Cat-A-Pult

[HUGEBRANE]

Old man?

Old enough to be smarter than you, right?

[jelloharious]

CAN YOU HEAR ME OLD MAN

[jelloharious]

CAN YOU HEARME OLD MAN

[DiggerPat]

The Nun Chuck was funnier.

[alainaiso]

was this made by ACME corporation?

[HUGEBRANE]

@alainaiso : No, the name of the Cat-A-Pult manufacturer must remain top secret.

But you are correct in assuming input from noted scientists including Wile E. Coyote and his Road Runner adversary.

[HUGEBRANE]

NASA is working on a Chicken Launcher that's in final testing.

Surprised that you know about it because the Chicken Launcher is TOP SECRET.

There's a problem with radio-active feathers and........well.........I can't discuss it........

[MrFoSizzle]

waht about a chicken luancher :3

[HUGEBRANE]

Keaganh: Oh, yes! Please post a full length video of yourself masturbating because I need a good laugh. Thanks!

[keaganh]

i would rather watch a full length video on myself masterbating than watch this shit

[Kunibuler]

this is gayer than the gay porn i saw yesterday

[HUGEBRANE]

@Kunibuler : GEE, the gay porn you're watching is really hard core stuff, right?

[Kunibuler]

@HUGEBRANE

sure XD

[GRIZZMAN1233]

@Kunibuler You watch gay porn?

[Kunibuler]

@GRIZZMAN1233

By accident, the clip was mislabeled, it promised me a mom seducing her daughter, but then it turned out to be gay porn... didn't stop watching though...

[HUGEBRANE]

@Kunibuler : Ha, ha, ha!

Fooled you. You thought you'd see gay porn you were searching for and saw my brilliant Cat-A-Pult video instead. Well, enjoy an educational video when you have the opportunity to do so.

[Kunibuler]

@HUGEBRANE

lol dude! There are much more brilliant educational videos than your Cat-A-Pult. Right now I'm learning PHP with video tutorials. I just need some no-brainers in between for relaxation.

[killerob666]

COCK - A - PULT

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

Once you ramp up to "pet-sized", you sir, have a winning invention!

And can you make a people-sized one too?

(I'll mount it at the front door for when the sales-people ignore my "No Soliciting" sign!)

[HUGEBRANE]

@MiKikaIwaShizaru : Excellent idea to catapult unwanted visitors.

Does present problems of weight vs distance which must be worked out.

Thanks!

[jeanpWnall999]

lol nice

[swriel]

puto!!!!

[1000caras]

puto

[HUGEBRANE]

@1000caras : pendejo

[HUGEBRANE]

@1000caras : You know it's FANTASTICO unless you're a turd.

[BottomBitch150]

70 year old fag?

[HUGEBRANE]

@BottomBitch150 : Gee, I didn't know a guy more than 3 times your age could get you so excited.

[BottomBitch150]

FAG!

[HUGEBRANE]

@BottomBitch150 : Oh, you're ready to make with me.

How sweet!

Sorry, but I don't seek out turds.

[residentevil5pwner]

gay

[HUGEBRANE]

@residentevil5pwner : No.........butch.

[MrCinder81]

Why do I have a feeling you are a 60 year old virgin?

[derwos]

@MrCinder81 because you're an asshole who enjoys trying to make people feel bad?

[HUGEBRANE]

@MrCinder81 : Because you frequently have feelings that occur in the tiny brains of inferior people.

[MrCinder81]

@HUGEBRANE touché, haha.

Out of respect for that comeback, I retract my comment =P

[residentevil5pwner]

@MrCinder81 damn nice 1

[5000poptarts]

@MrCinder81 correction, 75 year old virgin.

[incognito4070]

hey HUGEBRANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 WORDS BAD VIDEO YAH I SAID THAT

[HUGEBRANE]

@incognito4070 : You are a silly Philistine who doesn't appreciate brilliant cinematography. Go back to your comic books.

[tamsin800]

yh u look lyk 50, grow up and get a proper job u fat bum!

[HUGEBRANE]

@tamsin800 : Fat? Me? Your nitwit eyes aren't focusing because my weight is normal for my height. And 50? Again, moron, you're way off........I'm much older and wiser than 50;-).

