Keyboard Cat

[30Gabyz]

Black men is very retard

[omagisela2004]

@30Gabyz you sir, probably are very retard



[startwiththeballs]

this, is very sad

[Spocktavian]

Thats so fucking funny, Nigger women talk so much SHIT! The male is potrayed as the piece of shit....everyones like "he's totaly guilty". And when the nigger female is proven wrong its all like "oh that poor woman". Funny how people forget how much SHIT she was talking just a FEW SECONDS EARLIER.

[FistFoolOfSteel]

Aw mane I ain't da baby daddy! Jerome da baby daddy. Looks at me I can count to fifteen, 12,13, foe teen, 15! Damn gimme sum collard greens and chitlins

[MiPeAl021]

Are they wath is called "gorillas"?

[fatguyinc]

@MiPeAl021 No need to be racist bro.

[Apologeomasis]

Niggers.

[iluvyouwyatt]

I love how the music plays as the fat whale swims backstage and cries, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :3

[ferretace]

1:32-1:33 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Life just shouldn't be this funny! XD

[samfam222]

loooooooool

[cryhog]

it always get me when keyboard cat starts playing before Maury gets to say the entire test result. "You are n-" *cat plays* lol

[HalfricanItalian]

What a stupid bitch. He says he would take care of the baby, then she goes talkin shit.

[elgntlove3]

This is what that dumb ghetto bitch deserves.

[654ha123]

the 11th man tested @_@

[blasphemite]

what, a black man running out on being a father? what is this, bizarro world?

[grayinu]

@blasphemite Didnt he say he would be there for her though?

[lilcristina89]

at 1:07 her face kinda looks like a scared fishey..you know when they swim away real fast..yeah...fisheys FTW!!

[conor1148]

ITS OK GUISE, I SEEN THIS ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL ONCE. 

[AYEcorolla]

Keyboard cat is the ultimate validation that you have fucked up, failed, and are retarded and everything idiotic.

[KasaiShinigami]

FAIL!

[killersushi99]

Did her child support check just died?

[ej2901]

haha, love the dancing to keyboard cat at the end there

[killersushi99]

Well 1 down 27 to go! Maury has job security for real with this chick. 

[iago201]

keyboard cat playing people off has to be timed just right to make it funnier, like this

[kyleiscool41]

Lol I didn't realize fat ho's can run like that

[butadujo]

ok...someone has to say this..you have a few days each month in sequence to be able to get knocked up..so, if this chick hoed around with 11+ men in that short time sequence, she deserves it.

[Stevenarius]

fucking awesome haha

[mmcof]

he just SPRINTED out of there. hell fucking yeah. did premature assumption died??? fuck yes it did

[hangingoutdude]

Epic owned! LOL

[adrianchen19888]

Black People.

[Maciejusd666]

One of the best videos in yt IMO xD

[gringojames]

The cat is the father... I think...  ahuahauha

and she is a bitch...kkk

[killersushi99]

WAIT! Keyboard cat hasnt been tested yet! Maybe HE'S the father!!!

[FistFoolOfSteel]

@killersushi99 Aw hell no! Keyboard cat would touch that with dead dog's d!ck. U had better show KC some respect!

[Qwerty3568]

LOL

[bren121]

Doctors can tell how far along a woman is when she is pregnant to within a week or two. What kind of slut sleeps with 13 men in two weeks.

[Skizz1979]

@bren121

I don't wanna know! lol

[ProfessorZaroff]

did Maury died?

[JuggarJoshua]

Not to be racist in any way, but why is it that every time they come on Maury about children, they dance whenever they AREN'T the father? Do you really need tests to ask that? If they weren't slutting around, this would be avoided. And if the man was actually a man, and not living with his mother, he wouldn't do a happy dance when he failed to become a parent.

All in all, Keyboard Cat has left the building..

[jandean61]

HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH !

[SHEALY94]

the funniest of of these is irish politicians play him off.. was rofl

[PixieNoseEllie]

That cat makes it all better xD

[vexnsiolence]

Did chicken dance win?

[raphaeljovemfla2008]

SUCK IT!!

[Yaszar]

Did Paris Hilton die?

[Darkwolfgirl107]

Lol with ma mom XD

[egone123]

TAKE IT BITCH!!!

[pilagiba]

OWNED!

[admstyles]

#youareNOTthefather

[BoboandNil]

shes such a fat fuck she got owned by the results. how does she feel

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

condom did died

[weepaul666]

What a stupid bitch. She deserved that

[yoshimtu]

Agreed. makes me so happy when whores like this get pwnd :D

[xsonz2]

@weepaul666 amen

[timoboll777]

@weepaul666 what happened actualy

[BrokenMachine1983]

Keyboard Cat approved.

