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  • Who cares what an overrated comic-magician has to say about anything.

  • goddamn... so many people miss the point of what Carlin was saying... be your OWN adult... make your own fucking rules... period... most people live their lives thinking traffic laws are one thing tax laws are another... fuck all that... we make our own rules.... thats what this whole fading republic is all about... being an adult... we can choose to do that or we cannot... plain and simple...

    BTW.... take off the pink dress....

  • My greatest regret in life is that I never got to meet George Carlin. He's the one who inspired me to become a stand-up comedian.

  • Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

  • uber awesome a billion thumbs up.

  • We need a national shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits day!

    The Grammy's should have a lifetime achievement award in comedy and call it the shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits award!

  • Penn!! I'm thinking if your children have any 'hope' then they will mature in realizing their Father is a vulgar pottymouth!

    That and Margarette I hope I never get to see you when I'm in Vegas!

  • it's called the freedom of speech bitch live with it.

  • george carlin saved my life after listining to him i began to realise that there isn anything wrong with me. its the rest of the world thast fucked up and this is how its fucked up.

  • I still cannot believe Carlin is gone. Its all so surreal to me. When I first told my brother he thought I was jokin but then he saw on t.v. in pure disbelief. Carlin and Penn ARE two of the most beautiful people to EVER grace this earth. Its a shame people don't recognize this though. Mainly cuz they both have their own opinions and are LEADERS, which is rare in society today.

  • Loved that Carlin bit! My earliest memory of George was when he did that old W-I-N-O, WINO!! routine on the circuit of variety shows in the 60s. Then I had a chance to see him at the old Rainbow Music Hall at Monaco and Leetsdale in Denver. Never forget him. I still laugh when he got to the 7 words because he expanded them to around 200 words. One in particular: "69, 71 (that's a 69 with 2 fingers shoved up your ass!)" I still laugh.

  • George Carlin was an icon and my personal hero. I wish I could've known him personally, but at least I got to see him perform live before he died.

  • My thoughts exactly.  :)

  • @mikech78 Where did you see him perform?

  • In Illinois, the Genesee Theater in Waukegan, Illinois. I don't remember the date or anything, but It was the show he that eventually became his HBO special called "Life is Worth Losing". I saw it about 2 months before that aired if I remember correctly.

    I have to say it was pretty interesting because he didn't have everything down at the time and a couple of times he had to refer to a crib sheet during some of his bits. But it was brilliant all the same.

  • @mikech78 Yeah, it's strange seeing a big production with a little bit of that behind the scenes - the crib notes - there too. That's awesome, tho!

  • @mikech78 ya lucky bastard! ...

  • its a shame that they gave the mark twain award to billy crystal years ago but carlin didnt get the honor until after his death.

  • That's fucking awesome.

  • fuck you, carlin was a great guy

  • why are people offended by Penn paying Homage to the great late George Carlin?!

    Both of these people are intelligent and opinionated individuals, educators, and entertainers.

  • Word.

    >>>"George Carlin was an original and courageous observer of the BIG LIE shoved down our throats by fascist government/corporate thugs. Penn Jillette is an errand boy propagandist for those same thugs. That's why Penn is now trying to direct people away from Carlin's later political work and back to his early "hippy dippy weatherman" schtick.

    Despicable.

    Carlin was funny, smart, brave and honest. Penn Jillette is the antithesis of all that."

  • "Libertarian" is a doublespeak propaganda term for old fashioned John Birch Society right wing whack job bullshit. They think FDR was a communist for instituting Social Security and anything else that makes life bearable for working people.

    George Carlin called those assholes out for what they are.  Penn Jillette makes millions as a corporate shill/dancing monkey. Fat lying fuck really needs to not fuck with George Carlin's legacy.

  • Word.

    >>>"Carlin's take on 9/11 was "the government does what it wants. It doesn't investigate itself. A govt 9/11 investigation would be a whitewash like w/ JFK."

    Penn Jillette's take on any questioning the Bush regime's 9/11 fairytale was "push them down a flight of stairs" & any seeing the Warren Commission bullshit for what it is as "conspiracy nuts."

    Penn Jillette has made quite a fortune since hooking up with the ExxonMobil-funded Cato Inst. right wing whack job propaganda mill."

  • Word. Penn is a disinfo cretin.

