Dane Cook, I once thought you were a decent comedian. But this video clip just shot all chances of that in the face. Using racial and sexual orientation slurs in a 3-minute period just porves to America how diversifiably unevolved you are. I'm not here to preach just saying that this is horrible and so are you.
Ok stupid ass people, this is only comedy!!!! If you don't like Dane Cook or his comedy then get the fuck off this page! What's the point of you even coming on here if u hate him so much? You people only come on here to start shit! Get a Life!!!
Dane Cook is a fucking coke head and a total douche! He thinks he a sex god or that he makes comedy sexy... I'm sorry, but he shouldn't make fun of those PSAs, because I'm pretty sure a lot of people have called his crap-tastic movies gay. I wonder how he'd feel if he heard that everyday for the rest of his life & if he'd think it's offensive & hurtful like it is to gay people like me who've heard that phrase so much that I've become numb to it. "Dude, Good Luck Chuck... that movie is so GAY!!"
@WickIDwarrior Wow, you're a dipshit. You really think he cares if a few people think his movies are gay?? No. Because not only are there more people who like the movies, but he is rich as hell is obviously loves what he does for a living. You're dipshit comment reminded me of this picture. enjoy: rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/1256440885/frankie-muniz-retired-at-19-with-40-000-000-00
anyone seen Ike Barenhotlz take-off of Dane Cook on Mad-TV?....he's funnier.....which kind of indicates how lame(or is that gay?) Dane Cook really is......
As a gay person and as a smart person totally agree with Hilary Duff and think it's pretty cool that she did that ad. At the same time, comedy has few limits and it doesn't really offend me when they joke about gay stereotypes, comedians make fun of everyone so who really gives a shit. However, Dane Cook just really is not that funny.
This guy is so stupid it's painful. He is just so Hetero. At least he understands rape, even if his audience doesn't. Why doesn't he just collect beanie babies instead of collecting babies?
Wow ur a sensitive guy dude who gives a shit about color I'm white half of my friends r black and white I treat them the same like everyone else should now chill out
so comedy is lame now. who thinks this guy is funny. unless your attracted to him I just don't get how he is funny. it's like watching paint dry but less enjoyable.
He stole this joke from an old Dave Chappelle standup routine about Ja Rule and the 9/11 attacks. Not exactly the same, but the premise of the joke is completely ripped off.
If you have ever played a game online, you get the joke. If you have ever played Halo, you are ROFLURFAO!!! Hilarious! If u don't get it, get over it. There is no cure for stupid.
@ZeldaGamer2010 just because its a joke doesn't make him any less of a jackass oh and also for it to be a joke that means it actually has to be funny which it isn't so thank you for taking time to stand up for a jackass who doesn't even know you exist
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everybody in life has been in the wrong end of a hate crime, or got murdered or tortured. its called life and shit like this just happens. black people, Mexican people, asian people and everybody else in between either gay or straight has had some rough experiances. so instead of trying to act smart why don't you just go watch hannah montana which to me is torture and a slow murder ;-)
Yeah, in life unfortunate events do happen. That doesn't mean you go out and promote them. and how ignorant of you to deny someone to voice their opinion because they are a fan of a celebrity. THAT is immature.
nobody is promoting them smart one, haha and nobody is denying your opinion mam. first of all dane is comedian, so if you're not a fan then don't go on youtube and watch any of his standups. second of all, being immature would be cussing at you and trying to put you down. my opinion was that hannah montana is torture to me, i was just telling you to go watch it because you would probally like it more than watching dane since your name is mileyfan ;-) now have a nice day mam.
I'm not taking sides on either subject, but Dane contradicted himself. He at first makes a joke about homosexuality, and then talks seriously about rape. Yes Dane, if you talk to a woman who has been raped, which you said "was a horrific situation", what do you think about gay people who have been victims of hate crimes, murdered, or tortured?
Its just a joke, if everybody took jokes seriously then nobody would like comedians. everytime some turd posts a comment on you tube that is dumb Imma say, "thats so lesbian college student."
