CH Live: NYC - Kumail Nanjiani

[Crystal2193]

Fantastic omg

[ZhouFantastic]

Wow he's funny haha.

[Nogard229]

What did they use to record this? It sounded like cup phone technology.

[Imdede85]

He's funny!

[Aus11Jspike]

i have a friend whose just like him =)

[wickedklaw]

thumbs up if franklin & bash made you watch this video!!!

[chAOStoob]

give a man a keystone light and he will throw in back in your face. or piss on your face,. same thing

[rebekahah]

I think I'm in love...

[cultureproductions]

174 people like butt sex with men, unless there girls. Then they work at fed ex

[auomu]

@cultureproductions you are really creative

[cultureproductions]

@auomu Thank you so much. I try my best

[runnybabbit87]

lmfao!!!!! AND I'M FROM F$#%ING PAKISTAN!! lmfao! best line ever!!!

[xxnorthcountryxx]

I've just discovered this guy, and he's f*cking fantastic.

Now the phrase "Put on this strappy goggle hat" is stuck in my head. XD

[ElmerDurrer]

thumbs up if you googled sliced bread 

[Katzhulk]

Seen this guy on Conan a few nights ago.....and absolutely had to see more of his stand up.

[joinmeforacupotea]

Love it--but machine guns were in fact in existence before 1927, as they were the most dangerous weapons in the trenches in World War I!

[xxnorthcountryxx]

@joinmeforacupotea

He meant machine guns wouldn't have been mounted on the Wright brothers' plane (which predates 1927). Their mission was more getting the thing in the air. Raining down death from the sky came a little later in the technological advancements timeline.

[AlaskanStudMuffin]

174 people hate pakistan

[vidmam155]

this guy is my best friend's uncle

[pacovl46]

@vidmam155 how old is yr friend? and how old is kumail?

[theamanx8]

thumbs up if ure frm pakistan

[hyperhavoc]

@theamanx8 Ehh... India's close enough...

[chosentonessournotes]

This guy is the fucking man. It doesn't matter what video I see, he's always fucking HILARIOUS.

[terriermaxx]

i dont like him. he ripped jake off. what a bad brother

[RealLegendUnitedFC]

@terriermaxx haha i remember that

[HighHeelShoes]

Yoooo This guy is FUNNY!

[arifkhan]

have you guys checked out the better comedian? abbas rattani?

[Elldude25]

that was one of the most scariest moments of my life and I'm from Pakistan

[cavernettes]

this just never gets old. ever.

[sevie2471]

@cavernettes yea ive seen it literally 20 times

[lildowntowngurl]

@ORLOSKY15 woah, thats just crazy %-) im thinking maybe, instead of just a plain old butt transplant, i'll get some kinda tail or something (:

[lildowntowngurl]

@ORLOSKY15 wow thanks! thats great, i had no idea modern medicine was that far along (: i'll go check that out, cuz it's been getting hard to sit. (:

[lildowntowngurl]

@ORLOSKY15 yeah really, lol really

[Internetclub91]

1927!

[lildowntowngurl]

LMFAO LITERALLY HAHAHHAHA

[RoughThief]

That was awesome XD

[nandacomedy]

I love him. He randomly showed up at a few clubs in Atlanta, and I got the honor to perform with him. He was phenomenal. One of the best I've ever seen.

[StevenTorman]

He's Good

[hoswiper]

dude his facial expressions remind me of Tobey Maguire

[plainbond]

brilliant comedian

[CovetousVampire61524]

" I am from fucking Pakistan" LOL XD!!

[jollypirate100]

get in the machine gun! i made that up.

[punkhippe]

i just started standup. i feel inadequate now.

[UnknownAccount0]

What's educational about amusement park rides? The only thing I heard was 1920, and that's a date, bitch.

[psc209trk]

what are you saying that was fucking hilarious

[mymain4u]

lol soo funny!1

[RvBFanatic]

Look Kingda Ka. THATS the awesomest roller coaster I have ever been on, and I bet it tops this "Cyclone" of his xD

And holy shit in the 1920s? Did they atleast renovate this ride? Cause it has to be made of wood.

[xTorrent]

@RvBFanatic

kingda ka is too short, sure its fast and high but then its over after one drop. I prefer el toro.

[RvBFanatic]

lmao el torro is straight up UP AND DOWN movement and towards the end its like left and right and its like a frickin piston xD THAT ride is bomb. But honestly, it doesn't look AS THREATENING as Kingda Ka. Im only talking about looks here D:

[xTorrent]

I agree Kingda Ka is always looming over the horizon, it's so god damn tall you can see it from almost anywhere in the park, not to mention on the ride in.

