Red State Update: Catching Up WIth Edwards, Biden, Huckabee

[KaiToTheN]

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[SparklestheClown]

Lots of BULL is flying!!!The DNC still manipulating the voters of Florida, instead of letting them vote. Have you ever noticed that many of the leaders were losers in the prior races? Some of the Dems are interfering so much in the national security of our nation, it almost feels like TREASON! THERE I HAVE SAID IT! I am actually reallty riled up or just plain mad! BULLLLLLLLLL!

[gman2152]

Ha! Funny! Barack Supporters have Guns Too!

[bothpartiessuck]

Its better in Dixie

[Shannonlovesth]

lol play-doh?

are you guys going to put something random in every video? :)

[Vandale2006]

republicans own

[gmfutube]

They own everything because they stole it.

[TheProudConservative]

Red state people aren't retarded hilly billies, they're just not the sleezy inner-city slu*s that leech off of the government.

[audiolovingfemme]

right...but they aren't hill-billies... they're rednecks. Big difference...

[TheProudConservative]

Hill-billy and red neck are pretty much the same thing... I mean I guess Hill-billies live in Arkansas and Red Necks live in trailers. Besides it's really stupid when people try to make republicans out to be dumb-all the statistics say that the higher level of education you have then the more likely you are to be conservative.

[madashell1200]

I think hillbillies are just rednecks that live in mountainous regions. I live about 100 miles east of the Appalachian mountains and i've seen both hillbillies and rednecks and honestly they are the same. I'm not saying all people who live close to mountains are either one though, just differentiating between the two terms.

[bothpartiessuck]

What would we call you?

[madashell1200]

I'm just me bothpartiessuck. Not even close to being a redneck or hillbilly. But I live in rural North Carolina so I guess you could say i'm just frustrated. I love NC though, some of the people are obnoxious with their "redneckedness". I've only seen hillbillies in the mountains though. They are allright.

[sidiggy1]

I think you nee to re-check those statistics. The last time I saw such statistics was pre-bush. These days education tends to correlate with voting for a Democratic candidate.

[TheProudConservative]

Last time I saw those statistics it was @ school even & no it wasn't pre-bush it was 2004. That's the middle of his presidency. Young voters do tend to vote democrat and older voters of course vote (R)... I guess that's like the saying "W/ age comes wisdom".

Besides truly a lazy bum or a person who made terrible decisions in life should vote (D) because that why they can just parasite off of society but anyone w/ an education shouldn't because most likely they'll be earning money & have a job.

[sidiggy1]

Well, I have an education, and a very good job, and vote Democrat because (a) I do not want to live in a theocracy, (b) I do not believe in war, (c) I believe protecting the environment is an important long-term goal and (d) I do not believe it should be the purvue of government to give economic breaks to large companies who have friends in office.

I recall the stas being B.A. or B.S. correlates with Repblican, but PhD correlates with Democrat.

[TheProudConservative]

(A) Just because GOP has high morales & ethics that are mainly derived from religion doesn't mean they're theocrats or usually religious leaders. (B) No one likes war, you just have to value American lives, realize Jihadists are REAL & they are bent on destroying us (c) Who doesn't care about the World? We just need to do it through the free market... not from socialism. (d)Of course not, lobbying is bad. But you have to give breaks in order for them not to outsource. Otherwise USA is screwed.

[sidiggy1]

A) Constitutional emendment banning gay marriage = religion; prayer in school = religion; banning abortion = religion, all things GOP strives for; b) I think you need to study this more closely - war in Iraq promoted terrorism, it did not hinder it, and Iraq was not part of the terrorist problem; c) republicans consistently vote against protecting the environment by any means - certainly not in favor of making polluters pay; (d) how about the no bid contracts Halliburton got (1 example).

[TheProudConservative]

(A) (Gay Marriage) Yes, I'll admit that. I just feel uncomfortable allowing something that's not suppose to happen in nature happen, plus marriage involves a church so the church should have a say.

Prayer in school is just wanting any type of morales involved in the inner city kids lives. Where else would they get it from? not their parents.

Abortion isn't religion, I'm sure there are atheists who believe killing babies just because the moms are slu*s is wrong.

[gmfutube]

"marriage involves a church so the church should have a say."

Where do you people come up with this drivel?

Most marriages are don't have a damn thing to do with churches.

When you start claiming churches should have a say in the standards for civil law, you are doing the exact same thing you claim to hate the radical muslims for.

The christian right and the radical muslims have the same mentality. Time to round all of you nuts up and let you fight it out on your own.

[TheProudConservative]

Don't most people get married & promise their God that it's true love? or whatever?

