January 2010 Win-a-pipe contest: Yo Pipe is So Big jokes

[robbiemac13]

I know I am too late for the contest, but I couldn't resist. I love your videos pipefriendchs, you are a true aficionado willing to pass on your knowledge. Keep it up!

[robbiemac13]

Your pipe is so big if you ever quit smoking you could rent it out as a spare room, hardwood floors included.

Your pipe is so big you cannot smoke it in California due to their strict emissions laws.

Your pipe is so big it picks on other pipes on the playground.

Your pipe is so big you reduce local fire hall's readiness, as they're always at your house thinking it's a 5 alarm blaze.

Your pipe is so big every native reservation in your area thinks you are wanring them of an attack.

[bigcountry1903]

is that a tin of some kind of tobacco if so what kind if it isn't what is it if you dont mind me asking

also i know i am late but i just saw the video but anyway heres one

yo pipe so big hobos crowd around it for warmth tell me what you think?

[PipeFriendCHS]

Some Japanese brand. Funny joke!

[MrNevahl]

Yo pipe is so big...it's the reason Sarah Palin went rogue...

Yo pipe is so big...Hillary Clinton wants it to be her running mate in 2012...

Yo pipe is so big...James Cameron gave it a cameo appearance in Avatar

[MrNevahl]

Yo pipe is sooo big...Bill O'Reilly is convinced that it is part of a worldwide liberal conspiracy to make America communist...because with a pipe as big as yours, soon, it will absorb all other pipes, leading to a massive "sharing" of the pipe....And as soon as everyone in America is smoking the same pipe...well, lets just say that that's how the USSR was founded...

[MlleThao]

your pipe is so big, your fat mama thought it was a toilet and shitted in it!

[zero2135anity]

"Yo pipe so big, lesser pipes gather underneath it for shade."

Cheesy, I know, but I can't help but laugh as I imagine the emissary from 300 saying the arrows bit. (Our arrows will blot out the sun. Then we shall fight in the shade.)

Cheers.

[dorklove951]

yo pipe is so big, so biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig that not even Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton,Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Jenna Jameson nor any of the girl's from mtv's reality show jersey shore could fit it in their mouths :)

[dorklove951]

your pipe is so big, that chuck norris didnt smoke it.... it smoked chuck norris...... :)

[dorklove951]

yo pipe is so big, so biiiiiiiiiig, that it made nba's very own shaquille o'neal look like gary coleman :)

[dorklove951]

yo pipe is so big, that all the nfl teams rushed it thinking that was the "super bowl" :)

[fronij]

yo pipe so big that when you smoke it yo chimney gets jealous

[ilieklolcatz]

Hm... How about...

Your pipe is so big, your country has to buy carbon credits every time you smoke it.

Sorry if something like this has been posted before, I didn't go through all the trouble of reading all those comments.

[zackblack1387]

your pipe is so big that Ron Jeremy is jealous out it.

[Pipefan2009]

Your pipe is so big, it would take an Avatar to smoke it.

[Pipefan2009]

Your pipe is so big, it could smoke us!!!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Howdy, may I ask, what is the deadline for posting a video for this contest?

[PipeFriendCHS]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams Jan 31 2010

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@PipeFriendCHS Oh cool, thank you. My sons camera broke so I can' t make it now until we get something new. Cheers, Kel

[zxswq1]

Yo Pipe is so big, Yo momma got lost inside.

[zufar10]

yo pipe is so big that even superman is having a hard time lifting it.

[IXIBobOhIXI]

Yo pipe is SO big that you use 100 year old evergreens as pipecleaners and your reamer is the Tunnel boring machine!

Yo estate pipe is so big that the government had to pass probation in the 20's so you could give it a salt and alcohol treatment!

Yo pipe is so big it can only be lit with a British Columbian forrest fire!

[joshskorton]

Yo pipe is so big Chuck Norris couldn't smoke it, and he once out smoked the Great Chicago Fire, twice.

[catholicwriterbry]

Your pipe is so big, I mistook the stem for Route 66, and the bowl for the Grand Canyon!