[RvBFanatic]

Everybody listen! AT THE TOP OF KINGDA KA, God ACTUALLY WAVES AT YOU GOOD LUCK before you drop...or maybe it was me. YOU WILL HALLUCINATE XD

If anyone has any other threatening roller coasters that look SCARIER than Kingda Ka, please pm me the link or share the video and id love to see it. Thanks for your opinion on Kingda Ka Torrent :D

[myvidutube]

s'ok

[XxXxemoluv4uxXxX]

he has really big side burns. And eyebrows.

[pipalac]

he's gay... and from pakistan, no wonder he's funny !!

[fireflymelissa1981]

Very funny !

[MatthewRobertHenry]

EPIC hillarity - I wish I could go back in time and rate every 5 star video I've ever rated a 4 so this one could be the best!

[FatherTime09]

then you have low standards my friend.... not that it wasnt funny but ive seen better.

peace :P

[FatherTime09]

if this guys made u laugh check these guys out Russel Peters, George Lopez, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Dave Chapelle, Brian Regan, Pablo Francisco

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

dane cook??? i mean really?

[FatherTime09]

he's not that bad... like hes funny and annoying.. kinda like robin williams but not as good

[GoodVibesX]

@MatthewRobertHenry Your vote of 4 or 5 stars wouldn't have made any difference sir. Just saying.

[bicyclewreck]

Hilarious!

[akamola11]

Hey, that's homer, mistaken for omar, from the colbert report !!!!!

[TriFx607]

Hes so funny! i loved it

[CaLyPsO16]

One match lol. i died laughing

[LittleLuckyLucy]

that guy was great!

[3potterfan1]

lol! loved it.

[zanedude3]

"im from fucking pakistan"

[MikusBS]

Fuck, i was going to use it in my comment :-)

[wojoku1]

This guy is hilarious and it's so well given.  Wish I could see him live!

[oysterjesus]

This guy was in The Maiden Heist with Christopher Walken

[Fuckmybum001]

collegehumor, you need to start recording directly from the mic or something, cos the sound isn't that great

[casanovalivvyng]

wasnt he the one who acted as jake's long lost brother?

[gmanabg]

yeh your right that was so funny

[sw204me]

They need more of this guy, he is actually funny, unlike most of these.

[johngorgis]

im half blak en' haff nigeh!

[smashbrother1000]

Im the guy in the front row of the audience wearin yellow and im annoyed that they cut out the rest of his clip. He was chatting with this girl in the front row bout coney island for like 8 minutes and she just wouldnt stop talking. it was histerical. ive been to the last 4 shows and cant wait for more. CH live is the best!!!!

[DanzNewzMachinima]

That took a bit to start... but he was funny...

[whatwallace]

the best college humor live

[O4archer]

Crowd is 4 times as loud as he is, can never understand what they say.

[comedyman112]

the sound quality is kinda horrible

[ShawnaoftheDead09]

beautiful.

[h1roshi918]

yea, this was good stuff!

[sjorge0714]

I gotta admit this video was funny :D

[peppalina1]

this guy is hilarious! his timing is amazing :)

[Lowtiercomputer]

Kumail Nanjiani

you are a horrible cousin. thief.

[heyleo100]

gay

[VegginInChicago]

"most terrifying moment of my life and I'm from PAKISTAN!"

[pyr0static]

I don't usually like CH standup vids, but this was excellent!

[AwkBawk]

haha he's fucking hilarious.

[closecaption2]

The oldest roller coaster in the world is Leap the Dips, built in 1902. It stands in Lakemont Park in Altoona, Pennsylvania. It stood unused for several years, but has been completely restored and reopened in 1999.

[Dylan36D]

stupid troll, no one cares about the factual reality of a stand up comedy vid

[closecaption2]

Home town pride!  That's all we have in Altoona.

[krnlkrazy]

hey im from ames go cyclones

[abcdefg633]

yeah but as you said it was unused for some time, and to be the oldest-INSERT THING HERE the thing has to be in use and functioning for 100% of its complete history.

[amerreda44]

"here's your goggly hat" hahaha, thats hilarious, this guy should get more work doing stand up.

[PMAProductions]

it would take just one match...

