Duke Nukem - Awesome Quotes

[borgelind]

Its time for you and me you FREAK!

[Ziaxey]

Turn on the transcribe audio, it becomes so much more funnier.

[therealselenafanxD]

Sometimes I even amaze myself....

[Phicsa]

It's my way or...HELL it's my way!

[alex29464]

Duke Nukem is Serious Sam's father.

[SuperCookiemonser]

8 pigs disliked this Video.

[vinicatso]

Now you see me?Now you're dead!

[34kr1000]

Come get some

[noergelstein]

Hail do va kin, baby

[vEPICWARRIORv]

the most funniest line was... uuuu your ass is grass, and i've got the weedwacker lol lol lol

[ghostrecon420]

come get some

[DiscipleofRock13]

0:59 lol

[muhamedkhalil]

bad ass pack by heroes of newerth brought me here :D

[Muskelegger1990]

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

[macmaasi79]

you invincible, head-shot scripted cheater :D he knows what he's talking about^^

[TheArnaud24]

hail to the king baby ...I like it ^^

[Olek54321]

BOOOOOORN TO BEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD

[TheK4Zz]

BALLS OF STEEL !

[Akatsukimember7878]

I´m not gonna fight you, i´m gonna like this video!

[stidza98]

I`m not gonna fight you,i`m gonna kick your arse!

[bahamutt01]

"ur face ur ass, whats the difference?

[droedup92]

now in stores tickle my pickle duke nukem doll. When kids tickle him he insults you with over 50 phrases!

[redinblack14]

sounds like duke is talking to duke

[TheDortmunderJungs]

8 people get kicked in the nuts by duke

[DroopyDog17]

suck it down!

[tratorta]

i love the smell of burnt crap in the morning.

[Woodfiend]

Viewer 73000.

[Runescapez0r3r]

IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!! i see where strickland propane got it!

[xXDonkeyKingXx]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY !!!

[CODMw2Disturbed]

HOLY COW >:O

[jstruetune]

Confuciuos says... DIE!!!

[mongini1]

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[Yaguacho]

hail to the king shouldnt be used, its evil dead :C

[CHANCE9478]

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass !

[Pifinea]

 I remember the first time i did (1998)

"Ahhhhh much better"

[Julioroving]

damn im good!

[1celak]

1:40 :D awesome :D

[douplefau]

is it me or did this not have ballz of steel?

[PublicBenemyNum1]

I hate to say it, but he uses too many stolen phraises

[bladesofseven]

its just been discovered that the postal guy is duke's long-lost brother.

[Jtube121]

Chuck Norris is RELATED to Duke Nukem

[uthar1986]

duke rules

[jackisarocknroll]

0:54 yippie-ki-yay, motherf*cker!!

[fcandfm3000]

damn im good 

[cj101094]

Turning on the closed captions make it funny aswell :P

[Narutouzimaki246]

there is good bad im the guy with the gun in duke nukem forever

[winningtolose]

Did i hear some Evil Dead qoutes there?!

[mysteryrocker123]

@winningtolose hail to the king baby was taken from army of darkness.......i think duke nukem is a fan of bruce campbell

[appletickle]

triple h?



[matthewrs7]

When Duke says "Hail to the king, baby" which game did he first say it in?

[cubidus]

The older voice is better

[Doomsfall]

@cubidus That's only because of the lower quality sound recorders around the time.

[Dragon09178]

Duke Nukem: I be going to the sequels but don't worry I'll be Back!

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Duke Nukem should be a radio presenter

[panicali]

@TheOriginalElkstone He is. lol

[d3vils4t4n]

@TheOriginalElkstone the guy who is duke's voice actor is radio presenter :D

[feliw]

@TheOriginalElkstone he is

[TheOriginalElkstone]

@feliw Ok, I think I get the idea now

[daeheadshot]

@TheOriginalElkstone fun fact: the guy that did the voice actually is a radio host. and he did a radio jingle thing with the duke voice

[dkkddefef]

@TheOriginalElkstone

He hes in real life ^^

[SniperMaske]

@TheOriginalElkstone Well, actually, Jon St. John already had the very same idea! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=WVI92jIG3I­4

[rator25]

duke went Medieval on 8 asses xD

[InhaledPancakes]

duke ripped eight people's heads off and shit down their necks.

