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  • Hilary Duff is a cunt slut.

  • y ppl say he's not funny

  • effing LOL...his impersonation of hilary duff was spot on..

  • hilarious!

  • so dumb.

  • Sorry that you didn't have enough material, Dane.

  • I think getting hit with a gravity hammer by a camper is by far worse :P Haha love him -3

  • hes not even funny...

  • I am now going to go out of my way to say "that's so gay" in public as much as possible.

  • he is NOT funny at all. cute but not funny.

  • loved this!!!!!!

    codyfrady is so gay!!!!lol

  • I hate those commercials. They are GAY!~! And people can say something lame is "so Jess" and I wouldn't give a F. People need to get over themselves.

  • You guys that are getting all offended...

    GET OVER IT, IDIOTS

  • dude hes just a comedian itz not dat hes serious!

  • @ilovemusic1759

    I know rightt!!!!!!

    its hes sooo funny tooo LOL

  • I really never thought he was funny to begin with, but now I can add the fact that he's an asshole

  • all these ppl here just got a dick up there asses thats some funny shit, its not like hes serious come on >.>

  • i understand he a comedian and all but seriously, i just lost all respect for him as well

  • why are people freaking out? This is the funniest bit i've ever heard from dane cook.

  • He should go back to school

  • Dane Cook, I once thought you were a decent comedian. But this video clip just shot all chances of that in the face. Using racial and sexual orientation slurs in a 3-minute period just porves to America how diversifiably unevolved you are. I'm not here to preach just saying that this is horrible and so are you.

    Thanks.

  • i personally hope that dane cook never procreates

    goes without saying but the rape joke wasn't funny

  • I respect Dane Cook so much it's kind of almost gay.

  • @IchBinAbschaum22 yo mamma

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  • This guy is retarded.

  • Who the fuck cares ill say shit is gay Ill I want..Is some bitch ass fag gonna beat my ass?? Dont think so lol

  • everyone has their only opinion i guess..

  • this is the best thing that dane cook has ever said! :D

  • 35 people are gay!

  • @95alanj lol lesbo stfu bitch men are here in this world for a REASON!!!! AND THATS BABY MAKING!!!!!

  • Ok stupid ass people, this is only comedy!!!! If you don't like Dane Cook or his comedy then get the fuck off this page! What's the point of you even coming on here if u hate him so much? You people only come on here to start shit! Get a Life!!!

  • Dane Cook is a fucking coke head and a total douche! He thinks he a sex god or that he makes comedy sexy... I'm sorry, but he shouldn't make fun of those PSAs, because I'm pretty sure a lot of people have called his crap-tastic movies gay. I wonder how he'd feel if he heard that everyday for the rest of his life & if he'd think it's offensive & hurtful like it is to gay people like me who've heard that phrase so much that I've become numb to it. "Dude, Good Luck Chuck... that movie is so GAY!!"

  • @WickIDwarrior wow stop being such a wimp. its a comedy skit. grow up.

  • @WickIDwarrior Wow, you're a dipshit. You really think he cares if a few people think his movies are gay?? No. Because not only are there more people who like the movies, but he is rich as hell is obviously loves what he does for a living. You're dipshit comment reminded me of this picture. enjoy: rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/12­56440885/frankie-muniz-retired­-at-19-with-40-000-000-00

  • He has a good point with the usage of the word "rape" these days lol. I hear that word misused a lot more often than I do the word "gay".

  • i hate dane cook but this was funny

  • he stole the hillary duff joke from dave chapelle. just he did it to ja rule

  • anyone seen Ike Barenhotlz take-off of Dane Cook on Mad-TV?....he's funnier.....which kind of indicates how lame(or is that gay?) Dane Cook really is......

  • As a gay person and as a smart person totally agree with Hilary Duff and think it's pretty cool that she did that ad. At the same time, comedy has few limits and it doesn't really offend me when they joke about gay stereotypes, comedians make fun of everyone so who really gives a shit. However, Dane Cook just really is not that funny.

  • "and, I'll Keep him till he's about 11, because that's when they start to get scary....

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHA LMFAO

  • this is confusing to me...

  • Wow there's a example that men are pigs.

  • @Irishslave55 and this is an example that women are stuck up bitches with no sense of humor...RAPED!! >_<

  • LMAO I LOVE DANE COOK! <3 Hilary duff is gay

  • @cpfreak53 omg!!!! lmfao!!!!!!

  • way to miss the point of the advert.

