@MultiBelle22 Depends. The stereotypical chivalrous knight actually wore really heavy armour and thus had to ride horses. The were already so heavy, they couldn't move at all, so sword weight could vary.
@MultiBelle22 It depends on how strong you are. If you do a lot of weight lifting / sword fighting you're going to get used to it, but for me (I've just started medieval sword fighting) a normal longsword is really heavy. Doesn''t feel *that* heavy at first, but after doing some moves & keeping it lifted for some time? You really start to feel it.
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A real knight would not kill a peasant, but he would cut the throat in a way which would do no harm so that the peasant thinks he is dying and forfeits all his money... look at Codex Wallerstein... the manual German knights would have trained by.
XD someone wrote a story about the personifications of the UK *their brothers*, and they all decided to freak out the rest of the nations in a meeting by singing this song and wearing the costumes, but the poor teddy bear met a different fate XD it was hilarous
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@RougeWinters :) next time i go i'm gonna sing 'Devorced beheaded and died' when the guy dresses up as henry VIII does the random talk about his wives!
@RougeWinters haha! Me and my sister where singing the plague song when we went to the london dungeons, and me and my friend sang llama farmer on the bus, annd me and my other friend sanh the heirogliphics song when we went trick or treating!! I seam to sing allot of horrible histories in random moments too! :D
@MissMalfoy77 haha lol :)
JJBinxyboo 4 hours ago
i dont think they're knights
pokepat124 1 day ago
One word: hahahahahahaha!
jazzzyy13 1 day ago
And i would fight a bear... well, maybe a teddy bear.... OH i cant!!
dvincentish 1 day ago
are you sure they are REALLY knights? still funny though.
prakasho 4 days ago
Lol! 1:54 Anyway! Peasants pong! Ughhhh!
discowilma 1 week ago
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Lol
EpicMinecraftGuy100 1 week ago
I love this song so much, Mats' so adorable :D
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JamBoy0812 1 week ago
i forgot the lyrics
Prijman6666666 1 week ago
I'm a medieval reenactor, and I find this video... hilarious! XD This will be my song in our next camp! I'm a knight, I'm a knight, I'm a knight...
Nereidhar 1 week ago
43 people aren't knights!
Cucumber8855 1 week ago
:fuckyea: I love Horrible Histories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :trollface:
12345678915974 1 week ago
whos the knight in the middle during the chorus?
Lwis2 1 week ago
@Lwis2 Steve Punt- who looks very similar to a young Eric Idle- this song was a pastiche of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
08simmonsf 1 week ago
Okay my teacher plays this in class, and now this gives me nightmares ;(
CanDisEmo 2 weeks ago
They look like Teddy bears rather than knights. I means knights are not really as adorable as these men.
Anastasia910Peace 2 weeks ago
@MultiBelle22 Historians are wrong!
XkittyX9110 2 weeks ago
Tube up his nose, he's got a tube up his nose...
michaelritchie200 2 weeks ago
If these three were indicative of medieval knights, we would all be Muslims right now.
BigBadassR 2 weeks ago 3
Mat looks a bit like Ben Barnes with this hair!
ChajaYudelevitz 3 weeks ago
This is so Monty Python. Good job HH! :)
Narssissolock 3 weeks ago in playlist Horrible Histories Favourites
how isnt there a dubstep remix of this??!!??
noobling357 3 weeks ago 3
Oh my God it's burned into my brain for eternity
spinhook888 1 month ago 2
They got the swords bit wrong - knights swords are actually really light; otherwise they'd always be falling over in battle!
MultiBelle22 1 month ago
@MultiBelle22 it rly doesnt matter bc they just acting but ya ur right
dvincentish 1 month ago
@MultiBelle22 Depends. The stereotypical chivalrous knight actually wore really heavy armour and thus had to ride horses. The were already so heavy, they couldn't move at all, so sword weight could vary.
magical11 3 weeks ago
@magical11 No, I actually, I heard it from a historian who does battle renactment that the swords aren't heavy x
MultiBelle22 3 weeks ago
@MultiBelle22 It depends on how strong you are. If you do a lot of weight lifting / sword fighting you're going to get used to it, but for me (I've just started medieval sword fighting) a normal longsword is really heavy. Doesn''t feel *that* heavy at first, but after doing some moves & keeping it lifted for some time? You really start to feel it.
