YTP: Captain Planet- Right in the Fuehrer's Face!

[RadTheDude]

Shudn't that guy with the mostache be dying er... I mean fighting in the Pacific theater?

[Goldberg1337]

@RadTheDude Why would Adolf Hitler be fighting in the Pacific theater? 

[RadTheDude]

@Goldberg1337

That was Hitler?! Looked moar like Yammamoto's 1/2 cousin!

[Goldberg1337]

@RadTheDude Yes, it's supposed to be Hitler with a Hulk Hogan-style mustache.

[RadTheDude]

@Goldberg1337

And apparently had Asian parents.

[DarkPonzu]

HItler has the most historically inaccurate mustache ever

[lordepsilon9000]

By your powers combined, I am Al Gore! XD

[izlude2]

She should have bluffed them and said if she says the magic words, it would self destructed. Then she could have gotten away with it. She's from the future after all, anything's possible. bwahahahhaha.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

Where does one find one of these atomic whores?

[Goldberg1337]

@themysteriouscrumpet Chernobyl.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@Goldberg1337 With two heads I'll bet

[commentconor]

he looks nothing like hitler this is funny but weird

[LeJourDuJugement]

I've heard of neutron whores, atomic whores, even smart whores, but there's no such thing as a good whore.

[derro1989]

is it just me or does captain planet look like bono back in the 80's

[TheChuchulainn]

...Environmentalists are such gay pussies they can't even stare into Der Fuhrer's face without crying. I mean, a superhero that is immobilized by a simple stare from a megalomaniac???

One moar thing: superjay45 is a nazi.

[Goldberg1337]

@TheChuchulainn Well-said my good man.

[TheChuchulainn]

They got der Fuhrer's face wrong (moustache)

Also, I hate bloody geo-jerks and their hippie bullshit, which has infected 80% of academia with unscientific hippie AIDS bias (if anyone actually bothered to look at graphs of global temps they can scientifically disprove anthropgenic global warming, for example the current warming trend as shown by graphs from scientific papers actually started at least 100 years b4 the industrial revolution)....

[Mremeister234]

@TheChuchulainn

I totally agree Well put

[suicidalbuddha]

@TheChuchulainn WTF has the global warming debate got to do with AIDS?

[Goldberg1337]

@suicidalbuddha Because the pool is closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

[Goldberg1337]

@superjay45 If you can't tell then I suggest you consult a good psychiatrist.

[halowarrior1000]

@Goldberg1337 What if the psychiatrist is hitler?

[Goldberg1337]

@halowarrior1000 PROTIP: Only never see a psychiatrist who is a fascist dictator.

[Goldberg1337]

@superjay45 Are you implying that Hitler -wasn't- bad?

[bloodrunsclear]

75 million from embattled Germany?

This plan wasn't thought out very well...

[Goldberg1337]

Zere iz nothing more important in war zan VINNING!!

[TheF1NCH]

@PeterParkerisded

glitchy videos are the perfect example of terrible poops

[JanisXAChambers]

I wonder why they gave Hitler a Mongolian mustache?

[Goldberg1337]

No one knows, but it's darn funny! It made me think of a biker 'stache!

[LeviathanRX]

I'm guessing back when this episode was made, a more realistic image of Hitler was considered 'too offensive' for a children's cartoon, even with Capt. Planet kicking his ass.

[Goldberg1337]

But it is a pretty realistic depiction of Hitler--he just has the wrong mustache and an 'X' instead of a swastica armband. Plus, I mean he is armed with a realistically-depicted Luger; if they can have guns in a cartoon, why not a realistic Hitler? We all know who it is anyway...

[ThrilloVanHouten]

But they can show people getting bombed...

[lisaraybenlisa]

allen gore LOL!

[Goldberg1337]

You also failed at a good comment. I do not find glitching a cartoon to be funny. I find this video to be funny, and so do my fans. I am not going to change my style to pure bullcrap just to satisfy you. Go watch some CD-i aids or some earrape if you're looking for glitched-up cartoons.

[AlexAmerling19]

moustache way too long

[Goldberg1337]

I know, right?

[Lucario582]

What level of hate? All I see is Hitler staring bemusedly at Captain Planet.

[Goldberg1337]

Captain Planet doesn't like bemused stares. He also doesn't like men with biker mustaches apparently...

[GorudoEkusuperiensu]

Avatar is a fag cartoon, not anime D:

And anime nowadays are all gay homo shit. Go watch Hokuto no ken and you will see what a real anime is

[Goldberg1337]

Anime scares the crap out of me.

[ConanEdogawaX]

LOL The planeters went back in time to stop Hitler from getting the Atom bomb, couldn't they have just killed him and ended the war?

[Lucario582]

That would have caused a time paradox.

[Goldberg1337]

Snake, you can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!!

[Thataccountyouknow]

Make a Naruto one out of the Cpt. Planet summoning :P

[Goldberg1337]

Anime gives me the creeps; I've never seen Naruto.

[Thataccountyouknow]

Err silly me...it was avatar...I hate that show.