[golfhomie65]

aren't you a little old to be on youtube? haha!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

And aren't you a young little snot?

[thedragon000]

u guys are so cool!!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Thank you, Dragon. Very cool, indeed!

[qwerty009871]

your a moron.

[HUGEBRANE]

Yeah, and you, dumb ass, don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE!

[destroyallbabies94]

i was disappointed to find out that you were not launching actual cats...

[HUGEBRANE]

Actual cats were planned by NASA but rejected by Congress to accommodate proposed health care reform.

To reduce health care costs, real cats will soon replace costly medical equipment when performing cat scans.

[crapatitus]

you should do a variation on this, with more solid statistics.

1. you should catapult from ground level

2. angle the catapult at 45 degrees to achieve maximum distance

3. make sure wind is at a minimum

i wonder how far it will go then?

[HUGEBRANE]

Good ideas! I have forwarded your comments to NASA. Please note that Cat-A-Pult testing methods are TOP SECRET so please don't tell anybody. Thanks!

[clang026]

fuktards.

[HUGEBRANE]

Your spelling is wrong. Are you saying that you fuck turds?

Whatever gets you through the night.

[calikitty123]

Kinda old for this dont you think?? Grow up!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Never too old to perform tests in the national interest.

And you? Why not grow a sense of humor unless that gives you a gas pain?

[mauzi4ever]

Oh wow ein katapult was katzen schleudert wie lustig wer lässt sowas zu das zu verkaufen

[HUGEBRANE]

Gut, dem Sie wundervolle Technologie schätzen.

[pittbull666]

FUCKING STUPID

[HUGEBRANE]

Fucking stupid?

No, it's fucking brilliant technology that you neither understand nor appreciate.

[dittocopys]

why not

[dittocopys]

SUPER FUNNY

[witbombvids]

absolutely not

[kipperlug]

Well at least try to put a decent elastic band in that crock of shite idea. You might make 20 ft then.

[HUGEBRANE]

Best not to strain the capability of the Cat-A-Pult by trying for 20 feet. Could create a nuclear disaster.

[kipperlug]

This video is one of the biggest loads of PISH i heve ever seen. Who is that doss old radge trying to look funny.

[HUGEBRANE]

The video is serious stuff and I'M THE "DOSS OLD RADGE" who's already forgotten everything you every knew, wise ass.

[wonderlandcat18]

what was the point of that?

[HUGEBRANE]

The point is to educate the public in modern weapons technology. Cat-A-Pulting kitties has been a relatively unknown form of national defense.

[espycious]

your device is extremely stupid. i hope you wasted a lot of time thinking that was a good idea. and some money too, you bloody wanker!!

[HUGEBRANE]

The Cat-A-Pult is among NASA's most effective weapons. Anyone not able to understand that has no brain; therefore, you have no brain.

[codderz]

tbh, this should be used as the new advert for f.r.a.n.k.

[HUGEBRANE]

Who's f.r.a.n.k.?

[codderz]

drug abuse helpline - 0800 77 66 11

you REALLY need to give them a call.

[HUGEBRANE]

Thanks, but the drug abuse line has been busy. Hang up so others can get counseling.

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

sometimes i hate the internet...

[HUGEBRANE]

But the internet is forgiving and will still love you;-).

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

This video is garbage.

[HUGEBRANE]

The internet just changed its mind and now thinks your comment is obnoxious. Have a nice day.

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

THIS VIDEO IS GARBAGE.

[HUGEBRANE]

I heard you the first time. Why are you shouting?

[8gub]

hey man, just a headsup, it looks like youre losing some of your hair.

[dvpriem]

You are correct! And if you're one of those young guys who shaves his head remember that when you get to be MY age, there's a 40% chance YOUR hair will look just like mine. Aren't you lucky?

[guitarboy50123]

gayness!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

No. Butchness!

[xxgotvxx]

i had 1 of those...but it was piggies...

[HUGEBRANE]

Piggies are very smart and NASA tested them; however, kitties are so vicious that they were chosen to be the ultimate weapon. Many thanks for your input.

[PlanBskaterbp]

Balls?

[radomguy3910]

ive had one of those!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Very good! Be sure to advise NASA of any data you accumulate from testing your Cat-A-Pult which, as you know, is a very effective weapon.