[Vinny792]

Now Ya see Me, Now Your DEAD!

[Golemoid]

8 picops downrated this

[rpmmelby]

drink coke or i'll break a broom handle of in your ass

[MrRobert27k]

remix put lil wayne and a guitar in the background and sell

[Mickydutz1]

this guy fucking rulz lol =d

[SuperFisher87]

Fuck Yeah.

[Damienola]

i'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck !

what a brillant quote. can't stop laughing.

LOL. creative...

[MultiCheatMan]

FUCK!!!

It's Cool!



[zyklonzip]

Most of the lines duke uses are from really well know movies from the mid 60s to late 90s no joke who else is well known for being the duke ? John Wayne that's who

[jankendorf]

Your face, your ass, what's the difference. xD

[132joker]

duke nukem wishes he was bruce campbell

[lortepikfis]

I will take your head off and poop down your neck

[codussigma]

started to repeat...

[JokHif]

Duke is the son of Chuck Norris

[tangoman111]

@JokHif NOPE. Duke Nukem isn't related to Chuck Norris, Duke Nukem is better than Chuck.

[shinetalent]

New Duke Nukem is here!!

[anastypuppy]

duke nuken is chuck norrises father

[HDpresident]

@anastypuppy

DUKE NUKEM NOT DUKE DUKEN...

and yeah, its his father :)

[rwoods2k]

(offers up a folded up dollar) Shake it baby!

[BartsOwner]

sounds kinda fun when he says two times!!!

[BartsOwner]

'' hail to the king baby!''

Try to listen to taht quote with arnold swarchnegger's voice!!!

[Sephiroz97]

@ElNegro1337 Your maths skill isn't good. > means greater or better.

[ratedrsuperstar302]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all outta gum

[MrSnipez2000]

i've got balls of steel?!! where is it?

[roman6a]

your face, your ass... whats the diference?

[dmcprince1]

INCOMING !!! groovy

[PhreakStep]

Why is this named duke quotes when they are all from movies alot of them by Ash (evil dead)

[TheTwB2Frager]

@PhreakStep Because it's Duke's voice from the games. A lot of his quotes were taken from movies, and some were parodies. (Like when he sees Luke's corpse, hagning by the fot to a frozen cave's ceiling and says "This is a force to be reckoned with!" Or when he sees indiana jones' corpse in a hidden cave, he says "We meet again, doctor jones!" And when he sees the terminator in the same compacting machine that it got destroyed in the first Terminator movie, he says "Terminated."

[pryer39]

duke nukem forever is coming out its true go to gamestop has pre-ordering up

[relwark]

1:04 Yeah!!!

[locomurder]

why repeating? .___.

[GeeMan833]

Chuck Norris is a little stronger than Duke. But it would be an AWESOME fight, half of the world would be destroyed.

[NoLifeSketh]

@GeeMan833 I disagree... Considering Chuck lost to Bruce Lee.. Why? CAUSE MY GUNS BIGGER THEN YOURS!

[exammaster]

@GeeMan833 No, Chuck Norris lost to Duke. Mostly cause Chuck only uses karate. Duke knows several forms of Duke-Fu.

[moktarbom]

wat happen to "shake em BABY"

[lordrevan571]

Hail to the king Baby

[Marth123465]

Its a good day to die eat shit and die...

[lnfectedMushroom]

didnt hear balls of steel =(

[nagetier01]

DID YOU THINK I WAS GONE FOREVER?

[areev]

theres only in two ways this is gonna end... and in both of em YOU DIE

[yoblfor]

shake it baby!

[anteroXBash]

he starts repeating quotes at some parts

[Fragem420]

IMagine all the street thugs who would run at the sight of duke He wouldn't even need to pull out a weapon.

[cruddnow]

Chuck Norris vs Duke Nukem vs Postal Dude vs Gordon Freeman vs Master chief vs Adrian Shepard... WHO WILL WIN?

[mccoyisthebest]

@cruddnow  duke ofc

[oddworlddude]

@cruddnow

Definitely not the Chief.

[cruddnow]

@oddworlddude that i agree with.

