"Oh I'm sorry! I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port only 2 metres wide. That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet. Do you have an any idea what that's going to do to my credit?"?
Bingo-- the whole show is grown men playing with standard action-figure dolls.
That's why nobody watches it-- it's interesting for about five minutes, then it's just the same animated action-figures making lame jokes, usually ones made from cartoons that most people have ever even heard of.
@SovereignStatesman If you don't think that this is funny... please tell me that you thought LESS of what Family Guy "attempted" to do to Star Wars... was even less so than this.
I never said that this wasn't funny. I'm talking about their satires of things that most have never seen, and the jokes are lame on top of that.
As for Family Guy's Star Wars-- yeah it sucked total ass... mainly because McFarlane can't make funny jokes without some manatee-determined cut-away scene, and of course Star Wars parody didn't allow for that.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting serious coms it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
"Now get your 7 foot 2" asthetic ass back here,or im gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamamay or Panda bear whatever the hell her name was!"
Now get your 7 foot 2 asthmatic ass back here, or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about padamame or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name was!
Panda Bear lol
HisShadow 43 minutes ago
this is probably the best sketch ever on robot chicken
cowboyzsuk81 1 hour ago
Quagmire.......
gabbisnow 1 hour ago
"Go for Papa Palpitine!" lmao
xXD3SP3RADOXx 17 hours ago
lol panda bearXD
whitexninja2 1 day ago
I peed my pants at the end when he said I love you
89LEGOLOVER 1 day ago
"So I threw the senate at him." lmfao
Hyacinthesis 2 days ago
@JediGrandmaster99 Man youre and idiot
milkshakesvideos 2 days ago
woow nice movies how did you make them what programme you use?
JediGrandmaster99 2 days ago in playlist Best Of Robot Chicken Star Wars
@JediGrandmaster99 First day on the internet?
CaptainSpadaro 1 day ago
The emperor sounds like Quagmire from Family Guy. :D
Kurzland 2 days ago
@Kurzland Seth MacFarlane did the voice of Palpatine for RC.
CaptainSpadaro 1 day ago
I love u 2...lol
autoshine2 2 days ago
O, geez he's crying!
Dark0Kitten 2 days ago
Thought he said illuminum falcon but its just americans with their silly pronunciation *aluminium guys Al-oo-min-ee-um practice please
DRUZZRIN12296 3 days ago
@DRUZZRIN12296 Both pronunciations are acceptable now frak off.
CaptainSpadaro 1 day ago
That awkward moment when a Sith realizes his army just got their a** kicked by the rebels....Sithception.
JHoward393 3 days ago
So the thermal exhaust port was not fully paid off yet :D
sfprivateer 3 days ago
Who is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! lol
bfurusa87 4 days ago
@bfurusa87 haha my favorite part!
Protains 3 days ago
Which Robot Chicken Star wars is this please someone answer
Masquerade112 4 days ago
@Masquerade112 the first one
NegaGandhi 4 days ago
The emperor truly is a douche
creatorofsound80 5 days ago
thumbs up if Robot Chicken should do a Super Smash Bros parody.
JHoward393 5 days ago 33
@JHoward393
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winslowpzpmdz35Cd 5 days ago
XD "I love you too."
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lol @ 2:15 Watch closely what he does right after he says "I didn't mean to snap"....lmgdao
Foolishpleazure 5 days ago
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Foolishpleazure 5 days ago
Darth Vader made 56 Youtube accounts and disliked this
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"Oh I'm sorry! I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port only 2 metres wide. That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet. Do you have an any idea what that's going to do to my credit?"?
CelesteK 1 week ago
AKA Star wars 4 1/2
benjieboyhero 1 week ago
what the hell is a millennium falcon?
whodafuckfarted 1 week ago
I think it's more like "7 foot asthmatic ass back here"
lelaki88 1 week ago
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wnsctt2 1 week ago
Coke is better than Pepsi.
TheDBZisepic 1 week ago
@TheDBZisepic sure is
crismore61 1 week ago
i would give the emperor a loan. :)
22mrsean 1 week ago
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SO I THREW THE SENATE AT HIM
lmao XD
Blue2Volf 1 week ago
What the hell is an alluminum falcon?