[Suichelle]

Hahahaha, I want one of those! :D

[HUGEBRANE]

Maybe you can find one in Stockholm. Beautiful city I visited 15 years ago ;-).

[Suichelle]

Yes, I'll be sure to check! Really? You should go there again, Sweden is a wonderful place! :D

[HUGEBRANE]

Probably best to check the internet for finding the Cat-A-Pult. When I figured out that your response was from Sweden, I was reminded how much I enjoyed visiting when on a cruise and spent one day in Stockholm. Saw quite a bit on a city tour--wonderful place, indeed. Enjoy!

[HUGEBRANE]

And you don't "wast" time, Dimbulb?

[domibernier]

sucks balls wast of time no you have no life

[countyline81]

thanks for wasting my time. lame

[HUGEBRANE]

You're welcome!

[CWCFan821]

Honestly, I pity the fact that you would post this video thinking it was even moderately entertaining. Videos like this only seem to clutter the internet and ruin the concept of "funny". I was saddened that I watched more than five seconds of the video. The only reason i feel you haven't completely wasted the time of thousands of people would be the fact that your responses are moderately entertaining.

[HUGEBRANE]

Sorry to learn that at the tender age of 18, you sadden so easily.

Interesting that as much as you value your time and accuse me of wasting 5 seconds of it, you squandered additional time to post your whining comment.

Nice to hear that you're amused by my comments...............perhaps including this one? Enjoy!

[81kamill]

The clash of egos.. you two both sound like immature children at the playground fighting over the swing.

This video wasn't funny but the real funny part is the other guys reaction and response to the video and yours to his... Ironic how people troll around just to complain and whine to others... im not bashing you or making negative comments just was picking the comment n response is all^^

[majesticpony]

LOL

[erol56]

I do believe CWCFan821 Got rolled.

[majesticpony]

LAZER CATS.

[81kamill]

Well sadly this isn't based on what just you think if the guy wants to post himself looking the way you assume he does that fine... This stupid site is based on poor judgment and lack of understanding from half the population in this world. Sounds like you might just be jealous cause you can't do this?

[kyaluna86]

ROFL

[cifeso]

lmfao i love your responses, you indeed to launch the cat out of them? O.o

yeah, thats right you launch the cat out of people?

anyways

i was expecting a real cat :D

[HUGEBRANE]

Please note that NASA has used real cats in Cat-A-Pult tests, but results of those tests are top secret. Cats are very dangerous when ejected at high speed and, as is well known, some cats are dangerous at ANY speed.

[angeldogg7777]

ha ha the vid was funny but these comment are way funnier you beat the shit out of douche bags with your comments you should give yourself a pat on the back

[HUGEBRANE]

Thanks, Angeldogg7777. Dogs have HUGE BRAINS.

[angeldogg7777]

ha ha tis is true ha ha

[TeamRKScrappyJ]

You - Infinity

The people who left bad comments - 0

Your sir, deserve a medal for your hillarious ownage to those people.

[01100112]

So random, but very funny :P

good job

[HUGEBRANE]

Thanks!

[PantheraAtrox]

LOL

[PantheraAtrox]

fail

[HUGEBRANE]

succeed!

[thadarkrazor92]

u saved my life

[HUGEBRANE]

NASA says that the Cat-A-Pult has saved many lives. I'm glad yours is one of them!

[Aszmodious]

LAWL

[chefletal]

get a job dude!!!!!! or at least dont show the world how looser you are!!!!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Thanks for the sage advice. I'll get an insignificant, useless functionary job so I can relate to you.

[travismarcusfocker]

HAHA nice one.....i think the other dude got owned by ur comment!!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

;-)

[niceguy44430]

Made my day.

[HUGEBRANE]

Thanks!

[tchanabc]

lolzzz????

[kenjabac]

dumb!

[HUGEBRANE]

Brilliant!

[may669]

..l.. ^^ ..l..

[HUGEBRANE]

,,|,,

[may669]

aweonao!

[HUGEBRANE]

Y usted es un pedazo de mierda!

[HystericalSarah]

nice... the dead kitty bounce comment actually made me laugh!

[HUGEBRANE]

Waste of time? We're talking national security here!

[bulgaria4]

why waste your time :( ???