So marriage which is suppose to be a binding contract between you-your partner & god isn't religious or have to do w/ a religious establishment.

The Christian right & other good-morales religious people are just the morale boundary separating civilization from havoc & destruction.

[gmfutube]

Most people are married in civil ceremonies having nothing to do with god.

The christian right dominate the field of closet pervets,child molestors.

After the christians & their "family values" gained footlhold in Rome the empire fell.

When the repressed sexual perverts of the Victorian era ruled, the British empire fell.

Since the christian right gained power in 1980 this nation has gone down the tubes.

[sidiggy1]

A) Marriage is a legal act in every state. No law could require a church to marry gays, the question is whether they can do so before a judge.

Prayer in school - if you really think it will bring morals to inner city kids, wow - scary. In any event, you are proving my point - I, and many others, believe morals are independnet of religion. Combining them in public schools imposes religion.

Abortion - there may be "pro-life" atheists, but the movement is based in religion.

[TheProudConservative]

(A) I'm not completely against gay marriage because it is pushing my religion (& basically all other religions agree but still) on them

Any exposure to morals is good. & yes a lot of people get their morales from religion, otherwise no body has incentive to have them. Besides Christianity is correct anyways so they should be taught it.

Abortion- whether or not it's religion, then it's still the ethic of killing babies. If anyone deserves being killed it's the suppose-to-be-moms.

[gmfutube]

Most of the people I have known with the most sound morals were not christian. Most christians I know only attempt to be moral to avoid hell. That isn't moral, it is simply self-serving.

I do my best not to harm others simply because it is wrong. I don't need laws or myths or fear of hell. Those who do show their weakness and lack of inborn moral compas.

"Christianity is correct anyways"

That is no more than your personal opinion.

If it is so correct, why allow divorce? war? greed?

[TheProudConservative]

You atheist? Na it doesn't matter. I don't know who you're hanging around...

You get morals from your parents (usually) or from religion. but whatever you can argue anything... that the sky isn't blue, the grass is purple, the moon is made of cheese.

Yeah, Christianity is the true right religion.

divorce- people make mistakes & judge character wrong

War-Because we need to live.

Greed- When can people block greed? I mean we could ban liberalism but it would restrict free will.

[gmfutube]

No, I am a skeptical deist.

My morals are not those of my parents, nor those of the churches I attended. I found both to be illogical and hypocritical at an early age.

We need War to live? Cite where Jesus said that?

Jesus was very clear about divorce.

Greed - Jesus did speak of that. He said if you have 2 coats give one to a man that has none. When christianity starts teaching that rather than hate, fear and killing those who don't agree with them, maybe I'll take you folks seriously.

[TheProudConservative]

Ok =S

We need war to defend ourselves. Dispite liberal belief there are people who want to kill us not because of past wars but because of who we are. Jesus didn't say it... He doesn't have to, it's logical & the real world.

Greed- back then people were poor because of the government & civilization. IT wasn't their fault. Nowadays it's more like druggies, dropouts, criminals, and really bad decision makers. It's not the gov.'s job to be a charity anyways.

[gmfutube]

1. Who wants to kill us? WHY? HOW?

Jesus DID say:

1. Turn the other cheek

2. do unto other as you would have them do to you

Your government is a charity for the rich.

Shouldn't any human being who does a days work earn enough to live on? Most of the poor in this nation are now working poor. How did you miss that?

If I own a business that make me rich, is it moral to pay my employees less than a living wage?

[TheProudConservative]

You still haven't accepted that Islamic Jihadists are trying to kill us? That's what the whole war against terror is about.

Jesus of course knew (I'm assuming & I know Jesus was capable of rational thought) that his people were going to have to defend themselves.

The gov isn't a charity, they don't give any money to the rich, they might not tax them proportionately but they don't give them money like they do the poor.

Yes it would be best if everyone was earning that but it's their fault.

[TheProudConservative]

Yes it would be fair, it's your money that you get to pay. If they don't like the money they're earning then they don't need to work for you. It's completely fair. Free Market competition will solve any problem except in the most extreme situations (ex The Great Depression)

It's the poor people's fault that they dropped out, or made the decisions they made. This is a land of freedom & opportunity. Despite liberal belief, our gov isn't oppressive.

[gmfutube]

I'm at the point where I can't wait for this economic mess to bite people like you in the ass.

I think we should brand everyone of you assholes who call yourselves 'christian conservative' right now, so I can be sure not to share anything with you.

[gmfutube]

I haven't accepted it b/c it is a load of BS.

The entire War on Terror is BS, just like the WOD. Cost the taxpayer a fortune, enriches some and accomplishes nothing good.