MingLeroy 1 week ago 97
@MingLeroy *alluminium (as its pronounced)
Nathanchooper 6 days ago
Darth Vader was a role model for asthmatics everywhere!
Debachi 1 week ago
Shut up, Meg.
fantom58 1 week ago
WTF that quagmire...
themclovin51234 1 week ago
@themclovin51234 Has to be.
Debachi 1 week ago
@themclovin51234 Seth McFarlane does some of the voice of The Emperor in Robot Chicken star wars
HUMANWIKI 1 week ago
Cherry Coke
dayjob77 1 week ago
1:23 They must have been going to Quizno's :D
LG112108 1 week ago
Who is the guy right to Mas Amedda?
felixfelicis51 1 week ago
what the hell is an aluminium falcon? lmao
orgasmdonorgg 1 week ago
"coldslaw I guess...I'm not even going to eat it" best line.
RORAMVS 1 week ago
omg i love this skit
yoohoojer 1 week ago
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CelesteK 1 week ago
SO I THREW THE SENATE AT HIM
lmao XD
Blue2Volf 1 week ago
56 people (dislike bar) drive an aluminum falcon
younoobspown33 1 week ago
oh jeez he's cry!
xonthebond50 1 week ago
l <3 u 2
MandiiMahone143 1 week ago
Panda bear lmfao.
Kestrel14242222 1 week ago
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luccieighteen 1 week ago
Robot Chicken Emperor > Original Emperor
EPR89 2 weeks ago
Go for papa palpatine
TH3M4STERM4N 2 weeks ago
what the fuck? it k\just said 72 comments click to show and the comments are from two weeks ago crazy
shooter4600 2 weeks ago
red foreman of star wars !
itswatevafools 2 weeks ago
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itswatevafools 2 weeks ago
"and whos gonna give me a loan you jackhole? you?" LOL
FunkyBear30 2 weeks ago
i want an illuminum Falcon! xD
MaggotJoko 2 weeks ago
hahahah fuckin amazing. And I don't even like star wars...
l1meyman 2 weeks ago
Palpatine sounds like Alec Baldwin here.
MovieMan1065 2 weeks ago
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"
LOL I have a shirt that says that.
CitizenKahne1015 2 weeks ago
Is that Quagmire playing Palpatine? lmao
mikemaloney3 2 weeks ago in playlist Best Of Robot Chicken Star Wars
@mikemaloney3 Now that you mention it, it does sound like him, doesn't it?
Slytherin128 2 weeks ago
This is what my boss acts like at work all the time.
explik 2 weeks ago
What the heck? This is the exact same clip as "An Empire To Run"!
UzumakiDeathbyBlood 2 weeks ago
Make the call from Darth Vader's side! PLEASE !!! XD
KA456hd 2 weeks ago 2
Try saying "Go for Papa Palpatine" as fast as he did. It's harder than you think.
Str4t0sPh3rE 2 weeks ago
seven foot two asthmatic ass, lol
draculon5 2 weeks ago
What the hell is an aluminum FALCON!!!
Warrior2915 2 weeks ago
real fucking origonal
999madgamer 2 weeks ago
what's that blue horned guys name
cialis1969 2 weeks ago
@cialis1969 mas ameda
JonesyLedZeppelin 2 weeks ago
"So I threw the senate at him." - Best line ever.
SamIAmSXE 2 weeks ago 3
is that Seth Mac voice?
rynexmkIII 2 weeks ago
I`m just dealing with a lot of crap right now....death star blown up by a bunch of F#"&%¤+& teenagers you know. I didn`t mean to snap xD
Dusty903 2 weeks ago 55
@Dusty903 You should not just make your comment a quote from the video, i feel strongly that it is not make good Youtube edicate.
SARKELA14 1 week ago
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CelesteK 1 week ago
@SARKELA14 You're right. I'm just trying to have fun with this and quote parts of this sketch that I think are funny. :)
CelesteK 1 week ago
@SARKELA14 Do you really think that i care what you think or feel? I can do whatever i want to! So take your sorry ass opinion somewhere else!
