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  • I mean if I was Mario

  • If she was sucking on his dick I would just piss in her mouth I was Mario

  • sounds like it was voiced by the chipmunks LOL

  • Really stupid I hope your mother is smart

  • i thought it was over only 30 secs into it lol

  • 4 parts cracked me up

    Wario dancing

    Peachs panties Ending to mario 2 bloopers

    Bowser saying "oh sh!t"

  • Cool

  • Sweet ass

  • XD 4:04 Toad is bald and at 6:46 THE SUN LAUGHS LOL

  • Wario's chipmunk laugh was hilarious :D

  • 1:36 Mario has the weirdest boner!

  • 6:23 ...I couldnt...... STOP LAUGHTINGG XDXDXDXDXDDDD!\\\e@$#@ONE11!!

  • 1:21 IMA IRE MA LAZOR BLLLLAAARRRGGGHHHH

  • hey, y cant i do wut mario did in 1:07??? that would be awesome

    TT_TT

  • THANK YOU MARIO FOR RESCUING ME AND LETS GO TO MY CASTLE AND FUCK ME LIKE A BEAST!!!! lol xDDD

  • this is epic!!!!!!!!!

  • Man, how funny. This just makes the original so much funnier.

    Alright, where's the dislike button...

  • xD 

  • Holy Crap, One word LOL!

  • Oh shit.

  • XDDDD

  • is there an origional??

  • i don't like SMB2 bloopers...you don't listen corectly theyoshi sound: CUI CU!

  • MUTHAF@#$ER (BOOM)

  • 建尘冚延猋春風戈壁㤈孨豳蚩宀丿卂

  • can you post finding emo?

  • peach sounds like a rat lol

  • the real one is betre than this: no lol ;(

  • 03:19 birdo is like yoshi's wife and luigi didi have her son and yoshi did'nt like it.........LOL

  • Eye. Liek. Bewbeez.

  • I. Liek. Bewbeez.

  • WTF 0.0

  • WTF 0.0

  • Mama Mia.........Mother F*cker! Awesome.

  • Yes i know but its still funny

  • so funny amazing

  • OMG 4:47 I've been like a stone to see this O_o

  • 4:22 O_o Peach panties xD

  • I agree with weegee at 3:35. That had of been fun.....Waht? Dont look at me like that!

  • Omg theres no top comment?!?

    Quick find something funny!

  • Well a friend directed me here to many bad words

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • how did you do this on windows movie maker?

  • How do I do the cheat at 4:30?

  • does anyone know what the music at 3:25 is (from)? it sounds too sweet, and it just fit perfectly to that scene... especially because it's a love-drama involved xD

  • hi_ãnYonë_wÄñNA_chàt_wÏth_mÈ_ì­_féél_so_lÒñÈlY_tØDäy∟

  • this video made me leget cry while laughing so hard

  • 1:11 FATALITY!!

  • awesome kids website,kiddieskingdom.info

  • that retard sped it up

  • @xemonkey This is what you get for not reading the description, not knowing why they did something.

  • Whats it called the 2nd mario game , where his digging carrots or what the heck it is ?

  • @michael4sumaher Super Mario Bros 2/Super Mario USA

  • lol

  • Fuck XD

  • What the hell...

  • 1:15 lmao

  • cool

  • I've seen these bloopers but your speeding them up makes it a whole lot fucking funnier.

  • 3:12 XD

  • Cool:D i think it's one of the best bloopers! thx for upload:D

  • coole sache

  • Mama Mia! :D

  • The 2nd one was WAY too funny! Is it wrong that naked Peach turned me on? (I'm a girl)

  • 4:18 - 4:29 That was just....bonerific. No...no I can't say that....um...that was...ah mamma f*cker I'm gonna go with bonerific. :) Time to replay that scene.

  • 0:45 Eeeii!!

  • i dont want to spam this, and no this is not spam, but i made a video of mario on an acid trip and i want to promote it without paying you tube to promote it for me with is bullshit,so if you are interested in super mario bros. with trippy effects and stuff,please come to my channel and watch it.thanks.

  • It sounds like the Chipmunks are dubbing it.

  • ZOMG THE MOST FUNNIEST THING EVA!

  • 1:09 to 1:11 epic jump :D

  • funny happy mario :-D

  • The scream on 1:03 is FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Lol this was so funny xD

  • lmao. props on this video 

  • @TheTaintedAssassin no actually its the first super smash bros. for n64

  • At 0:13 what game is it?

