it makes you stupid. I find the only negative effects are if I smoke too strong a variety or if I just smoke too much in one sitting and then I just sort of "zone" out for a bit.....but at least its not alcohol. I can truly say alcohol has to be HORRIBLE for the brain/body and any other vital organs in our bodies.
so what your telling me is that drugs provide my mind with focus and support just like good morning breakfast great im going to have the best breakfast of my life then with charlie seen hes gets the best nutrinets
I'm a U.S. American soldier just 19 but I hate those who use drugs. They abuse the liberty my brothers in arms and i die and kill for them to enjoy. People on drugs dont live life, they cut it short. That's just a shame
Emotional manipulation is not facts. I'd much rather these supposed "PSA"s respect my status as an intelligent human, and find better ways to convince me not to do drugs.
If you're curious, check out my blog. The link is in my channel page.
"That aint a brain! THAT'S BREAKFAST! What've we been up 5 days now? I'm STARVING! I find that commercial a tad insulting to my intelligence...I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once."
In the word of bill hicks " I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain!!! Maybe i just wasn't getting good shit! But never thought of a brain as an egg..and ..I had a real good time. Sorry!! Didn’t murder anybody, didn’t rape anybody, didn’t rob anybody, didn’t beat anybody, didn’t lose hmmm one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where’s my commercial?
That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
@AgApE010 Bullshit. I guarantee kids weren't doing heroine at 17 before. I bet kids didn't abuse xanax back then, the list continues...The world now is way more fucked. Back then people smoked weed and did some acid every now and then...Now you got kids with goodie bags of drugs.
Brain looks tasty. Am I a zombie?
TheTubeHatesYou 2 days ago
Yes, I got a question. Why did you overcook my eggs, bitch?
PoopyThumb 6 days ago
@PoopyThumb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah you soab! You made my day.
RepublicRevan 4 days ago
"I have seen a lot of shit when on drugs, but I have never looked at an egg and thought it was a brain. I have seen UFOs rip the sky like sheet, but I didn't see any egg and think it was a brain. I have had 7 UFO lights beam me up onto their ship, and have aliens communicate with me telepathically, saying that death isn't real and that we're all connected to one conciousness... BUT... I never saw an egg... and thought it was a fucking brain. Now... maybe I'm not getting good shit." - Bill Hicks
Shishkaraz 1 week ago
that looks good.
scarywitch13 1 week ago
Okay then, it's settled. The new, fool-the-authorities word for drugs shall be "eggs".
melco921 1 week ago
Brain+drugs= delicious egg
PeeingRainbows 1 week ago
wouldn't it make more sense if the eggs were being scrambled?
SlapstickCoyote 2 weeks ago
Is it true you can't make an omlette without breaking some brains?
ConnZombie 2 weeks ago
Am gonna go smoke a joint..and eat som eggs while watchin this vid
qweenviola 3 weeks ago
I like to eat my brain on drugs with bacon when I get stoned.
DJpookid 3 weeks ago
like if Bill Hicks brought you here
StephenWestSyd 3 weeks ago
my brain on drugs looks delicious.
RalphCQ 4 weeks ago
This is a frying pan. This is an egg on a frying pan.
Any questions?
ThePivotPivot 1 month ago
An important message here: when it comes to expanding your mind, you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. >:-)
seahen1337 1 month ago
Mmm… my brains look delicious.
CarlyOats 1 month ago
...they actually made drugs look good!
Robosucky 1 month ago
"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.
Bill Hicks
BhoyWonder1991 1 month ago
" that aint a brain... thats BREAKFAST"
BhoyWonder1991 1 month ago
I remember this commercial!! Pretty effective!! I was little when this came out too.
SuperModelGrl02 1 month ago
uh oh, Kids don't cook eggs.
LyrikzDatPrettyBoi 1 month ago 3
Does my brain come with bacon?
MrMatto91 1 month ago
... any questions? Yeah... wheres the bacon??
rkrueger77 1 month ago
Why couldn't adds be this simple, anymore.
