How Germans learn to park a Tornado

[mlaiuk]

Wicked!!!  Love it.

[bsduser07]

funny!!!!



[paranoiac789]

fucken germans I love them))

[s25007]

Come back to Canada. And bring more Beer.

[eginators34]

Germans could win a war, by only parking

[manaido]

GREAT!!!

[MassacreTotalis]

uhummm....very productive...

[AVMamfortas]

They like their beer warm.

[ekkomeh]

I just wondered if the engine swallows the cans as FOD. Silly...

[leakyspacesuit]

If I was the pilot, I'd punch the throttle for just a second.....Then the plane would drink all the beer! haha Beer FOD!

[kaunghtut]

Germans will do anything to protect their BEER!

[kinsley2108]

That shadow looked like a hitler moustache at 4:03.

[kinsley2108]

That shadow looked like a hitler moustache at 4:04.

[1BustedMyth]

WELL! that would be the first time I've seen Beer used as a training aid outside of the Army.

[Bama71J]

WTF???? pilots don't look at the marshallers... oh wait there's alcohol at stake... nvm..

[MrCleanJet]

sau geil und respekt an die Piloten so muss ein komando ablaufen.

[Ben998x]

beer after the  excercises... cool...

[TiGroKe]

the music fucks up de vid ... :(

[007camera]

sons of HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrancisJoa]

@007camera Pay attention, because if the sons of Hitler come to your Muselkopf country, we fuck you and yourr Allah in the ass. Idiot.

[007camera]

@FrancisJoa | I have fucked you and your mother , you ass hole

hitler is that one who fucked your mother .

listen you crazy ass face I am not a muslim and always remeber that your goverment is dealing with those guys whom you called sons of hitler in my country and I think they are much closer to you than me and my people ,

I would like to remind you fashit german that you owe hitler for every thing you have

fuck you ,your mother and your idea the SON OF ADOLF HITLER.

[XGCScrappy]

:D Thank goodness that no beers were harmed in the making of this video. ROFL

[Randomnick123]

This procedure is because lazy marshallers were drinking beer and they got angry if those pilots ran over the cans.

[TilmanBaumann]

Warsteiner, oh yea.

[172Baton]

Ну блин дают.

[piqueteer]

Just interested, why is there the swerve at the end? Is that showing off skill or like a proper procedure?

[marsh808]

took too long to get to something that was blowing up

[greencurrycamo]

47 people don't like good beer and jets. They're gay

[Segador128]

People who put music on video's that don't need them just need to die.

[TheBanaphsh]

awesome germans

[TammoKorsai]

Now thats how you motivate someone in uniform. :)

[MSR651]

THESE GUYS HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME

[MSR651]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dawndelver]

the song ruins this film

[glup2glup]

Ugly song, Ugly voice

[Valkmir]

@glup2glup WRONG

[Gladioter1903]

sick spoilers

[Orangebike666]

sehr gut

[ihatementals]

Luftwaffe man they still have ww2 spirit with the goofing off. is us airforce did that they be kicked outa airforce

[ihatementals]

Luftwaffe 

[IIB20VTEC]

Germans are the shit though, cant keep those people down.

[mgrrar]

Whoever said it is right...the music really sucks and is totally inappropriate.

[wilimow]

the music does not fit:(

[jonboy318ownzatDO]

im american but i love germany all the way!

Deutschland für immer!

[FrancisJoa]

Ja Jungs zeigt den Spacken von Übersee mal wie man das macht.

[deeeephouse]

..unglaublich..

[LeutnantRackow]

Die Luft über der See gehört dem MFG!

Erich Hartmann 352 aerial victories!

[UsedToFly1]

And Germany shows us once more how much they really love their beer =D

[Tarzan27400]

What is the song called ??

[TheFireFox2000]

@Tarzan27400 Eminem - without me

[jonboy318ownzatDO]

@Tarzan27400

eminem-without me

[Elthenar]

Not sure why you picked this song for this video, but I am not gonna complain.