    >>>"George Carlin was an original and courageous observer of the BIG LIE shoved down our throats by fascist government/corporate thugs. Penn Jillette is an errand boy propagandist for those same thugs. That's why Penn is now trying to direct people away from Carlin's later political work and back to his early "hippy dippy weatherman" schtick.

    Despicable.

    Carlin was funny, smart, brave and honest. Penn Jillette is the antithesis of all that."

  • And you are blinded by the gov't dumbass

  • The planning and contrivance behind making these slick videos appear "homemade" and "raw" is hilarious. At least fat fuck corporate shill stopped deliberately shaking the camera when his handlers realized any kid on YouTube uses a $10 tripod.

  • Penn obviously has great love and respect for George Carlin, but I wonder what his opinion of Bill Hicks is. After all, they covered many of the same topics in their comedy, including children, abortion, religion, the ruling class, war, assassination, national pride and the media.

  • tonzimala it's time to take your meds again ;]

  • George Carlin was an original and courageous observer of the BIG LIE shoved down our throats by fascist government/corporate thugs. Penn Jillette is an errand boy propagandist for those same thugs. That's why Penn is now trying to direct people away from Carlin's later political work and back to his early "hippy dippy weatherman" schtick.

    Despicable.

    Carlin was funny, smart, brave and honest. Penn Jillette is the antithesis of all that.

  • Word.

    >"Carlin's take on 9/11 was "the government does what it wants. It doesn't investigate itself. A govt 9/11 investigation would be a whitewash like w/ JFK."

    Penn Jillette's take on any questioning the Bush regime's 9/11 fairytale was "push them down a flight of stairs" & any seeing the Warren Commission bullshit for what it is as "conspiracy nuts."

    Penn Jillette has made quite a fortune since hooking up with the ExxonMobil-funded Cato Inst. right wing whack job propaganda mill."

  • Penn Jillette is pretty against what the Bush administration stood for.

    He simply made a video pointing out how people actually want there to be conspiracies and they actively make them up in their mind because it's sexier than the accepted truth.

    Is it crazy to believe that fundamentalists crashed plains into those towers to make a religious point? Absolutely not. Should we watch our government closely, sure. Should be automatically believe any conspiracy story? No

  • Even ol' GC was a fan of evidence and not crazy faith based theories.

    There is not one single peer-reviewed scientific document that supports any theory about the 9/11 incident other than what is already widely accepted. Not one single one...

  • No, they all just sound the same.

    And they keep repeating the same stuff on almost every vid this guy makes.

  • Who's "they"?

  • Shmexy bath robe Penn. You rock the pink!

    Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker­-motherfucker-tits!

  • tonzimala+walterglanz+freestuf­fffff = Same person.

  • Penn Jillette is a regime/corporate shill, the antithesis of all George Carlin stood for.

    Penn Jillette screamed that anybody telling the truth as George Carlin did about 9/11 was shamefully insulting the victims families and should be pushed down a flight of stairs. Penn expressed similar sentiments toward those who know JFK was killed by the CIA.

    Don't let this fat dancing monkey rewrite George Carlin's legacy, which now in three videos he appears to be trying to do.

  • What is a shill?

  • According to conspiracy theorists, a "shill" is someone who has been bought and paid by the government to conceal "the truth" about a particular event or person or organization.

    In reality, pretty much anyone who demands that conspiracy theorists provide solid evidence for their ideas, is labeled a "shill" or attacked for being ignorant. Disagreeing publicly with a CTer and having any sort of notoriety or fame will nearly always result in being labeled a "shill."

  • "Truther".

  • Go jack off to "Prison Planet" why don't you. Its not Penn's fault that Truther's have pretty much failed to support their myriad theories about what "really" happened on 9/11 with any real evidence, and stick their fingers in their ears when evidence is brought up in opposition to them.

  • Word.

    >"Carlin's take on 9/11 was "the govt does what it wants. It doesn't investigate itself. A govt 9/11 investigation would be a whitewash like with JFK."

    Penn Jillette's take on any questioning the Bush regime's 9/11 fairytale was "push them down a flight of stairs" and any seeing the Warren Commission bullshit for what it is as "conspiracy nuts."

    Penn Jillette has made quite a fortune since hooking up with the ExxonMobil-funded Cato Instiute right wing whack job propaganda mill."