Sileni 1 month ago
looks like an egg to me
Staples123ism 1 month ago
I hate that they say "okey one last time". Shittiest commercial ever, they probably ate that fucking egg, cannibal pricks.
ideoteqa 1 month ago
ummm yes, i have a question. Why is it that 2.1 million die a year from tobacco in america alone and 50 million americans use marijuana and there has never been one death?
whoyouknowthatsiller 1 month ago
@whoyouknowthatsiller So true
spursfan112 1 month ago
yeah... Can I have mine scrambled?
EP1KDubstep 2 months ago
lol "any questions"? XD
ffffffffresh 2 months ago
Is my brain part of a nutritional breakfast?
INEEDZALL 2 months ago 19
mmmm tasty egg
TarRawrr 2 months ago
4) If my brain had never gotten on drugs, would it have grown up and hatched into a healthy young chicken?
5) Why is this the last time?
6) Why did you say “any questions” and then not wait for any questions?
7) Is the musician who played the sound effect at the beginning the same guy who does the scary sound effects in the "CSI" shows?
zachmasterzach 2 months ago 18
1)What is drugs? Is it the butter? The frying pan? The stove? The scary synth noise? The pan of hot butter?
2)Is the pan of hot butter used to represent all drugs? Alcohol, tobacco, and legal meds?
3)Why are you cracking open my “skull” before putting my “brain” on drugs? And does it really matter if I’m on drugs if my skull is cracked?
zachmasterzach 2 months ago 5
@zachmasterzach You, sir have an incredible hilarious sense of humour. I tip my hat to your genius.
SokaRoxMySox 1 month ago
this is your brain when you watch propaganda TV
TheMOVIEZPLANET 2 months ago
Yes I have one. Was my brain once a chicken egg? According to this PSA it was!
woofyhound 2 months ago
Where's the Tabasco
CHAOSoriginal 2 months ago
Ok, last time...
This is drugs...this is your brain on drugs...any questions?
Yeah, can I get that sunny side down with some sauteed mushrooms and onions?
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adamskiboy528491 2 months ago
Mmm, tasty.
AdGarUK 2 months ago
MY BRAIN IS ON DRUGS
MIDWAYMARTH 2 months ago
Is my brain part of a complete breakfast?
VinylDelusion 2 months ago
It makes ya brain tasty as hell
CDLSrockers 2 months ago 2
Anyone find it funny how the campaign for a Drug-Free America
is sponsored by Alcohol and Tobacco companies?
Outlawzand1 2 months ago
@Outlawzand1 lobbyists make sure cannibis is illegal. its such a perversion of liberty its not even funny.
toSTONEiGO 2 months ago
All i see is an egg (full of carbs) on oil (full of cholesterol) wich probably is worse for your health than most drugs.
humbertojimmy 2 months ago
Bill Hicks!
makita9227c 2 months ago
My Brain on drugs makes a delicious treat
connman001 2 months ago
Dumb asses
I bet they have no idea that sugar, caffeine, alcohol, food, drinks, emotions, being asleep/being awake are all drugs. And well if you believe that your brain is nothing other than an unfertilized egg on a heated frying pan on drugs, well you probably are one of those few idiots that are.
Devorvan 2 months ago
25 people's brains are on drugs.
WebVManReturns 2 months ago
Could I take two brains on drugs over medium? With a side of home fries and grits?
WebVManReturns 2 months ago 2
yeah i have a question...can i have that egg?
jerold6314 2 months ago 2
so I need to do drugs to fry an egg?
J0k3r4U 3 months ago 2
Okay, i think i got it... my brain is nothing (butter) and with drugs i can create something out of nothing at all (egg)?
TheFrail2093 3 months ago
mmmmm brains
MeditatingMantis 3 months ago
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LOOKS LIKE A FRYING PAN AND SOME EGGS TO ME
KirbyCrossing 3 months ago
24 people are probably drug addicts or even drug dealers.
BillyCoen777 3 months ago
is it true you cant make an omlette without breaking some brains?
brett2tt 3 months ago
Also one more question? Do you like my green brain and ham?!
bart11114 3 months ago
Could I hunt for my brain on Easter? Also Which came first? The chicken or my brain?
bart11114 3 months ago
That's not a brain, that's breakfast! R.I.P. Bill Hicks.