[Rauschmann]

paderborner brühe saufen die! ^^

[Adler133792]

Badass Parking x) :)

[KingCo0pa]

Abgesehen davon dass das Bier wahrscheinlich am Ende ziemlich warm war n guter Trick :D

Mein Vater musste früher auch als er mitm LKW anfahren am Berg gelernt hat bei der Bundeswehr, seine Uhr hinter den Reifen legen :D

Die habens da schon drauf bei der BW xD

[ThayQiGER]

Ich geh zur Luftwaffe, is ja hammer chillig :D

Ihr habt definitiv zu viel Freizeit Jungs :D

[HEROofTIME1337]

Sweet. CFB Goose Bay.

[AkatsukiFreak2008]

Lol that's one way to learn to 'park' a jet

Don't crush or spill the beer!

[3lumi]

the large cans are Warsteiner, the smallest one to stop about is a "Paderborner Pilsener" the worst beer in the entire world... only sold on truck stops...

[jochen538]

@moselstein  Well old chap mine was big enough to make meine deutsche frau schwanger.

[jackiebaron]

Were they Warsteiner beer cans? Good beer. I'm in Deutschland at the moment and enjoying it. Good food, good beer and lovely friendly women who like to sing and drink and dance. It's all good.

[Lommel84]

ROOOOFFFFFLLL !!! *hust Deutschland military humor xDDDDDD (war selber bei der BW , TOP ^^ )

[Lionwolf0777]

Love military humor lol

[Pro902]

Americans could learn something from this.

[2Guys1Site]

@Pro902

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GERMANY

[dizefx]

@2Guys1Site what the fuck is wrong with you americans and all "god bles america"? GOD has other problems, something else to do than blessing america all the time. for you god was invented just to bless you, every second of your life and your country.

[mgrrar]

@dizefx You resort to foul language. That's just low-brow. You carry your prejudice in your mouth.

[sstroh08]

@Pro902 mostly just how much better our af is lol

[2010aurnob]

@Pro902 but there are a lot of other things that the world has to learn from the Americans! Come on stop hitting on the Americans.

[doubleKlutch]

@Pro902

Apparently, a lot of German nationals watch this vid and 'liked' it.

I see nothing of youtube value here. Speeding up video just screams, 'It was too boring to play at real time,' or, 'We couldn't do it any faster than that.' I'm no pilot, but I bet with practice, a Tornado could roll through a beer-can slalom without pausing. Now that would be a video worth watching.

This was just 4 mins of sitting and waiting. I've learned nothing.

Germany is awesome, but this is not representative.

[hawker800FO]

@Pro902 any pilot could do it ground assistance

[EddieTLawson]

@Pro902 they could, this video lasted 4:47 and not once did the german's kill someone on there side.

[bastiaanjong]

@Pro902 look at this one by the french: VERY LOW FLY BY!!! High speed French Dassault Mirage F1 Extremely

[ibrahimvural]

@Pro902 Hahahaah yeeah man you r so right... Respects from Turkey-Turkiye :D

[Kmagnus80]

@Pro902 What exactly would they learn? To waste time and fuel doing someting compeltely pointless. Don't get me wrong the US military can have fun and blow off some steam, but moving a fighter jet through a beer can obstacle course isn't an idication of flying skills. Maybe you canadians can learn something from this?

[cestrianvlogger]

Oh man, the tornado is my fav aircraft, well that and the ME-109

[germs95]

AHAHA! Thats mad! agagaga

[Badger071]

Salute (and prost!) to the luftwaffe and their pilots. Now and in the past. Admirable skills. Greetings aus Dänemark.

[hidri86]

drink and fly here in uk you will get 12 points in your license

[vxl788]

@hidri86 that's why they drink it AFTER having arrived all the way from germany ;)

[Tunnelforce]

Great Vid from Goose Bay Canada.

[katja7c]

lol yes they look out for the beers warsteiner and paderborner, and the flags are german on uniform and tornados so they should be germans

[ajghkasjgfklahlghalf]

If these are German's than why is there a Canadian flag at 0:25?

I'm not educated in military stuff so maybe these are planes that only German's fly or maybe these are German uniforms but I'm just saying; there was a Canadian flag there

[hirbel100]

@ajghkasjgfklahlghalf : The German Luftwaffe used to train their Tornado pilots in Goose Bay. So that's maybe where this was shot.