[jazzbassists77]

Yo pipe is so big, Pipefriend Won't even smoke it.

[PipemanAustria]

Yo Pipe is so big that it has its own gravitation

[PipeSmokingBlues]

Yo pipe is so big, Fangorn forest from Lord of rings heard of its creation, and now you got some angry briar tree's comin to kick your door down!!!

[Baelios]

I'd love to leave a video comment but i dont have a camera =P.  Anyways here goes.

Yo pipe is so big you need government funding to fill it.

Yo pipe is so big it attracts objects from space.

Yo pipe is so big that birds try to nest in it.

Yo pipe is so big it needs bariatric surgery.

that last one may be seen as a bit rude... so i apologize in advance.

[melodicgrace]

Your pipe is so big even your mama can't smoke it.

[GasperHart]

your pipes so big fire trucks respond to your house every time you light it.

your pipes so big they can see the cherry burning from space.

your pipes so big you need a fire pit permit just to light it.

your pipes so big you can use it as a beer mug.

your pipes so big the kids use it to roast marshmallow's

[loveofmarley99]

yo pipe is so big.... it takes a tabacco field to pack it and a gas station to light it.

[kissphantom05]

That's no pipe . . . it's a space station!

[Retropact]

Yo Pipe is so big...God created it, and on the seventh day, He rested.

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big..... the people of NED would rather buff its stem than worry about the 2010 world cup.

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big.... Jerry Jones just offered 25 million to show it to supersized Texans

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big..... you probably think this joke is about you

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big.... the grain pretends to be straight to maximize its marketing opportunities.

[khomeinist]

Your pipe is so big.... It contains a worm-hole leading to the largest remaining stash of Balkan Sobranie

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big and bent..... I think Bubba Clinton is blushing

[khomeinist]

You pipe is so big.... St. James Parrish erected a statue in its honor

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big..... it takes a bundle of sticks to ream its dark chamber

[khomeinist]

Yo pipe is so big.... I wouldn't puff on it with Anderson Cooper's mouth

[DaedricLavaWhiskey]

yo pipe is so big yo that it takes half the forest to make it

[KnoTalive515]

Yo' pipe is so big you use a tree-stump just to tamp it.

[PipeLawyer]

Your pipe is so big, CBS wants to film next year's season of "Survivor" inside the bowl.

[C5Rigzz]

Yo pipe is so big Ron Jeremy won't return your calls.

Yo pipe is so big Tokyo was once destroyed by it.

Yo pipe is so big it's considered a load-bearing structure.

[Simbul]

Yo pipe so big, it makes women stop and stare. NO THE OTHER PIPE!!!!

[falcon02012]

Yo pipe so big you need to takeout a second mortgage to fill it.

Yo pipe so big you need forklift to hold it

Yo pipe so big you need a license from environmental protection agency .

Yo pipe so big it give a whole new meaning to holy smoke.

[VengefulAbeus]

Yo pipe is so big you got a grilling at Copenhagen for the emissions, you have to start smoking half bowls by 2012.

[Joedirt099]

Your pipe is so big, hobbits throw their rings in it.

[joshuadkisner]

Yo Pipe is so bag that you use Florida as a Tamp.

[AbdullaDXB]

Your pipe is so big they use it as particle accelerator at Cern :D

[AbdullaDXB]

Your pipe is so big that it has its own blog :D

[ring088]

DAMN thats a huge pipe

[Joedirt099]

Your pipe is so big that God told Noah, "don't bother with building another ark, the pipe will have more than enough room."

[miket163]

Yo pipe is so big, Donald Trump moved in and said he is living quite comfortably!

[spyderco16]

yo pipe is so big, one puff caused waterwold

[pipesmoker67]

Yo pipe is Soooo Big..... you gonna have to relax yo gage reflex just to buff it.

[pipesmoker67]

Yo pipe is So Big.....it's name should be ' Long Bong Silver'

[PipeFriendCHS]

lol

[KilianTheLeprechaun]

Yo, Yo' pipe is SO BIG-- "How Big Is It?"--Yo' pipe is SO BIG, Rosie O'Donnell uses it as her bath tub.