Dusty903 1 week ago
@SARKELA14 You spelled etiquette wrong.
grublet13 4 days ago
How can someone not like this video? It's a classic. Everyone needs their own Torso Lightbrite.
davidinmo1 2 weeks ago
@0:30 That's completely me.
TecaNoShinju 2 weeks ago
:D Panda me
dani77rodriguez 2 weeks ago
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why are the 2 top comments just repeats off the video playing,,,, it wasnt funny the first time round
lennypen1978 2 weeks ago
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It's amazing; Luke blows up the Death Star, and then only in the next movie Palpatine says "we have a new enemy in the Force."
Vader: "I have sensed it as well."
Yeah, really what gave it away-- when he was strong with the Force and blew up your Death Star? No, you had to "sense" it years later.
Geez, and these are the smartest guys in the galaxy... so much for the "would Star Trek win" question.
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
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SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
Out of this whole video, I am reminded I miss Cherry Coke. *sigh*
Arykai 3 weeks ago
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italia1463 3 weeks ago
Go for Papa Palpatine! lol XD
Benlowrocks 3 weeks ago
@aaronth09 it sounded like asthmetic at 1st :O
12345izaiah 3 weeks ago
Are the figurines they use the same ones you can buy at any toy store?
mysticgatekeeper 3 weeks ago
@mysticgatekeeper
Bingo-- the whole show is grown men playing with standard action-figure dolls.
That's why nobody watches it-- it's interesting for about five minutes, then it's just the same animated action-figures making lame jokes, usually ones made from cartoons that most people have ever even heard of.
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
@SovereignStatesman If you don't think that this is funny... please tell me that you thought LESS of what Family Guy "attempted" to do to Star Wars... was even less so than this.
Snowman20 2 weeks ago
@Snowman20
I never said that this wasn't funny. I'm talking about their satires of things that most have never seen, and the jokes are lame on top of that.
As for Family Guy's Star Wars-- yeah it sucked total ass... mainly because McFarlane can't make funny jokes without some manatee-determined cut-away scene, and of course Star Wars parody didn't allow for that.
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
it sounds like quagmire
iconseven1415 3 weeks ago
@iconseven1415 i think it is seth mcfarlane xD
hitmun007 3 weeks ago
@hitmun007
Yeah he talks like baby Stewie.
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
@iconseven1415 that's because seth mcfarlene does the voice for the emeperor
JokerPurp 3 weeks ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting serious coms it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a Laptop
whitlockcodie 3 weeks ago 3
Blown up by a bunch of Teenagers! Fucking Funny Shit, man!
therealKINDLE 3 weeks ago
"Now get your 7 foot 2" asthetic ass back here,or im gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamamay or Panda bear whatever the hell her name was!"
12345izaiah 3 weeks ago 23
@12345izaiah *asthmatic
Aaronth09 3 weeks ago
@12345izaiah asthmatic
VegetaOptimusCoD777 1 week ago
@12345izaiah funy part is thats true
serinalover42 1 week ago
@12345izaiah asthmatic*
xGazriel 1 week ago
Who would've figured that Quagmire was the Emperor?
mmckitr 3 weeks ago
is that seth Macfarlan voice?
deleternaci 3 weeks ago
very funny vid but excuse me while i search for @FinnLaden401's comment
RKfMaster 3 weeks ago
"PANAMAME OR PANDA BEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!!!"
xXdastardlykittyXx 3 weeks ago 2
WHO'S THEY?!?!?
frefai 3 weeks ago
damn i didnt know banks loan money to doomsday weapons now.
FlameSpyro1 3 weeks ago
.... "We'll just rebuild it.." LOL!
austrailianpirate 3 weeks ago
"Oh get me a turkey club, I'm not even gonna eat it" HAHA I love Emperor Palpatine!!!
Ricco101w 3 weeks ago 2
Best part was the Padme reference.