[johorridoh]

@ajghkasjgfklahlghalf

Because Germany flies in North America for training

[Tom87O]

@ajghkasjgfklahlghalf

Germans train a lot in north amerca, like all Nato

[hero1ooo]

@ajghkasjgfklahlghalf

German military pilots have their training in Canada ;)

[Lintflas]

@hero1ooo

They have to train in canada because there's enough airspace. It's not the canadian airforce who trains them ;-)

[hero1ooo]

@Lintflas

yes i know :)

[Donnerwagen]

Its all about beer !

The german way of live.

[rumble0nthebeach]

Sorry who will strat WW3? The Germans? Sorry guys but Bush started WW3 and we are in the middle of it! We already started 2 wars and we learned out of this. USA has war against terror, war against oil (BP) war against everything. The funny thing is, if you ask an American citizen where Irak is, they don't know! They don't even know that Irak had nothing to do with Al Kaida. Sorry guys, when I read that sh*t below I really had to make this comment. (the comment from Rucksacksepp is stupid!)

[fileupdates]

Ze Germans love ze Beer

[kotapaka]

Aren't these planes a bit slow?

[SMJeOma]

@kotapaka hell no on ground level its one of the fastest

[Naduah72]

come on guys ;) you all jealouse that you cant park a jet like those guys ;>

[fastuned]

ok, now let me see the "U-turn" and the driven license is yours...

[Jensemann88]

Ist das das AG 51 "I" ??

[TopGun2309]

@Jensemann88

Dass ist das JaboG 33 aus Büchel beim GAFTIC 2002 in Goose Bay . Und was du hier siehst ist auch nur ein Teil aus einem 33 Min. Film. Der ganze Film st einfach nur der Hammer und einfach nur sehenswert ;-)

[Jensemann88]

@TopGun2309 Echt^^! Wie heißt der Film denn und wo krieg ich den :P!!

[christos200]

now that's some skill

[PhrynosomaTexas]

Germans will take any opportunity to drink a beer. I served there. Anytime the Germans were off for holiday, we were off. The Germans had a lot of days off for drinking ;-)

[tisom2]

Tornado

[KrassChriss]

lol im german :D thats very nice xD German beer the best^^ oh no, i dont drink beer, im only 14. But german beer is the best, isnt it??? :))

[TylorDurden4]

@KrassChriss yes is so

[lesleyhenriquez]

@KrassChriss Pfff. 14 I was on hard liqour and xtc already. You have some catcing up to do.

[flchange]

5 stars!!!!

[CCWaffen]

. . . if Herman could see Luftwaffe pilots now . . .

[Fremder5]

hardest working country ever ^^

einfach froh hier leben zu dürfen :)

[kotbrot]

@Fremder5 hardest working? you probably haven't heared of asian countries then xD

[Fremder5]

@kotbrot it was a joke, lol usually i mean the lazyst country ^^

[matter142]

as a former LST i gotta say that was funnier that sh*t they musta been bored as f*ck

[robrob2142]

Paderborner kann einfach viel! xD

Badass parking.

[MegaWolfsong]

sehr gut gemacht Jungs,Ihr habt Euch euer Bier reichlich verdient! ;-)

[haz697]

probably the most 4:46 minutes i have wasted in my life, well actually, apart from the time i watched a bird fly and fly and fly.

[ZoeSiobhanKent]

germans are fucking faggits they touch me and my balls while sucking hitlers tit

[Zahgurim85]

Nope...

but I would enjoy to beat up your face while putting my foot in your ashole, little sucker :)

Mann, kaum steht "German" in irgendnem Video, meinen Pisser sämtlicher Nationen ihren angelernten Hass gegenüber Deutschen anmerken zu müssen.

Meistens sinds dann 13 jährige, die sich bei meinem Anblick einscheißen, selbst wenn sie zu siebt sind...

[XxTinkerbellxX890234]

@Zahgurim85 for some strange reason i thnk Zahgurim85 is german and doesnt want to admit to us that there im going to fucking kill everyone army is becoming weak:)

[XxTinkerbellxX890234]

@XxTinkerbellxX890234 ment stupid:P

[MrTischstuhl]

@Zahgurim85 ich geb dir da mal vollkommen recht! 