So is that why Jesus said "do unto others..." or "love thy neighbor" or "turn the other cheek"?

We pay for war so US based companies can go in & make money. Isn't that giving to the rich?

What do you call a cost+ gov't contract, except a gift to the rich?

[gmfutube]

I asked you if it was MORAL, mr christian to pay people who are working less then a living wage while you live in luxury off the back of their labor?

[TheProudConservative]

Yes it's moral. Maybe not nice but it's YOUR money. There's no reason why you should be forced to give it away. The Christian thing to do would be to pay more so they could survive.

[gmfutube]

The ONLY reason these people have that money is because other people work to keep their businesses running.

Don't you think most of these people who cheat their employees have their ass in church on Sunday?

A good example is the Brennans in New Orleans. The current owners inherited the business. They paid their dishwashers $6.50/hr and laid them off in summer. They also have a private chapel and entertain the clergy.

People like these are leeches sucking off society & we pay the bill.

[gmfutube]

"The Christian thing to do would be to pay more so they could survive."

Survive? why should they only survive if they work to support you? Slaves survived and most everyone owning them claimed to be christian too.

The christian thing to do would be to get off their ass and do a day's work themselves!

Christ was real clear on this; " if you have 2 coats, give one to a man who has none"

He didn't say if you have 5 coats, give a hankerchief to the poor.

You people make me want to puke.

[TheProudConservative]

It would be better if they more than survived but it's still YOUR money.

That's what I'm saying, stupid bums need to get a freaking job.

Yeah, he also gave us good will. You have to use rational thought-People should only pay what they have to...otherwise they're stupid.

[gmfutube]

I am talking about people with jobs - hard jobs. Jobs that Create the wealth that the wealthy have.

How do you think people become wealthy? With few exceptions,they do so by using the labor of others.

"people should only pay what they have to..otherwise they're stupid"

Don't you understand that when people are not paid a living wage, the taxpayer gets stuck paying the difference. Welfare is for the rich

I guess you support slavery too? How about just work them to death and find new ones?

[TheProudConservative]

Someone has to do it, but most of the jobs aren't for the super wealthy.

Of Course, unless you want everyone to become replaced by robots. It's completely fair.

It's not fair that taxpayers have to help out the poor decision makers. Welfare is given to the poor, paid for by the middle class.

No slavery is forced, those poor people choose, and they made the poor decisions that has made the jobs the only options.

If their decisions make them work to death, then it's their fault.

[gmfutube]

Your comments are so vile, I don't know where to begin.

It is the wealthy who will not pay a decent wage that creates the need for public assistance to working people. Don't you understand that?

If the business owner, or corporation doesn't pay people enough to live on, they keep the money made by these people working and the taxpayer has to make up the difference.

Have you ever stopped to think what would happen if everyone made good choices and had a good education & a 'good' job?

con't

[gmfutube]

Who would wash the dishes, clean things, tend the sewers, wait on you in stores?

In your mind these people should live on the streets and work until they die? That has been done before.

What is fair about those doing the easiest jobs, or nothing at all, living off the labor of others?

In the end it the average working person who foots the bill for the greed of the few.

Wealth is only created by a combination of labor & resources.

[TheProudConservative]

They're not vile, just realistic. People react & base actions off of incentives. Where's the incentive to pay more? There isn't, and if the people aren't willing to put up w/ it then they could quit.

No there is no need for "wealth redistribution" (AKA Government forced theft & Gift). If the gov has a spine then pep wouldn't be as lazy.

If people had more money then inflation goes up so it would counteract the higher wage anyways.

Yes! It would be a conservative utopia.

[TheProudConservative]

(B) So knowing that they'll die is going to provide incentive for them to become jihadist? IF so then Bush was right when he said that we need to bring them hope through democracy. Besides of course the terrorists that had barely anyone to bomb would now start attacking instead of just plotting another 9/11. I'd stop watching CNN, ABC news, or NBC because it's screwing w/ your head.

(C) Yes they do because socialism is never the answer. If there's a will then there's a way through the free mrkt

[sidiggy1]

B) - you seem to not understand the middle east. Iraq was not filled with jihadists. Invading Iraq provoked anger and made it easier for terrorists to recruit. Try researching this issue, reading some books, such as Richard Clarke's.

C) - problem is, there is no free market regulating pollution. Instead, pollution is free. Republicans are shielding polluters from the market by shielding them from the costs they cause to society. Your ideals are not matched by reality.

[TheProudConservative]

Ok, I have read about Iraq and Afganistan besides if someone is willing to kill themselves over RELIGION then obviously they're bad people and the more "bad" people dead the better. Try reading something not liberally biased, and that's not trying tot press Pelosi's agenda upon you.