  • This guy is so stupid it's painful. He is just so Hetero. At least he understands rape, even if his audience doesn't. Why doesn't he just collect beanie babies instead of collecting babies?

  • this guy is soooooooooooo not funny!! no wonder they make fun of him on family guy.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOROFL AHAHHAHA

  • Lmfao this is hilarious

  • That's so offenseive!! Im bi and this dissoponts me.

  • @tiko9985 grow some balls and laugh, quit being so sensitive

  • LOL

  • i hope he doesn't have children.

    i don't think he'd be mature enough for that kind of responsibility.

    this clip really disappointed me.

  • Wow ur a sensitive guy dude who gives a shit about color I'm white half of my friends r black and white I treat them the same like everyone else should now chill out

  • Wow, really? What an ass

  • That hliary duff comercial is so gay!

  • Hopefully when he adopts, the children aren't GAY, abusive stunned ass hole hasn't a clue.

  • I seriously just lost alot of respect for Dane Cook.

  • @codyfrady I really do agree. :P

  • @codyfrady agreed 

  • @codyfrady idk wut ur talkin bout i jus gained respect for him

  • @codyfrady You HAD respect for him??

  • @CK4Lego With saying I had respect for him. i ment as a comedian.

  • @codyfrady i totally agree with you

  • @codyfrady i just GAINED SO MUCH REPECT FOR HIM!!!

  • @codyfrady Get over it , it's just comedy.

  • It never ceases to amaze me that people think Dane Cook is funny.

  • "have u ever played halo...?"

    lol

  • so comedy is lame now. who thinks this guy is funny. unless your attracted to him I just don't get how he is funny. it's like watching paint dry but less enjoyable.

  • He stole this joke from an old Dave Chappelle standup routine about Ja Rule and the 9/11 attacks. Not exactly the same, but the premise of the joke is completely ripped off.

  • Dane COOK is soo gay, hes gut the voice to match.

  • LMFAO he's gonna keep the black kid until it's 11!!! Then it starts getting scary....lol so hard right when he said that!

  • hillary duff's plan totally backfired

  • If you have ever played a game online, you get the joke. If you have ever played Halo, you are ROFLURFAO!!! Hilarious! If u don't get it, get over it. There is no cure for stupid.

  • Mkw494 @ZeldaGamer2010

    You're gay.

  • Dane Cook= voice of reason

  • @ZeldaGamer2010 just because its a joke doesn't make him any less of a jackass oh and also for it to be a joke that means it actually has to be funny which it isn't so thank you for taking time to stand up for a jackass who doesn't even know you exist

  • Doug Stanhope for president.

  • I love Dane Cook, he is so funny ! And, this thing Hilary Duff is doing is GAY, and i can't stand it. (:

  • I didn't find this one funny, but I like the movies he's in so I guess that makes up for it. :)

  • Wow what a jackass! And as a comedian shouldn't he be oh I don't know-- funny?

  • @Mkw494 Uhh.. Fuck you? Its a joke? you're truly an idiot

  • Still waiting for the moment when Dane Cook does/says something funny.

  • lol what the bleep would duff say

  • looser.

  • Looser than what?  Your mom's vagina?

  • LOVE LOVE HIM

  • This guy is an idiot.

  • @FlorieFignewton he is aswell he made vannessa hudgans look stupid too

  • I like this guy.

  • lmao i flipping love Dan Cook!

  • went to his show :D

  • dude there jokeeeesss chilll out

  • I love dane <3 :]

  • @AddisonNicole7806 iht wouldnt suprisee meee hess an ass.

  • HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA so true

  • all of his points are valid

  • me and my friends our having trouble of thinking of a good prank, so if you could send me a comment. and subscribe to see if your prank is used on our video (you will get credit)

  • Jackass. o;

  • What

    the

    crap

  • he's just a jerk.

  • hahahah "have you ever played halo" XD story of my life

  • Like yaaaa. .. haha :) funny

  • LMFAO XDDDDDDDD

  • I heard he's a jerk in real life also.

  • he is right about the rape thing i dont that XD

  • oh yeeeaah. superfunny -__-

  • Dane Cook is my fave comedian xD

    hes fuckin hilarous x3

  • He's right.

  • @mileyfan98

    everybody in life has been in the wrong end of a hate crime, or got murdered or tortured. its called life and shit like this just happens. black people, Mexican people, asian people and everybody else in between either gay or straight has had some rough experiances. so instead of trying to act smart why don't you just go watch hannah montana which to me is torture and a slow murder ;-)

  • Yeah, in life unfortunate events do happen. That doesn't mean you go out and promote them. and how ignorant of you to deny someone to voice their opinion because they are a fan of a celebrity. THAT is immature.