[Goldberg1337]

Oh, I haven't seen any episodes of Avitar.

[crinihendrix]

I am...Al Gore:D:D

[Goldberg1337]

Yup!  XD

[kuyakr]

Sold to the man with a caterpillar on his PINGAS!

[Goldberg1337]

YEZ!

[Blitzguy1991]

lol, this is hilarious.

[Shiori111]

What´s the name of the movie where the man says: I can't Herr Commandant I lost my rifle?

[Goldberg1337]

It's from an episode of the classic TV show "Hogan's Heros". I don't know which episode, though.

[2010mustang1]

WTF Earth Wind and Fire I love them lol and Back To the Future Lol And I hate that song were they are singing it sounds like someones farting! and that guy makes me think of Hilter!

[Goldberg1337]

It's "Der Fuehrer's Face". They're blowing a razzer instrument as an insult to Hitler, not farting. And -of course- it's supposed to be Hitler, but because it's a kid's show they couldn't call him anything by "The Fuehrer" and give him the wrong kind of moustache.

[2010mustang1]

well anyway this is very funny I just got back from some nasty camp i missed watching this video!

[Goldberg1337]

Well thanks man! I'm glad my video cheered you after being on a campout!

[Blahdalizer]

(Captain planet - Heart) + plack people singing + Falcon punch = Al Gore.

[Goldberg1337]

It's Earth Wind & Fire, not "plack people singing"! ^^

[Tacotruck1166]

WTF did they do to the fearless leaders moustache?

[Goldberg1337]

Der Fuehrer joined the Hell's Angel's, don't you know!

[ShadowTyrantX]

dude captain planet is useless the freakin kids can kick his a' i mean seriously the kids can control the elements of nature like earth wind and fire(LMAO!!) and captain planets just flies around and makes bad jokes he cant control fire or water

either way this was halarious

[RWBn00b]

Not really.

He's fast enough that the kids would be unable to see him if he went full speed.

Not to mention he's strong enough to throw them into the sun.

[Goldberg1337]

It's true, Captain Planet basically has a superman level of powers, plus more.

However, either way I'm glad you guys liked the poop!

[1987Challenger3]

CAPTAIN FAGGOT

[Goldberg1337]

lolwut?

[SolAurum]

"...wasn't prepared for the level of hate..."

He says that like Hitler has Dark Side powerz or something. Like an emotion alone could weaken a superhero, even if he is retarded.

[Goldberg1337]

Yeah, I know. Captain Planet has the widest-range of superpowers I've seen, but is blessed with suck in that practically EVERYTHING weakens him. What the definition of 'polution' is is subjective (ex: crude oil is a natural resource, but it cripples him). I just put "he's right for once" to try to be possitive for once in this poop.

[barqueWorks]

moew like darth sidius

[Goldberg1337]

Huh?

[ryantherebel]

You should do more Captain Planet poops.

[Goldberg1337]

Thanks, man. I'll consider doing some more, as long as I can find some good source videos. I'm curently in the planning stages of a Billy Mays poop, but I'll try to think of some more Captain Planet stuff. :)

[tannerrox99]

RACIST!!! RACIST!!! yu put the furerh on this vid, you're gonna have a mob of Jewish people attack yur house.

[Goldberg1337]

I assume that you are being sarcastic. I also assume that you know that this was originally a Captain Planet episode, and that I have not added any images or sequences featuring the testicularly-challenged dictator--they were in the original cartoon.

[reviewman]

do you think you can do an Earth Wind and Fire / captain planet music vid?

[Goldberg1337]

I've never thought of doing one, but probably not. I do mainly YouTube Poop these days, for comedic value. I just included the clip because I thought it would be funny to have a music group with elemental names be associated with lame elemental power rings. I had to change the dialoge so that they said it in the right order, too.

[reviewman]

what was the songs name @ 3:20

[Goldberg1337]

"Let's Grove" by Earth Wind and Fire. It's listed in the credits too.

[HOLLYWOOD319]

HAHAHAHA

DAMN! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.

It's Over 9,000!!!

To the man with the catapiller on his penis.

Earth, Wind, & Fire!!! FALCON PUNCH!!!

By your powers combined, I am!

Al Gore.

HAHA Nice vid!!

[Goldberg1337]

Heh, thanks man!

By YOUR powers combined my video has great comments!

[1337fromHELL]

Earth!

Wind!

Fire!

...(n/c)

Water!

FALCON PUNCH!

Omg :D

[Goldberg1337]

Thanks!  After they say "Earth! Wind! Fire!" I put in a clip of the band Earth Wind and Fire, incase you didn't get it.

And yes, FALCON PUNCH is an imporant element needed to create Capt. Planet/ Al Gore.

[MontyPython134]

Holy shit Tears for Fear song!

[Goldberg1337]

Got that right!

[Lash090909]

ROFL Al Gore!

[ShadowStrikker]

Lol, EARTH. WIND. FIRE!

[Goldberg1337]

Thanks man! That was the first joke I thought up when I was going to do this YTP.