[degu122]

stupid

[HUGEBRANE]

It's brilliant and you know it!

[jonazand3]

I dont know whats most funny (or tragic),the actualy video or the angry responses.

Bye the way,Sweden have made a joint venture with Norway to deal with the Cat-a-pult,the "Älgen-knullar-Jänkare".Its funny in Swedish!Be aware!

[mred6554]

you indeed, have way too much time on your hands.

[HUGEBRANE]

Not true. I am extremely busy but willing take time from my decidedly full schedule to help NASA run weapons tests. Cat-A-Pulting kitties is a vital part of our missile defense system, so I set aside scarce time to be of service.

[HUGEBRANE]

Not nice to torture kitties even though they often deserve it.

As for "cat lover fegs" I'm not sure what a "feg" is, unless it's somebody who is sexually stimulated by misspelling.

[trabucox]

i feel like torturing a cat and upload a vid on youtube just to piss off cat lover fegs

[bulgaria4]

!! you just pissed off a cat lover !! happy now.?

[niceguy44430]

Yes, that made my day.

[HUGEBRANE]

Yes, after my test with the plastic cats and proof that they can be fired 15 feet, NASA now uses real cats when high-powered weapons are needed.

[preeceypowpow]

use some real cats

[Soccerstr078]

thanks for wasting my life asshole

[HUGEBRANE]

Yes, as your comment is punctuated, it appears that your life is an asshole.

[Helldiver450]

Yeah man,that Soccer guy is a dickhead.This vid was funy X3

[DeoGuy]

ROFL i thought this was serious the first 8 seconds

[HUGEBRANE]

Oh, but it IS serious.....part of our "Kitty Fortified" defense system.

[whastup]

k jees.. u seem like a ex or sist lmao u freaky... very freaky

[HUGEBRANE]

Uh, yeah! I'm and "ex or sist" and if I were a dermatologist I'd also excise cysts but, in any case, freaky........very freaky!

[lancevigorous]

thank you, mr. wizard

[PVBuck85]

omg lol this dude is hilarious returacan is making you look like an ignorant fool hahaha this iss hilarious 15/5 wow keep em coming im so subscribing

[georgeread]

hahahaa the owner of this vid is the king of comebacks .... good job :D keep em posting

[Returacan]

wtf!! quit wasting our time!! get the fuck off the internet!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Wasting time? It's no waste of time to perfect our Cat-A-Pult defense system.

As for your admonition to "get the fuck off the internet," please note that I didn't put "the fuck" on the internet in the first place. Perhaps you--or people like you--have put various fucks on the internet, but not I.

[Returacan]

the "fuck" or should i say "shit" is your cat a pult video..when i said get the fuck off the internet i ment your vid...but still

i give u a 5/5 for the twist in the vid(u know...cats for ammo) but a 1/5 for education

NASA...wtf...if u got a cat a pult on rockets then id be inpressed.

[HUGEBRANE]

Sorry, can't tell you about NASA's Cat-A-Pult rockets or even if they exist. THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED.

[seeedfan1]

lOL

[visiongoober]

lol@catz

[bedbugg1]

XD you really sound like a guy from nasa!!

[HUGEBRANE]

Thank you and, of course, you are correct. Only a dedicated professional from NASA would know the significance of our nation's Cat-A-Pult defense system. It's what protects us.

[Overtheedgevideos]

those things are awesome!!! i have a chicken chucker tho

[samaowpasta]

Me fuckin oww..

[ajd2466]

haha great vid, i thought the video was funny not counting the comments, but the comments are like an even funnier movie haha

[Jessethevampire]

I will favorite this just for the awesome comments

[ailein4]

hey paterson306 shut the fuck up!ok

[puppetkingx20]

that was type funny, i was really expecting you to trow a cat

[paterson306]

your the biggest fucking bitch that has ever been on youtube im mad... i wanna see a fucking cat get launched..and you bring a lil gay toy fuck you ,yuo old mothere fucker!suck my dick you asshole!

[HUGEBRANE]

Your kind remarks are appreciated and I'm glad that my video was of educational value to you.

[LazySquirell]

ROFLMAO WTF! Please tell me this comment was a sick joke Paterson306?

[paterson306]

it was lmao

[paterson306]

yes it was lmao...