MattyE191 3 months ago 2
Um wow This is Fucking stupid. So drugs are a boiling substance in a pan? and human brains are now eggs? Any Questions? Yes! What fucking drug were they on when they thought of this shit..
danger2615 3 months ago
I love weed and its such a lie that it makes you stupid. I find the only negative effects are if I smoke too strong a variety or if I just smoke too much in one sitting and then I just sort of "zone" out for a bit.....but at least its not alcohol. I can truly say alcohol has to be HORRIBLE for the brain/body and any other vital organs in our bodies.
rsohlich1 3 months ago
@rsohlich1 try some D.M.T it'll blow your mind and it'll make you fuck your weed shit off ;)
randomninja222 3 months ago
Bill Hicks #FTW
I love everyones Comments, now were is that stash of popcorn?
PromiserOfDeath 3 months ago
Is it true that my brain is the most important meal of the day?
laramiet011 3 months ago
I love weed :)
BigboyDownStairs 3 months ago
my drugs never bubbled like that but hey everything is drugs nowadays
JonGonZ718 3 months ago
Can i get my brain scrambled ?
Mattraction513 3 months ago
Good analogy.
spinvudu 3 months ago
This commercial gives me the munchies....that and the weed I just smoked.
Jeffieboi 3 months ago
This commercial is a yolk.
mascadanator 3 months ago
Can i get some bacon with that
youngsavange 4 months ago
yes.. smokin weed means you can cook an egg on top of ya head..
EasyEbookMan 4 months ago
Any questions ?
*Nostalgia critic shows himself*
Danwolf15 4 months ago
I think they're lying.....I've done drugs and my brain didn't turn into an egg
Mindbender1233 4 months ago 2
This made me want to smoke weed even more o_o
xHUTSEx 4 months ago
I guess this is an ad for zombies
galatonim 4 months ago
Oooh Brain on Drugs looks yummy....Can we add some toast to be the alcohol.
ernestpierce 4 months ago
Munchies... I want eggs now
frecklesmike24 4 months ago
Hmm if this is my brain on drugs it looks pretty good then. :)
8617Steelers 4 months ago
This makes no fucking sense? Do I cook eggs? Okay, good idea :D
detBits 4 months ago
Any questions?
Is my brain for here or to go?
90sfanforever 4 months ago
yum i'd eat my brain
bestxXbudXxlayf 4 months ago
even funnier when you're high....
BlackBird796 4 months ago
i like mine scrambled with cheese..
touggie2000 4 months ago
Drug free america is bullshit, their funded by the alcohol and tobacco industries.....but i'm sure their motives are pure, lol. Horseshit
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
That egg is cooking too fast, they should have turned the stove down a little.
pummisher 5 months ago
Nostalgia Critic.
toSTONEiGO 5 months ago
Soo, drugs makes my eggs taste better?
MursuTheMan 5 months ago
Me and hubby reminiscing about this commercial the other day...I knew it would be on youtube!!! lol
MsDaytime 5 months ago
My brain looks delicious!
poppanolan 5 months ago
Any question? Will it blend that is the question.
darklight6566 5 months ago
Yeah! What are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.
- Nightmare On Elm Street 6
breakdancer3404 5 months ago
My brain on drug's is Jimi hendrix's Voodoo Child on loop.
Simmeringtim 5 months ago
That is your brain on drugs, cause one you smoke a blunt as a wake n bake all you think about is fucking breakfast.
bigsmoke53 5 months ago
so if my brain was on drugs i would crave a fried egg sunnyside up
KingDT2007 5 months ago
so what your telling me is that drugs provide my mind with focus and support just like good morning breakfast great im going to have the best breakfast of my life then with charlie seen hes gets the best nutrinets
crazboy21 5 months ago
this kind of "agressive" campaigns can win prizes but does not connect with the people who has that problem..
gabri3logiatx 5 months ago
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69SuperTroll69 5 months ago
I'm a U.S. American soldier just 19 but I hate those who use drugs. They abuse the liberty my brothers in arms and i die and kill for them to enjoy. People on drugs dont live life, they cut it short. That's just a shame
alex17texas 5 months ago
@alex17texas weed doesnt cut your life shorter makes it better
69SuperTroll69 5 months ago
i have a question scince when is my brain an egg
waterskier420 5 months ago
I want eggs now :3
vanfar15 5 months ago
is this technically brain food
thepunksclub21 5 months ago
Can I get my brain on drugs with a side of chocolate chip pancakes please?
oracle19 5 months ago
I fucking hate drug addicts
cemsengul16 5 months ago
Can I get that with Eggbeaters? I'm on a diet.
mldnathai 5 months ago
"Yes, is my brain apart of a complete breakfast?"