  • Do YouTube searches for:

    george carlin you have no rights

    george carlin this country is finished

    george carlin 9/11 truth

    His last work & observations were the culmination of a lifetime living w/ eyes wide open, stating the obvious to the end about the murderous criminal fucks in government & corporate boardrooms while media shills take the money to distract & propagandize.

    It would be a shame were Carlin's later work forgotten or erased in a rush to remember his early pop success.

  • im quite sure there is a blink 182 song that has lyrics either quoting what Carlin said or something really similar to it.

  • Joe bless George/Kelly Carlin and Joe bless Penn too <3

  • Penn doesn't have the 7 words order memorized? I've had them memorized since I was like 3.

  • I introduced a Pakistani friend of mine to George last night, the Life is Worth Losing special. I think he's hooked ;)

  • I saw George Carlin just 3 months before he passed away, and I don't think I laughed any harder than when I did see him perform. I miss him so much.

  • Zooty, zoot zoot!

  • Us Aussies have always had a reputation for swearing, it's nice now that our television is catching up to us. In Oz, a lot of us still only have free to air TV (5 channels). All of them now say fuck, and at least 3 have dropped cunt once or twice.

    I think it's important because I consider swearing to be a significant part of communication. Not the gratuitous flame style as such, but it does highlight emotional cause. Just watch Momento and you'll know what I mean (the 'cunt' bit).

  • I just noticed at the end of the video that he's wearing a pink nightgown that says Penn on it xD

  • Great movie reference, didn't know about Inherit the Wind until you mentioned it in this video, great watch.

  • This is the nicest tribute to the Carlin Family... and as a fan of Carlin, and Jillette, I was touched. I want my daughter to remember Penn & Teller when I die.

  • George Carlin was a fantastic performer and a very sad loss. But its good knowing his spirit seems to live on with his daughter.

  • ... so how old os georges daughter... i she my age?

  • shes like 40 something i think

  • George Carlin!!!!!!!

  • excrement, urination, fornication, penis, vagina, fellatio, fornication of one's mother, breasts

    maybe motherfucker is the worst

  • Is your name on your bathrobe in case Teller uses it?

  • @(*_*)@ AWESOME!!!!

  • I think I'm right in saying that Carlin chose not to include "Motherfucker", the reason being that it uses "Fuck" as it's root.

  • That was just a story he used to throw some variety into his routine.

  • I remember the dedication to your and Teller's parents at the start of How to Play in Traffic, something along the lines of "They are the greatest parents in the world. Much of this book is merely our opinion, the above is objective fact." I was 15 when I first read that, so I don't think I could possibly relate to it at the time, but as an adult, I think it's beautiful.

  • Carlin will NEVER be forgotten!

  • Long Live George Carlin!!!!! Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother Fucker, Tits!

  • i prefer free range heritage colon

  • Very fetching dressing gown Penn, most alluring!

  • Indeed! Beguiling, bewitching, captivating, charming, enticing, magnetic, seductive... these are words that fail to do the good gentleman Jillette justice. Such finesse!

  • George Carlin was the MAN. It is great to have seen his act twice before he passed.

    He kicked so much ass that they had to import colons from other countries just to meet the demand.

  • I was watching that same PBS special it was so dumb that it was bleeped out

  • i really like you, penn. not as much as carlin, but you're one of my fave celebs..i'll just pretend you never made that limbaugh video =)

  • My favorite Carlin skit od all time was "Touched by an Atheist" on MadTV.

    "Sure Kids I can show ya heaven, it's a strip club down by the airport."

  • FTW

  • HA Ha !! I said those very words today when I got my Electricity Bill.

  • Wow, what a coincidence, I couldn't stop thinking about George Carlin yesterday. Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker­-motherfuket-tits to you too Penn.

  • MORE Bullshit PLEASE!!!!

  • Awesome pink bathrobe!

  • Great video Penn. If one of my Kids were to honor me like that, I would have shed one myself. Been watching Carlin since I was 10 years and have enjoyed every second of it!

  • Carlin was a good man........great video!

  • SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT..........................­.extended version :)

  • Ah I was gonna say that :D

  • I don't think that he would have added that in there, because he was making a point about pure offensiveness. If he had put THAT in there, it would have complicated the issue more than necessary. It would have gone from a problem of words to a problem of racism, and that would have just been superfluous.

  • Comparing Inherit the Wind to the Seven Dirty Words case? Nice analogy.

  • Best beginning to a video ever!

  • Nice pink robe.

  • Hey Penn!! You have a great heart.