Mephetify 2 weeks ago
I see the black shadow to! I think it is a camera man
izzypopa 1 month ago
matts face 1:19!!!! haha!
emmatheleemer 1 month ago
mat looks so gormless muhaha bless the cutie
emmmm3100 1 month ago
whos the second knight???
emmmm3100 1 month ago
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALISES AT 0:32 THERE IS A BIG BLACK SHADOW WALKING TO THE LEFT OF THE SCREEN? REPLY TO ME IF YOU SEE IT!!!
stackistheblack 1 month ago
@stackistheblack its Jim
tomizdabest1 1 month ago
im an def idiot for lidting to dis but good tho
xPrincessxCakeyx 1 month ago
well, maybe a teddy bear. OH I CANT! lol
stackistheblack 1 month ago 3
please reply to me if you realise at 0:05 one of them says something else instead of "and"
stackistheblack 1 month ago
THEY PONG MNOOUUWWW!! haha!
emmatheleemer 1 month ago
do they really have to say 'I'm A Knight' that many times?
tomizdabest1 1 month ago
lol!
Miredell 1 month ago
im still not sure what they do? are they bakers? :D
Twinkletoesft608 1 month ago
I hate knights! They did nothing but look pretty! LOL
LilyMoth12 1 month ago
I used to be a knight but I took an arrow to the knee
CaptainZaraph 1 month ago
LOL did Mat forget the last line of the song from 2:12? ahahah he's still cute though xD
MissMalfoy77 1 month ago 39
@MissMalfoy77 Yeah I always wonder that!
MultiBelle22 1 month ago
the guy in the middle looks a bit like penelope wilton from downton abbey
takethathpgleebeatle 1 month ago 3
@takethathpgleebeatle LOL
playfulpear 1 month ago
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it's true tho!!!!
takethathpgleebeatle 1 month ago
I watched this in school because we were learning about the measly middle ages .
Magdalena99london 1 month ago
Thumbs up if u watch this cuz of the rat!!
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Xiaolian7 2 months ago
0:00 free restart button :D
TheToffeApple 2 months ago
lol
taniabuktenica 2 months ago
soo.... are they knights..?
kdremluk 2 months ago 80
how u do that
44MACBOOK 2 months ago
thumbs up for the thing at 1:04
BabzB33 2 months ago 2
first HH viddeo i ever saw it turned out as an accident, the best one i ever made HH forever!!!!!!!!
SilverAssassin1347 2 months ago
the hot one is mat i think
elissdeja 2 months ago
ok i give up, which one is Matt?
SPDPink 2 months ago
@SPDPink The tallest one.
DesiBear100 2 months ago
@DesiBear100 ah the one that would write poems?
SPDPink 2 months ago
@Bonnie1020Production it's steve punt, off of 'the now show' & that monty python thing a few weeks ago
fenton42 2 months ago
you're a night and I'm scared :&
halfway16 2 months ago
Matt is so cute in this song! He can write a poem for me any day!
MultiBelle22 2 months ago
do i know that 2nd knight?
Bonnie1020Production 2 months ago
@Bonnie1020Production like from Merlin?
Bonnie1020Production 2 months ago
Mat can come and capture me any time.
FrankIeroiscute 2 months ago
0:17-0:19 you got love Mat!!! :3
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prettygleekangel99 2 months ago
Is this their first song on Horrible Histories?
ZebraFan5767 2 months ago
@ZebraFan5767 No Born"Rule was there first song, but it's one of there first :)
nightwatchmanMARION 2 months ago
anyone notice mat doesn't sing "when we ride to war we're such a splendid sight?"
fun592000 2 months ago 3
pause on 1:21
fun592000 2 months ago
I keep on expecting them to start singing 'This helmet I suppose' :p
themajorgeneral88 2 months ago
I'm a knight too!!!
sofi14331004 3 months ago
Dear Merlin Cast
WHY didn't you guys sing this for Children in need????
Kerriangel 3 months ago 2
where can i find a knight?
andrielisilien 3 months ago
lol "We fight by day and when it's not so bright. ...We're not so bright."
KLAPcast 3 months ago 2
and I'm a knight
VerlindeTV 3 months ago
I'm a Knight.
snowbarbieblue 3 months ago
This song is in a Python style :)
grayhairs519 3 months ago
i reckon that jim and mat would make good knights because no-one would wasnt to hurt them! thumbs up if you agree!
fireblast557 3 months ago 2
I really want to see this but with Leon, Gwaine and Lancelot from Merlin. XD
mrsilikeeggs 3 months ago
If I get 100 likes- Oh wait, I have a life.