DaxJester 5 months ago
i loved the poster i saw in a bar, it had the frying pan and egg, then the next scene was "this is your brain with a side order of bacon"
Sprungmonkeyboy 5 months ago in playlist drug free commercials 80's 90's and today
"OK, last time"? Really??? >:( I never liked that intro when I was younger.
cammy85 5 months ago
they are so baked they think that an egg is someones brain
mininick0001 5 months ago
funny....
21hipsterlove 5 months ago
That's not a brain, that's breakfast!
arouska 6 months ago
Munchies problem solved.
FuckingCrazyLunatic 6 months ago
Yeah are you going to eat my brain? Cuz im really hungry! Mostly from doin drugs.
Takisawesome 6 months ago
Why not show Tylenol being digested through your intestines. Now that's some shocking shit..
MrSherp 6 months ago
Reminds me of Johnny Depps scene in Nightmare On Elm Street 6 :D
MCRinmybrain 6 months ago
Erm... yes...
AdamWoodhams 6 months ago
That sounds at the beginning creeps the shit out of me.
aw3some5 6 months ago
Emotional manipulation is not facts. I'd much rather these supposed "PSA"s respect my status as an intelligent human, and find better ways to convince me not to do drugs.
If you're curious, check out my blog. The link is in my channel page.
minna420 6 months ago
watch?v=qZqYV9KKOZQ&feature=share
mmtot 6 months ago
Is that Jon Benjamin's voice? Sure sounds like him.
musictheatre00 6 months ago
I first saw this when I was 8 and I misunderstood the commercial. I ceased eating fried eggs!
MondoBeno 6 months ago
"Any question?" Yeah, why isn't hot crazy girl from the other commercial not in this?!
TheVblogs 6 months ago
my brain is yummy
CHOCOLATIONZ 6 months ago
Is my brain part of a balanced breakfast?
PS3TNA157 6 months ago
Grease is cool! I love nothing more than watching foods fry in a pool of boiling oil! Screw drugs, I just wanna watch grease!
Rune31 6 months ago
looks more like a egg on a hot pan to me
GenerationWHY100 6 months ago
Can i have my brain with a portion of bacon ?
YatsuraHeadOn 7 months ago
God damn, I wanna smoke a fat bowl right now and make some eggs.
sync380 7 months ago
This puts me in the mood for a delicious brain omelet.
PropaGatorTV 7 months ago
I don't get how frying an egg is an analogy for your brain being on drugs. Fried eggs are delicious.
icouldeatthemoon 7 months ago
@MrLockedinabox Over easy,Scrambled, yes, they will Be Delicious!!
tovara22 7 months ago
i have seen soo many ovnis, ets, monsters and all that shit when i'm high, but i have never seen a egg and think it was a fuking brain!!
paulosilva11 7 months ago
my brain on drugs looks pretty damn tasty
Mrhappyemomuffin 7 months ago 3
@Mrhappyemomuffin AFREAKINGMEN!!
tovara22 7 months ago
bullshit, I donta have a brain when I am on drugs, I have a kick ass consciousness
FuHa93 7 months ago
"That aint a brain! THAT'S BREAKFAST! What've we been up 5 days now? I'm STARVING! I find that commercial a tad insulting to my intelligence...I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once."
afromanGT 7 months ago
What I took from this is if you smoke pot, some pissed off guy will come to your house, break your skull over a frying pan and fry your brain
DemonClaw83 7 months ago
Mmmmmm. I must be a zombie because I think brains are delicious :)
shazzadee 8 months ago
Eggs are drugs?! :O
12ozElephant 8 months ago
@12ozElephant -No! Eggs are brains! Didn't you listen!? :)
shazzadee 8 months ago
Can I eat my brain??