  • @TemySadlyAngryLovely super smash bros brawl

  • @TemySadlyAngryLovely U R THE MOST IDIOT PERSON I EVER SEEN

  • @jangoos99 Oh I know it is Super Mario, but I didn't remember that it was Super Smash Bros.... Excuse me....

  • 3:35-3:36 hhahahahah

  • I stopped at scene number 2.

  • Mario just shot the Chipmunks!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THT WUS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

    MAMA FUCKA!!! XD

  • Peach is naked alooot of times. It's kinda creepy.

  • Britney Spears Song xDDD

  • if you lesten closely between 1:59-2:02, it sounds like the sound effect from super mario sunshine

  • nice work, thats epic^^

  • Mario took peaches boner LOL

  • @frawleysean1 she was like MAMA FUCKER T^T

  • muy bueno

  • MAMA FUCKA!!

  • The voices are so funny!!

  • lol on 1:00

  • 4:41 WTF ?

  • dude, i seriously felt a heart attach coming on by watching this.

  • hahahaha awesome!!! ☆★☆★☆ stars!!

  • Wtf lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol 1-up 4:30

  • toads pants at 7:50

  • xD Nice Work xD

  • Loved it.

  • I need to find my Nintendo 64

  • #LOL

  • LOL

  • Hey guys

  • Howdyou do fastfoward?

  • bowser: oh $@*!

    LOl

    XD

  • mamma mia O shit mario kill tode

  • wet dream xDDDD

  • show us the link of the original

  • niiice^^

  • 2:20 toad's squeaked scream aaaaaaa!!!!!! LOL ^-^

  • lol and omg

  • ?!?!?!

  • the first game when u are in space whayt game is that? :O

  • O_O what happen here 4:25

  • @agent77100 that was condum

  • funny

  • Just wait until your vid has Reached 700,000 maybe by the end of the month USSEmpire.

  • the name is super mario! if peach named Prinsess peach and luigi Super Luigi, then you do it good in a Video. but its funny fast!

  • lol

  • A thong

  • .... sin comentarios como lo vea alguien pequeño...

  • lol luigis flagpole hit mario on the head

  • 4:39 um....OMG HAX

  • LMFAO!! 2:20 XDD!!!

  • these are hella stupid

  • LOL XD

  • wow wat a dream

  • ZOMFG!!!!!..... toad IS BALD!!!!!! LOL

  • WHATS THE FIRST GAME THEY SHOW!???

  • This video is overused

  • ........................XD

  • Ive been watching this since i was 10

  • whats the song at 4:40

  • Britney Spears "Baby, One More Time"

  • y not make newgrounds a goal not to do all those

    swears

  • that was awesome, lots of yuks! funny funny ha ha

  • 1:03 funny! HAHA!! LOLOL!

  • i love it haahhahaahah

  • epic :D

  • lmao wtf?

  • that...i SWEAR...is THE funniest thing i have seen in a LONG time

  • lol i love super marios on nintendo

  • LOL!

  • PERVERT

  • lol, the mask and the music - classic

  • Random and creepy..

  • U cant really call it a "USS EMPIRE" production if you didnt make the vid it self u fag

  • Agreed.

  • Wrong you fucking moron

  • so funny i like the part where he thought he blew up the fish

  • 1:15

    lulz

  • "Lets Go To My Castle And Fuck Me Like A Beast"

    XD my favorite line

  • the fucking fish is a maple panius!

  • LOL

  • I liked the part when he said MAMA F*****!

  • is it just me or does toads vest look like a bra?

  • 6 This Fucking Wind

    7 The Fucking Fish

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  • 7:40 hahaha too funny would be even funnier if it was in a game!

  • hahahahahahahahahaahhaha, zelda references....

  • This is fucking great!!

  • lmao at the mask reference

  • Funny... lol

  • lol number 1 is funny the wet floor XD

  • sennnsacional

  • i love the mamma fucker!

    X'D LOL

  • 4:04!!! holy .... that was awesomE!! cant stop laughing

  • ive actually seen the smb bloopers one on ng its one of my faves

  • this is awesome

  • pretty good. how did yuo film it?

  • He didn't. This... was stolen!!

    ...(Does not matter though. Great Vid.)

  • Cant..Stop....laughing......

  • 1:25 flag pool fail xD

  • HAAAAAAAAAHAHA..!!! well done