  • nobody is promoting them smart one, haha and nobody is denying your opinion mam. first of all dane is comedian, so if you're not a fan then don't go on youtube and watch any of his standups. second of all, being immature would be cussing at you and trying to put you down. my opinion was that hannah montana is torture to me, i was just telling you to go watch it because you would probally like it more than watching dane since your name is mileyfan ;-) now have a nice day mam.

  • @mileyfan98 ok MILEYFAN. what are you doing on the internet your 12

  • Your forgetting the fact that he IS a comedian ;)

  • @SmoreLegend not a funny one...

  • I'm not taking sides on either subject, but Dane contradicted himself. He at first makes a joke about homosexuality, and then talks seriously about rape. Yes Dane, if you talk to a woman who has been raped, which you said "was a horrific situation", what do you think about gay people who have been victims of hate crimes, murdered, or tortured?

  • anyone with the name mileyfan should shut the fuck up and go back to coloring.

  • @mileyfan98 Hes a fucking comedian. Chill. and eww miley fan? have fun in hell with that anorexic whore.

  • @mileyfan98 boo fucking hoo peoples feelings get hurt get over it its called life get use to it pussy.

  • @hardkoregamer999 You're my idol!

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  • @GrrxRawrxMeow

    Its just a joke, if everybody took jokes seriously then nobody would like comedians. everytime some turd posts a comment on you tube that is dumb Imma say, "thats so lesbian college student."

  • he sucks

  • haha i hate getting raped by the hammer...it's so gay that its lesbian

  • i loooove dane cook! :) he's the best.

  • that was so hilarious!!(:

  • Dane Cook is the man.

  • @GRADUALGOSSIP kookoo kajoo

  • Is he not funny or did he offend your gay sensabilities?

  • Like why does everybody say dane cook is bad? ok he may be overrated but hes still funny? So what did you say when he was a small time comedian? I really dont find any jokes he has extremely not funny so if you dont think one thing he says is funny then there must be something wrong with you.

  • I think dane cook is absolutely hillarious... he always makes me laugh!

  • you souldn't say that so funny

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  • your races aren't you?

  • God do you always make in fun of something that you see cuz thats the only stuff you can think of. God ur a SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hes probably the most overrated comedian of all time

  • Lol, i love the people in the comments "That joke was not funny" You people need to loosen up.

    Good shit though, made me laugh =)

  • Dane Cook is not funny.

    He is trash!

  • so true! i personally don't care if someones gay or not, it's personal makes no difference to me, so it's so annoying when people, who are not even gay may i add, are like, omg, don't say that's gay it's offensive blah blah blah. Sooo the next time one of those dumbasses are like, "omg, i did so bad on this test, my parents are going to rape me" i am gonna be like 'omg! that's so offensive! blah blah blah!'

  • what if every time someone thought something was bad, they said "thats sooo a dane cook joke."

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  • I was totally at this show! He was awesome ;) not to mention hot

  • not funny , but he is hilarious in other jokes. I love his DVD- give it as gifts-all llke it .

  • Next time I hear something that's completely inane, cheesy, and unfunny, I'll say, "Oh, that's so Dane Cook."

  • haha.

  • hes so funny and your a fucking boring twat yo

  • amen.

  • long live dane cook!

  • lol

  • "have you ever played halo"

    lmao! go dane!

  • he has a really good point with the rape thing

  • "When i find myself in a life cannundrum i would stop and say 'What the fuck hilary duff would say?' " xD

  • i wanna play dane cook on line that would be the shit

  • The part about people saying rape while playing halo 3, oh my god its so true I do it all the time

  • hahaha

  • ur gay animilautrec gtfo

  • i wish i were there live...no censers

  • what is this included in on itunes which "song" would it be on the album?

  • vernacular or something like that.

  • this is why i love dane cook

  • "Oh, THANK YOU HILARY DUFF" hahaha

  • HEY i was THERE WHEN HE SAid This JOKE. Wooot woot houston

  • Freaking hillary duff!!!!!!!! XD!!

  • what would hilary do?!?!?

  • have you ever played halo? lol

  • "you shouldnt say that!!"

  • I am a victim of rape by the gravity hammer.

  • lmao this is sooo funny!!!!

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