Like why does everybody say dane cook is bad? ok he may be overrated but hes still funny? So what did you say when he was a small time comedian? I really dont find any jokes he has extremely not funny so if you dont think one thing he says is funny then there must be something wrong with you.
so true! i personally don't care if someones gay or not, it's personal makes no difference to me, so it's so annoying when people, who are not even gay may i add, are like, omg, don't say that's gay it's offensive blah blah blah. Sooo the next time one of those dumbasses are like, "omg, i did so bad on this test, my parents are going to rape me" i am gonna be like 'omg! that's so offensive! blah blah blah!'
Hilary Duff is a cunt slut.
ZachTommyGunThompson 1 month ago
y ppl say he's not funny
0015hockey 2 months ago
effing LOL...his impersonation of hilary duff was spot on..
carolin3audr3y 3 months ago
hilarious!
xx2hard4uxx1 4 months ago
so dumb.
CityStreetShoes 5 months ago
Sorry that you didn't have enough material, Dane.
EllaJeann 5 months ago
I think getting hit with a gravity hammer by a camper is by far worse :P Haha love him -3
AnimeGirl0738 6 months ago
hes not even funny...
TheDaydayz 6 months ago
I am now going to go out of my way to say "that's so gay" in public as much as possible.
345goob 6 months ago
he is NOT funny at all. cute but not funny.
thelovelymurder 7 months ago
loved this!!!!!!
codyfrady is so gay!!!!lol
bluegrassreb1 7 months ago 2
I hate those commercials. They are GAY!~! And people can say something lame is "so Jess" and I wouldn't give a F. People need to get over themselves.
jbarum 7 months ago
You guys that are getting all offended...
GET OVER IT, IDIOTS
TheFrenchayy 7 months ago
dude hes just a comedian itz not dat hes serious!
ilovemusic1759 7 months ago
@ilovemusic1759
I know rightt!!!!!!
its hes sooo funny tooo LOL
Tweeterandbenji99 7 months ago
I really never thought he was funny to begin with, but now I can add the fact that he's an asshole
kaylurb 7 months ago
all these ppl here just got a dick up there asses thats some funny shit, its not like hes serious come on >.>
Joester9 8 months ago
i understand he a comedian and all but seriously, i just lost all respect for him as well
kdchloe27 8 months ago
why are people freaking out? This is the funniest bit i've ever heard from dane cook.
sammadys123 8 months ago 2
He should go back to school
keithzworld 9 months ago 3
Dane Cook, I once thought you were a decent comedian. But this video clip just shot all chances of that in the face. Using racial and sexual orientation slurs in a 3-minute period just porves to America how diversifiably unevolved you are. I'm not here to preach just saying that this is horrible and so are you.
Thanks.
radiculous101 9 months ago 3
i personally hope that dane cook never procreates
goes without saying but the rape joke wasn't funny
nussbaum73 9 months ago 7
I respect Dane Cook so much it's kind of almost gay.
bloodblitz0 9 months ago
@IchBinAbschaum22 yo mamma
ronnyboy1988 9 months ago
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ronnyboy1988 9 months ago
This guy is retarded.
ronnyboy1988 9 months ago
Who the fuck cares ill say shit is gay Ill I want..Is some bitch ass fag gonna beat my ass?? Dont think so lol
wccira 10 months ago
everyone has their only opinion i guess..
yubetrippin 10 months ago
this is the best thing that dane cook has ever said! :D
BobandSteveFilms 10 months ago
35 people are gay!
angelofmercy1684 11 months ago
@95alanj lol lesbo stfu bitch men are here in this world for a REASON!!!! AND THATS BABY MAKING!!!!!
hardkoregamer999 11 months ago
Ok stupid ass people, this is only comedy!!!! If you don't like Dane Cook or his comedy then get the fuck off this page! What's the point of you even coming on here if u hate him so much? You people only come on here to start shit! Get a Life!!!