[IC2720]

did gene pool died ?

[HitlersWetDream]

this one wasnt even good.

[Ki113dbysw0rd]

did real father died?

[spo321]

i was goin put a comment like "did her chances of getting child support die" but damn that shit was to fuckin funny for that " I LOVE THAT CAT"

[monkdwalleydehonk]

Did first 10 men died?

[levi799]

Haha I fucking love it when he starts dancing xD

[26inchesonimpala]

I like the guy at 1:33 trying to boogie down xD

[BradyKhan]

I can't help but think she deserved that, good work Keyboard cat!

[Voodooray007]

Did condoms died?

[YoshixRIOT]

lol owned

[pepsicola510]

i use to watch this shit with my grandma lmao

[davidwmb]

Did 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Died?

[UcantQme]

Did decent tv shows died?

[silentkiller2478]

shes crying and hes dancing hahahaha

[ShaggyisMBM]

Did paternity test died?

[neoarcadezr]

yes it did it died

[xzaz2]

Niggers...

[scottieman2]

Dion is like, "That's right Keyboard Cat, play on!! I'm buy yo a drink later Keyboard Cat!"

Keyboard Cat's thinking "Probably my kid."

[tmoatess]

she tought she was going to get that pay day

[scottieman2]

Love how she is so convinced it is his kid, then cries? First off, doesn't look like he has that much money to begin with anyways.

[tmoatess]

o they make u pay...or its off to jail

[scottieman2]

I know they make u pay but it is like go after someone that IS the father of the kid. Not some random guy you slept with.

[tmoatess]

lol right

[scottieman2]

I think Keyboard Cat was trying to set up Dion.

[prototypeginger]

the correct use of keyboard cat sir, well done

[portalboy07]

Did every body grammar skills died?

[Nicaveli]

did the kid died?

[fatman2120]

That'll do Keyboard cat, That'll do.

[RethParish]

Stupid slut. She was so sure of herself too. The poor kid is never going to know who the father is.

It was funny that Dion was dancing to the Keyboard Cat song. xD

[gravejazz]

lol dang that girl ran fast

[ocp188]

the timing couldnt be more perfect

[paindoll]

haha good one!

[Godly2124]

LOOOOOOL

[909Monopoly]

played that bitch tahts for sure

[subzer0l]

omg did da ho world die?

[sebastan218]

hell yea she ran when he said he is not and she was gone ahahah

[TheEmpowering]

did the guy just explode out of his chair when they said not?

[ThreeBeeps]

xD!!!!!

[pred123424]

Keyboard Cat the daddy!!!!!!!

[pred123424]

epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaha

[hussi434]

That bitch got owned!!!!

[polygoogles]

He did a victory dance! fucking awesome!

[Coolguy17]

epic!

[ImaPirate1111]

Black people did died?

[seatun]

did self respect died?

[TheHorion23]

:D hell yeah !!!

[Mandilore]

PWNAGE!!!!

[guaquino]

Dumb naggers

[itsthegreenplatypus]

lol did u mean naggers or n*ggers?

[shwas77]

lol you should see the white people on this show

[scheiSSkind77]

your right. what has this world come to?

[Quantumlogik]

the dance was the best

[Godzilla231]

Bitch got pwn'd on the show. Praise the cat.

"Watch this, watch this! You are the father!"

Marury: "You aren't the father." XD

[DizziChief]

and ya still livin with ma ma...right there is when karma said bitch please...she ran off stage faster than usain bolt HA!

[Frawstmournez]

"Oh yea son ur the father, ur the fath-" "you are... NOT the father!" OWNED BITCH!

[moskinhaa]

did the son died?

[Aginor27]

this guy at least says he'll man up. she's just a bitch

[clownprince0]

even they prob will impregnate some other hoe im always glad when a whore looks stupid on network tv

[omnidragon42]

This is the best one.

[LoopInc]

I guess another nigger fuck that hoe

[Daver869]

touche

[craponnaruto]

HAHAHAHAHA!WHOA!

[BigPapaPump9]

33-44 can somebody please translate, i didnt catch a single word

[harlequinsCrest]

pretty much- "how you gonna man up and take care of your daughter? and you still livin with mama"

[BigPapaPump9]

ohhh ok, that makes sense then i guess

[kimmie1192]

Jesus I wish these assholes would stop dancing. I know they're happy about the pwnage that just took place, but its just perpetuating the stereotype, and making them look like cocky, insensitive, jackasses...