(C) Well yes of course pollution is free, but if people really care about then they can buy green products like some already do. Besides what about some responsibility? The consumers also have a choice.

[gmfutube]

So by your logic all the european christians who believed in killing over religion should have been killed off.

On that I am inclined to agree. I imagine the native peoples of this hemisphere would too.

[TheProudConservative]

If I'm looking at it through a non-biased point of view then yes. It would have stopped the progress of civilization and the middle ages would have gone on but yes.

Of course, most of the people already want christians dead. But anyone who kills some one that's not a criminal does deserve capital punishment.

[gmfutube]

Progress? christianity has been the enemy of progress - at least scientific & educational progress at every turn.

Progress came with the Enlightenment, which was not based on christianity. Read a bit more about the founders of this nation and you will find that they had little patience with such foolishness.

Most killing of x-tians has been done by x-tians. Who is trying to kill you folks now?

How many civilisations have x-tians wrecked, stole their land and exterminated/enslaved their ppl

[TheProudConservative]

Yeah right, nowadays it may be an opponent of the theories science is teaching as fact.

Not my point anyways, major advancements & the European strength that allowed finding America came from Europe uniting around the church & the great crusades to stop fighting each other. Otherwise they may have never started the Renaissance.

Islam!?!?! Are you kidding me? You don't know that?

Not too many... America but trying to convert, & the Great Crusades are basically it.

[gmfutube]

You do understand that much of the 'progress' in europe was the result of contact with the muslim 'infidels'? during the crusades?

These infidels had developed algebra, cities, libraries, art - and even sanitation. (something europe didn't believe in)

So christians have slaughtered "only" in North & South America, Asia, Europe and the ME over their religion, but that is basically it?

How many people in the US have been killed by muslims for being christian?

[TheProudConservative]

Yeah right.... I know they got some of the stuf from Muslims but they alsomade many innovations & inventions from there.

Actualy most genocides & hate killings have been done by atheists in the past century- ex. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, etc. But other than that.

I couldn't find anything specificaly about the USA but :

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[TheProudConservative]

270 million non-believers were murdered by Muslim jihadists.

Islam destroyed the Christian Middle East and Christian North Africa. It is estimated

that upwards of 60 million Christians were slaughtered during this conquest.

Also, half the Hindu civilization was annihilated and 80 million Hindus murdered.

Islamic jihad also destroyed over 10 million Buddhists.

In other words, Islam is a killing machine.

[gmfutube]

How many people did we kill in Vietnam & Cambodia?

How many are still being killed & maimed by the land mines we left?

How many people have been poisoned with our "inovations"?

How many people have been slaughtered in Central America as result of our operations & sales of weapons to everyone involved?

[gmfutube]

"(A) Just because GOP has high morales & ethics that are mainly derived from religion"

ROTFLMAO

That is funnier than the video.

[americos78]

Huckabee super

[TwilightDropStudios]

"Bullshit"..LOL...

[mazzolari007]

you guys are tooooooo cool

[hahayouarefunny]

Apparently when people point guns at Huckabee he goads them to shoot him.

[Kaitsauce]

You guys should seriously do a video on the hillary clinton comment about bobby kennedy she made the other day.

[Vandale2006]

HELL YEA HUCKABEE 08

[cpashley]

Anyone offended by Mike's joke needs to get out more!

[kain1384]

I was only offended by how bad it was. Huckabee was a lot funnier when he was still running.

[UnholyChicken]

I loled at the play doh on the table.

[JoeyPencils]

what does loled mean?

[hahayouarefunny]

laughed out loud

it's the past tense form of "lol"

[hahayouarefunny]

I like that play-doh is advertising on a table full of beer and cigarettes.

Yay, college!

[sodie77]

Oh Bullshiiiiaaat!

[BorislavX]

Can Hucksterbee just go away now? He is the reason we are stuck with Johny Amnesty.

[BLESSEDone333]

HEY... DON'T DIS HUCK... he's better than the three we got to choose from now

[hahayouarefunny]

"HEY... DON'T DIS HUCK... he's better than the three we got to choose from now" - BLESSEDone333

Better than McCain, at least.

Huck : McCain :: Bush from 2000 : Bush from 2004

[WileyCoyote69]

Tim Kaz was the devil!

[scrumpy4444]

preach it brothers

[LittlePinky82]

LOL at SNL too funny. Yeah I'm glad nobody found that "joke" funny from Huckabee. And his "apology" was lame too. What an ass. And lol at the play doh. Hehe! I love looking for the unusual objects with all the beer.