[dmcprince1]

im not gonna fight you im gonna king your ass !

[MegaFreaksofcock]

Hail To The King Babyy

[TonyCryosVideos]

2:50 MAKIN BACON

[HerrKenny]

i dont like how they start repeating half way though

[andrew9592]

what does it says on 0:47 :0 :49?

[gamergg]

@andrew9592

Bug eye. Holy Cow. Holy shit

[RansDants]

@andrew9592 BUG EYES!

[FusionDS]

5 People are all outta gum.

[govinpon]

SO many Babes

SO little Time

[mgs4GOTPoldsnake]

5 people got there heads off and had shit go down there neck

[vodkaaaxxx]

Sin City - MARV

[FR3AK1NG91]

BORN TO BE WIIIILD...

[Baker983]

I Love The Smell Of Burnt Crap In The Morning

[rpmmelby]

that link blow it out your ass

[taddjameson]

Its my way or.... HELL Its my Way!!!

[MrMaxwell1892]

now you see me Now your Dead! XD PMSL!

[unkwonstudios]

2011 - He comes back to Kick ass and Chew Bubblegum and he's been all out of Bubblegum for 9 years

[JZPotter]

@unkwonstudios 12.

[dxtwo]

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses

[andrew6012]

way better than the hon announcer. ahaha

[TheUltimateKnockouts]

@andrew6012 its the same guy but they dont have rights for orginal Duke's quotes, that sucks ;{{ ^.-

[cubeface21]

I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch. That sounds so badass when Duke says it.

[985737]

did i just get laid?

[CasparWilson]

"you invincible headshot-scripted cheater!"

[MockEmpire]

wow, i just got my ass kicked

[MrDotalord]

I love the Smell of Sewers in the Morning :-D

[F3n10]

0:12

[UncleRico000]

We outta break a broom handle off in 5 pplz asses!!!!!

[Wireless1016]

duke nukem is saxton hale's great great nephew

[SpareXXXX]

Gee, Chuck Norris is Nukem's bitch.

[DarkGreen2000]

lol Duke is such an egoist

[LukeMM95]

I don't care if he took most of his one liners from several awesome movie, he has the most badass voice ever!!!

[Slayerhead17]

can switching to geico really save you 15% on car insurance?...can Duke Nukem kick your ass?

[TheRecordead]

Chuck Norris sucks ass... Bruce Lee pretty muched ripped his head off, and shat down his neck. Period.. So FUCK OFF WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS BULLSHIT!

[miciso666]

its my way or .... well its my way!

[Lukash636]

Hahahahaha XD

[PermaJr]

Chuck Norris died on May 03, 2011 because the Duke came back.

[PermaJr]

@Sephiroz97 Agreed.

[supergameboy2]

@Sephiroz97 who would win duke or chuck norris

[Sephiroz97]

@supergameboy2 Duke would ABSOLUTELY win.

[Sp3c93]

Awesome Quotes ;) Hail to the King!

[killercwyl]

dolph lundgren in sunglassess

[etel14344]

I like big guns... and i can not lie!

[fratut]

balls of steel?

[xArchD3vil]

Eat shit and die!

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

HALF MAN

HALF ANIMAL

ALL DEAD

[IIIMAVER1CK]

XD hahah DUKENUKEM XD biggest badass there is

[AwsomeBrett]

Im here to Kick Ass and Kick Ass...

And im all outa Kick Ass!

[135flamera]

You forgot "You're an inspiration for birth control!"

that's one of the best ones!

Ah well, great vid anyway ;)

[quezicotl]

4:21 and the last one is my favorite one ever.

[iDukeNukem]

Let's rock.

[BBlendX]

there is only two ways this gonna end and in both of them you DIEEE!XD

[YvonneGiu]

blow it out ya ass:>....hilariouuuuuussssssss­ssss..love it!

[MinisterKGB]

Makin Bacon

[yungrottz112]

The Duke > everyone

[yungrottz112]

4 people never been to the land of the babes

[unkwonstudios]

lol

[Sestren82]

thumbs up if you met Dr. Jones again

[smattize]

the best 1s r

time 2 kick ass and chew bubblegum and im all out of gum

now u see me now ur dead

shit happens