PukyBear 8 months ago
This is your penis. This is your penis on viagra. Any questions?
MrMamaluigi1337 8 months ago 3
In the word of bill hicks " I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain!!! Maybe i just wasn't getting good shit! But never thought of a brain as an egg..and ..I had a real good time. Sorry!! Didn’t murder anybody, didn’t rape anybody, didn’t rob anybody, didn’t beat anybody, didn’t lose hmmm one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where’s my commercial?
nope don't see the problem....
GunsandLipstick 8 months ago 2
this is a pan... this is a fucking egg in a pan... not brains...sober down...
Heart007THROB 8 months ago
Does my brain come with bacon?
eateroftheflame 8 months ago 74
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gritswantd 8 months ago
they ruined perfectly good drugs with a fuckin egg!
gritswantd 8 months ago 5
That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
-Bill Hicks
mcbad12 8 months ago 2
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Can I have my brain scrambled?
NyxFTW 8 months ago
My psychology textbook said that this commercial "may have the opposite effect from that intended, increasing rather than decreasing drug use."
Good thing teens nowadays aren't using drugs as much as previous generations did.
AgApE010 8 months ago
@AgApE010 Bullshit. I guarantee kids weren't doing heroine at 17 before. I bet kids didn't abuse xanax back then, the list continues...The world now is way more fucked. Back then people smoked weed and did some acid every now and then...Now you got kids with goodie bags of drugs.
itsallgood239 8 months ago
@itsallgood239
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Kids today aren't doing as much drugs as kids were doing in the 70's. I'm just quoting my textbook on the subject.
AgApE010 8 months ago
I HAVE A QUESTION
when are we gona cook some bacon
cloetv12345 9 months ago
I wish someone would post that old Lincoln Tech commercial.
LORDGOAT1976 9 months ago
i wonder who was the lucky person to eat this egg.
remusjacobs 9 months ago
Happy 420!!!!!
chakenbacon 9 months ago 31
happy 420 bitches!!
SlickTheRapper 9 months ago
lol when I think of this commercial I think of bill hicks "relentless"
TheAdamkade 9 months ago
all this did was make me hungry.....
CleverStake 9 months ago
brain on drugs = delicious on a bagel with cheddar cheese? I can dig it.
PinkFloydrulez 9 months ago
Are you gonna eat my brain? Because I'm REALLY hungry.... mostly from doing drugs..
moonchild2006 9 months ago 2
My brain is on drugs! FUCK YES
crispycrab 9 months ago
Just one: could I get a side of bacon with that?
Rangerboy9404 9 months ago
I'll take mine over easy.and none of your wifes coffee she buys shit!You on the other hand.You buy the good shit.
Uncrazamatic 9 months ago
im high, i got the munchies, that egg looked pretty damn good....
meelo305 9 months ago
thats right, dont do drugs, smoke pot
sk8freak51392 9 months ago
@sk8freak51392
crispycrab 9 months ago
can you make mine scrambled?
TheAppleMan100 9 months ago
raw eggs make my stomach hurt anyways.
GenerationWHY100 9 months ago 2
@GenerationWHY100 high five
crispycrab 9 months ago
EWWW i dont want my brain to get fried like that sick weed users
ProtossX 9 months ago
any questions? yes could i have my eggs scramble
ANT69004 10 months ago
ok so if my brains an egg that mean im on crack !
mcveigh2k 10 months ago
Just had the best Epiphane !!!!!!!!
CRACKed eggs, you can either be the type of person that has the sunny side up... or the "Scrambled" fucked up one !!!!!
sculldug 10 months ago
I have a question, could I get mine as a Brain Benedict
Extremedeath 10 months ago
man that egg looks great
SuFiPat 10 months ago
@SuFiPat LMFAO it's made me want an egg. not any egg, but that egg.
jfansex 10 months ago
i love how everytime i click Replay, he says "ok, last time"
DarkProphet94 10 months ago
I've got some gnarly munchies right about now son.
LeLimeLine 10 months ago