  • Indeed, that is great respect that Kelly Carlin is showing. ★★★★★

    Katalyzt

  • George Carlin will not be forgotten.

  • I love George carlins routines and I just Laugh hard every time I see his appearances in talk shows.

  • George's two commandments:

    "1) Thou shalt always stay true and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.

    2) Thou shalt try really hard not to kill anyobody unless they worship a different invisible man than you."

    I miss George already.

  • Fart, Thurd and Thwart.

  • that's exactly what I was thinking... lol

  • George Carlin was the man. Can anyone tell me who's picked up his torch on the comedy scene and carried on the good work?

  • Dane Cook

    kidding

  • Nobody... :(

    That torch is just too big, man...

  • Thanks man. That's what I was afraid of.

  • Don't lose hope. I'm sure that someone will come along, eventually. It may just be a while. Carlin was good at a lot of different types of comedy. Someone with those talents doesn't come along every day, but Carlin proved that they do exist.

  • Cheers, man. You'd think that with all the comedians in the world, a few would have Carlin's healthy cynicism. Can't wait for one to step up to the plate and make an impact lke George certainly did.

  • Great stuff!!!

  • The 7 greatest words EVER.

  • Remember when they made a huge deal out of when they said "Shit", on "NYPD Blue"?

  • Carlin was a great promoter of Skepticism and despite his Nihlist attituede he always coloured the day.

    May he live on in our YouTube clips.

  • RIP George Carlin!

  • Penn+Carlin=Awesomeness.

  • RAmen to that, brother!

  • I cried when George Carlin died. He was truly a great man.

  • same here

  • He would probably have made fun of you for that :)

    Hey! At least you didn't say that he was up in heaven, smiling down at you!

  • You can say anthing including cunt as long as its after 9pm in the uk

  • Can't you say say piss and tits on TV now?

  • maybe now, but when george carlin first came up with the list, you wouldn't say either on tv

  • Someone should write a song called "Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker and tits". The Class Clown album should be required listening, in my opinion.

  • uh there is one by Blink 182, those are the lyrics, i fergot what its called

  • what did he mean by " which the good guys lost...like in inheret the wind" i thought the good guys did win in that movie. or was he being sarcastic?

  • I believe he was talking about the case and not the movie where the evolution side lost. If I remember correctly it was mostly lost on a technicality.

  • penn and kelly sitting in a tree...

  • Profanity is just straight up great comedy. Language is fun, plain and simple; and swearing, euphemisms, colloquialisms, slang, hyperbole, onomatopoeia, etc., make for great conversations and great stand up comedy. George knew this - not only for the sake of giving a big 'fuck you' to censorship, but he was a master of the language. I wish he would have been honored more while he was alive - but there's no doubt he was adored and highly respected. There'll never be another George!

  • Cool story, bro.

  • Deadwood does not count :)

  • Keep the bath robe videos going. LOL

  • Maybe that's why there's so little philosophy on TV when you're not allowed to mention Kant...

  • And tits doesn't even belong on the list. Its such a friendly word. Like a nickname. "Hey Toots, meet Tits. Tits meet Toots."

    Or a snack. I know, they are. But not like that... like new Nabisco Tits!

  • They say 'piss' and 'tits' on TV now.

  • Putting the word "motherfucker" on the list seems kind of redundant because "fuck" is already on the list.

  • Yeah, but the flow isn't as good. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker tits... Just say it. It feels like its missing something.

  • It feels like an old friend is gone.

  • also that's also more than half of the words in the song Family Reunion by blink 182.

    "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat"

  • Oh gee I wonder who they got that from.

  • my butt.

  • 3:08

  • Sound off

    1: SHIT

  • 2. PISS

  • Good ol' Penn waxes a bit rhapsodic about the value of these words. Alas, I get it. If he ever becomes a beekeeper, he will likely say all of those words when he gets stung for the first time. Just a question of when, not if, if you are a beekeeper.

  • pitbull103: "...If he ever becomes a beekeeper, he will likely say all of those words when he gets stung for the first time. Just a question of when, not if, if you are a beekeeper."

    I'm sure Penn is well aware of bee stings. Do a search for "Penn & Teller Bees" and you'll see an example of what I mean. Penn's not squeamish when it comes to shit like that. With that said, of course he'll most probably use all seven words if he ever gets stung AGAIN, but it won't be a first time.