[spyderco16]

yo pipe is so big, it caused the great depression

[olive0drab0fad]

oh that's so good!

[spyderco16]

yo pipe is so big, godzilla runs for cover

[AmaneMisaMisa666]

Beautiful huge pipe! :D

[PipeFriendCHS]

Where have you been my beautiful muse?

[AmaneMisaMisa666]

Here all the time doing stuff for school, you made me blush! :)

[highwayonestrat]

your pipe is so big, chuck norris couldn't smoke it!

[Preddykins]

Your pipe is so big, you're actually trying to smoke out of London's sewer system. And that's not tobacco.

[PipeFriendCHS]

Your pipe is so big that Sarah Palin can see it from her house in Alaska

[tobaccoburner]

Your pipe is so big it was spotted in the latest Carrie Prejean sex tape.

[CallMeCapta1n]

Oh my god, that is the funniest one yet! Why are you even having a contest if you have all the best ones? lol

[wageiloba]

your pipe is so big that it could swallow all the spams u recieve relating to it.

[wageiloba]

your pipe is so big that themapper wants to get it at all costs :))

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it influences the tides

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

LOL

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big you have to pay a mortgage on it

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big you need a wagon to carry it.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big, you're not allowed to bring it as a carry-on during a flight.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it's hard to keep your balance

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big, the studio insisted on releasing it in two parts.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big you have to get someone from the future to light it for you.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big, it gets harpooned whenever you go swimming in the ocean.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Funny!

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big, it was once overthrown in a military coup. It's now known as the "democratic republic of your pipe"

your pipe is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and "your pipe"

[nowrax]

your pipe is so big ships go the wrong way if you smoke it on the cost

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big, it won't even return spielberg's calls.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

ROTFLMAO

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big people bungee jump from it.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big you can jog around the bowl for exercise.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it has snow on the top all year 'round.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it was the first thing spain claimed when they came to the new world.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it has it's own map projection

[kalli199]

Yo pipe is so big it makes even PipeFriendCHS drop his jaw!

:P

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it has it's own zip code!

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big there's a homeless family living under it.

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it got through college 2 years ahead of you!

[TheMapper]

your pipe is so big it was mistaken for a forest fire!

[mushrmhd6661]

hey smokeringspipedreams Damn? was all of that nessassary?

[bigfootuk82]

i think he wants to win!

[bigfootuk82]

your pipe is so big they had to cut down half a forest to make it.

[bretona]

Your pipe is so big, the WCS chained themselves to it.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it makes women swoon!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it made Long John Holmes feel enadequate!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it made Ron Jeremy blush!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it has it's own passport!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it needs it's own seat on airplanes!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it requires two computer screens to view it online!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it's ashes require their own sanitary land fill!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big if I tried to puff it, the back of my head would cave in!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big when you take a puff outside, small birds are inadvertently sucked into the bowl!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big when you take a puff the walls inside your house bow inward!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big that you smoked it in London only once and the fog is there to this day!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big the smoke is causing global warming!!!!!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big if you had two of them, you could use 'em for snow shoes!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big the smoke blots out the sun!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big the smoke is often mistaken for an erupting volcano!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, before you smoke it, you have to file an environmental impact statement!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big when you knock the ashes out of it, it registers 8.5 on the Richter scale!

[radio213]

hahahaha the scared asian ppl voices was the funniest shit, thats a funny pic

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it's got it's own zip code!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big you have to carry it in a back pack when you go on vacation!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big you need to hire a chimeny sweep just to clean it!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big your mama uses it for an ice cream scoop!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big you need to use a pie pan for a tamper!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big you need a dump truck to tip those ashes!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big that it even makes my big fat Irish head look small!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, when you're not smokin' it you could wear it for a HAT!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big that in New England they could use it as a bed warmer! (Only a former antique dealer would know what this means)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big you don't need to turn the furnace on in the winter time!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, the fire department uses it for practice burns!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, it's considered a weapon in most countries!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, they needed to file and enviromental impact statement just to cut down the tree it was made from!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, when it's lit the coal can be seen from space!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, you need a blow torch just to light that sucker!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big there are little people inside it toasting marshmellows around the fire!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big that south american indian tribes worship it as a GOD!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big it needs it's own set of training wheels!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big when you're at the beach people use it for shade!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, you could use it for a Kayak!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, when you're not smoking it you use if for a jacuzzi!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Your pipe is so big, when you smoke around your house, you REALLY smoke around your house!