[acarnis]

The dancing... IS THE BEST PART.

[jaugernaut16]

whats wrong with dancing??

why dont white people just stop acting better than every one else and making themselves look like cocky insensitive, jackasses

just because someone danced??? bitch please

[kimmie1192]

wow really? I'm blck. way to be presumptuous, asshole

[jaugernaut16]

i assumed you were being a racist

[kimmie1192]

You assumed wrong.

I just dont like the fact that this woman is upset, crying in the back becacuse her child still has no father, and might not ever, and he dances. on national televison. I understand he's happy, and the mother was very over-confident, but i think mere verbal celebration would be enough. I just find the dancing to be a tad over the top. but that's just me.

[nickdanger12345]

lol im white as snow and completely agree. i think its funny as fuck. and the fact she made a big deal out of "OH THIS IS YOUR KID" and then gets owned in the face. just makes it that much better.

[mcpolako]

Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roundrobin123456]

did the negoroe dieded?

[skunkman62]

he do

[kamilfreeman]

You are (sadface) NOT (ultramegahappyface) a father!

[piDevastation]

absolute PWNAGE!!!!!

[Espionata]

LOL!

[CirqueDuCloud]

Victory dance, baby.

Victory dance.

[PowerSmoothie]

Danananaaaa-naaa-naaa-naaa-nan­aaaaa!

[TheRodT]

talking mad shit and got pwned

[AngryN1nja]

pwndpwndpwndpwndpwndpwndpwnd

[simonvelez2]

stupid bitchies need to stop screwing around... dont know who the hell the father is.

[dicsdaisie]

NANANANANNANANANANANA NA

[Reltsirk]

i mean this video is hilarious by ALL reasons but the reason behind it is pretty serious

[ranged2hard]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!

[Olinppqe]

that is why you dont do sex with random people......cause then you never know the father of your kid.

[carnellbooinline]

that was fuckin funny she was happy as hell lmfao

[terrellvid]

Nigga you are the father... *DO DO DO DO* LOL

[BluudNote]

LMFAO...!

[starwarsfan567]

LMFAO

[HolyMarluxia]

This video its the perfect father's day gift

[HoboCabbage]

your bluff has been called, you are busted lolol, i cant belive that guy in the audience row AA seat 7 dieded

[conqab]

hahahahaha rocked yo. she ran so damn fast ahahahaha

[InsertNameHere145]

FUCKING OWNED!!!

[mariopot789]

that's what the bitch gets.....

[brian1903906]

did maury died?

[HadokenHi5]

aaahhahahahahahahahaha classic

[Zagrodney]

did she died?

[BrotherToDragons]

did ho died?

[Tsukinokato]

did he dead is?

[micronabo]

did she died?

[swordcommander]

@baeldorr/ ok... because you ask so nice i will tell you the secret! the cat doesn't play the keyboard by itself. that's the reason why he has that shirt-thingie on, the man goes with his hands under the shirt and moves the arms of the cat, it realy isn't that hard to figure out... when you look at 1:35 you can see the arm of the guy in the left side of the vid, but still...KEYBOARD-CAT is AWESOME!! and don't you dare to give me a thumbs down because i said what we al know!

[XxBostonCelticsxX]

song is already recorded on the keyboard and the person just moves the cats arms

[ICELANDIC1]

ANNNNNND....... The Tooth Fairy aint real either.

Sorry suckas!!!!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahaha

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

LIES!!!

[ChodeBronson]

The cat prob only knows one song, not so hard but two songs would be nuts

[CssPro5]

he does know 2 songs

[roaringrockets]

Well played, keyboard cat, but subtitles were definitely needed.

[Unifotm64]

Indeed

[athel7]

Her name is "Telia". LOL

[KalleVL]

Hahahaha. Heja telia:)

[Benjoreally]

The man who lives with his mom was taking a test to see if he was the mother of the womans child. She was sure that he was and was taunting him about it except at the end it turns out he is not the kids father.

[johncantees]

god. That was worth the wait through all the jibberish

[Gameinggames]

Why do black people always sound like if they have something in their mouth while they talk?

[rollen01]

cuz dayz ignant :P

[joeravenb]

awsome

[dangar131]

that was absolutely perfect

[dreman123]

OWNAGE! Ignorant bitch! Bet she took that one up the ass along with the other 20 dicks.

[gallyun1]

that'll do keyboard cat, that'll do

[8VXU6]

I no she feels stupid ass hell

[robacc18]

you are not

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