MsAliigirl 1 year ago 3
Dane Cook is a fucking coke head and a total douche! He thinks he a sex god or that he makes comedy sexy... I'm sorry, but he shouldn't make fun of those PSAs, because I'm pretty sure a lot of people have called his crap-tastic movies gay. I wonder how he'd feel if he heard that everyday for the rest of his life & if he'd think it's offensive & hurtful like it is to gay people like me who've heard that phrase so much that I've become numb to it. "Dude, Good Luck Chuck... that movie is so GAY!!"
WickIDwarrior 1 year ago
@WickIDwarrior wow stop being such a wimp. its a comedy skit. grow up.
bloodz64 11 months ago
@WickIDwarrior Wow, you're a dipshit. You really think he cares if a few people think his movies are gay?? No. Because not only are there more people who like the movies, but he is rich as hell is obviously loves what he does for a living. You're dipshit comment reminded me of this picture. enjoy: rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/1256440885/frankie-muniz-retired-at-19-with-40-000-000-00
3heishi3 11 months ago
He has a good point with the usage of the word "rape" these days lol. I hear that word misused a lot more often than I do the word "gay".
squrilleyboy 1 year ago
i hate dane cook but this was funny
PutUpOrShutUp221 1 year ago
he stole the hillary duff joke from dave chapelle. just he did it to ja rule
Illmaticclassic 1 year ago
anyone seen Ike Barenhotlz take-off of Dane Cook on Mad-TV?....he's funnier.....which kind of indicates how lame(or is that gay?) Dane Cook really is......
FMHammyJ 1 year ago
As a gay person and as a smart person totally agree with Hilary Duff and think it's pretty cool that she did that ad. At the same time, comedy has few limits and it doesn't really offend me when they joke about gay stereotypes, comedians make fun of everyone so who really gives a shit. However, Dane Cook just really is not that funny.
damndudetightt 1 year ago
"and, I'll Keep him till he's about 11, because that's when they start to get scary....
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAO
JD69lc 1 year ago
this is confusing to me...
Indigos8rboi 1 year ago
Wow there's a example that men are pigs.
Irishslave55 1 year ago
@Irishslave55 and this is an example that women are stuck up bitches with no sense of humor...RAPED!! >_<
MrBoxing360 1 year ago
LMAO I LOVE DANE COOK! <3 Hilary duff is gay
Dreamergirl818 1 year ago
@cpfreak53 omg!!!! lmfao!!!!!!
MrsMiaka 1 year ago
way to miss the point of the advert.
TheCherryBomber1 1 year ago 14
This guy is so stupid it's painful. He is just so Hetero. At least he understands rape, even if his audience doesn't. Why doesn't he just collect beanie babies instead of collecting babies?
pfisterbill 1 year ago
this guy is soooooooooooo not funny!! no wonder they make fun of him on family guy.
NoRegretsNot1 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOROFL AHAHHAHA
maddieX0018 1 year ago
Lmfao this is hilarious
AvatarFmaFangirl 1 year ago
That's so offenseive!! Im bi and this dissoponts me.
tiko9985 1 year ago
@tiko9985 grow some balls and laugh, quit being so sensitive
mrjunebuguitar 1 year ago
LOL
coolvic01 1 year ago
i hope he doesn't have children.
i don't think he'd be mature enough for that kind of responsibility.
this clip really disappointed me.
mzsnicklefritz44 1 year ago
Wow ur a sensitive guy dude who gives a shit about color I'm white half of my friends r black and white I treat them the same like everyone else should now chill out
97snowboarderJOE 1 year ago
Wow, really? What an ass
malseedl 1 year ago
That hliary duff comercial is so gay!
redmar79 1 year ago
Hopefully when he adopts, the children aren't GAY, abusive stunned ass hole hasn't a clue.
maureen4488 1 year ago
I seriously just lost alot of respect for Dane Cook.
codyfrady 1 year ago 13
@codyfrady I really do agree. :P
YoItsJourdan 1 year ago
@codyfrady agreed
DizzBetchh 1 year ago
@codyfrady idk wut ur talkin bout i jus gained respect for him
xfootballer247x 8 months ago
@codyfrady You HAD respect for him??