[CigarFriendCali]

Yo, your pipe is so big, baldpipeguy from youtube wants to make a video with you.

Yo, your pipe is so big, bear bars across the world, let you in free because we all know, bears like big pipes.

[CigarFriendCali]

Yo, your pipe is so big, you must like big cocks.  Oh wait. It all makes sense now.

[KnoTalive515]

Your pipe is so big your neighbor called the fire department to put it out.

Your pipe is so big your fat mother uses it for her furnace.

Your pipe is so big that I really don't even need to come up with a joke. Honestly, what exactly are you compensating for?

[toast1125]

Your pipe is so big, it smokes you!

[sportser37]

yo pipe is so big that when you inhale it causes your carbon foot print to double

yo pipe is so big that Bono had a save the forest movement after he saw you video of you smoking it.

yo pipe is so big that when you fly on a business trip you have to check it as luggage

[CigarFriendCali]

Yo, your pipe is so big, you probably have a small penis, or small bank account. So which is it Killbill?

Yo, your pipe is so big, it must have cost a fortune. While you spent half a dime on that monster, another child just died from starvation in a third world country.

Yo, your pipe is so big, the back of your teeth must look like the inside of a chimney from all that carbon puffing a giant like that.

[PipeFriendCHS]

Yo, in regards to your first statement: I thought driving a big Hummer that indicated a small penis and not a big pipe? :-)

Yo, in regards to your second point: It is valid and I might make a video on this. I do give a lot of money to equal civil rights and, but nothing to hungry people :-(

Yo, in regards to your third comment: You make a good point here: To avoid this, I have 4 dental cleaning appointments a year to hopefully keep the teeth decent

[windbag1980]

Your pipe is so big I was looking for the handle to flush it!

Your pipe is so big that you don't smoke English...you smoke England!

[dighsx]

Your pipe is so big anti-smoking protesters huddle around it to stay warm

Your pipe is so big you have to hire a chimney sweep to clean it

Your pipe is so big little kids toast marshmallows over it

[Zooltarstingworth]

I've heard a wide range of "yo mama" jokes, including "yo mama's so fat," and "yo mama's so stupid," among others. I was wondering, what would you think of other variants like "yo pipe is so small" or "yo pipe is so old" or "yo pipe is so dirty" (or others)?

[PipeFriendCHS]

Let's start with pipe too big

[masurferkidd]

your pipe so big, a hobo tried to use it as a stove

[ohzmigod]

Yo pipe is so big, it has a little pipe moon encircling it.

yo pipe is so big, it doubles as keg tap.

[TheSilentFool]

Yo pipe so big, that when you turn yo head you gotta shout "fore!" to warn all the people near by.

[Essy7887]

Yo pipe so big that Tiger Wood's girlfriend gave it to him instead of a new golf club

[Kaje202]

Yo pipe is so big mario tried to jump down it to get to the mushroom kingdom

[bleedingxhearts2]

yo pipe is so big, when you walk down the street with it people scream GODZILLA!!!

yo pipe is so big, you walked through the forest with it and smokey the bear had a heart attack.

yo pipe is so big, the last time you emptied the ash you killed the dinosaurs.

yo pipe is so big the sun is your lighter.

[Chakotaysmack]

the sun is your lighter! that;s good!

[genericsoul]

got one... video to be posted as soon as tomorrow or saturday....

[GothamCitySmoker]

What kind of tobacco is that with the warning? A tobacco exchange with Taiwan perhaps? Cheers.