Like the song, though.
FezGalXD 3 months ago
I have history test tomorrow.. Watching this is studying..?
CatCafeGirl 3 months ago
@CatCafeGirl totally!
fun592000 3 months ago
I'd love for Matt Baynon to fight for me - or write poems; I'm not fussy!
MultiBelle22 3 months ago
For some reason I found this oddly amusing...
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AMRalannah 3 months ago
A medieval knight would butcher these three and eat them for dinner.
BigBadassR 3 months ago
0:03 HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!!!
WhiteStorm1999 3 months ago
i dont know y but i think there knights
mimaizere 3 months ago 2
Memories :)
ericacakes 3 months ago
So, basically they were like the medieval army.
NickNation9000 3 months ago
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We are a sight!
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FrankIeroiscute 3 months ago
Please, someone, use this song for a Merlin vid. I will pay you infinite cookies.
AnoukvdS 3 months ago 51
@AnoukvdS totally with you on that one
76NiGhTsHaDe67 3 months ago
who else thinks that the guy in the middle in the beginning looks and sounds like geius from Merlin?
sonicVSanakin 3 months ago 3
This is like something out of Spamalot x
MultiBelle22 3 months ago
This sounds like a song that should be on the Spamalot cast recording...
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prettybutterfly2007 4 months ago
:)
tjesneyful 4 months ago
A real knight would not kill a peasant, but he would cut the throat in a way which would do no harm so that the peasant thinks he is dying and forfeits all his money... look at Codex Wallerstein... the manual German knights would have trained by.
Thesocraticbreed 4 months ago
DONT HURT THE TEDDY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
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bkkrantz 4 months ago 2
I don't like this song, its so wierd
welboo200 4 months ago in playlist HH!
anyone else get a hint of Monty Python in that?
JizzForBritain 4 months ago 61
@JizzForBritain Yeah, it was based on Monty Python
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@JizzForBritain You bet...
TheBumbleBunny 1 month ago
Mat looks kinda like Boromir....
Taymrs 4 months ago
Charles II 's anthem is better than any knights. :))
DJLiterature 4 months ago
mat likes dosh @
so funny wen thay fall over @ 1:37
thes sawds art light lol wall whot do u expekt
kharjura 4 months ago
mat lookes so werd with long hear he lookes better with short hear
but wen its mat he lookes good with any thing
kharjura 4 months ago
lot's of dosh <3
SiN3mOn 4 months ago
1:18 hello hand, did anyone notice that the hand had no body connected to it!
AMRalannah 4 months ago
what's so brave about writing poems
fireblast557 4 months ago
XD someone wrote a story about the personifications of the UK *their brothers*, and they all decided to freak out the rest of the nations in a meeting by singing this song and wearing the costumes, but the poor teddy bear met a different fate XD it was hilarous
kuraraShotai9 4 months ago
I'M A KNIGHT, I'M A KNIGHT AND I'M A KNIGHT!
telephone7300 4 months ago in playlist Horrible Histories
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telephone7300 4 months ago in playlist Horrible Histories
MR.BRUTON DO NOT MAKE US SING THIS ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALREADY SO DONT MAKE ME SING THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carlospintomartinez 5 months ago
@carlospintomartinez Mr Bruton?
TheMCTakers 5 months ago in playlist Horrible Histories!
Love is Wink at 1:20 LOL x
Redhotebbi 5 months ago
Dear Miss Parry. I WILL KILL YOU FOR GETTING THIS SONG STUCK IN OUR HEADS FROM HISTORY FIRST PERIOD
catcorrin 5 months ago 3
Mr. Brutons tortures us by mkig us sing this in our history class UGH
MeOwAwEsOmEe 5 months ago
My niece thought Ratus Ratus was a hamster.
FrankIeroiscute 5 months ago
Hi Mr. Bruton. Lol.
JcSaysRawr 5 months ago
This is just so awesome.
ObsceenelyBefuddled 5 months ago
jim can't fight a bear! awww
LilStarWarsChick2860 5 months ago 2
Is it me, or... is does that guy look like Eric Idle?
hadeswasframed 5 months ago
@hadeswasframed Steve Punt? He's going to play Eric Idle in Holy Flying Circus, so...
Monaqute 5 months ago
Costumes from 'Kingdom of Heaven'!!
verysmartmart 5 months ago
It's true I did watch it in social studies.
stkwarrior13 5 months ago
I watched this in social studies yestersday. Lol. I'm in seventh grade.