[gramgor]

Rofl

[metalhead95100]

this guy is awesome on micheal nd micheal

[thumbwar73]

funny stuff, CH live should get more comideans like him

[megailadan]

Some things were funny and some were hard to understand :P

[garfunkelgrl]

yeah, and the sound was a little fuzzy too. :/

[darkhunter454]

you god damn terrorist

[SBarrettM]

how do thirds work?

[mattdogg65]

American isn't a race

[mattdogg65]

yeah ok that makes much more sense

[SpaceAndrew]

Say... That was actually quite funny!

[Harusama]

lmao xD

It would only take one match

[Paintislikemyblood]

in need of subtitles. badly

[BostonDFi]

are you watching on a laptop because I had problems with my laptop speakers...headphones it came out much better

Also, CH has bad quality on this because of the way they get the audio

[Adamiskew]

that was funny

[Radude88]

Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread In 1928!

(not really though. it's pretty good)

[recycler1234]

amY FEET SMELL

[Foolishdestruction]

Funny Strait Up

[kurt252]

crap sounds

[DiscoUnicorn]

I know...I couldn't understand half of what he said. The mic is crap.

[realbram]

Wow, talk about an easy croud

[GtheMVP]

Stand up is always better live, prob has more to do with alcohol.

[nick11927]

you would swear laugh track lol

[skillzombie6]

this guy rules :D

[boardsdecanada]

stretches the joke too long, so funny first 2/3rds.

[soulshaker1]

kumail rocks!!

[Verbloten]

this guy is hilarious!

[jetsterjinx]

nice work...

[iChris2D]

too much laughing

[ConorSomerz]

Fuck yes! You guys do not suck like many others :D

[Bananensaft1993]

Dito I hate watching vids with crappy audio...

[pepebuckles]

thats pretty good i like it

[igottmituns]

wow pretty damn good!

[ThePazinator]

I'm pretty sure I saw this guys stand up on Comedy Central and it was the exact same thing, but I might be mistaken.

[screwyluey789]

most comedians just make up their sets, go on tour and do them, then make up more and do the same thing.

[rocielleabigail]

hahahah I wikipedia'd the sliced bread fact. 1928, it was.

[kittykatxoxoo]

that was funny :)

[N1ntenOwned]

That was freaking hilarious!

[skatekoh]

didnt really watch cus the audio is such garbage....

[seinormexicano]

Then catch him on Live at Gotham on Comedy Central. His act is exactly the same on that show.

[goshred005]

best one yet

[zach00attack]

sliced bread aha

[ShinsekiRyu]

I saw this exact same skit almost word from word on Comedy Central recently - but still very good

[lol6478]

ahh whoo

[zoeymegmeg]

haha. nice.

wow i never really thought about this till now but that noise at the end of your videos... what is that?

[soaper4]

I'm pretty sure it's a person's voice going "hooh!"

[turkeyman94]

im pretty sure it's a gasp

[blocparty1maj]

Funny

[superchimp]

LOL!

[grimreaper123457]

"and IM FROM FUCKING PAKISTAN"

xD

[fooshfoosh]

this guy is fucking genius

[rockon4789]

it was fucking sacry and im from pakastian

[sirLEVITSKY]

omg this guy is amazing!!!! 5* dude. I have over 200 standup vids on my two accounts and this just kills man

[pyro51090]

that was quality

[xXnagromXx]

dumbass

[dlmarti]

The sound quality was bad enough to be annoying, seems like a good comedian though.

[007spoofyd]

Dude I saw him on the comedy channel!

[Xdohls]

That was so funny!

[ricardinho101]

he's bringing side-burns back ^^

[Jukeboxtcm]

This guy is hilarious!

[Travel1407]

really funny.

[greendygurl]

i love the cyclone hahahah and i know same exact recation

[cavernettes]

hahahahahah and im from fucking packistan!

[TheFPSGuide]

you have a new fan =P

[junkevin]

overused the 1927 bit but really funny

[theskiesthelimit2]

AND IM FROM FUCKING PAKISTAN!

[MetalisntEmo]

yeah i lold

[goldragon988]

This one was actually pretty good.

[infinityliger]

omg! fucking hilarious!

[187maker]

lame

[purplemonkeyelephant]

Lol

[LuminoFirewarrior]

Best CH Live yet.

[100SmilesAway]

okay this is definitely their best live. i didnt want to want it when it shwer up in my subscriptions because it was a live, but im glad i did ; )

[hoddans]

Easily the hardest I have laughed at CH Live! Great job Kumail Nanjiani.

[maveriksword]

i bet hes funny, but i can hear a thing hes saying because of the damn crowd! its really distracting