CK4Lego 8 months ago
@CK4Lego With saying I had respect for him. i ment as a comedian.
codyfrady 8 months ago
@codyfrady i totally agree with you
pbromley123 7 months ago
@codyfrady i just GAINED SO MUCH REPECT FOR HIM!!!
bluegrassreb1 7 months ago 6
@codyfrady Get over it , it's just comedy.
DynastyWarriors6 3 months ago
It never ceases to amaze me that people think Dane Cook is funny.
Smartass8504 1 year ago 3
"have u ever played halo...?"
lol
futurestar94britfan 1 year ago
so comedy is lame now. who thinks this guy is funny. unless your attracted to him I just don't get how he is funny. it's like watching paint dry but less enjoyable.
buho78 1 year ago
He stole this joke from an old Dave Chappelle standup routine about Ja Rule and the 9/11 attacks. Not exactly the same, but the premise of the joke is completely ripped off.
holycrapitsm3 1 year ago
Dane COOK is soo gay, hes gut the voice to match.
kidkv 1 year ago
LMFAO he's gonna keep the black kid until it's 11!!! Then it starts getting scary....lol so hard right when he said that!
SouthParkMan15 1 year ago
hillary duff's plan totally backfired
wendysisgay 1 year ago 3
If you have ever played a game online, you get the joke. If you have ever played Halo, you are ROFLURFAO!!! Hilarious! If u don't get it, get over it. There is no cure for stupid.
hailrose 1 year ago
Mkw494 @ZeldaGamer2010
You're gay.
DominiqueCowles 1 year ago
Dane Cook= voice of reason
ugadawg4oM 1 year ago
@ZeldaGamer2010 just because its a joke doesn't make him any less of a jackass oh and also for it to be a joke that means it actually has to be funny which it isn't so thank you for taking time to stand up for a jackass who doesn't even know you exist
Mkw494 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope for president.
sarcasticraptor 1 year ago
I love Dane Cook, he is so funny ! And, this thing Hilary Duff is doing is GAY, and i can't stand it. (:
xterrixjoex 1 year ago
I didn't find this one funny, but I like the movies he's in so I guess that makes up for it. :)
LissaRage 1 year ago
Wow what a jackass! And as a comedian shouldn't he be oh I don't know-- funny?
Mkw494 1 year ago
@Mkw494 Uhh.. Fuck you? Its a joke? you're truly an idiot
ZeldaGamer2010 1 year ago
Still waiting for the moment when Dane Cook does/says something funny.
Fizzeewater 1 year ago
lol what the bleep would duff say
mpa350z 1 year ago
looser.
ricardohilarypassion 1 year ago
Looser than what? Your mom's vagina?
BackwoodsFilms 1 year ago
LOVE LOVE HIM
hilary202d 1 year ago
This guy is an idiot.
FlorieFignewton 1 year ago
@FlorieFignewton he is aswell he made vannessa hudgans look stupid too
MsShaneDawsonFan1 1 year ago
I like this guy.
dan012345 1 year ago
lmao i flipping love Dan Cook!
BlondeItalian14 1 year ago
went to his show :D
Smarties179 2 years ago
dude there jokeeeesss chilll out
Trylissa 2 years ago 4
I love dane <3 :]
happybunny544 2 years ago
@AddisonNicole7806 iht wouldnt suprisee meee hess an ass.
superdan0202 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA so true
ozymay 2 years ago
all of his points are valid
sumadre101 2 years ago 4
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tumtumlol 2 years ago
Jackass. o;
GreenBich 2 years ago
What
the
crap
dodgevipercool 2 years ago
he's just a jerk.