[damianneff81]

@Zahgurim85 so schauts mein Guter, so schauts!

[TheRedge12]

@Zahgurim85 also ich bin österreicher und habe nix gegen deutsche^^

[Ruchsacksepp]

sauber jungs

[Rick2010100]

Die haben sich ihr Bier verdient - they have earned ther beer

[midwesthustle1]

That's Bad ASS!!!!

[rubencarvalheiro]

LOLOL sehr gut indeed eheheh

[TheLampi10]

outstanding:-P

[jochen538]

Geil! Who says the germans don't have a sense of humor? Wunderbar.

[volodymyrm1]

@jochen538 idk about sense of humor but i know their bmws are awesome!!! lol

[hannibalsmith1004]

doch ich glaub auch^^, bei 0:52 die erste dose is glaub paderborn und die zweite is warsteiner

[ZaporojitZ]

this is german.

[hannibalsmith1004]

don´t drink and drive, just drink and fly ^^

[superpilotdude]

not bad. ;-)

[Karrypto12]

voll cool

[DramaticPrairieDog]

sehr gut!

[airplane82]

shit ya thats how its done!! seeing as didnt crush the beer cans they may as well drink em!! lol

[Bartipapi]

At least they learn it :D:D

Friggin' funny. :D

[fearmankiller]

wtf?

[ballennick33]

hail germany!

[Dainanashi]

@Vegatus1984 der is doch selber deutsch...

[terzma]

ich würd sagen: verdammt gute deutsche wertarbeit ;)

[adlerzwei]

geil GO Luftwaffe GO

[Hasomatie]

Learn. English. First.

[derdavorn]

@Hasomatie fuck you lern du doch deutsch du hurensohn !!!

[cypris2002]

dude dont repond to idiots like that its a waste of time. people like him are just retarded and dont know anything about other countries

[Bikiniland354]

you are a IDIOT!

[MrAvia112]

aahhahaha! cool Germans

[dabigyack]

Ja man deutschen sind die besten!

[Saefti]

It's the beer. No german citizen would EVER waste a can of beer =)

[ezzener]

@Saefti Nice. We have a saying in my region. It's "Lieber Frau und Kind erschossen, als ein Tropfen Bier vergossen!" Translated, it would be "Better shot your wife and child, than spill a drop of beer!" But I think this won't characterize our whole country.

[ezzener]

@ezzener Memo an mich selbst: Schau erst nach ob der User dem du schreibst nicht vielleicht aus Deutschland kommt -.-

[SpencerMancer]

@ezzener wasn scheiß gelaber

[ezzener]

@SpencerMancer  fu

[Nille006]

easy, just change autopilot settings to beercans

[starlionblue]

LOL! I think they were scared into parking correctly. There would probably be a beatdown if the pilot accidentally ruined the precious beer!

[rechtsmelder]

thats german the accurateXD

[Apoctank]

after what we did for both west and east germany in post WW2 and cold war, they have no reason to attack us, we're allies now

[DonButzemann]

god bless america! the world police!

*patsch.patsch.patsch*

[Alofat]

@Apoctank Would you mind telling me what exactly "you" did for East Germany?

[Apoctank]

@Alofat we sent shitloads of money and ended up unifying them

[Apoctank]

@Alofat we sent shitloads of money and ended up unifying them and btw way to respond to a three month old comment...

[Alofat]

@Apoctank 3 months and so what? And no, "you" didn't send money and your government slept through the process that ended in the reunification but thx for playing anyway.

[lesleyhenriquez]

@Apoctank They are still Germans, and will still start WW3. It is ze German way.

[SheepFromDaHell]

@lesleyhenriquez racist... the germans got a democracy and just help other countrys to defend or something else... think about it... i think, that the russian or maybe the americans begin the WWIII but not germany..

[lesleyhenriquez]

@SheepFromDaHell How am I racist? My mother is German (Ok Wolga German, but still) and I'm telling you: they have a Masterplan. They will start WW3 and lose it. It's what they do.

[Ruchsacksepp]

@lesleyhenriquez omg u are so smart this will happen 4 shizzle!!11