Vickram1O1 3 weeks ago 2
who cares? i would still eat the burnt bacon
moniemaker27 3 weeks ago
"you got a atm on that lite brite?" LOL XD
Noujou4 3 weeks ago
@Noujou4 torso lite brite
TheExpirimented 3 weeks ago
robot stupid
911reagan 3 weeks ago
who's the purple alien at the beginning of this clip?
WaxedLegs 3 weeks ago
torso lightbright lol
sbxlv1 3 weeks ago
"You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon!"
No, he just smells like hotel soap and club soda.
GhostPlanetFilms 4 weeks ago 58
This is pretty wizard
Unkyo444 4 weeks ago 43
I want the ring tone
Lays7deadlysins 4 weeks ago
i luv it!
nickmaatjes1 4 weeks ago
WHY has no one done a robot chicken star wars remix music video yet of any scene!? Theres so many choices! Like the stormtrooper Go f--k yourself.
Senyin 4 weeks ago
now just neec some Indie robot chicken specials. George Lucus, you genious son of a bitch!
FatMenDontFly 4 weeks ago
GiGIGIi DOOD
TheMixedbreedChannel 4 weeks ago
Canada dont have Cherry Coke anymore )':
Crazeemangonenat 1 month ago
do you know what this is gonna do to my credit ?!!!! hahah lol!!!
trichwrx 1 month ago
Didn't realise it was Quagmire till I read the top comment :\
SPNstarwarsgeek 1 month ago
Now get your 7 foot 2 asthmatic ass back here, or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about padamame or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name was!
MetalPatrick93 1 month ago 6
OH HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL!!!!!
giggity666999 1 month ago
funny robat chicken
mizshow57 1 month ago
DAMN IT MEG!
pinkylover75 1 month ago
"i love u too" LOL
module15 1 month ago
As great as the first time i saw it lol
ACABan88 1 month ago
real f***king original
legoboy9785 1 month ago
"What the hells an Aluminum Falcon?!" Hahaha
BMXM0NSTER 1 month ago 3
Yea seth mcfarlane does some voice acting in Robot chicken. This was one of his several sketches. And one of the funniest ones. XD
Mystic3517 1 month ago
go for Papa Palpatine!
verbalreljae 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 6
WHO'S THEYYYY looool
falloutgirl902 1 month ago
lol funny stuff
scoobybloodluv420 1 month ago
i love you too
MultiPearl007 1 month ago
hahaha...........
MegaSuperCracker 1 month ago
dats funny ass shiT yo. laugh my fawKeN aSs ofF.
MegaSuperCracker 1 month ago
how's my favourite Sith? Oh my!!!!! I love you ,too!
MrsSetoJoey 1 month ago
you can really hear Stewies voice at some point haha
eddiemetalblood1 1 month ago
"Deathstar blown up by a bunch a teenagers." kids these days.
carmeneyo 1 month ago
oh geez he's crying hahahaha
samson2328 1 month ago
"what the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
darqjade 1 month ago 38
@darqjade Who's they........
G61320US 1 month ago 2
@G61320US you got an ATM built into that chest plate LiteBrite ?
darqjade 1 month ago 2
@darqjade Don't forget asthmatic ass.....
G61320US 1 month ago
I love you to
MrCriminal1100 1 month ago
So why did Vader need to make a collect call if he has a cell?
SonJazrin 1 month ago
padamame or pandabear! LMAO
ElMakz 1 month ago
"love you too"
WebsurferSA 1 month ago
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!!!
zeldalord124 1 month ago in playlist Robot Chicken Star Wars
6t54r
MultiMarkwilliams 1 month ago
I love you too
WebsurferSA 1 month ago
-my favorite bit from the series.
Tull29 1 month ago
OH JUST REBULD IT OH THATS FUCKING ORAGINL LOL HAHAHA
TheKydogg 1 month ago
he sounds like Quagmire from Family Guy
of course DUDE its obeusly Seth MacFarlane doing the voice
TheKydogg 1 month ago
WHO'S THEY??!?! Cracks me up everytime!
mmoore0325 1 month ago 3
who's they!
thatgood58 1 month ago
I love you, too...
9000caffeinefreak 1 month ago