ETFlovee 2 years ago
hahahah "have you ever played halo" XD story of my life
ilovedisneylandXOXOX 2 years ago
Like yaaaa. .. haha :) funny
TheCandiechick 2 years ago
LMFAO XDDDDDDDD
KristenCuhh 2 years ago
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Danee Cook is an assholee.
hee would probablyy shutt thee fuck uhp if summonee made fun of him.
superdan0202 2 years ago
I heard he's a jerk in real life also.
AddisonNicole7806 2 years ago
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@superdan0202 Oh shut up. your gay.
Dreamergirl818 1 year ago
he is right about the rape thing i dont that XD
TheClubPenguinGamer 2 years ago
oh yeeeaah. superfunny -__-
XnertoliciousX 2 years ago
Dane Cook is my fave comedian xD
hes fuckin hilarous x3
xBxOxTxDxFx 2 years ago 4
He's right.
Entsetzen1984 2 years ago
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he realy sucks .......
ARIELOHD 2 years ago
@mileyfan98
everybody in life has been in the wrong end of a hate crime, or got murdered or tortured. its called life and shit like this just happens. black people, Mexican people, asian people and everybody else in between either gay or straight has had some rough experiances. so instead of trying to act smart why don't you just go watch hannah montana which to me is torture and a slow murder ;-)
707Gian 2 years ago
Yeah, in life unfortunate events do happen. That doesn't mean you go out and promote them. and how ignorant of you to deny someone to voice their opinion because they are a fan of a celebrity. THAT is immature.
mileyfan98 2 years ago
nobody is promoting them smart one, haha and nobody is denying your opinion mam. first of all dane is comedian, so if you're not a fan then don't go on youtube and watch any of his standups. second of all, being immature would be cussing at you and trying to put you down. my opinion was that hannah montana is torture to me, i was just telling you to go watch it because you would probally like it more than watching dane since your name is mileyfan ;-) now have a nice day mam.
707Gian 2 years ago
@mileyfan98 ok MILEYFAN. what are you doing on the internet your 12
brennan66693 1 year ago 2
Your forgetting the fact that he IS a comedian ;)
SmoreLegend 2 years ago
@SmoreLegend not a funny one...
dudeeepriscilla 2 years ago
I'm not taking sides on either subject, but Dane contradicted himself. He at first makes a joke about homosexuality, and then talks seriously about rape. Yes Dane, if you talk to a woman who has been raped, which you said "was a horrific situation", what do you think about gay people who have been victims of hate crimes, murdered, or tortured?
mileyfan98 2 years ago
anyone with the name mileyfan should shut the fuck up and go back to coloring.
silentk1987 2 years ago 25
@mileyfan98 Hes a fucking comedian. Chill. and eww miley fan? have fun in hell with that anorexic whore.
Dreamergirl818 1 year ago
@mileyfan98 boo fucking hoo peoples feelings get hurt get over it its called life get use to it pussy.
hardkoregamer999 11 months ago
@hardkoregamer999 You're my idol!
3heishi3 11 months ago
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GrrxRawrxMeow 2 years ago
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ylangylangg 2 years ago
@GrrxRawrxMeow
Its just a joke, if everybody took jokes seriously then nobody would like comedians. everytime some turd posts a comment on you tube that is dumb Imma say, "thats so lesbian college student."
707Gian 2 years ago 2
he sucks
AlexLeca16 2 years ago
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Jesus was faggot.
See everyone?! It's just a word!
Arodinme6 2 years ago
haha i hate getting raped by the hammer...it's so gay that its lesbian
vanchai1 2 years ago 2
i loooove dane cook! :) he's the best.
thecoffs06 2 years ago 3
that was so hilarious!!(:
ecraven88 2 years ago 2
Dane Cook is the man.
GRADUALGOSSIP 2 years ago 6
@GRADUALGOSSIP kookoo kajoo
PaintballAce7 1 year ago
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This guy isn't funny. I like REAL comedians with FUNNY jokes.
Dragonslaying555666 2 years ago
Is he not funny or did he offend your gay sensabilities?