  • Penn can make those damn bees disappear, so it shouldn't be a problem.

  • cool

  • i have this habit of singing or saying whatever i'm listening too on my mp3 player and i was listening to the 7 words you cant say on tv. While my algebra class was going i was doing the rant without me noticing

  • Carlin is the best.

  • It's fuck, shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits. Not shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker.

  • i think penn and teller's act is the shit. bullshit is one of the only shows worth watching on tv. and penn's rants on yt are eye opening, funny, and thought provocing, but please penn for the next rrant put on some clothes...

  • what about real time with bill maher?

  • Great we have YouTube, then! Here we can say WTF we want, haha!:)

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  • R.I.P.

  • I like the way Louis C.K. put it. By media censoring these words, when you hear them censored, it naturally makes you put a word to the censor to make sense of what you heard. Therefore they're making you repeat the word yourself in your head. I think Louis C.K. "could" become the next Carlin, but not really "THE" Carlin. Along with Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin R.I.P.. I'll never stop putting his albums in every once and a while.

    Pray to Joe Pesci tonight everyone, it's the right thing to do.

  • what is up with pesci?

  • "what is up with pesci? "

    Part of one of Carlin's bits about religion.... Synopsis: praying to Joe Pesci is as effective as praying to the sun or to God.

  • To add to KemaTheAtheist's point, actually to hear George Carlin tell it, praying to Joe Pesci can be more effective cuz Pesci will get shit done. You want someone to disappear? Pesci can arrange that. He'll make a few calls, pull a few strings, and your troubles are over. Can YOUR god do dat?

    Do a search for "George Carlin: Religion is Bullshit" or "George Carlin Joe Pesci" and you'll be up to date. I'd just put the link here, but YouTube frowns on that.

  • Lets face it the one real word you cant say is nigger.

  • 5spoonfest5: "Lets face it the one real word you cant say is nigger. "

    One night I was at a party. A friend had taken a cig out of my mouth, took a puff, and handed it back to me. I said, "you nigger-lipped it" completely failing to realize there was a black guy in earshot. A second later it dawned on me and I turned to the black guy and apologized profusely. He couldn't stop laughing.

    I've since quit smoking, and I CHOOSE never to say that word, even when alone. You can do what you want.

  • thanks for sharing this about george w/us..sometimes we/i need to be reminded that if it wasn't for george (and a couple others) that our society/entertainment /music/politics... wouldn't be quite the same,and it was always right there in front of us to begin with... i grew a beard cause george had one,he was the second person i can remember as a kid who had one,Lincoln was the first.. if you can make it work,pink robes are cool...cheers

  • "Fart, turd and twat."

    I remember back when I was in high school, my friend and I rented Carlin at Carnegie and would rewind and play, rewind and play, rewind and play until we had written down his entire revised list of words. Good stuff.

  • How come only cocksucker is on the list, and not snatcheater?

  • TitanTron6: "How come only cocksucker is on the list, and not snatcheater?"

    As Carlin did the '7words' routine on his tour circuit and as his popularity grew, people would inevitably stop him after the show and suggest words to add to the list. So Carlin came up with a new routine some call "Incomplete List of Impolite Words" which probably includes 'snatcheater' in it somewhere. I think half the dictionary is in the expanded list. His original point is, no word should be outright censored.

  • Well hell, Mongolian Clusterfuck was on it...

  • nice pink dressing!

  • shit

  • It takes me alot to show pain"cry", when i found out that George Carlin died I refused to believe it at all.Then after accepting it,I cried my ass off lol,If George Carlin was here,I know for a fact he would say "pussy!"

  • Love and miss George, he had a singular wit for cutting through all the bullshit, and pointing it out for others to see. GREAT vid Penn!

    keep em comin....

  • there are a few things i love: Metallica, penn and teller, and george carlin

  • Ultimately, when it comes to broadcasting any segment on those words, and if they actually play the footage of him saying them, it doesn't matter whether or not they censor the words, George Carlin has won and will continue to win the argument.

    If they censor it, it shows how ridiculous and stupid the opposition is and continues to be about it; and if they don't, then it shows that they're on Carlin's side ... and that's fucking beautiful.

  • George Carlin was ahead of his time and i miss him.

  • 6:th

  • It's realy good to hear from you on topics like this Pen. Thanks for sharing.

  • George Carlin is to comedy what Carl Sagan was to the scientific community.