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Monaqute 5 months ago
You know what I want to see? A Merlin video set to this song.
aimsme 5 months ago 13
@Duetman20 i think its Terry Deary
telephone7300 5 months ago in playlist horrible histories songs
@telephone7300 its not
campstar2255 5 months ago
33 people who watched this video work for PETA
MissActress05 5 months ago
This is the HH song that's most stuck in my head. It's so catchy!
mrsilikeeggs 5 months ago
This was the very first epsideo I watched.
10Shivi 5 months ago in playlist Horrible Histories
Mat looks hilarious in this :D
lollydollywoo 5 months ago 2
@lollydollywoo he only looks right with black hair
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marionetemanJ 6 months ago
lol press 2
222jordie 6 months ago
When I hear this I just think of Monty Python.
IRefuseToAwnser 6 months ago 60
@IRefuseToAwnser Actually the middle guy kinda looks like Eric Idle from Monty Python!
MultiBelle22 3 months ago
@MultiBelle22 Agreed xD
IRefuseToAwnser 3 months ago
I remember watching this on CBBC 2 years ago
MRROZZA2100 6 months ago
@MRROZZA2100 So do I
hnm0708 6 months ago
if this comment gets 200 likes ill sing this when i go to Warwick Castle in September
RougeWinters 6 months ago 99
@RougeWinters one of my friends has agreed to join with me, and we've dropped it down to 50 likes
20th September is the deadline
RougeWinters 6 months ago
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i doubt that youll get 200 likes. I mean half the people who watch are people who dont have accounts i.e. small kids.
I'm a kid but im 12 i mean like 7 yr olds
theeteey 3 months ago
@RougeWinters haha me and my friend did that!!! :D
KneeVAwesomeness 3 months ago
@KneeVAwesomeness hahaha we did it anyway :]! so fun, we got so many weird looks O.o.... totally worth it <3
RougeWinters 3 months ago
@RougeWinters haha! we did it at the top of the tower, there where 3 of us so it worked pretty well...we got many wierd looks too! XD <3
KneeVAwesomeness 3 months ago
@KneeVAwesomeness niiice! we where watching the Jousters when we did ours, im so doing the top of the tower next time! good idea :D <3
RougeWinters 3 months ago
@RougeWinters :) next time i go i'm gonna sing 'Devorced beheaded and died' when the guy dresses up as henry VIII does the random talk about his wives!
KneeVAwesomeness 3 months ago 2
@KneeVAwesomeness niiice, im tempted to go completely random and do Call A Llama Farmer or he Plague Song... hmmm... choices.
RougeWinters 3 months ago
@RougeWinters haha! Me and my sister where singing the plague song when we went to the london dungeons, and me and my friend sang llama farmer on the bus, annd me and my other friend sanh the heirogliphics song when we went trick or treating!! I seam to sing allot of horrible histories in random moments too! :D
KneeVAwesomeness 3 months ago 2
LOL Rattus dancing across the screen holding up the 'true' sign at 1:05.
caramelturnip 6 months ago
this is soo catchyy! can't get it outta my head now lol!
BlueeyedBedhead 6 months ago
I'm sure that the middle knight was in The Holy Grail! Can anyone confirm?
LightsideJake 6 months ago
@LightsideJake Nope. That's Steve Punt. He of 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'. He's a great writer :)
Niamh125 6 months ago
@LightsideJake The resemblance to Eric Idle is striking, isn't it?
iamsodamnoriginal 6 months ago
@LightsideJake He's Terry Deary, the author of the Horrible History books.
ragingdevi 6 months ago
I'm a teddy bear and i'm offended by this
boomerang403 6 months ago in playlist Horrible histories
Guess what..... I'M A KNIGHT! :D
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Bigdaddy76164 6 months ago
@Bigdaddy76164 matt is sexy thats why your just jelous so why dont you shut up
LONLYSOULDOG 6 months ago
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Bigdaddy76164 6 months ago
@LONLYSOULDOG Youre Sick
Bigdaddy76164 6 months ago
@Bigdaddy76164 just shut up and leave me alone
LONLYSOULDOG 6 months ago
what is up with their hair???? it looks *cough* wierd
poisonshadow1 6 months ago
@poisonshadow1 matts doesnt mwuhahahahah*cough cough* i need to woek on my evil laugh
LONLYSOULDOG 6 months ago