ECJ49 2 years ago 5
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well your an asshole
sinningxlove 2 years ago
Like why does everybody say dane cook is bad? ok he may be overrated but hes still funny? So what did you say when he was a small time comedian? I really dont find any jokes he has extremely not funny so if you dont think one thing he says is funny then there must be something wrong with you.
tbrown123 2 years ago
I think dane cook is absolutely hillarious... he always makes me laugh!
Misshollee 2 years ago 5
you souldn't say that so funny
TheDrJD 2 years ago
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atrayu90602 2 years ago
your races aren't you?
TheDrJD 2 years ago
God do you always make in fun of something that you see cuz thats the only stuff you can think of. God ur a SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CekaDeer 2 years ago
hes probably the most overrated comedian of all time
clubheadxtasy2 2 years ago
Lol, i love the people in the comments "That joke was not funny" You people need to loosen up.
Good shit though, made me laugh =)
nothinglikegaming 2 years ago 2
Dane Cook is not funny.
He is trash!
MeritisDE 2 years ago
so true! i personally don't care if someones gay or not, it's personal makes no difference to me, so it's so annoying when people, who are not even gay may i add, are like, omg, don't say that's gay it's offensive blah blah blah. Sooo the next time one of those dumbasses are like, "omg, i did so bad on this test, my parents are going to rape me" i am gonna be like 'omg! that's so offensive! blah blah blah!'
MissCanada2011 2 years ago
what if every time someone thought something was bad, they said "thats sooo a dane cook joke."
PeterJDiLorenzo 2 years ago
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PeterJDiLorenzo 2 years ago
I was totally at this show! He was awesome ;) not to mention hot
Momofuku15 2 years ago
not funny , but he is hilarious in other jokes. I love his DVD- give it as gifts-all llke it .
mrc926 2 years ago
Next time I hear something that's completely inane, cheesy, and unfunny, I'll say, "Oh, that's so Dane Cook."
AEV1001 2 years ago
haha.
MySunshineMyOnly 2 years ago
hes so funny and your a fucking boring twat yo
VolcomStone585 2 years ago
amen.
Jacklynn209 2 years ago
long live dane cook!
tatoo56 2 years ago
lol
HPSJ85 2 years ago
"have you ever played halo"
lmao! go dane!
BethanyBabe623 2 years ago 2
he has a really good point with the rape thing
nevets815 2 years ago
"When i find myself in a life cannundrum i would stop and say 'What the fuck hilary duff would say?' " xD
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who the fuck is this dipshit
mikeytheundertaker 2 years ago
i wanna play dane cook on line that would be the shit
checkeredpunk666 2 years ago 3
The part about people saying rape while playing halo 3, oh my god its so true I do it all the time
Grandmasterderek 2 years ago 2
hahaha
riseofthenextthing15 2 years ago
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mmm, i'm going to take my moral advice from a known plagiarist and joke thief.
animilautrec 2 years ago
ur gay animilautrec gtfo
lawlatsociety57 2 years ago
i wish i were there live...no censers
WREQUIEM 2 years ago
what is this included in on itunes which "song" would it be on the album?
xoxobailey13 2 years ago
vernacular or something like that.
Gamer4864 2 years ago
this is why i love dane cook
crownofthorns59 2 years ago 5
"Oh, THANK YOU HILARY DUFF" hahaha
xXParanoidClamXx 2 years ago 7
HEY i was THERE WHEN HE SAid This JOKE. Wooot woot houston
margaritamixx10 2 years ago
Freaking hillary duff!!!!!!!! XD!!
tuckynbuba 2 years ago
what would hilary do?!?!?
srvman25 2 years ago 6
have you ever played halo? lol
Gladius4693 2 years ago 3
"you shouldnt say that!!"
horseloverx88 2 years ago 4
I am a victim of rape by the gravity hammer.
kph123 2 years ago 8
lmao this is sooo funny!!!!
00dancequeen10 2 years ago