[wavymavy]

Play Doh?

... or just "Doh"?

[idiotwind75]

hilarious!!!!!!!

[MythofDemocracy]

Dead eyes!

[jwoodswce]

Tim Kazurinsky is a genius, "Havingagoodtimewishingyouwere­here."

[robertpina99]

This brings back memories.

[btigtime2]

lol, which elitist do you vote for? great look after the joke.

[DirtySwagger]

Wow! Jackie cussin'...

[TheDailyMonk]

pointed a gun at him? :O lol

[AmericanCountryPride]

What the hell? That wasn't funny. lol

[paintedhorse1957]

yeal, huckabees comment wasnt funny.dumb

[portlanddem]

yeah, and the scary part about Huckabee was he made that comment about Obama immediately after that noise--like he didn't have to even think about it...

[bobojd93]

I like Huckabee's Norris Ad. Its a sad thing that huckabee was trying to be elected and he made a joke about the election with his Norris Ad.

[sheepman24]

Lol yeah that was the first time I saw Huckabee, I was like "If he's got Chuck Norris he has to be president!"... then I found out he was kinda a loon...

[beornborg]

My jaw just dropped. What was Huckabee thinking?

[HaxxorsProduction]

aww what happened to huckabee's humor...

[waynefoolx]

nosferatu!  ROFL

[dingus94103]

Best.

Carville.

Impersonation.

Ever.

[abarzilai664]

Forgot Ron Paul. Who cares he never had a chance to begin with.

[EntropyGuardian]

If you disagree with this or blame it on THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA then you should just kill yourself.

[HarryNRubin]

thats the bullshit that kept him from being elected...

[JimboTHC]

Lay off Huckabee, he has been one of the most fair people in this election cycle bending over backwards to defend Obama during Rev Wright.

By his own admission it was a bad joke and he apologized admittedly.

As someone who often makes inappropriate jokes I sympathize with him.

[crusa187]

if it was just a joke why not pick on someone from his own party? i'd laugh at the prospect of W. tripping on something backstage, or diving for cover the next time we reach an OJ terror alert lvl

huckabee's comment simply wasn't funny.

[emeraldprophet]

It was just a joke, though not especially hilarious. Huck improvised on the spot, off the top of his head. It wasn't a joke about assassination, but rather making light of Obama's recent comments about gun-owners being bitter.

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[wervasdeferens]

Hahaa , the look on their faces after the Huckabee clip.... priceless !

[spicyhamster]

wow huckabee. just wow.

[kacpt]

Was Play-doh the sponser of the day ? I just love the smell of Play-doh.

[red05hemi]

Jackie is cussing now?

[WizKil]

I married a monkey! LOL

[AmericanCountryPride]

Bullshit! LOL

[nubemuffin]

go huckabee!

[josiahdallas]

he's got my vote!

Oh wait.............

[xesiria]

Leave old Chevy Chase alone!!.. He was great with SNL and did lots of funny stuff in other films... like.... hold on!.. thinking.. Oh wait ... no... hmmmmm?.. The Vacation films and wait still thinking!!... Oh yeah that's right!.. Caddyshack!! ... wait that was Bill Murray... well he was funny in the ghostbusters films... sorry again that was Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd but, Chevy Chase was funny i am sure of that!!

[oneslickjackrabbit]

Do you think Huckabee is the one with the brain cancer?

[usnationalist]

you guys are amazing. I cannot believe you guys are able to put out such a high quantity of high quality funny.

[megamandapop]

whoaaaaa that Huckabee joke was sooo fuctup!! talk about left field!

[geargemartin]

bullshit.

[CrucieFiction]

You guys are obviously fiddling with your play-doh's a little too much.

[Bubba186]

I think Huckabee was the one that fell...flat on his face with that joke...

[CrocodileAvoider]

Maybe Huckabee would do better with some Crucifixion jokes :)

[DarthAzabrush]

So many Red State Updates in so little time. You're really treating us.

[dollaresque]

Hm, you guys are right. Huckabee joke about Obama wasn't funny at all. I never saw the original footage and it sounded a lot funnier when I was reading about it on CNN.

[dollaresque]

Funny stuff!

[DarkDennis1961]

damn, you guys get funnier and funnier.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Oh Jesus, I'm first. Does that get me a T-shirt or a six-pack?

[dosborn05]

Only if you support Ol' Fred Thompson...

[Squirelbutt]

NOpe you get the play-doe..

[jlzkcarlos]

first

[CrocodileAvoider]

Shit!

[mizzie37]

Second place aint so bad...well unless your running for president! lol